>>49422639
>tl;dr
>additional posting

>>49422639
>>49422669

creation of /a/'s ad poster

Why do people always screencap the most pretentious shit?

>>49422744
i dunno

Might aswell post a recent one.

>>49422894

>>>/soc/4241792 in progress now

>>49422910
I had forgotten how disgusting /soc/ is.

>>49422867
I didn't read the whole thing, but can you please tell me what makes you think he's mad?

Short and good.

>>49422910
What the fuck were you doing in /soc/?

>>49422975
It fucking gets me every time.
;_;

The original SaiGAR

>>49422795
I wanna do shit like that when I have money

>>49423210
i know that feel

>>49423174

And then Akagi tripfag came.

living the dream

>>49423386
Fuck! Not again!

>>49423422

>>49423422
Oh god, /r9k/...

>>49423422

>>49423422
>ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg.avi.mpg4

God fucking damnit

>>49423422
>Have loli fetish
>Read this
Fuck you, boner. I don't want to fap again.

>>49423548
>>49423603
We're all going to hell, anons.

>>49423422

>boner, everytime.png

>>49423422
wow

>>49423422
This is fucking horrible.

I have this fetish but I would never attempt to do this.

>>49423422

>>49423422

>>49423726
you would if you could

just fap to it again

>>49423422
do you think they accept canadian?

tell me that when the chances are just about your arm's reach.

>>49423422
a few years ago,something like this would give me a boner AND burning feeling of self disgust

Now I just furiously fapped to the image of 7yo sucking a dick and eating cum

Thank you 4chan,you obviously turned me into a better human being

>>49423771
'
Why not? If you have money that is.

>>49423422
>that entire story

>>49423802
And nothing of value was lost.

>>49423700
The only logical answer.

>>49423548

>>49423422
>7 year old
I... I don't even like loli, I'm only going for 14 and older...
WHY boner

>>49423771
I lol'd.

inb4 vant

STOP saving as .jpg goddamn it

>>49423771

It's Brazil, man... they accept any form of currency.

They're that poor.

>text
>.jpg
NOPE

>>49423858
This.

>>49423422
Oh wow, fucking saved

>>49423422
>that feel when you was in that thred

>>49423883

I remember that

>>49423771

Also, I can teach you some Portuguese if you want, man.

"Quero comprar a tua filha por um mês".
- I want to buy your daughter for one month.

"Açeitam dinheiro canadiano ?"
- Do you take canadian money ?

"Quanto é que me vai custar ?"
- How much will it cost me ?

"Pareçe ser um bom negoçio. Ela vai ter que fazer tudo o que eu mandar, certo ?"
- It seems like a good deal. She will have to do everything I say, correct ?

>>49423928
Say "I kill you with my penis"

>>49423422

>>49423928
This thread is just getting better with every second

>>49423928
In S-E Asia, it's even easier to get a loli (if you know where to look, that is)

>>49423928
how do you say
"I'll pay you a two hundred toonies for a month of your daughter"

>>49423928

>>49423386
Sounds like someone with weak dedication to me. I've been in full time work for years now, and watch more anime than ever before due to needing to fill the monotony of travelling to and from work and any free time at it, maintaining my job despite cutting myself off socially from the rest of the workforce due to consistently superior results.

If you succumb to 3D, it's only due to your own failure.

STOP IT ! IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!
/a/, I heard a lot of weird things but dat...dat is the most horible one. Please come back to talk about anime again.

>>49424009
let me go find that one threadcap i got of this anon who wanted to kidnap a loli, kill her, dress her as cirno and keep her in his fridge so he could fuck the corpse any time he wanted

>>49423422

>>49423948
"Eu vou matar-te com a minha pila"
- I will kill you with my dick.

>>49423976
"Eu pago-te duzentos toonies(?) em troca de um mês com a tua filha."
- I will pay you two hundred toonies in exchange for a month with your daughter.

>>49423858
why?
i have no problems with .jpg

>>49424062
>>49423928
thread is going in a very bad direction

>>49424062
How do I say 'I wish to dance bossa nova with your daughter if you know what I mean'?

Ever wonder why every non /a/-related thread here always end up being very educational (in more way than one) and 200+ posts?

Yesterday, katana vs broadsword thread turned into a thread about De Arte Athletica and appropriate sword wielding method.

