mom confirmed for bro
OP confirmed for faggot

Dad confirmed for disappointed.

She wants to fuck.

>mom confirmed for god tier troll
Fix'd

You are the cause of your own shame, my son

>>48361424
This

OP, you're fucking weak piece of shit faggot if you cannot stand up for yourself.

>friends come over to my dorm to play vidya
>notice my ikaros hugging pillow
>they say nothing and we keep playing vidya
And not a single fuck was given.

>Mom notices my new Eva 2.22 blu-rei
>Asks if it is like the Chinese cartoons I watch

>>48361603
Haha! That person you posted is not called the Blue Heavy Weapons Guy at all! He is actually another class from the famous game Team Fortress 2. The more you know!

>>48361603
>Ikaros and not nymph.

Serves you right.

>>48361714
Just how new are you?

>Came out of otaku closet the day I moved out
>First time my parents came to visit, I already had a dakimakura with my waifu and a few figurines. I didn't hide anything
Deal with it, my home - my rules.

>Mom watches anime with me
>I got her to be a fan of Rozen Maiden
Feels good man

>dad stops by
>don't let him in

problem solved, OP why are you such a faggot?

>>48361714

>>48361756
I have been browsing this website since 2006, so I know a lot about these things. It's okay to be impressed; I know I am when I read my posts.

>>48361819

>>48361738
Be yourself faggot.

>>48361782
what does the text say?

>father's face when.

>Being ashamed of yourself for anything
>Hiding things you like to save face
>Blaming others for your mistakes
Someone really could've used a father growing up, huh?

>mother calls me on the phone one day
>asks me "How do I watch this 'Baccano' anime show?" on Netflix
>she hasn't watched anime since the day Gundam Wing finshed airing in the US in 2000

>>48361844
I also know that movie: It is called The Room. The producer is also the main character and he hired 4 assistants to help him do the job. He also wrote all those long sex scenes for himself! I even saved an image of the guy; what a goon!

>>48361603
>>48361738
Get a real dakimakura.

>>48361819
>been here for five years
>know a lot about these things
>doesn't know that unless people are avatar fagging reaction images are 9 times out of 10 unrelated to the name.

right.

>mfw

>>48361890
>MFW my father was never around yet I still have more balls than OP

>>48361513
i could but i am too lazy for an argument

>>48361807
well although he is strict i still like him. he just isnt found of such things

>>48361874
>he said: "why are you collecting little girls? it's time for you to get a real girlfriend"

;_;

>>48361913
>insulting Tommy

>>48361929
>Doesn't realize it's a troll
My God /a/, you guys are too paranoid lately.

>>48361819

>Tries to convince others that he is not a newfag

>>48361935
Good morals, good upbringing. Rock n' roll.

>>48361913
>>48361819
okay, what does the white text in >>48361782 say

>>48361897
>she wants to fuck

>>48361916
Were would one get a Nymph Dakimakura

>>48361738
Sorry. I dont have enough money to get another pillow at the moment. Problem, desu?
>>48361714
It's my name on 4chan and my favorite class. Problem, gaia?

>>48361916
>ripped off wings
Nope, nope, nope, nope, NOPE.

>>48361929
>mfw you don't realize he was being asinine for the sake of (bad) humour and instead try to teach him the "ways of 4chan"

>>48361955
I know you're trying to find out, but I am not a fluent reader of the Hiragana. I recommend you to take simple Japanese lessons from one of my favourite senseis, namasensei, untill you fully master the language. Here's a link to the first lesson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEA54VJEdE

>>48361972
That one came with one of the S1 DVD's iirc.

This was exactly my dad face when he find my figurine.
I'm pretty sure he would've prefer to find a pack of beer or cigarettes or maybe even weed than that. We had a long hard talk about how I'm not a child anymore and should have a mature hobbies instead of these "cartoons". Like finding a girl

>>48362009
how about no

>>48361756
>>48361929
dude is trolling you, bros

>>48362036
Out of curiosity, what figure was it?

>>48362009
>Namasensei
inb4 thread completely derailed by "FUCK YEAH, NAMASENSEI"
Though he is fucking awesome.

