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Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)19:54 No.49201704

Major General here. What is your rank?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)19:55 No.49201732 General of the Army reporting in.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)19:57 No.49201774 File1304985450.jpg-(82 KB, 405x513, 119o0mc.jpg) Sergeant

Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)19:58 No.49201811

Staff Sergeant, dubious distinction that it is.
I just can't stand the idea of going through all the headache for something that isn't going to be pretty lasting.

I didn't bother in school because I was too busy with school, and hanging out with my friends. I don't see that I would have been happier or more successful if I had to deal with shitty, noncommital relationships.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)19:59 No.49201818 Major General. Where the fuck is my division to command?!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:01 No.49201876 lieutenant general, too easy.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:01 No.49201894 File1304985702.jpg-(230 KB, 700x702, misato4.jpg) Commander

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:02 No.49201912 File1304985744.jpg-(53 KB, 808x745, wobuffet.jpg) >>49201894 We're not rolling navy here

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:02 No.49201914 Not currently enlisted in the armed forces. I know I'm gonna catch crap for it.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:02 No.49201919 Colonel I'm gonna grow up to be a big major someday!

>>	walw6pK4Alo !!Dad2zlG9Cj3 05/09/11(Mon)20:02 No.49201924 Sergeant First Class Had some flings since then, but break up implies girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:02 No.49201928 >>49201894 here totally ignored your chart OP

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:03 No.49201939 File1304985800.png-(178 KB, 532x353, 1303086739264.png) Private First Class reporting in

>>	Rightspeed delivery !Jkwxp4/Tjc 05/09/11(Mon)20:03 No.49201954 File1304985818.jpg-(225 KB, 640x559, Inttijonnet.jpg) Sergeant 1st class ...holy shit ;_;

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:04 No.49201972 Brigadier general I guess.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:04 No.49201989 >>49201928 I'm actually Sergeant FC.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:05 No.49202000 Brigadier General here. GET BACK TO WORK, SCUMBAGS.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:05 No.49202007 Recruit

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:05 No.49202026 File1304985958.jpg-(113 KB, 600x600, 1279910757195.jpg) Staff Sergeant

>>	Jake the Sergeant !6kgj/OnyWw 05/09/11(Mon)20:06 No.49202029 File1304985965.jpg-(26 KB, 387x467, sergeant stripes.jpg) Meh.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:06 No.49202033 File1304985968.jpg-(28 KB, 472x369, 75.jpg) LT. General here.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:06 No.49202050 Major General reporting in

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:06 No.49202051 File1304986003.jpg-(267 KB, 1301x936, 1287761621972.jpg) >>49201894 But General, Commander is not a rank.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:06 No.49202057 File1304986013.jpg-(26 KB, 410x432, 1298318299949.jpg) Colonel. Just another year before I become a Brigardier General.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:06 No.49202061 Lieutenant General reporting for duty.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:07 No.49202081 File1304986058.gif-(226 KB, 800x600, 1291389354952.gif) >>49201914 you're on /a/ pic related

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:07 No.49202085 Kernel

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:08 No.49202091 File1304986085.jpg-(54 KB, 489x344, kotetsu2.jpg) General. Feels okay, actually.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:08 No.49202098 File1304986099.gif-(1.93 MB, 600x338, 1269628315816.gif) >>49202057

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:08 No.49202101 File1304986108.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 35 KB, 500x281, Bad-Company-2-Patch-Console-50(...).jpg) Level 50

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:08 No.49202107 >>49202033 Oh wow, sucks to be you.

>>	anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:09 No.49202122 File1304986150.jpg-(64 KB, 496x745, 1252318246665.jpg) corporal fuckface reporting for duty. scheisee mfw.

>>	Rightspeed delivery !Jkwxp4/Tjc 05/09/11(Mon)20:09 No.49202124 OH man looks like we have more officiers than troops. We will end up shouting shit at each other

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:09 No.49202134 Bashar reporting in

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:09 No.49202137 File1304986178.jpg-(78 KB, 1280x720, 1265647308928.jpg) >>49202098

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:09 No.49202139 File1304986181.jpg-(135 KB, 700x775, 1301788624194.jpg) Seaman Feels good man. Not.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:09 No.49202145 LT. major here.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:10 No.49202150 >>49202124 Guess we can shout at the normalfags.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:10 No.49202155 Full bird colonel here IRL I'm a private ;_;

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:10 No.49202158 7 months till colonel here,forever alone since i was born.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:10 No.49202165 Private. Less than 2 months till promotions time! Too bad I'm banned from secret Wizard rank.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:11 No.49202178 >Colonal I like the sound of that. Almost Brigadier General.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:11 No.49202200 Colonel reporting, sir!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:11 No.49202204 >>49202158 I'll keep it a secret that you're underage. Can't say the same for the rest.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:12 No.49202207 colonel oh god...