>>49424009

>>49424047
>dress her as cirno and keep her in his fridge

>>49424062
"Quero penetrar o teu cu com uma vassora."
- Where's the airport?

"Vou matar a tua filha e comer os orgãos"
- Where can I find a taxi?

>>49424047
>kidnap a loli, kill her, dress her as cirno and keep her in his fridge so he could fuck the corpse any time he wanted

I...I don't know anywhat anymore

I have seen some thread derailments in my time, but a screencap dump topic turning into a how to obtain and rape underaged rainforest girl topic?

>>49424092
epic!!
>>49424151
I'm here (I mean on /a/) since 1.5 years but thank you.
pic related to the thread I guess

>>49424104
"Bem, o que eu queria era dançar o samba com a tua filha, se estás a entender o que eu quero dizer."
-Well, what I want is to dance the bossa nova with your daughter, if you understand what I mean.

>With this knowledge soon half of /a/ is taking a month vacation in Brazil.

Time gtfo before I get party van'd

>>49423928
>>49424062
>ç antes de E e I
>Misturando segunda pessoa do singular com terceira pessoa do singular

Aprenda a escrever português corretamente, seu crioulo de bosta.

>>49424292
^to

This thread is awesome.

>>49424272
lets meet up at Conganhas
I got mates staying in Sao Paulo finishing up their uni projects

>this fucking thread

ANY MINUTE NOW...

>>49423422
Just...fuck, no, how can anyone think this is even remotely moral? How lacking in common decency do you have to fucking be?

>>49424296
lol, e você quer genuinamente ajudar essas pessoas a serem gramaticamente corretas?
(não sou o outro cara, BTW, acho que ele não é brasileiro/português)

>>49424296
>Aprenda a escrever
Not
>Aprende a escrever

You sure are Brazilian, faggot.

>>49424342
Who said it was moral?

>>49424343
É o mínimo que uma pessoa poderia fazer: dominar um assunto antes de ensiná-lo a alguém.

>>49424324
The correct term is 'Congonhas', bitch. And don't go there, your airplane will explode.

>>49424272
>bossa nova = samba
Cacete, você é idiota mesmo ou quer mamar no meu pau?

>>49423422

>>49424343
mfw I understand this language eve if I never study it. Freanch+spanish= brazilian?

>>49424343
Se ele não for português/brasileiro, até nem está mal.

oh yeah
mfw when this thread

>>49424342

>>49424392

>>49424365
Praquê que estás a começar uma guerrinha? Ele não disse nada de mal.

>>49424365
>Bitch doesn't know about 'terceira pessoa do singular'
>http://www.fpepito.org/utils/conjugue.php?verbo=aprender
Faggot.

Portuguese is sexy as fuck. I am now picturing all Brazilian Anons ITT as tan lolis.

Short and tan and young and lovely the girl from Ipanema goes posting and when she's posting each one replying goes ah~

>>49424523

I like the way you think

>>49424506
>Praquê
Not
>Porquê

Brazilian fags, Brazilian fags everywhere.

>>49424342
>Implying anyone was talking about morals

>>49424392
Sort of. You know, vulgar French created Spanish, vulgar Spanish somehow created Portuguese.

Wow, Brazil is going to be full of neckbeards.

>>49424392
If you know spanish = you understand portuguese / brazilian.
If you know italian = you understand portuguese / brazlian.
If you know portuguese = you understand spanish / italian / brazilian.
If you know brazilian = you understand ..........

>>49424656
>Brazilian
It's like saying yankees speak American.

>>49424561
Jokes on you, eu sou português seu idiota e "praquê" utiliza-se muito.

>>49424680
Well, they sure as hell don't speak English!

>>49424595
Wrong, see pic. French is on a different branch of the Romance language tree from Spanish and Portuguese, and Spanish and Portuguese descended from Iberianized Latin.

>>49422998
HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME

>>49424816
nice

>>49424742
dude, I can change the vector of a thread. Does that mean I reached the lvl 2?

I found some hold epic fail thread,enjoy
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7874218&x=macarena

I'm kinda late for the loli party, but well.
Look at what I found at /x/.
Apparently this is from a forum in the Tor web.