>always show my mom my figurines when I get them
>I'm always joking with the truth so you can't tell when I'm serious
>It's still obvious that I am a massive faggot for japanese animu and mango of course
>get new figurines in the mail
>Awesome, I'll show them to her
>She says one of them looks slutty
>get legitimately pissed off
>tell her the message behind the artwork that is this figurine is just to deep and meaningful for her to understand, and she's not refined enough to see past her own sexual insecurities to actually appreciate it
>moonwalk out, except I can't moonwalk so I just kinda walked backwards
>post this super cool story on /a/ even though it shows how much of a faggot I am

>>48361398
>your Mum's face when

My mom doesn't care what I do, just that I am not offing myself. My dad is too busy fucking a married woman to give a shit what I do, haven't talked to him in 3+ years. Be a man OP, your mom is bro

>>48361916
They are all real fool.

>have no weeaboo paraphernalia
>wouldn't hide if I did
>wonder why /a/ is so ashamed of itself

My dad played in a band, still plays guitar.
He olevs my Keions.

Get a new dad, OP.

>>48361984
Well Nymph should have come first.
Nymph=Chaos>Ikaros>Baka>Rest

>>48362066
What figure was it?

>>48362107
Nymph>Hiyori>Chaos>rest of your list

>>48361937
>get a real girlfriend
I hate it when parents say that.

>>48361897
at least she cares

>watching supernatural the anime
>mom walks in
>"anon dinner's ready in 5"
>she gets intrigued by the show
>"what are you watching?"
>"it's supernatural, mom"
>"oh, I thought that was a people-show"
>"it is, this is the anime version"
>"...oh, what channel is this? CN?"
>"no, mom, I'm streaming from my pc onto the TV"
>akward silence
>"... you're watching TV on the computer?"
>"no, mom, it's like a DVD and I'm using my pc as the DVD player"
>once again I am crowned wizard of highest order
>"well, hurry up and get ready for dinner anon"
>"yes mom"

>>48362186
>"oh, I thought that was a people-show"
Your mom is pants on head retarded.

>>48362088
I'am not. Everyone i know know's of my hobby and don't give a shit.

>>48362186
I was waiting for:
>"no, mom, I'm streaming from my pc onto the TV"
>akward silence
>"... you're streaming?"
>"Yeah. It's a quick way of watching the shows I like and doesn't take up any memor-"
>"I have no son."

>>48362186
>Lives with his Mom.

My older brother came out of the closet. Not that my parents mind and we all still love him, but it depressed my parents slightly because now they won't get grandkids from him. Now I am their only hope. And apparently they always thought of me as the "masculine" son and they are glad for me.

My parents don't know anything about my powerlevel. I don't think their hearts could take it if they found out that I watch anime, read visual novels, and have a waifu.

>Father is Fisherman
>Only see him every 3 months
>Doesn't give a damm about him
>he doesn't give a damm about me
>Nendos are in front of the PC
>Very Risky Mousepad
>Even my mother uses my Pc for facebook,Skype N shit
> my mother doesn't give a shit about the anime in my PC or the nendos or even the Mouse pad.
>some days ago she asked me to show her an Anime after updating her facebook
>MFW she ended watching 3 episodes of BakaTesto and then asked me to make a DVD of the entire anime.

>>48362305
I guess I should be more thankful that my brother didn't end up being gay and crushing my mother's dream of having grandchildren.

>>48362145
Beach Taiga. She's probably my favorite, too.

>>48362185
After a certain age they'll stop to hope for it. For me it was around 22-23

>>48362225
no she is right, anime is for sub humans not people

>>48362280
streaming, as in I DL every thing I watch, and play it on my secondary screen that is my TV, sorry for my retarded native language

>>48362350
Actually, she can't hold her inner tube anymore so she looks more like this

>>48362360
It's better than 'Oh my god, get that whore out of my house.' Seriously. Girlfriend keeps drinking my mom's vodka, and they're going at it left and right. Women are necessary, but fucking annoying.

>>48362186
>"oh, I thought that was a people-show"
holy fuck I lol'd. you mom sounds moe as fuck.

>>48362186
>once again I am crowned wizard of highest order

I get this all the damn time from my parents.

>Son, what does _____ mean?
>I don't know, look it up on your phone
>I can search things on my phone?
>Mom, you have a damn iPhone, you can use google on that
>But I thought I needed firefox or internet explorer for the internet!
>Just look for a compass thing named Safari
>ARE YOU SOME SORT OF A WIZARD?!

I wish I was kidding.

>>48362305
hahaha sugoi parenting, made one son a gay and another a waifu-lover
no grandkids for them

>>48362408
>Women are necessary
You've got to be squiding me.

>Get parents to watch Death Note and Hellsing
>They actually think they're good shows

Better than nothing.

