yes

she will find you

just get a job and move out
worry about bitches later

Stopping to be lazy and shy would be a better idea.
But procrastination is a social disorder so maybe a psychiatrist should be used.
I know that feel about >no girlfriend though.

You are me in 6 years.

>no job
>live with mom
>beta as fuck

fix these three, and you won't need a waifu.

Pick up a job and move out, brother. You're perfectly capable and ready to do it, what's stopping you?

>>48157642
I'm almost the same, just two differences, I'm 30 and I have a couple of friends.

>23
>female
>molested as a child
>hates men
>stays home to avoide the oppisite sex as much as I can

Help?

You use one chevron to green text.

kill yourself, I heard it's fun

bro wtf, get a job and move out.

Get a job, seriously.

It's okay if you're younger or in college but not having a job past the age of 20 is not seen as being okay to normal people. Nobody will want to be with you if you can't support yourself.

gambare op, the world is going to end in 2012 anyway

>>48157700

Get off 4chan for one, it'll only make your hatred of men worse.

>>48157719
Don't listen to this guy, OP. Don't look toward the end with a frown, look at the present with a smile.

>>48157642
you should go out and get drunk

>>48157700

Date me. I'll love you and show you that not all men are terrible rapists.

>>48157700

>no job
>live with mom
Change it

>don't think all women are 3DPG
>no interest in having a real "waifu"

Change it

Change those things and you will be my roll model.

it's never to take back control of you're life

first thing to do:
never visit 4chan again

>don't think all women are 3DPG

There is no helping you

>>48157700
>>go to gym
>>bulk the fuck up
>>train yourself in a form of self defense
>>go out and rape an unsuspecting beta as fucking looking guy
>>????
>>the circle is complete

>>48157700
you are a fujoshi. do not ever try to trick a nerdy guy into thinking you could be friends with him. your best bet for personal happiness is to swear off sex entirely.

IF YOU ARE READING /A/, A WAIFU/HUSBANDO IS ALWAYS GOOD

>>48157700
Astarotte?

>>48157700
>Used goods
sorry I don't help sluts

>>>27
Jesus fuck, I'm 21 and my mom is nagging the shit out of me these days. How did you manage that for 6 more years?

>>48157700
You need to realize that men are the same as women. Women can molest you too, so you can be afraid of both, or neither.

>>48157772
this is what betas actually want

You're pretty much living the dream. I wish I had a life like yours.

Why people talks about jobs like you find in any corner?

I don't have a job because I can't find one, not because I don't want one or I don't search for.

Heavens, I even apply for convenience stores (and I have a five years degree). And still can't find job.

>>20
>>virgin
>>no friends
>>no job
>>live with mom
>>beta as fuck
>>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
>>dress normally, sometimes not
>>think all women are 3DPG
>>have a waifu

>>48157700
Stay there.

>>48157812
man you are....my idol

>Graduate with degree in comp-sci
>find job in less than a month
>mfw people complain that its hard to find a job

>>48157790
True. I'm a beta, and I got a boner imagining a damaged goods muscle girl taking out her pain on me by raping me.

>>27
hmmm, 27's not going to work for you, try 19
>>not an obnoxious weeaboo
start speaking random japanese words
>>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
get a job buy some
>>dress normally
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
>>don't think all women are 3DPG
fix this ALL WOMEN ARE 3DPD
>>no interest in having a real "waifu"
.....

> 23
> not a virgin
> friends
> job
> live by self in japan
> beta as fuck
> own figurines and posters
> dress normally
> don't think all women are 3DPG
> married to my waifu

Ask Me Anything

>>48157812

Get a job and move from annoying mother and you are good to go.

>>48157869
Fuck off loser, your kind is not welcome here

>>48157788
I like you after this thread.
Keep on truckin' bro.

>>48157869
you are liar

>>48157869

You are awesome, keep it up.

>>48157869

NOPE.jpg

And this is related to anime and manga, because?

>>48157891
Notice that he lives in Japan.
He's clearly Japanese, it all fits perfectly.

>>48157642
Are you me?

>>48157788
I know that but I feel so uneasy alone with men even if they pose no harm.

>married to my waifu
For the last fucking time all your waifu isn't just some random jap slut that you picked up on the street. Why don't you faggots understand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4pIgf3ZUyA

4:30 am, post untill the morning
One more refresh, before I go to bed
Done nothin' today
Except for lurk on /a/
Look at me I'm so pathetic
Typing, fightin', convince everyone I'm right and
I really love my waifu
Maybe I'll go out, wait, I have no friends

Postin' in the good threads
Postin' in the bad threads
Gotta make my mind up
Which thread should I troll?

