>Expecting 4chan servers to be fast when moot is $40,000 in debt

>>48101274
He is?

>>48101211
>>48101211

Oh, thank God, I thought it was just me.

>>48101303
No.

>>48101274
He took out a loan to fund canv.as and gave that site bandwidth priority over 4chan
He's not been in debt for ages. Hell, he even goes to college.

>F5, Not loading
>F5, Not loading
>Control+R, Not loading

Multiply for each user, the server is getting raped while being raped.

>>48101274

its because he only cares about his shit site canv.as now

>you'll never load that image

>use 4chan x
>click image to expand
>loads partway, then broken image

EVERY TIME

>mfw the catalog is not working

Can't even fucking read manga/doujin dumps anymore ;_;

This combined with my internet being slow as shit today has left me in a permanent fit of rage.

>>48101314
Aren't a lot American college students super in debt due to loans?

>oh i want that image
>see size
>1 mb
FUCK
LETS DO THIS SHIT

Well at least canv.as is doing fine!

Good thing it takes up 4chan's bandwidth.

Yeah this sucks.

>>48101407
Those are student loans.
moot took a business loan.

>>48101365
I hadn't noticed how much I relied on it.

And greenoval isn't working either, that's just cruel.

yes itsfuckin slowlikehell

ddosing?

>>48101407
moot got millions from investors in canvas
right now, he's rich

Every fucking image bigger than 30kb stops loading halfway.

This is hampering my ability to scold the cancer.
I guess i'll go watch anime or something

>>48101418
what is this canv.as everyone seems to be complaining about on several boards?
slowpoke.jpg

>>48101362
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

So I'm not alone in having images load half way and then 404?

>>48101452
>sagefag
>no sage

I feel dirty just by proxy.

>>48101401
Change "day" to "month" and you're in my situation.
I haven't been able to load images on 4chan for like an entire month.

>>48101455

Cancer incarnate.

>>48101455
Funnyjunk with a built in editor.

maybe we should spend one thread explaining how to compress images correctly or use the correct image type

>>48101455
Imagine if 4chan and Facebook had a bastard child. This is canv.as.

>>48101211
>>48101435
Ok, so it's not just me. I thought it was a problem on my end

>>48101452
>watch anime

Liar!

>>48101431

>Doesn't understand how investment works

>try to load huge pic
>loads just a part
>F5
>loads a bit more
>repeat the process for 30 minutes
>almost there, one last F5
>thread 404'd

>>48101362
Thank fuck, I'm not the only one

>>48101365
Whats this, "the catalog?"

>canv.as

That site was uber shit, it has a way too high gaia feeling to it. Maybe because tards think they're special because they got in.
Avoid that shit like the plague

>>48101465
shit no. I thought it was just me. Been doing that all gosh-diddily-darned day.

>>48101517
http://catalog.neet.tv/a/

/soc/ is loading ten times as fast, gee I wonder why.

>>48101486
like this one?

>>48101517


A catalog for all /a/'s current threads

>>48101496
i'm not an eco major
you can see why, i guess

>3.03kb

>>48101486
Fuck your shit, png master-race reporting

>>48101365
Green-oval isn't archiving anything either.

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/48070718

>>48101531
>>48101549
WHY AM I JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS?

>>48101532
Because it's on a different server?

>>48101452
>hashasha becauz that is my gimik, hense my name ^_^
go back to reddit and stay there, you faggot piece of garbage

So it weren't just me?

Cool

>>48101595
Because you're a retard who don't lurk enough.

>6.31 kb

Go to /w/ and expand images

>>48101595
Because you're either new, or hardly come on /a/.

>>48101549
>>48101531
Since when has this existed?

>Fap thread earlier
>Images stopped halfway
>No fap
>;_;

>>48101595
Use the browser, it updates automatically

>>48101630
Since forever newfriend, lurk more.

>>48101630
There has been 61 browser updates.
So a couple years probably.