>>49425151
>read about lolita slaves
>whip out dick in anticipating for some mind breaking-slave making story
>get to the arms and legs parts
>boner lost
Thankfull I'm not that rotten yet.

>>49425151

What the fuck am I reading here?

>>49425151
had to take break to catch my breath

fucking hell

>>49425151
What the FUCK. No, seriously. I... what... what the FUCK.

>>49425151

That's in whole another level and considering it's from tor it has some degree of believability in it.

>>49425151
I... I...
I don't even...
Why would anyone do that?

>>49423422
oh by the way i fapped to this using pic related
sweet rainforest loli
it was glorious

>>49425151
What the... fuck

>>49425453
>the room your in
>your
That killed it for me. Typos distract me.

>>49425151
oh
my
god

>>49425151

>>49425453

>.gif
>nope.jpg

>>49425151

The Tor web is a horrible place. It consists mostly of CP, but some sites have discussions like that.

There was this one site for hurtcore fans, where to become a member you had to provide a picture of yourself and your victim so you couldn't rat out on the other people.

>>49425617
the .gif is there to add to the scary factor. It doesn't have anything.
PORTIP: look at the size.

anybody remembers this?

>>49425151
After reading this, I woke up my girlfriend and hugged her really hard. Doesn't help that my little sister's 10th birthday was last week. The idea of someone doing this at all makes me sick.

>>49425151

Insane... truely insane. It's odd how people can do something like that. There is a special place reserved in hell for people like them. If i ever came across someone like that? i'd murder them, slowly, brutalitly, mercilessly. That 7 year old one? yeah i can 'understand' that, but a living doll, tortured, numbed, and domesticated... just... it doesn't even make me sick or uneasy... shocked or horrified doesn't explain it either. I just feel that it's someone job to put people like you down. Heck, i might even do what you do, and if i did find you, turn you into a slave.

What's wrong with you, people? Or you just some white knight samefagss? There is nothing wrong, or bad in >>49425151. I read in some jap blog that police founded such doll in subway there. I'm sure that half of /a/ would gladly buy such doll given the opportunity, and other half would just buy 10 minutes later.

>>49425151
Wait a moment, how do I contact this guy?

>>49425704

>>49425654
Yep. Hurtcore is pretty fucked.
The only fact that the word "hurtcore" itself exists is fucked, because it implies that it's a common denomination under which several things fall, which are still produced (or else the word would be deprecated).
There was a forum with sections about kidnapping and rape also, but it seems to have died.

>>49425654

That sounds pretty logical.

>>49425704
>implying i have the money
>implying that's my fetish

>>49425151
>>49425151
Where can I order this shit?

The gullibility in this thread is astounding.

>>49425151
unless someone provides any kind of proof I don't think this is real

>>49425704

Link please or you just talked out of your ass.

>>49425704

>>49425704
>>49425746
What the fuck is wrong with you? I hope you're trolling.

A lot of people seem to think that everything you find in the darknet is true...

Wow, look at all the screencaps.

>>49425821
well, maybe not. But I think it's still amusing that somebody wrote that.

Btw, I thought /a/ wasn't so... innocent. Where have the guro and torture lovers gone?

>>49425793

I have my doubts as well. If we assume that the person who screenshotted that didn't have special rights to some secret forum, that was in "public" area.
Considering that, it just has too many things to pinpoint the man. Eastern Europe, Orphanage, countryside, doctor etc...

Probably not real. Not that I don't believe that person that sick couldn't exist in this world.

ITT: screencaps of the fantasies of fat neckbeards who have never touched another female

o hai, just giving something to you for free.
1. download tor (it basically configures firefox for tor web, so download ff if you don't have it)
2. go to http://b4yrk2nkydqfpzqm.onion/
3. ???
4. profit!
4.a. search ways to get completely anonymous if you are scared of cops.

>>49425891
People who have money tends to be mad. And there is a whole lot of porno and MAGAZINES with amputated cast, if you search for it. So...

i saved one /a/

>>49425151
>14 years old

too old.

it's fake, people treated like that chew on their own tongues in 8 months on average. in order to keep them you have to give them some brain operation (making them decerebrate) and feed them artificially.
and remove the tongue, for security purpose.

>>49425704

Oh christ I hope you're a troll.

If you're not, that post disgusts me all the same.