It's Friday, Friday
All alone on Friday
Everyone else out having fun during the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
All alone on Friday
Everyone else out having fun during the weekend, weekend

I'm fappin', I'm fappin' (Yeah)
I'm fappin', I'm fappin' (Yeah)
Pomf, pomf, pomf, pomf
Gonna be alone all weekend

>>48157914
his engrish is too perfect, you really believe he's jap?

>20
>virgin
>no friends
>full NEET
>live with mom
>can't even keep eye contact when talking to family members
>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>own a few figures, have a dakimakura on preorder
>dress exceptionally well compared to average standards
>think women are all part of a global conspiracy to enslave men
>too emotionless to feel a deep emotional attachment to one character, excluding me from having a waifu

women can't rape you unless she's ugly and/or wears a strap-on

>>48157991
No.
He's just so much better than us...

i am american. im here to teach english.
my waifu is Nagato.

The broken girl posting in this thread needs to learn she can be perfectly happy while avoiding her fears, we have been born by fluke into the greatest age in human history where prosperity is all around us and you don't have to rely on traditional relationships, so make the most of it

>>23
>>virgin
>>2/3 friends
>>no job
>>live with mom and dad
>>beta as fuck, yet alpha as fuck in appearance
>>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
>>dress poorly
>>don't think all women are 3DPG
>>no interest in having any form of "waifu"

>>48157932
I recommend the 'The Doors' way here. People are strange when you're a stranger, so go make some guy friends. The only way to conquer your fear is to tackle it yourself. If you know they pose no threat, then you should be fine, no?

>this thread

I do not pity those who have no self respect.

>>48157914
i dont think japs can be weeaboos

That reminds me. Need to go out dancing this weekend. The weather is finally getting nice and I have no excuse to stay inside all the time anymore.

>>48158033
You have 2/3 of a friend? Is he missing his arms or legs?

>>48158050
Fuck offf spic.

>>48158050
It's hard to not be able to accept yourself, isn't it?

>>48158073

You've gotta climb out of that hole OP.

>>48158128
FUCK OFF SPIC, or I'm going to free the shit out of you.

hey, my advice goes for the OP too, if you don't like your life then change it, if you have no reason to change then enjoy yourself.

Get a fucking job?

>>48158242

change it? oh shit why didn't I think of that?

>>48158062
Yeah, I ate both of his arms.

See it this way: At least we are getting the 2 final episodes of madoka next week :)

>>48158199
Dude, he's from Australia.
Why he's up so late, I don't know.
Get to bed Destrado, don't you have somewhere to be tomorrow? I do.

>>48158678
>Midnight
>late
Oh wow. You 15 or something?

>>48158700
not everyone can stay up all night like you darks

>>48158678
I know he's from Australia, and that's the joke.

>>48157983
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxleH60hDJY

It would be awesome if he use a backing track of this version

I know that feel OP, I'm basically like you only 3 years younger have a couple of friends(which wont be in 3 years, things have been getting worse for the last 2) and go to uni (which I'm failing terribly due to procrastination).

I have no solution, but maybe you kind find a little solace in knowing you're not alone.

>>48157812
Dude you are me wtf

Go get a fucking job and an apartment, you are a grown ass man.

OP, you're the worst kind piece of shit out there.

>>48157642
>>don't think all women are 3DPG
>>no interest in having a real "waifu"
well buddy you either change this or change everything above this.

>26
>virgin
>no friends
>serving alternative service
>living in goverment housing until term ends near the end of Nov
>not really normal or weaboo
>own a few figures, manga, wallscrolls.
>used to be a trap and had long hair before conscription
>Don't really think about women at all
>Thinking of picking up Homura as a waifu and itasha my scooter with her.

>>27
Too old for me.
>>virgin
I don't mind. Infact its nice know i would be a guy's first.
>>no friends
Its not that hard. Just learn to bit just a little impulsive.
>>no job
You just need someone to motivate you or whip the shit out of you
>>live with mom
Move out.
>>beta as fuck
Beta > alpha, in my opinion.
>>not an obnoxious weeaboo
Awesome
>>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
I don't mind figs and posters
>>dress normally
Good.
>>don't think all women are 3DPG
Good for you.
>>no interest in having a real "waifu"
Doesn't really matter

>20
>not a virgin
>plenty of friends
>2 jobs + university
>don't live at home
>not a weeaboo fuck
>dress to impress
>no fatties allowed
>no waifu
It's like we're polar opposite OP.