>>	/a/non !1lT3mqsvEA 05/09/11(Mon)20:12 No.49202229 Lt.General.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:13 No.49202234 Staff Sergent here, maybe this wouldn't have happened hadn't I friend zoned every talking vagina in high school except the one I wanted. so ronery ;_;

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:13 No.49202235 Recruit

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:13 No.49202242 File1304986398.jpg-(11 KB, 396x304, 85.jpg) >>49202165 Women aren't allowed in this army.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:14 No.49202272 >>49202242 NO FUCKING WHORES.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:14 No.49202277 File1304986453.jpg-(279 KB, 728x800, 192759E1-903B-E9CB-8F0ECC58A92(...).jpg) Corporal Bitches and whores.

>>	Jake the Major !6kgj/OnyWw 05/09/11(Mon)20:14 No.49202285 >>49202145 >LT. major ...The fuck is that? >checks OP pic Goddammit, OP. Get it right. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lieutenant_Colonel

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:14 No.49202294 File1304986480.png-(180 KB, 438x298, 1271574977211.png) Brigadier General. Three months until promotion.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:14 No.49202300 Master Sergeant. IRL I was a Petty Officer Second Class in the Navy before I got out.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:15 No.49202318 Sergeant on duty, sir.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:15 No.49202340 Brigadier General signing in.

Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:16 No.49202357

never had a girlfriend since early elementary school, when some stupid kids wrote my name and hers in one big red heart on the blackboard, and she said "I don't mind" in front of everyone.

going to be colonel soon, I feel like I failed that girl for some reason.

;_;

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:16 No.49202363 >>49202204 Perhaps the poster is in this late forties.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:16 No.49202368 >>49202300 >NCO Putting an /a/non in charge of people? God help us all.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:16 No.49202369 Staff Sergeant here. Haven't been laid in years and don't even care about relationships anymore.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:17 No.49202388 Colonel here. Almost got discharged a few months ago but that didn't really work. Still got some time before I become a Brigadier General.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:18 No.49202428 File1304986719.jpg-(19 KB, 250x364, news-graphics-2008-_656138a.jpg) >>49202363 >7 months to Colonel >Colonel = 18 years w/o GF >alone since birth got it?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:18 No.49202439 >General of the army Why isnt there a next rank? Supreme Commander, maybe...

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:19 No.49202454 >>49202368 I was 3rd class in the Navy before getting out. There are a lot of /a/nons in the Navy.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:19 No.49202455 File1304986769.jpg-(146 KB, 1280x720, [KiteSeekers-Wasurenai] Tantei(...).jpg) Dishonorable dischargee. And I'm lovin' it.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:19 No.49202462 >>49202439 minister of defense, logically speaking. then comes dictator.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:20 No.49202477 File1304986810.jpg-(34 KB, 500x394, 1300913185596.jpg) Major General

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:20 No.49202481 File1304986821.png-(377 KB, 632x477, 1304353468262.png) >>49202455

Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:20 No.49202499

Staff Sergeant if you don't count that fling the back in January. It lasted almost a month of seeing each other once in a while and doing it, there wasn't a whole lot of love and she broke it off the day before Valentine's Day.

So I figure I'm just a lowly Recruit.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:21 No.49202519 >>49202439 THAT'S NOT HOW RANK STRUCTURE WORKS. COMMANDER IN CHIEF IS FINE TOO >>49202454 >PFC Feels good man. Nobody expects shit from me.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:22 No.49202540 I'm a Lieutenant Major. Are Generals of the Army also wizards?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:22 No.49202544 >>49202368 My 1st class was a /b/tard. He didn't spout meme's though. He hid that fact as best as he could just like I hide my powerlevel.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:22 No.49202555 >>49202499 >doing it hoe does it feel?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:22 No.49202559 About to become a Colonel. No troll. Shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:22 No.49202561 File1304986973.jpg-(21 KB, 486x521, 1291344823771.jpg) Colonel here.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:23 No.49202565 File1304986987.jpg-(23 KB, 469x265, 78.jpg) >>49202455 I'm glad you finally figured out who you are. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:23 No.49202579 >>49202357 did you break up? otherwise you're still officially in a relationship with each other, you know

Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:24 No.49202608

just so that you people know, Op-pic is from Melo holic, web-manhwa about school teacher that embraced forever alone doctrine too. Because he's esper and can read whores' minds instanly so he never gets past a few minutes of talking to them.
but later he gets a gf and starts hunting some poor /a/non that happens to stalk her

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:24 No.49202611 >>49202555 lke a bag of sand I guess

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:25 No.49202622 File1304987104.jpg-(3 KB, 100x100, no2.jpg) major reporting in. feels kinda bad to be honest

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:25 No.49202623 File1304987104.jpg-(16 KB, 249x324, 1300037068694.jpg) Colonel reporting in. Should be promoted within the next year barring unforeseen possibilities.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:25 No.49202639 >>49202454 I met another /a/non on my ship. He didn't believe that I went to /a/ though, because when we talked about anime I wasn't a retarded elitist about it.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:25 No.49202642 File1304987159.jpg-(9 KB, 250x250, 1295661417649.jpg) Private first class reporting for duty!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:26 No.49202646 Private first class

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:26 No.49202651 >>49202639 I don't believe you go to /a/ either

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:26 No.49202663 File1304987204.png-(43 KB, 273x383, Chiang_Kai-Shek.png) Generalissimo

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:27 No.49202685 >>49202651 but then who was phone?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:27 No.49202693 Major general here. In a few more moths I will go up a rank.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:27 No.49202701 >>49202685 slenderman

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:28 No.49202707 >>49202685 Silly anon, I am phone, of course

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:28 No.49202709 Colonel? I'm 18 and I've never had a lover.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:29 No.49202748 File1304987377.jpg-(59 KB, 800x528, 1269045707826.jpg) >>49202701

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:29 No.49202755 Sergent Reporting for Duty Sir!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:30 No.49202774 File1304987408.jpg-(139 KB, 1280x720, 1302142896707.jpg) Brigadier General here. I look into my future and all I see is promotions.

>>	anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:30 No.49202781 File1304987431.png-(64 KB, 976x600, 1304812771263.png) woah! I didn't know /a/ was this pathetic. inb4 newfag.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:30 No.49202789 File1304987447.jpg-(62 KB, 753x648, 1285232991391.jpg) I just realized I had a gf in kindergarden. Almost had general but now I'm just major general I guess. A fucking demotion. I'm so embrassed.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:30 No.49202794 General major, I'm pretty good at whatever.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:31 No.49202801 >>49202781 normalnewfagsummercasualmoecancer

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:31 No.49202802 Colonel due for promotion in three months. What kind of regiment do I get?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:31 No.49202805 >>49202781 we love you bro you are still faggot though

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:32 No.49202837 >>49202781 But the only way you could be just now realizing that is if you were new here. It's seriously the second thing you from lurking moarfirst is boku no pico

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:33 No.49202851 File1304987586.png-(394 KB, 1920x1200, vector.png) Captain

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:33 No.49202866 >>49202579 >mfw I realize we grew apart without breaking up >mfw I realize I can show up at her place and fuck her >mfw I don't want to fuck 3DPD anymore >mfw I never had a face since my brother tore it off with a cheese grater

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:33 No.49202874 File1304987625.jpg-(9 KB, 236x214, 12312315.jpg) General here, next stop: General of the Army AND a Wizard. Only two and a half years left.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:33 No.49202883 File1304987636.gif-(4 KB, 344x326, 1290376770026.gif) >brigadier general

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:33 No.49202884 i had a sex partner roughly 1,5 years ago but since im schizoid as fuck, i can't call her a "lover" what am i?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:34 No.49202897 Colonel. I feel weak. Hopefully I can keep going towards General Wizard

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:34 No.49202905 File1304987673.png-(722 KB, 850x566, sample_5583911353fdaa9dad5d682(...).png) Colonel of a bloody grenadier regiment here.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:34 No.49202917 >>49201774

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:34 No.49202919 >>49202851 I was scrolling down the frontpage of /a/ and I hnngh'd at this.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:35 No.49202927 >>49202884 Shits the same. Sup private first class.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:35 No.49202938 Text is way too small, can't read shit. Sir.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:35 No.49202939 File1304987731.jpg-(661 KB, 1441x1266, 6f03f1f5eac5f0fe824bb5e198c4fb(...).jpg) Corporal reporting for duty.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:35 No.49202944 >>49202874 >AND a Wizard someone post the szs pic please

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:36 No.49202962 File1304987766.jpg-(13 KB, 300x300, deal with it.jpg) Lt. Gen

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:36 No.49202963 >>49202938 insufficient eyesight, you don't pass the cut. find a job outside the army, weakling

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:36 No.49202968 General of the Army reporting in.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:36 No.49202971 File1304987779.jpg-(135 KB, 1024x577, doublerainbowalltheway.jpg) >>49202884 you really wanna hear that?

