women can never be ronery because they only need to spread their legs to get laid

>>42985815
I can't tell if that's a sincere question,
you being a troll,
or just being fucking retarded.

No offense kid, but welcome to /a/.
or, ya know, reality

.. Have you skipped high-school?

Is this a serious question?

Yes, but mainly due to the fact that I have chronic fatigue syndrome, which means I don't have enough energy to go on dates or even go out to meet guys in the first place. So ronery ;_;

Yes. The only people I really talk to at the moment are my family and people on the internet.

Seriously though, asking questions like this on /a/ tends to be a waste of time.

>>42985815
I have chronic fatigue syndrome too, shit sucks

so lonely ; _ ;

>>42985910
How am I being a troll or fucking retarded? I don't get out much (I am an anon after all) and I usually just ignore ronery/lonely threads as just trolls trolling trolls so I don't who who is being sincere or not

Yes it's a west thing as well, but only for girls that are ugly and fat, or aren't confident because of something.

Women can have autism or other socially destructive disorders too, OP.

Your theory is wrong.

>>42986040

same here, i do have a friend at uni though.
also, there's this possibility of me having schizophrenia, i'll be diagnosed in a couple of weeks probably, shit sucks.

>>42986363
so what schizophrenia is not such a big deal if you win the war against your mind you are fine to integrate the society. Im male and an /a/non I have paranoid schizophrenia and I have 5 friends

>>42987011
what do you see/hear?
also, what are you taking? if you don't mind answering

I kind of feel like her sometimes. I'm very reserved and shy when I'm by myself. But at the same time I'll willingly act like a dork when I'm hanging out with my friends.

>>42987397
I hear insults all the time i.e it's like if you were in a stadium and every person instead of yelling at the players they are yelling at you.
Im taking one pill at night thats all I need it reduce 50% of the issues the rest is you against your hallucinations

>>42986015
I'll love you. ;_;

Not a woman but my flatmate is and she is very socially awkward. She barely ever leaves her room, I only see her about twice a week and I know she's not going out since she has much the same social group as me and I know she doesn't have any friends on her course (I did the same course for a semester). The sad thing about it is she spends most of her day on the internet but refuses to install any other browser apart from IE because "they might be full of virsuses".

>>42985815

name of anime pls :D

>>42987880
I will second that, I am curious as well.

If only there was same label that revealed the name of this anime. Like a filename or something, oh there I go again spouting crazy-talk.

>>42987880
>:D
Boku no pico

>>42987880
lurk the fuck moar

>>42987908
>>42987880
>Kuragehime-Tsuchimi-Nerdy_Girl.jpg

It's Kuragehime

Umm I have rl friends, and I have a boyfriend. Still people consider me socially isolated, and I am often tired, the reason I am doing sports once a week.

>>42987880

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>>42987880
readthefilenameyougiantfaggot.png

>>42987956
Fuck man, the filename ALREADY tells the title away.

Okay enjoy your future emoticons in the glorious kuragehime threads.

>>42985815

Tsukimi IS me. Appearance, unhealthy love for jellyfish, all of it. Now if only a trap would fall in love with me...

As far as men go, yes. I don't have too much trouble making female friends, but I'm a mess when it comes to guys. I'm 19 and I've never had a boyfriend, never kissed a guy or gone out a date or anything.

I'm extremely shy and whenever I like a guy I just tend to pine for them without ever acting on my feelings or if I do they always just see me as a good friend or sister or some bullshit like that.

I've gotten to the point where I just want to focus on getting the best grades in college so I can get a good job in my field.

Forever a fucking lone.

>>42985843
All the other answers in this thread were a waste of time, including mine.

Because there are people on /a/ aren't people that goes out every night looking for drunken women and showing off to their friends how many people they had an affair with.

I'm exaggerating, of course.

>Granted that this show exsagerates the awkwardness for comedic effect
I typicaly turn to stone when approached to suddenly, so what exactly are you referencing?

Samefagging shamelessly.

Also, I miss the threads when /a/ opened up and talked about themselves. Absolutely almost no trolling on these threads.

>Are thier any femanons on /a/ that are as socially awkward and isolated (not "ronery", just relatively alone) as the women in this show?
Yes. I'd probably have a boyfriend if I went out and was social. But I hate going out to the point of being pretty shut-in. I'm trying to get over it so I can move out.

