Mod cars for a living.

At least it pays the bills.

I leech of my parents and get financial aid.

Gonna graduate in a few years and go into finance.

Fix computers for retards

Currently in college. I work at a daycare during the summer.

Canadian socialism welfare cheques.

Off the books computer repair, and occassionally construction work for my old man's company. Sometimes I do cashier work for my roommate who is a traveling salesman.

Mostly I collect welfare cheques and hide in my apartment though.

>>50337913
>Finance
>Post 2008 crash

I don't

After school i go and work at the mcdonalds with my hockey teammates.

Mooch off hard working tax payers.

Texas Ranger

I hold a global senior software engineering position with a Fortune 100 company.

Assistant Manager at a local hotel

Its dull but comes with a wage

$500 a fortnight from the government
Feels awesome man
>Steal my internet
>Get free food from various sources
>Have more then enough to pay rent/bills and buy shitty anime figs
I have lived this way for 3 years and I never want to change

Live off my generous parents while continuing to look for a job.

>>50337996
How does one go about applying for government aid? What are the requirements?

Math grad
300k starting, anywhere I want etc

Somehow >>50337996 impresses me more than >>50337974.

I do filing for an electrician. He has a room strictly for boxes of files.

NEET/hikki having his mother pay for everything

Currently in college. Working part-time in a convenience store for shit and giggles.
Doesn't pay much but it's a typical VN setting. I'm still waiting for a weirdo to pop out of nowhere or a high school girl to run into me while she's late for school though.

>>50337873
Teacher and fixing computer.

>>50338017
I've been wondering this too, whenever one of these threads pops up it seems like a lot of people are getting money from their government.

>>50338028
How do you dispose of all the filing dust?

>>50337996

Goddamn. Is that a disability cheque, or just generic aid? Up here in Canada I only get $610 a month on basic aid. And I live in Vancouver, one of the most expensive cities in the world.

Student loans.

I'm financially better off than my parents.

>>50338017
Depends what country you are in/What race you are/What type you want/Lots of other shit
It is honestly super fucking complicated and knowing nothing about you I couldn't say.

>>50338027
Me too, and I'm >>50337974

Leech student who works in a factory on holidays.

Student loan pays my rent, parents pay for my food.

Being funded through uni is great.

>>50338058
Well it's a good job one of us is paying some taxes then.

"There are five applicants for every available position, blah blah blah." Just go to random people and offer to paint their houses or mow their laws. Fucking dumbass liberals. Libertarianism for the win.

pushing crack

>>50338085
Alright, fuck, I'm probably going to be flamed but...

Florida
Hispanic
Want "disability" or aid. Whichever pays more

>>50338085
USA, Black, Aspergers.

Gimme moni.

I'm in Afghanistan too...doin stuff...

Project management

i shout at lazy autistic programmers.

>>50338133
steal stuff, rob people

I work overnight at fucking Target. 9.50 an hour 40 hours a week.

It does get shit paid.

>>50338133
In during the endless hate, I love you nigaboy.

>>50338159
People scare me.

I live with my mom and she pays for the food and the bills, at one point I had some welfare money but she said it was ok if I spent it on things I wanted, she's way too nice.

Now I don't know why but they stopped paying me, so I guess I will teach about computers to some nigger kids for a basic income.

I work on films. It's not as exciting as it sounds, but it's not as boring as it could be either.

smooching off parents and neeting all day. Heck, i've been a neet since i turned 16 and am now 19.

>>50338180
they're more scared of you, this is fact

im a murderer

>>50338069
Part disability, Part General aid
Lol mental disorders
Anyway gotta get food now

just got a 3 day a week job as a security guard until I get my ship date to Air Force BMT. Only 1/2 a mile from home too which is nice. Before that I was leeching of grants and my mom.

>>50338198
>smooching
I hope that doesn't mean the same where you come from as where I come from

>>50338198
Smooching = kissing

I am a potter... sir.

Systems administrator.
You jelly?

I am a contractor.

Unfortunately my life is nothing like Darker Than Black.

>>50338198
>mooching
Fixed.

Why is Madoka so popular in the military?

Sculptor, sir.

Wow... So many welfare warriors on /a/.

Captcha: Life wourep?

Leech off the state.

>>50338206
They're more annoyed of me than anything because of my mouselike voice and inability to hold a conversation and my general NOFUN attitude.

I answer phones at dominoes, yeahhhhh

speaking of which, about time to struggle to understand democrats whipsering into their phones

Blacksmith

Anyone work from home? I've been wondering what kind of work I can do without leaving the house.

>>50338304
>>50338283
>>50338256

>>50338277
Because soldiers really identify with magical girls

Parents obviously.

i've been a NEET since 16. Now 20.

>>50338320

>>50338315
Senior software engineer here - I work from home.

Fuck your shit, Madokafags.

English major here. Preparing to live in a box.

>>50338315
Playing poker is the best chocie for autistic fags, else article writing

>>50338339
It's actually because Homuhomu has so many weapons and is super fucking moe.

>yourface when /a/ would probably not mind working if they could stay home

How does one get free monies from the gov/taxpayers? 24/USA.

Automation Engineer, at least I think that what it's called in english
get to spend my day programming machines doing awesome stuff while getting paid surprisingly well for it

>>50338385
Wow rude. Typical Korlofurry.

i've contemplated applying for a debit card and to learn online poker so I can actually earn money.

Hopefully, working as a cashier/stock boy at Gamestop.
Want to move on to get a degree in graphic design as well as mechanics and engeneering. Move on to work as a mechanic for the army. Once I'm done with that, probably just going to whore myself out to some game design company, maybe become a tester, relax a bit...

But, as of right now, I'm just mooching off my room mates.

>>50338472
>Watch Saki
>Learn Japanese Mahjong
>Play for money on Mahjongtime
>Get rich

And then anon was the Koromo

Just started college. But I do web design and make flash games. I love my work.

I'm a translator for people coming from or visiting china. Once got hired by a large business to go with them to china for a week on a meeting. 10k for the trip, expenses paid and everything. Felt great man

Selling blood, plasma, semen and kidneys.

CTS Decon aka crime scene cleanup.

Nurse.

http://shii.org/knows/Nurse-kun

He inspired me. I'm not him though. I wish I could meet him and his little one legged, one armed girl.

So many people want to do Art related courses. Do math or science instead.

>>50338529
>online mahjong gambling open to baka gaijin
holy shit this exists ?

>>50338538
bro of highest proportions

>>50338578
Tell us more

I work for Continental AG in analysis and development of safety systems for vehicles. Mainly mechanical design and electronics.

>>50338529
>apply for online poker
>cry when you loose
>another anon says "quit whining and man up."
>suddenly, anon always wins.

And then anon was Kaiji.
Fuck if only it wasn't online mahjong, Akagi would have fit perfectly in there.

>>50338579

Nurse student.
Until then, leecher.

someone should screencap this and send it to Washington to help with America's economic crisis.

>>50338579

I could have sworn she had no legs when I read it.