>>	JamesCID !vnrAJX0bEo 05/09/11(Mon)20:36 No.49202975 File1304987793.jpg-(53 KB, 380x360, 1297932719513.jpg) Sergeant Captcha: Proud torte

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:37 No.49203011 Fact: If you're anything less than a brigadier general, you don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:37 No.49203015 I'm a general woot. 4 years away from General of the Army

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:38 No.49203059 Major General. Looking to be promoted next year though.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:39 No.49203088 >>49203011 Oh fuck you I am only 22 it'd not my fault that I got Gf in elemetary school

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:39 No.49203097 C in C, here.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:40 No.49203116 File1304988004.jpg-(39 KB, 576x432, (B-A)G_Gundam_09_(9EA99350).mk(...).jpg) I went from Brigadier General to lower than recruit last month. And I'm not expecting any promotions for a long while.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:40 No.49203119 Brigadier General reporting in.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:40 No.49203127 >>49203011 Fuck you general. You guys don't do shit.

>>	Mister Nicetrip !!jL2WAhE5gPr 05/09/11(Mon)20:40 No.49203131 File1304988020.png-(46 KB, 622x583, 622px-Brigadier-general_insign(...).png) >>49202029 THE FUCK ARE YOU SLACKING OFF FOR, MAGGOT?! GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I HAVE YOU LICK THE SHIT OFF MY BOOTS AFTER I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:41 No.49203153 >>49201704 Master sergeant but i'm going for general of the army.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:41 No.49203154 File1304988060.png-(209 KB, 500x1000, 1291343490094.png) Brigadier General.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:41 No.49203169 File1304988085.jpg-(30 KB, 209x230, gendo1.jpg) Brigadier General

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:41 No.49203172 Lieutenant General, will be a Major General shortly.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:41 No.49203173 Captain >Mfw I've fucked w/o a GF or a hooker

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:41 No.49203184 48 year old kissless virgin reporting in, I think I win this thread

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:42 No.49203225 >>49203184 Go away from 4chan, dad

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:43 No.49203237 >>49203184 Wizard Level 2 with max base stats? Holy fuck you win.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:43 No.49203250 Brigadier General. Anyone below Colonel needs to leave.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:43 No.49203252 >>49203184 You poor, sad motherfucker. I say we declare you President and Grand Magus.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:43 No.49203263 >>49203173 OPs pic is not about getting laid, but about lovers.

>>	Mister Nicetrip !!jL2WAhE5gPr 05/09/11(Mon)20:44 No.49203278 File1304988250.png-(186 KB, 700x700, wtf_yomiko.png) >>49203225 >virgin >Dad

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:44 No.49203283 >>49203225 >kissless virgin >your dad What

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:45 No.49203311 >>49203278 >>49203283 Artificial Insemination, yo

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:45 No.49203312 >>49203225 get away from 4chan, jesus

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:45 No.49203315 Colonel.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:45 No.49203320 >>49203184 THROW ME INTO BATTLE, SIR I WILL GLADLY DIE FOR YOU MEIN FÜHRER!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:45 No.49203327 File1304988321.jpg-(36 KB, 300x400, no sex.jpg) >>49203283 >>49203278 It can be done.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:46 No.49203357 File1304988373.png-(38 KB, 276x230, 1289247467694.png) Just turned 26 last month, so four star general here. I have the feeling i'm not being all i can be

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:48 No.49203432 >>49203327 The odds of that happening are WHY fucking low, less than the chances of winning the lotto. >INVASIVE elickine

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:50 No.49203516 Lieutenant General I'm not proud of it.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:51 No.49203555 Currently i am Master Sergeant. The roonerism is even stronger, after i tasted the forbidden fruit during my youth. ;___;

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:53 No.49203625 Lieutenant General reporting for duty.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:53 No.49203634 File1304988816.png-(619 KB, 716x955, manly tears.png) >>49203184 Respect man... respect...