>>42987987
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>>42986155
>>42986015
Try meth. If doctors prescribe it for narcolepsy sufferers, it's good enough for you.

Is this chronic fatigue thing real or you're just tired all the time and decided you had something?
Because I'm tired all the time too.

I consider myself socially awkward, but I'm immensely popular with the ladies. Every single man I've ever met hates me, though (probably because I flirt with their girlfriends). OH WELL.

I'm incredibly social when I absolutely have to go out, like to class and stuff, but other than that I rarely do anything else. I wouldn't say that I have crippling lack of social skills, just that I really don't give a fuck.

I'm fine with being Forever Alone, though. I've got my husbando to keep me company.

>>42988494

That looks like some dirty oil base shit. Wash that shit with acetone and you get quality good with loyal customers.

Nice to see a thread like this without the usual massive trolling. It really helps to know that there are woman similiar to me out there, raising my chances of finding a suitable female in this world just a bit above impossible.

To bring this thread to its logical conclusion academically:

Ronery femanons, are you overweight or phsically unattractive? I'm not trying to troll here, just to get an idea... Because I have a pretty bitter view of the world in general. I would hope that there really are pretty, shy girls who browse /a/.

>>42988965
I'm normal tier I think. I don't think people find me fugly, just not attractive. I could get some make-up though.

I only go out to go to college (and I'm failing pretty hard) and I don't talk with the only friend I have there since three weeks ago.
The thing is, I don't give a shit about anything. I don't really care about having friends, a boyfriend, nor studies. The only thing I can think about when I go to class is to come back home and live the dream. This is starting to worry me.

>>42985815
I didn't realize that blowing on your tea and talking to fish was so appealing. I outta find me a trap to fix me up because I'd be the moe-est fangirl on the block.

>captcha: you're Warefan

>>42988965
I don't take care of myself, but if I did I'd be in normal tier, I think.

>>42988965
Sometimes I find myself fuckugly, sometimes i wake up and think I am really pretty. Actually it depends on the time of the month.

>>42988965
If it counts, I'm pretty sure my sister would fit this description (though she doesn't browse /a/ that often). She's just socially awkward as fuck, won't really interact with people unless they initiate contact, and seems to sometimes behave pretty childishly, in a "cute" way, which other guys might like, but I think its annoying as fuck (her ex-boyfriend thinks so too).
She goes to a university full of geeks though, so I'm sure she'll find someone eventually.

>>42988965

I look pretty normal. Sometimes I wake up ugly, but that can be remedied pretty easily. I'm not fat, not chubby, but I am flat-chested, so I guess I'm pretty fugly in that regard.

>>42989194
In fact, I wouldn't be at all surprised if her childish tendencies were taken (sub-conciously, perhaps) from the sheer amount of anime she watches.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's where they came from.
At least she's not over the top about it.

>>42988965
I'm not overweight, but on on the hefty end of normal weight, which would probably be the same as obese in most anime. I think my face is pretty alright, and I might look kinda pretty with a better hairstyle and some makeup. Girls usually think they're butt ugly on default, so when I look in the mirror I'm never really happy, but I think I might have potential.

Oh yeah, I am also underweighted and flat like a loli on drugs.

Here's another question, femanons. I can only really speak for myself, but I'm sure there are probably tons of other male anons who are actually probably in mid-high tier lookswise but are too shy to fit into normal social life at work, school, etc. How would we go about approaching girls like you? Is being shy off-putting or would you prefer that kind of guy anyway?

Sorry about the 20 questions, this is just too good of an opportunity for me to pass up :3

I'm deaf so I've always been pretty lonely. Good thing there's subs.

>>42989322

>Girls usually think they're butt ugly on default

I thought girls thought they're all so unique snowflake angels that's too good for everyone..

My sister is. She has had a 'boyfriend' for years but has only ever talked to him online. Otherwise, she is a video game nerd and never goes out, unless something's changed recently because I try not to talk to her much.

>>42988965
I'm a little underweight, and as far as looks go, I'd say average. It's not romance I have an issue with though (I'm asexual, so I don't really care), just making friends or even meeting people in general; so I'm unsure how much looks really matter.