>>48159375
CUNT

>>48159412
Why exactly am I a cunt?

>>48159482
Probably because you implied you were a female you stupid cunt.

>>48159392
you forgot the ">normalfag" part, piece of shit.

>>48159530
u mad faggot

>23
>virgin
>1 friend who stubbonly refuses to give up on me
>part time job
>live with mum
>beta as fuck
>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>own no weeaboo gear or merc (except vidya)
>dress normally
>consider all women 3dpd
>have a waifu

>have good social skills due to job

Feels okay man. I sometimes wish I had friends and stuff, but It's my own fault and i recognise that.

My main concern in life is my career, im getting on in years now and only have a crappy degree to my name. Considering going back into education, but by the time i graduate i'll be 27-28 years old.
Feels like the worlds leaving me behind, shit sucks.

>>48159482
perhaps you had a bad upbringing
or perhaps you are genetically predisposed to it
could be a combination of the two.

>>48159589
Why would I be?

>19
>8 crewmates
>pirate is best job
>live on ship
>beta as fuck
>dress in shorts and a jacket

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>48159625

>>48159609
No, not really. I grew up in a somewhat rich family.
I simply grew tired of dating alphas. Betas are much better for relationships for me.

>>48159375

Don't do this to us... Just let the hope die...

>>48159686
>is fat
>was called fat by alphas who can choose who to fuck
>had to go for betas who would fuck a fatty

>>48157642

What qualification, skills and work experience do you have? If any, use them to find a job far away from where you're currently living.

Explore potential areas for work and social opportunities before you make any final commitments. Once you’ve found a suitable place, get happy. I recommend that your new residence should at least be an hour’s drive from where you’re currently residing.

>>48159686
the effect of nurture isn't as straightforward as you think, sure there are trends but don't forget that Jeffery dhamer had a very stable upbringing and yet he did what he did. incidentally when they looked at his brain after he died they found no anomalies that they could attribute to his behavior.

>>48159722
Listen to me anon, listen to me.
Not all women are bitches and whores, most maybe, but some aren't.
My boyfreind is the typical /a/non.
He's beta, submissive and shy.
But i love him. he lets me be controlling and dominant. I don't like dating alphas. Most i've dated cheated and were obnoxious.

>>48159686
>fat slut
>got laid a few times by alphas who then didn't give her another chance
>now is 30
>has baby rabies
>looking for a gullible beta

You're 1000 years too late.

>20
>virgin
>black
>1 friend I've known since 2nd grade.
>no (real) job I fix 360s
>live with dad
>omega as fuck
>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
>dress normally
>don't think all women are 3DPGJust 99%
>have a waifu Pic Related

>22
>kissless
>virgin
>Uni
>no job
>live at home
>few friends
>steadily making new ones easily
>happy

How do I fix number 2 and 3?

>>48159923
Slut
Stop ruining my memory of Lain

>>48159923
This is quickly transforming from a motivation thread into Facebook crap. Fuck it.

>>48159953
Forgot pic.

>20
>virgin
>no friends
>college
>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
>dress normally
>have no interest in people in general, much less 3d women
>no waifu, crushes, ect for years

I'm pretty happy with my life, but I don't see things turning out well.

>>48159976

don't leave just because one anon is spouting cock'n'bull stories trying to sound wise and experienced.

just up the anty - tell those lifeless sacks of shit to get up off their arses and do something with their lives.

keep fighting the good fight my man.

>>48159973
>happy

There's nothing to fix.

>>48157642
>was creative writing major
>had no goal
>wrote nothing

>switched to hotel restaurant management
>get internship right away
>will get mad money when i graduate

moral of this story, dont do something you love, do something that gets paid mad money and do what you love on the side.

>>48159923
You don't understand, people here live comfortably knowing that they have no hope and that their existence is as good as it can be. And then you come along and give them hope, without the means to pursue that hope, which only serves to torture them. It's like going to a poor village in Africa and showing them pictures of all the food they could be eating if they lived in America.

I'll be your real waifu~

>>48160027
>keep fighting the good fight my man.
But.. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOR

>>48160082
>moral of this story, dont do something you love, do something that gets paid mad money and do what you love on the side.

Best advice in this thread. You can do what you want with money. You can't do what you want without it.

>>48160086
It is not an unobtainable goal.
Any anon can get a girlfriend if they really commit to it.

>>48160052

But I don't want to be a kissless virgin any more.