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:54 No.49203680 Brigadier General here, aiming to be the General of the army with magical powers.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:55 No.49203718 Brigadier General in a week.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:56 No.49203735 Lieutenant General in few months. Major General atm.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:56 No.49203751 >>49203184 Mei fuhrer! Implying I won't be a fuhrer soon too

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:58 No.49203787 Major General reporting

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:58 No.49203794 Private, but I'm going first class in a month

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:59 No.49203845 If 30 is general, I am the god damn Emperor

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:00 No.49203881 File1304989254.png-(3 KB, 203x216, 1275232094106.png) >Fucked a woman when i was 15 >23 now and haven't had sex since >Never get to be a wizard

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:01 No.49203911 >>49203845 provide age, please

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:03 No.49203954 File1304989404.gif-(114 KB, 150x125, men.gif) >>49203881 That was a lie, l didn't get any magical powers.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:05 No.49204016 Lieutenant General reporting in. So close to the top! After I reach it, the only way is down...

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:06 No.49204072 >ronery thread >163 posts and 53 image replies omitted never change, /a/...

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:07 No.49204094 >>49203954 >unknowingly raped in your sleep

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:08 No.49204127 File1304989701.jpg-(136 KB, 540x720, nadoka2.jpg) Brigadier General here with a bright future ahead of me. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:10 No.49204192 >>49203263 Implying I didn't love her.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:10 No.49204214 >>49202801 >moe >cancer AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:11 No.49204239 File1304989899.jpg-(158 KB, 455x610, manly tears.jpg) >thread full of Brigadier Generals /a/ I'm proud.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:12 No.49204267 >>49204072 We aren't lamenting about loneliness, in fact, we're celebrating...or something.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:13 No.49204287 Oh my god. Recruit. Does that make me.....a normalfag? Underaged, just kidding.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:13 No.49204301 >>49201704 is there a chart for the opposing army?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:13 No.49204320 >>49204287 >un-de-raged so you did rage?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:14 No.49204348 >>49204301 Yes go there >>>/b/ >>>/soc/ >>>/gaia/

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:15 No.49204360 File1304990104.jpg-(500 KB, 1044x943, maestro.jpg) Do you really get magical powers when you reach virgin 30? I'm hopeful.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:15 No.49204373 Lt. General reporting

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:16 No.49204397 File1304990179.jpg-(293 KB, 600x600, 1304141951149.jpg) Former Staff Seargeant. My tour is over, thank God. It's horrible out there.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:16 No.49204402 General reporting in. Turned 26 a few months ago.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:16 No.49204414 I'm getting promoted to major general next week! a pyrrhic victory

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:18 No.49204457 Colonel

Mister Nicetrip !!jL2WAhE5gPr 05/09/11(Mon)21:18 No.49204490
File1304990339.jpg-(28 KB, 411x511, 1304866563584.jpg)

>>49204267
Hell, I'd celebrate it.

My parents wanted me to get married the second I turned 18, even though I never had a girlfriend or any shit like that.

Now, at 21, they seriously won't shut the fuck up about it whenever they come around. I'm considering just flat-out telling them that I have a waifu and my desire for that kind of relationship is already fulfilled.

pic related: my wife <3

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:19 No.49204507 File1304990366.png-(190 KB, 451x302, i_dont_remember.png) General. Pic unrelated.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:19 No.49204517 File1304990384.jpg-(202 KB, 541x506, 1297420055769.jpg) >>49204402 Congrats! Our army grows stronger with each passing day!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:20 No.49204539 General of the Army/Wizard reporting in.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:20 No.49204555 Lieutenant General in 3 months and some old days

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:21 No.49204566 File1304990470.jpg-(44 KB, 453x604, are_you_a_wizard.jpg) Major General not sure if feel good or extremely bad man >>49203184

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:21 No.49204584 File1304990498.png-(199 KB, 438x544, 1304057841741.png) Three days two months untill brigadier general pic /a/-related

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:21 No.49204601 I'll be getting promoted to Major General in a few months. The waifu will be proud.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:22 No.49204615 File1304990527.png-(27 KB, 472x503, 1286617962124.png) >>49203184 Brigadier General reporting for duty, my Overlord!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:22 No.49204639 private, almost private first class.. shameful

>>	Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:23 No.49204676 Major Gen here. 8 years before I become a wizard. Can't wait.

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