>>48101639
>Software made by people on 4chan
>No source code
I'll rather enjoy my botnet free computer thank you very much

this is what pages look like for me

It's like dial-up all over again..

it's better right now

>>48101679
Damn. I mean it's slow for me but not that slow.

was it just me or 4chan catalog doesnt work on me

>>48101640
>>48101662
>mfw I've been on /a/ regularly since 2007 and am only learning about this now

>>48101699
It's down atm

>>48101676

>>48101679
Reset your style to Yotsuba at the bottom. Dunno why it does that.

>>48101519
>gaia feel
>uber

Fuck off to canv.as

>>48101699
It said
>503 Service Temporarily Unavailable
>Server IP may have been banned. Wait and see.
can't you guys read the only 2 lines on the page before posting

>>48101362
This.

>>48101731
No need to reset, just f5 that shit. It does the same for me when /a/ is extra slow
>>48101770
You can take my spot anytime. Just bother moot about it

>>48101731
When the formatting is all fucked up like that instead of simply the color/font, it usually means there's something up on the 4chan side of things. Looks like that whenever static goes down.

Anyways, my F5 button has been getting its fair share of use in the past few days. Started a few days before the weekend, really.

NEW ONE PIECE OPENING FIGHT TOGETHER. IN FULL HD RESOLUTION:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYCEGneLbEY

__________________________________________

>>48101211
4chan is having fun with its authentication algorithms

go check your router log

>>48101874
>Xmas port scan attack

This is the part where I get to feel dumb for not being a fa/g/, isn't it?

>>48101874

What is a Christmas port?

>try to load 1mb image
>drips in like i'm on dialup
>gets about halfway done
>This image cannot be displayed because it contains errors.

>>48101941
Santa Claus is hacking the system

>>48101941
it's like a Halloween port but whiter

>>48101941
shits bein' lit up like a christmas tree, yoooooooooooooo

Santa can fit through chimneys, but can he fit through the internet?

>>48101874
>204.152.204.174

Why is this loading the 4chan homepage?

>>48102011
>notsureiftrollorjustretarded.jpg

>>48102011
Because it's 4chan's IP?

>>48102011
The more important question here is why is that computer under attack FROM 4chan.

>>48102101

>>48101874

What the fuck is going on here

>>48102327
Absolutely nothing. 4chan is just having one of it's hiccups. Everything should be back to normal by tomorrow.

>>48102418
>Absolutely nothing. 4chan is just having one of it's hiccups. Everything should be back to normal by tomorrow.
Oh wait. You're serious?
>Let me laugh even harder.jpg

>>48101874

Problema anon?

Do you think we'll ever see a time again where the site loads quickly, and images don't take ten years to load when they don't just fail outright?

Oh thank god. I thought it was just my shitty ISP.

I've noticed 4chan tends to take more and more time to load around this time

>>48102466
Probably if Canv.as fails, if not then it may be the end of 4chan

>>48102452
>using anything from the retard heading openbsd

Ha ha, oh wow.

It's fucking canv.ASS you faggots.

It's hosted on the same fucking server as 4chan.

EVERY FUCKING SLOWDOWN you experienced in the past few weeks is because of canv.ass

>>48102524
I mad.

Glad it's not just me. One day, everything instantaneous, next day, all .gifs crapping out halfway through processing.

sup guys >>48102418 here, forgot to include my sarcasticanon.jpg image with my post

What the hell is canv.as anway?

>>48102577
It's great. You'll love it. You should go and stay there.

>>48102577

When moot described it in an interview, all I could think of in my mind was a version of 4chan trying to be family friendly (as far as sharing images goes), but I'm probably wrong.

>>48102577
4chan of web2.0 minus /b/

>>48102631
>minus anything that makes 4chan 4chan
ftfy

I thought I was my internet.
what a relief.

>>48102504
>if not then it may be the end of 4chan

If this happen I might consider going outside.

>>48102577
Watch he's speech about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DurQRZhREe0

>>48102705
>If this happen I might consider going outside.
I'd just make a new chan.

>>48102705
No, enough of us will just migrate to another chan and little will change.

>>48102704
Can I become my internet?