>>49426022
>Get well soon.
Everytime

>>49426022
>Get well soon!

I sincerely hope all the "wtf" and "omg" posts regarding the amputated loli story are just revolted by the concept.

On the off chance that you're really that gullible, what the fuck is wrong with you. This is the Internet. Does "Pussymonster" sound like an East European surgeon to you? Does any part of that story seem even remotely plausible?

>>49425151

i think i'm going to be sick

>>49425151
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

>>49426051
Seriously. Where the hell does this new people come from? and what do they expect coming to the asshole of the internet?

>>49426022
And I made her

>>49426187
>Weirdestboner.jpeg.avi

>>49426187
you bastard!

>wanna talk to mommy
>im crying mommy

>>49425151

I'd buy one. But its sad to not have teeth and eyes.

I love seeing defiant eyes and hurt tears and grinding teeth. I'd buy it with eyes + teeth.

>>49426187
My other one

anyone have a cap of the answering machine thread?

I would buy one of those dolls just ot end it's poor life.

>>49425151
This is so fake but the thought of this happening is fucked up. I say that as someone that isn't too freaked out by the thought of >>49423422 (although I doubt that is real too)

>>49426402
the concept was a scary thought just the thought

the rainforest loli is VERY MUCH plausible

>>49426497
Sure its plausible but I doubt someone did that then came to 4chan to post it. Sure it could happen but I doubt that guy that posted that did it.

>>49426603
the story may be fabricated for convenience
but seriously, there are similar things or even worse things happening all around the world

>>49426497

Considering how Brazil's condition is these days, it is damn straight plausible; no question about it.

...In fact, you shouldn't even need to go as far as into some remote location in order to find people there willing to sell out their daughters.

>>49422809
>>49422828
>>49422841
>>49422862

This man is my hero.

>>49425151

>>49425151
Anybody kept thinking of Hostel when reading this?

Fucking shit, it gave me the chills. Although it might not be real.

This thread went from hilarious to fucking horrifying rather quickly.

I've never been more disgusted in my life.

>>49426022
Exactly the first thought came to mind while reading that shit

I am quite surprised, I didn't realise /a/ was this gullible.

>>49426877
daytime /a/ maybe?

>>49424677
I was laughing hard until I saw
>>49425151
... what the hell /a/?

>>49423422

Something is horribly wrong with that person.

>>49427116
i agree

it was rude of him not to provide pics of his journey

>>49427116
>Implying that I wasn't the one who created the doll
>>49426187

ITT: the Portuguese language

>>49427168

Yes indeed.

>>49426826

i was thinking of guro http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=amputee

>>49427290
no

well, drunk girls are hit or miss type

>>49427608
served that scorched slut right

>>49423928
>açeitam
>pareçe

get ready to puke

>>49427678
disgusting 3DPD

>>49427608

>>49427736
this guy is a total gangsta

>>49428002
pardon me with /b/ material but i can't just ignore this one too

>>49425814

>>49427534
>RedbullRum
>RedRum
oh shit

>>49428166
holy shit this one made me smirk, silly women with extra dimensions

>>49423422
inhuman bastard. he should just rot and die

>>49428413
Rot and die? I feel sorry for the man. He had to give up his sweet 7 year old loli he taught and loved so finely.

>>49428492
Yeah, I sympathize with him... but that's life.

>>49428413
Many normalfags on /a/

what happened.

>>49428166

I admit I lolled.

>>49428757
Stupid bitch, lol.

>>49428166
Fake: you can't just come up with surprise evidence.
It either didn't happen or the story was adjusted for dramatic effect.

>>49428853
In Australia you can. I'm sure you can in the US too just by saying "I didn't realize it was in record until just now."

>>49428867
on record*, the camcorder I mean.

>>49428853
who cares if it's fake

this thread isn't about authenticity
it's about screencaps

>>49423422
Fucking 3DPD

>>49428944

Well, I imagined it in 2D

>>49428944
see
>>49425520

>>49428995
>>49428944

What dimension are our thought anyway?

not /a/ related, pretty funny though

>>49428467
Okay, I raged, I raged harder than I've ever had.

So what happened afterwards? Does anybody know?

>>49429040
one by sense

>>49429069
he plotted and found a way to kill them both in one go

>>49428166
GREAT ODIN'S BEARD

>>49429845