>>48362305
You cannot possibly be serious, anon.

>>48362321
>Very Risky Mousepad

Wait, what?

>talk to a friend about figma on vent
>real life friend saying "wtf you're buying toys?"
>I replying with yes
>not a single fuck was given

>>48362482
You know, with spikes and leather bands. It hurts when you move your mouse too far to the left or right.

>>48362453
Not squidding you. I need the younger one for sex, and I need the older one because I'm not the kind of man that can kick my mother out onto the street, and love her dearly.

>>48362513
>not fucking his mother
doing it wrong. you can make do with only one woman, less noise

>>48362453
Necessary for baby makings. You DO realize you were born from a woman....right? They do serve a purpose.

>>48362532
Incest is WRONG.

>>48362438
Oh man, my aunt is the most retarded when it comes to machines. Even excessively old ones.
>"Anon, come help me get this printer to work"
>I don't know shit about that printer because I never use it
>"dammit just come help me"
>FINE GEEZ
>"Your mom says to plug this cord into the back, but I don't know which one to plug it into"
>mfw she's asking me to help her with rudimentary shapes

>>48362538
not for long anymore now. artificial wombs is the key to the future! no more annoying 3dpd whores!

>Father is a paranoid alchoholic deadbeat who believes the govornment is out to get him, the CIA runs google, Aliens are reponsible for the Pyramids, etc.
>I am a forever alone skinnyfat nerd escapist
>Mfw i am still not a disconnected from reality as him

>>48362542
That's just like your opinion, man.

>Live with my sister
>Buyfag a ton of H-Mango/DOujins as well as figures
>Have some doujins laying on my bed
>sister comes in, takes a look at them and say "These look pretty cool".
> Doujins contained futa/trap.
> Also get complimented for how cool my figurines are and often shows them to her friends.
>Everything went better than expected

>>48362513
Yeah, you're not a man at all by the looks of it.

>come on /a/
>greentext thread about OP being a beta faggot
>75 posts and 29 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Damn it /a/...

>>48362576
Deformities prove my opinion a fact.

>Friend who hates anime comes over for the first time in nearly a year
>Notices the Luka figma on my shelf
>Says "I thought you promised me you weren't going to turn into a weeaboo faggot"
>Tell him I don't intend to collect dozens on them and waste a shit-ton of shelf space on storing them, and that I'm happy with just one.
>He's cool with that
>We play Pokemon

>watch anime
>dad walks in
>"why do you watch cartoons, none of this could happen in real life, stop watching made-up shit"
>dad goes on to watch blade, underworld and hollywood movies
>tell him they're just as unrealistic
>"well these have actual people, so they're realistic"

>>48362595
Oh boy here we go.png
Can we get the experts in here?

>he said: "why are you collecting little girls? it's time for you to get a real girlfriend"
he had a failed marriage, his argument is invalid.

>>48362482

Oh sorry, i mean NSFW Mousepad
This one

>>48362591
that's like walking into a public restroom at a concert and expecting it to be clean. you know you'll have kids and faggots pissing and shitting everywhere, so why get your hopes up?

You're so cute, Commissar Lord Girlfriend.

>>48362595
>implying sex automatically leads to procreation
How many children have you fathered with the women you've slept with so far?

>>48362595
>Deformities
Aren't caused by incest, they are caused by genes. The only reason incest tends to = freak babies is that your family tends to share certain genes, however this is not always true. You can fuck your sister, have a baby, and they will completely normal and then fuck a complete stranger and birth a duck baby.

>>48362650
>he actually believes commissar knows what a vagina is

>>48362626
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding

>>48362586
What does that even mean?

>>48362650
That doesn't make it acceptable.

>>48362570
Your dad is partially right.
Dat N.H.K brah.

>watching bath scene in High school of the dead
>mum walks in "WTF?!?!? is that"
> "it's part of the episode
>"keep playing it"
> "Oh.... when did japanese people get such huge tits?"
>" seriously WTF mum?"
mfw

>>48362666
>wikipedia

>>48362666
you look like a trannie

>>48362666
>Use Wiki
>Doesn't understand basic genetics
Fuck man, did you sleep in school?

>>48362666
Fapping to pictures of puppies in costumes isn't acceptable. But I do it anyway.

Fuck you guys, now I have to look up mother incest on exhentai now.

>>48362666
It means you're an ugly fuck

I've been downloading anime for about 6-7 years, and my parents don't even know about it.
>mfw I'm an insecure faggot

>>48362699

>>48362710
Since when was inbreeding "basic genetics" everyone learned in school?