>>48102684
but canv.ass is full of 12 year olds what are you talking about

$600, 000 was immediately spent on canv.as

$Shit was only spent on 4chan from 2003 to 2011

I was in a /jp/ thread earlier where they were discussing some conspiracy theory about moot making oldfags leave 4chan, then with a 4chan full of normalfags make a total migration to canv.ass

>>48102728
7 and 711 chan, here I come.

>>48102921
haters gon' hate.
But anyways, I thought canv.as was an anonymous facebook discreetly created so the /b/ faggots will shitpost relationship stuff there and not on 4chan.

>>48103074
Tohnochan? 7chan? Start our own? It's not like we're starved for options.

>>48103073
Both of those chans are shit.

>>48103108
No. I guess you haven't seen it? It is a forced meme factory where everything is like a shitty Fark photoshop thread.

Have you guys even used canvas.

It's not trying to replace 4chan at all.
But trying to recreate the OC threads on 4chan.
The Layout is shit though. It's kind of cool but i am bored of it.

>>48103108
>/b/ faggots will shitpost relationship stuff there
That was the point of /soc/

>>48103152
Tried it, didn't like it, felt like a watered down, family friendly /b/.

Might also be because I've always been a lurker, not a poster.

>>48103147
>chan
>shit

But you repeat yourself.

>>48103074
>not already in /jp/ nor even considering /m/
It's like you only recently wet your toes in anime.

>>48103147
>implying 4chan isn't
>implying the only chans that don't suck aren't in English.

>>48103191
>/jp/
>good

I don't need that much autism.

>/m/

But I don't like mecha.

>>48101549

You mean browser? But a website?

>>48103073
Those are probably the two shittiest imageboards in existence, what the hell is wrong with you son?

>>48103190
>>48103203
*suck considerably more than 4chan.

better?

>>48103230
>already watches cartoons rehash after rehash of the same cartoon, but isn't autistic
hows your denial working out for you?

>>48103073

Neither of those are plus4chan. I think you might be doing it wrong.

>>48103248
>>48103259
Then what would you recommend?

inb4 Gaia

>>48103328
>>>/canv.as/

>try to post image
>Updating index...

>>48103450
Glad im not the only one getting those.

>>48101314
Nah, the routes and endpoints are entirely different. canv.as is hosted on Amazon EC2 via Level3.net, 4chan is on securedprivatenetwork.net apparently as-is without any edge networks or load balancing.

Maybe he's put 4chan on a shittier plan to have more jewgolds for canv.ass, but it's probably just a coincidence, I mean it's hardly the first time 4chan has been slow / blown up completely.

>>48103642

Not including the number of times we've been DDOS'd

>>48103642
>I mean it's hardly the first time 4chan has been slow / blown up completely.
It just seems... different this time.

>>48103850
no it doesn't.
>implying you're an oldfag

>>48103850
It's because we have also lost greenoval and the catalogue. It makes me wonder what threads I must be missing.

;_;

>>48103789
>007.jpg
That's a very nice image you cropped there :3

>>48103936
I really will miss the catalog. I used that all the time. It'll be usable again in a few days though right?

>>48104047
No ;_;

aaaand...it died

This site need to find a way to ban script faggots that keep refreshing the pages every miliseconds, worse, those that do it by hand.

>>48104091
bummer

>>48103936

Get browser.

>>48103936
greenoval isn't down...

>>48104159
I just hate people that keep image preloading on. Why bother preloading all 100 images in the thread, putting more strain on the server, when you're only gonna look at a few of the images?

>>48104352

>mfw images won't fully load unless I preload them
>mfw I have 3 /e/ threads up and all images preloaded and 7 autoupdating threads open
>mfw I don't care enough to have a face

>>48104337
PROTIP: New posts aren't getting archived.

>>48104275
What browser?

>>48104540

This one: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=jk10sb9c

Password:CRUISECONTROL

I fucking hate moot for trying to make canv.as

He's trying to recreate an enviroment for OC threads, but doesn't that idiot understand that the best OC happens spontaneously in a thread about something totally different? This shit is actually just moot trying to force memes.

>>48104633
It says the password is wrong, dude.

>>48104933

did you type cruisecontrol in caps?

>>48104633
I can't trust that.