Madainn mhath /a/, my name is Laird Mugi.

I'm a 17 year old Scottish ned. I draw the Lochness Monster on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bagpipe skills and playing superior Scottish games. (Highland Warriors, Medieval: Total War - Viking Invasion, Braveheart)

I train with my Claymore every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Scottish fluently, both Gaelic and the Lowland dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scottish history and their Scots Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Scottish visa, I am moving to Glasgow to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an food tester for the Mars Bar Factory or a Drink designer for Iron Bru headquarters!

I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scotland, so I can fit in easier. I get drunk and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Scottish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Scotland!

Noswaith dda /a/, my name is Mio.

I'm a 17 year old Welsh sheep shagger and I love Cymru. I shag sheep in fields, and spend my days perfecting my sheep shagging skills and playing superior Welsh games. (Sheep shagging)

I train with my Welsh Dragon every day, this superior lizard can melt through steel because it is over 600C, and is vastly superior to any other dragon fire on earth. I earned my dragon licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Welsh fluently, both Welsh and the Welsh Dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Welsh history and their Welsh Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Welsh visa, I am moving to Cardiff to attend a prestigious College to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can shag sheep all day!

I own several sheep, which I shag around town. I want to get used to shagging them before I move to Wales, so I can fit in easier. I shag sheep and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Welsh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Cymru!

Fuck the Papists, /a/! My name is Yui Hirasawa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Ulster loyalist. I volunteer with the Orange Order in my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my brass knuckle techniques and watching superior British television. (Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale)

I witness for Presbyterianism every day, this superior denomination can cut down all other idolatrous sects, and is vastly superior to any other "Christian" division on earth.

I speak English fluently, both Kentish and Ulster Scots dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their laws, which I follow 100% and work over any republican scum that disagrees.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to Belfast to attend a prestigious Seminary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a page for Ian Paisley.

I own several Union Jacks, which I tie around my neck and wear like a cape around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Ulster, so I can fit in easier. I tip my bowler hat to fellow loyalists and we fuck up Catholics - they're usually too unconscious or dead to respond.

Wish me luck in Northern Ireland!

FUCK OFF WEEABOO

What about ye, /a/! My name is Yui Hirasawa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Irish Nationalist. I vote Sinn Féin! In my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my Hurley skills and watching superior Irish sports. (Ruby, Hurley, Gaelic football)

I drink Guinness and eat potatoes every day, this superior diet enables me to do the knees in of all the Protestants I see, and is vastly superior to any other diet on earth.

I speak Irish fluently, both Dublin and Derry dialects, and I write fluently as well (when I’m not on ta’ drink that is). I know everything about Irish history and their laws, which I try me best to follow 100%, but ya know how it is when ya get a bit drunk. I do in any Orange Order cunts that I see.

When I get my visa, I am moving to Belfast to attend a prestigious Catholic Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a body guard Gerry Adams.

I own several Tri-Colours, which I tie around my Hurley stick so Protestants can see it before I smash their teeth in. I’ll buy a pint of Guinness for my fellow Irish Nationalists as we talk about sending our sons to join the IRA!

Wish me luck Eire!

>Dis thread

Ey Up, /a/! My name is Azusa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Yorkshireman. I hike in me japanese moors and dales in me spare time, and spend me days perfecting me farming techniques and watching superior British television. (Emmerdale, Heartbeat)

I participate in the Wars of the Roses reinactments as the York House every month, this superior White Rose can cut down all other Red Roses, and is vastly superior to any other roses on earth.

I speak Yorkshire fluently, both North and South dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Yorkshire history and their farming techniques, which I follow 100%.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to Yorkshire to attend a prestigious pub in the moors to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a regular at The Tudor Rose Inn

I own several tractors and jeeps, which I like to drive around town. I want to get used to driving them before I move to Yorkshire, so I can fit in easier. I talk in a yorkshire dialect and drink pints around me seniors and elders as often as I can, but they don't respond.

Wish me luck in Yorkshire!

>>46475631
in b4 IRA

I wonder who Azu-nyan will be!

shit was so pound

>>46475631
>>46475650
Uh-oh.

>This thread

Pasta but it's still hilarious

I bet that Azusa plays good, honest songs on her guitar.

I'm sure there are enough steriotypes to do the whole cast

someone do norfolk

One of them needs to be a Cornish nationalist, otherwise utterly perfect

I download all the big 3; Eastenders, Coronation Street AND Emmerdale and I watch them without subs! Phil Mitchell is mai hasbando.

>>46475650

Irishfag here. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off. By the way I voted Labour .

Brits are so fucking weird

>>46475799
At least Catholic Yui is 100% normal.

>>46475778

Oh god, I lol'd so hard for some reason

>>46475668
>my British visa
>my
>not 'me'

You are the worst Yorkshireman in the world Azusa.

>>46475881
She's still learning, give her a few years and she'll be a good, and honest Yorkshireman.

>>46475764
>Norfolk
>Incest
>Ui

It's perfect

>Water Taxes

I've been living and studying in England for two years and all these retarded stereotypical scum are everywhere.

Can't wait for my degree to end so I can GTFO.

Is it wrong that I want to shagg sheeps with Mio?

The Office is American

Fucking moeblobs

>>46476021
>America
>programming not stolen from the UK
>aside from MTV shit

Oh u.

>>46476021
Fuck. Off.

mad/10

>>46476021
>The Office
>American
Oi, the fuck do ya think yer doin, mate?

>>46476021
...

YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF FUCKING PERSON I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO SAY CHRIST JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT THE SOONER YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD THE FUCKING BETTER, GO AND GET HIT AT A SCHOOL CROSSING BY A SPEEDING CAR, I HOPE YOUR MOTHER KILLS HERSELF AFTER LEARNING IF YOUR DEATH FUCK

>>46476021
>The Office
>American

>>46476021
No.
No it's not.

Computer says no.

>>46476021
Way to go and make all moehaters look retarded, bro.

inb4 "hurr durr i was just trollan"

>>46476175
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kOQ7gZ-QIk

>>46476021

the british remake is fucking terrible anyway, it got canceled after 2 seasons