>>48362666
>Sterilize self
>Fuck mom
>Living the dream

>>48362719
Wait, he posted his picture?

This is the only figurine I own. It's proudly on display on my bookshelf. no regrets.

>>48362748
See:>>48362662

>>48362577
you idiot. You're supposed to leave siscon doujins for her to find.

MAN I SURE LOVE INCEST!

>>48362718
Nounanka.

>Dad and grandparents only surviving male
>None ever gave a fuck to meet me
>Not a fuck is given
>Mom hates anime
>Show her how big of a weeaboo I am
>She doesn't seem to care
>Still feel embarrassed when she comes in so I pause and minimize.

>>48362764
That doesn't justify it. If you want to mutate humanity's gene pool, that's fine or whatever, but I'm gonna steer clear. I'd rather deal with bitching women instead of birth mutants later down the line.

>>48362444
That's what makes me worried. My parents wouldn't be disappoint in me, they would be disappoint in themselves. I just don't want them to kill themselves.
It's funny because we live in a very rich area and our neighbors and my parent's best friends have two daughters that turned out disappoint. One turned down a full athletic scholarship to a great university to slut it up at home and the other is at community college.
>Haha, sucks for them, at least I have two great boys, one with a high paying job in New York and the other at University! Everything turned out great, right son?
I still want to have kids of my own one day, so not all hope is lost.

>>48362478
Why would I be kidding?

>>48362718
download Musuko no Tomodachi ni Okasarete

>>48362808
Why are you assuming you'll get your mom pregnant?

>>48362789
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.

>>48362817
>"keeping up with joneses" even with kids
whatthefuckareyoudoing.jpg

>>48362769
Now that you mention and I think about it.. I barely have any incest doujins, probably just the oreimo ones.

>>48362832
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

>>48362759
>It's proudly on display on my bookshelf. no regrets.
That guy is a real bro later in the series.

>>48362808
I am not saying it justifies it, just that your reason as to why it's wrong is...well...wrong. Inbred deformities are no different than sickle-cell, which can be passed on from someone who has zero relation to you. I carry the gene, so if I have a child with someone who also carries that gene, my kid is pretty much fucked.

>>48362893
Abortions are the last line of defense.

>>48362842
Yeah, Pretty sure i do.

>Dad has always been ashamed of me no matter what
>Throw me out of home
>Live with mom
>She couldn't care less about my interests and figurines
>Older sister sometimes buys me manga and figurines even though she has no interest in them herself
>She just want to be supportive
>Love my sister forever

>>48362861
The perils of rich, white, suburban families.

>this thread

I wish my mom was still alive. ;_;

>have no figurines or hardly any anime/manga memorabilia for that matter.

I best be gettin' the fuck outta here I suppose...

>Be small girl
>Buy lots of Figurines
>Parents thinks their toys and make fun of me for still playing with dolls
Feelsawfulman.jpg

>>48362944
>she wants to fuck

Why do these threads always turn into incest generals?

>>48362930
I don't want to have to even consider that. It'd be much easier in every way to just put up with my bitchy girlfriend and my moody mother.

>>48362931
You had best shut your whore mouth right fuckin' now.

>>48362968
Because his mom obviously wants to fuck.

>>48361795
Woah, How Ironic. My mother liked Rozen Maiden too. I haven't gotten her to watch anything resent tho..Maybe I should find a few good shows from last season.

>>48362964
What's wrong with a little girl buying figures of little girls?

>Girl comes to my dorm for casual sex.
>HFW walls covered in comic posters and stuff from ComiCon, Warhammer and other toys on my windowsill, gaming desktop on desk, etc.
>Still get sex.
>Bro knocks on my door like, 5 minutes later with a 6pack and GuiltyGearXX
>Kick her ass out and play video games.

Now, I don't get many chances to feel alpha as fuck, but that was certainly one of them.

She made me shave my beard before she came over. It was not worth it.

>getting a girlfriend

>>48362998
>Show mother Toradora
>"The fuck is this?"
>Show mother Sengoku Basara
>"THIS IS AWESOME!"

>>48362985
Or fucking what?

>>48362998
Any votes on what I should show her? I was thinking Occult Academy as I enjoyed that one myself.

>>48363085
You wanna go back in the closet? I will fucking make that happen.

>>48363085
gtfo and cicrlejerk somewhere else.