Happy aside I feel like it's time I actually had a girl. I think I'm ready for it.

get a dog
get a job

>>22
>>virgin
>>no friends
>>no job
>>live with mom
>>beta as fuck
>>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
>>dress normally, sometimes not
>>think all women are 3DPG
Im fucking happy because even if i dont have a job im doing my fair share of stuff around the house.I refuse to become another souless worker ant in this society. No point in working 2/3rds of your life so you can live the last 1/3 * not even that i bet * free.

>>48160086
to add further to this
its like going to that starving African village with a television that shows a live feed of a guy at buffet table eating and bragging about how good the food is and how they should be more like America and have buffets too.

why can't you have both? As in, getting a job to buy proper food for your waifu or something.

I wish it was as easy as "get a job". I have been trying for months after my course finished, can't find shit.
I always figured people on 4chan lived of welfare/benefits on there own. Hell, I'd prefer that lifestyle over this one at the moment.

>>48160154
It's extremely unrealistic. There's thousands of unmanly beta masochistic guy in places like this, and only a few women in the world willing to put up with that.

>>48160253
>bragging about how good the food is and how they should be more like America and have buffets too.
That sounds like a very American thing to do.

>>48159392

>>48160273
Yes, that is true.
But it is not impossible. You CAN do it.

>>48160086

This. Coincidentally, I also use that analogy when trying to convey what a relationship means to me.

>>48160154

You don't get it, we (and by we I mean me and possibly a few others) don't even know any girls or have no meaningful connection to one during our daily commute, let alone one that's cool enough to put up with our shit.

It just isn't going to happen, and the faster we realize this, the less we suffer.

>>48160227
>doing my fair share around the house
Oh so I suppose you're paying board, covering your share of the bills, the food, the taxes that come with owning a house. Oh wait, you're just a deluded faggot.

>>48160154
no fuck you, also what the fuck is wrong with realizing your limitations and trying to enjoy what little you do have in life?
fuck you and your holier than thou expectations that we shouldn't be content with what we have.

>>48160312

Don't want to do it. Leave me alone.

>>48160273

Here's a little helping hand dood.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wife+led+marriage
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=FEMALE+LED+RELATIONSHIPS

>>get off of 4chan

I would but its the only substitute I have for a social life. And I would love to anyway seeing as how thier is so much shit posting and servers as a gigantic time sink but if I do I end up feeling lonely. Doushio /a/

fuck off back to /adv/.

>22
>virgin
>no friends
>university
>live on my own
>beta as fuck
>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>dress normally
>pretty much given up on women
>haven't found a waifu yet

I thought I'd get used to this but I still haven't.

>>48160263
I don't think so, create a job thread and you'll see some anons doing some pretty cool stuff.

Oh right, greentext thread.

>21
>CompSci graduate student
>Job offers being thrown at me
>Handful of close friends
>Living in a flat with other students
>Alpha when the need arises

If I had a girlfriend I'd be pretty much content with life.

>college grad in science degree with a bright outlook for a job but not really interested atm
>digging deeply into psychological/philosophical topics
>spending a shitload of time on both consuming and exerting artsy stuff (mainly music and film-making)
>do different kinds of sports to get your mind off
>relationships are so-so, usually run into a dead-end over my indifference in life
>life is bland, still depressed
>nothing changes

Hey /adv/

>>23
>>virgin
>>no friends
>>nice job with high payment
>>live alone in my apartment
>>have a nice car
>>dress in the same nerd clothes for weeks
>>have a waifu
>>have anime wallpaper with waifu on desktop at work
>>watch anime on my free time at work
>>a few of coworker sluts were trying to hit on me
>>Answered somewhere along the lines of 3dpd
>>still trying to start talking with me, wtf

Work is your main problem bro. NEET man in the eyes of women is worse than horrible landwhale in the eyes of man. Not that I care though.

>>48160154
retarded statement. it's like saying "anyone can get into medical school if they commit to it". it's sound in theory, but in practice no.

"but look at my boyfriend!" anecdotal evidence. just because one amateur singer made it big, doesn't mean every aspiring musician starting their own youtube channel can do it.

>>48160351
>A female-led relationship, also known as wife-led marriage or loving female authority by its advocates, is where the woman is the married head of the household and makes all the decisions.
No thanks.

>>48160324
You haven't lost, until you've lost all hope.
The only losers on /a/ are the one who have accepted their fate.

>18
>In education
>Never been in a relationship
>Only been asked out 4 times
>Have glorious waifu
>University next year.
>Only worked 3 days in my entire life.

>>48160465
well
I'm proud to be that loser then
who else is with me?