>>48363044
Maybe i just belong in the kitchen

>>48363060
>show mother Sengoku Basara
>"Son you're not only a failure but gay as well?"
>show her Toradora
>"Well you're a failure but at least hetero."

Fixed.

>always turn my dakimakuras on the front side when people come over
>mother comes. "Does the other side show a little ass"

>>48363144

>>48363109
Nanoha Movie 1st
I've shown it to mine, she seemed to like it.

>>48363144
Fuck your shit. As a little boy, everyone made fun of me for playing even with action figures, as they were just "movable dolls".

>>48363137
>in a thread about /toy/, /jp/ and Incestuous content
>go somewhere else

>>48363194
I think I'll pass, Looks vomit inducing to me and I don't think my mother would care for it too.

>My mom never knew about my anime hobby
>That is she died, and I took anime as to fight depression
>I'll never have green text stories for /a/

>>48363183

>Watching Needless
>Dad comes in
>See's Eve get her clothe torn off
>Nods head and says "Nice"
>mfw

>>48363222

My dad is a fagot and does nothing but watch the Godfather, Seinfeld, and American Pickers, all day, every day.

>Onigiri and a copy of Yotsuba&! Vol. 3 in my backpack
>My cell phone rings less than 10cm away, playing Connect by ClariS
>Critical mass is reached
>Mushroom cloud of weaboo clears the area of normals

>mfw it's my girlfriend calling

>>48363313
?

>>48363320
Onigiri is convenient and tasty, not weaboo.

>>48363271
I watched needless every day with my family at dinner time.

>>48363222
Grow up and be a man. Punch people who insult your figures.

>>48363342
I meant faggot.

My mother often comes into the room when large pictures of anime girls' breasts are on the screen, and yet, she never even gives me an odd glance. I wonder if she's being nice or if she is genuinely not looking at the screen.

>Friend links me to South Park clip on Youtube
>"Sorry, I don't think SP is funny at all"
>His words, exactly: "If you don't think SP is funny, then you don't have a sense of humor
-

Same friend
>"Quit watching your gaynime, cartoons are for kids"
>"Yeah yeah..."
>later
>"Oh man, SP is awesome"
>"I thought cartoons are for kids?"
>"But SP is different!"

I can laugh with they guy, but seriously I wonder why I still talk to him.

>>48363418
But...South Park has some funny episodes, bro.

>>48363430
but if you like that, whhy wouldn you think anime is for kids and insult it?

>>48363245
You are entitled to your opinion, but personally I'd recommend you to at least try it, it's different from what it seems.

>anon, stop looking at those picture books and go read some real books like Harry Potter.

>>48363430
Oh fuck. Didn't finish the first part

>Link friend some funny anime scene
>"Dude, it's a cartoon, this can't be funny, what are you talking about?"

Also, just remembered this;

>Link said friend Emiya
>"Sounds good, where's it from?"
>"Heh, from a Visual Novel"
>"Fuck this piece of crap music"

mvq

>>48363469
>If you like one thing, you're not allowed to like another

>pc desk has some anime figurines
>so does bookcase
>mfw both mom and dad dont care

> got Jo and Meg figurines from Bakuretsu Tenshi
> dad: Lawl u still play with dolls?
> me: naw just collecting them
> dad: just like I collected car models in your age? then it's cool

also

> dad likes to read french comics, got me unintentional interested to Mango by buying Appleseed, read my Berserk mango

> mom likes to read: "Hägar the Horrible", watched GitS, some Miyazaki-animu and Elfen Lied (lol) with me

> grandma was cool with me watching animu after I told her that it's NOT FROM AMERICA!

>>48363521
You missed the point.

Anime = Cartoon
Cartoon = For Kids

But he likes SP. It's about the double standard.

>>48363320
>Onigiri

Home made?

>>48363521
>Cannot into reading comprehension

>>48363050

The only thing I hide from my parents is the fact that I'm a fujoshi.

Otherwise, they don't care about my Chinese cartoons. Get some balls, OP.

>>48363569
Oh, I misunderstood. Yeah, that's just ignorance.

>>48363608
Wouldn't call it ignorance, but, fine.

>>48363595
Protip: They pretend to not know.

>>48363625
Ah, excuse me. Ahem, 'ignance.'

>>48363661
You lost me.

>have a nendroid miku in my apartment
>mom thinks its adorable
>show her some of the vocaloid music
>she likes it and downloads some to her ipod
>for her birthday buy her a miku plushie
>the plushie is now in her office

U jelly, OP?