>>48160459
Whats wrong with that?
I simply make the money, pay the bills, and the man cooks and cleans all day.
Men should try it.

Suddenly, c/a/nv.as

>>48160500
Fuck that shit. I actually love cleaning and cooking, but I'd still expect my partner to do their fair share.

Likewise, I'd never let her do all the cooking and cleaning even if she wanted to. I want an equal, not a fucking maid.

>>48160458
The "don't quit your day job" actually transfers over pretty well. You can argue that there's a possibility you'll do it big in the music business without much effort, but it's foolish to downright expect it to happen and putting everything you have into it.

Likewise, there's a possibility that there's a woman out there who will put up with all your faults, and it doesn't directly hurt you to be open for it, but it's not worth making lifestyle changes over.

>>48160500

>implying it takes more than a few hours each day to do the chores, even if you do it alone

>20
>virgin
>no friends
>no job
>live with mom
>beta as fuck
>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>own few weeaboo merchandise (mangos)
>dress normally
>don't think all women are 3DPG
>having a real "waifu"? I just can't find the one

>>48160500
The concept isn't bad, but the women who advocate it stink of entitlement issues, like they're too important to do things around the house, or listen to the needs of their partner at all.

>>48159923
>Not all women are bitches and whores
your argument would be more convincing if you weren't a bitch and a whore.

>22
>no where close to a virgin
>tons of friends
>6 figure income
>live 3000 miles from my mom
>not an obnoxious weaboo
>own no weaboo gear or merch, except jrpgs if that counts
>dress normally
>dont think all women are 3dpg
>no interest in a waifu

get good, op

>>20
>>virgin
>>very few friends
>>college
>>live alone
>>beta as fuck
>>not an obnoxious weeaboo
>>own no weeaboo gear or merchandise
>>dress normally
>>think all women are 3DPG
>>have a waifu
Feels odd man.

How do you guys have no friends?

Please don't tell me you're the same Facebook-hating crowd of introverted losers.

Go outside, go to class, join clubs, make bros; simple as that. And don't avoid Facebook; you're not the cool rebel you think you are for not using one of the most ingrained social communication tools in current society.

shouldn't be hard to stop going to 4chan

the hard part is finding a site with the same open style of humor without a userbase of cancer who get offended at EVERYTHING for no reason

>make fun of fatties anywhere on the internet
>open the floodgates of land whales and friends of land whales who have no business being offended

it's like a white man being offended because he heard the word nigger.

i fucking hate the internet.

>>48160662
Facebook is cancer
Having 1000 facebook friends is worthless if you never talk to any of them except on facebook.

>>48160681
don't forget all the white knights
seems like this is one of the few places to have developed antibodies to that disease.

>>48157810
What is your degree man?

LOL. Why do you zeros talk about having jobs and moving out like they are so great? My friends and I moved to another city into a house when we were 19. I love living with them, but I miss the fuck out of my home with my parents, my old town and everything else.

Stop basing your ideas of a successful life on what you see on TV. Just because Degrassi told you to move out and have a shitty job doesn't mean you should.

>>48160698
You underestimate what Facebook does. Just by having Facebook, you are constantly exposed to your contacts and vice versa. Even if you don't talk to them, they at least acknowledge your existence.

And just fyi, you don't use facebook to talk to close friends. That's what MSN is for. Consider Facebook more as a gathering place than just a communications tool.

>>48160662
Facebook is only good if you actually have friends.

>>48160662
It's more paranoia than rebellion. It frightens me to have profiles on the internet where people can get actual information about me.

Eh, worry about women & waifus
For starters: get a more social hobby like playing Pen&Paper RPGs.
It's geeky as FUCK, but you're also required to work/talk/cooperate with people on a regular basis WHILE benefiting from your powerlevel.
I suggest Exalted, but choosing D&D will make it easier to find a gaming group.

After that, it would be beneficial to get /fit/.
Not only for the ladies (some, including myself beliece that this is an insufficeint motivator that gets more in the way than it helps), but because it will improve your own self-image immensly, while giving you something productive to do.

>>48160745
industrial engineering
my parents disowned me a long time ago
i live in my cousin's attic

> 19
> going pre-med as soon as I finish this shit
> don't need to worry about money for classes
> have no girlfriend
> have no job
> still live with parents
> have plenty of waifu

Am I doing alright, /a/?

>>48160662
>simple as that

Also, I do use facebook. To stalk people. I love to see how the ones I hate are slowly becoming fat and ugly. I remain always young, I love it.