>>48363627

Unlikely. It's not like I talk about my homo cartoons out in the open or anything.

Besides, my dad is a yurifag so I doubt he would care.

>>48363696

>>48363770
I guess. I'm tired.

>>48363759
I thought my otaku was well hidden, then one day my fucking brother started asking me about my hentai and anime and shit. They know, I don't know how, but family fucking knows.

> Parents, Aunt, and Grandma all know I like anime.
> Parents don't care much. Grandma and Aunt genuinely take some interest.

for example,

> Chilling at Grandparents house in my room.
> Grandma comes in, "Anon, could you come help me make supper?"
> Put down volume of Emma that I was reading.
> "Anon, were you reading backwards?"
> " Oh, no, the book was originally printed in Japan, that's just how they read."
> " Oh! Neat!"
> Forever asks me if I've read any new good 'backwards books'.
> My Grandma is cute as hell.

> Packing figures to move out.
> Mom helping me.
> "These are actually kind of cute Anon."
> Warn her that one is fragile.
> "Oh, ok."
> Wraps it in towels and a bra.
> She actually cares about my hobby stuff.

>mfw my family

>>48363711
You're a monster
You rape your mums ears everyday?

Fuck you

>>48363807

Oh god

Now I'm going to be paranoid every time I go home

You fucks sure do make me feel good about myself.

>11 yrs old
>Walk in living room, Dad watching TV.
>Tells me to come sit and watch it with him.
>Lensman is on.
>Finish it, asks my opinion.
>"That was pretty cool."
>Procede to watch Vampire Hunter D, Galaxy 999, Project A-ko, Tank Police, and some others he borrowed from a friend.
>This same man took me out of school to go see Terminator 2:Judgement Day because he had the day off from work.

He figures, as long as my hobbies don't involve rape, arson, or hard drugs, he's cool with it.

>>48363828
She likes it, not my problem.
She just called to told me she listened to "Matryoshka"

>>48363418
South Park is great. One of the few worthwhile things on TV anymore.

But, hey that's me. There's an enormous fuckton of episodes, chances are that you'll at least find a good few that you enjoy.

>>48363817
It's nice having support, isn't it.

Sometimes, I wonder if I'm too normal for this place.

>>48363867
We were just talking bro. Then all of a sudden he was like "So...you like that hentai stuff?" and I had no idea how to reply. Then another day he just kept mentioning fucking hentai.

>>48361996
Youre a fag, i like it that way because i feel like if im raping her.

>>48363924
some of us agree. The point is, he watches a cartoon but thinks anime is for kids and thus unworthy of him.

>>48364042
Thanks. That's exactly it.

>>48363925
Support is the best. I like not being overly judged by my family.
I don't let it distract me from important things, thus they have no problem and everything works well.

>>48364042
>The point is, he watches a cartoon but thinks anime is for kids and thus unworthy of him

Yeah, I understood that, just didn't bother going into it. But shit like that still does irritate though.

I can't tell you how many times people call me out for liking anime while they're all big fans of the Simpsons and Futurama (I'm one too), Family Guy and the shit that AS airs etc etc.

It's like they absolutely refuse to believe that cartoons for the older age group could possibly exist outside of murrika.

>>48364137
I am too afraid to let my family know about my hobbies. I am afraid they will think me even more of a faggot.

>move out from house to attend university
>forget to take Monster manga
>return home for holidays
>ask mom for my manga
>"oh I'm reading it, it's really interesting"
>She hasn't given the tomes back

>Sister want me to see Twilight movie, agreed in exchange I show her one anime movie
>Showed her first 5 episodes of Death Note
>She gets hooked up and marathon the rest in two days
>Forgets about vampire crap and fall in love with Light
>2 years passed, she's now a cosplayer con slut, and browses /cgl/
Not sure how I feel about this. Well at least she's not into twilight anymore

>Be normalfag
>Find Nanoha DVD in corner of living room
>It's not mine
>FInd out it's my sisters
>She tries to get me into this Anime shit
>Realise I'm a paedophile
>Start incestous relationship with sister
>Dad doesn't like it
>I ask him if he's got a problem with that
>Punches me in the face
It's cool because I'm adopted.

>>48364271
Sup Brosuke.

>>48363978
Normal people can only think "Pokemon" and "Hentai" at the mention of anime.

>>48364322
No, he knew shit. He mentioned my Sailor Moon doujins and shit. I think he's a wizard.