It doesn't help that the more trouble I have with it, the more I can convince myself that I don't need other people to live a good enough life.

>>42989374
You are deaf? Thats awesome, I always wish I was born deaf.
I don't like to talk. The nicest time of my life was when I was sick and couldn't talk for a month

Define asexual. Being asexual isn't necessarily exclusive to romance and everyone who labels themselves asexual has a different definition for it. As far as I know it just means that they aren't turned on by things that have to do with other people.

>>42989353

I find shy guys attractive. What I really want is a man with similar tastes in anime, doesn't care about my complete lack of cooking skills, and showers regularly.

This thread makes me sad. So many ronery femanons who don't reek of batshit insanity like the majority of the female population. I wish everyone in this thread the best ;_;

>>42989353
I know that there's a lot of nerdy girls who claim to like shy men, but I personally don't really go for that. I'm so socially awkward, and I'd like a relationship with someone who can bring me out of my shell, not with someone who suffers the same problem. I think that kind of relationship would be doomed.

Shy guys are probably better off trying to pull off strong and silent. No one will care that you don't say much if you give the impression that you're thinking about heavy stuff all the time. Just my thought.

>>42989374

So..uhm, do they still have voices in your head when you read the subs? I mean I always give manga characters voices when I read..
I wanna know!

I know how to cook and shower 4 times a day ladies but I'd find you too 3D for my taste.

>>42989458
I've been deaf since I was born so I don't know how "normal" life is, I'm so used to this but people find it hard to believe. Most people just get afraid when they realize I can't hear them, they don't even bother to get know to me since they think it would be too hard to communicate with me.

>>42989386
You thought wrong, man. You're average girl's self esteem is so low she should probably see a shrink about it. They it's not that they don't sleep with you because they think they're too good for you, but because they want to be too good for you.

oh god, fucking ridiculous
>ronery girls
>chronic fatigue (lol)
>Women can have autism or other socially destructive disorders too

>>42989595

Why would you shower that often? Are you 500 pounds? That's fucking gross and a waste of water.

>>42989495
For me, it's no sexual drive. Overall, I'm looking for companionship more than anything, but if I found someone I felt was my 'soulmate', so to speak, I'd be willing to have a sexual or romantic relationship with them if that's one of the things they wanted in our relationship.

>>42989541

>claim

I'm sure there's a reason you used this particular word and everything else you posted makes sense logically. Slowly losing faith again ;_;

>>42989353
I love shy guys and really dislike machos.
This sounds like a cliché, but a relationship will not work until you act the way you are.
Its better to try approaching a girl and fail than to worry about it and dont even try.

Also: Shy is ok, nervous not. Learn the difference!

>>42989612
Appearing cooler than them and preying on their insecurities is how all men get laid.

Is it so hard to find another female that doesn't dress and act like a slut? I just want someone to talk to and be with.

>>42989647
I find them relaxing.
Meditating under the stream of hot water feels nice, there's only the sound of the falling water and is all covered in steam. You're completely alone with your own thoughts.
And water is almost free here so its ok.

>>42989688
men are only shy because they are nervous, I don't think there is other causes.

>>42989552
I don't really hear any "voices" considering that my thoughts are in sign language while you most probably think in words.

>>42985815
You're wrong.

And, while we're at it, there is no "eastern, Japanese thing" in general. No such thing, no. It's a very outdated way of thinking.

>>42989677
I'm not saying that I don't think they would like shy guys, but I've never really heard a girl talk about it anywhere other than the internet. It's not my personal taste, but I'm sure there's probably a number of girls out there who think that you're just their type. Don't lose faith.

Similarly, I kind of doubt that any extroverted guys who would find a shy nerdy girl like me appealing.

>>42989610
Thats kind of sad... really. But I still would prefer being deaf to being "normal"

>>42989688

Social interaction with an unknown variable makes me nervous by reflex. I guess I'm just flat out fucked.

>>42989703

It's hard because both parties rarely go out and socialize. They exist, though.

>>42989756
You think in sign language? That's so fascinating. Do you picture hands forming shapes in your mind to organize your thoughts? I've always wondered about that.

>>42989745
>men are only shy because they are nervous
I just don't like talking to people, especially when most people are think that they know everything, like you with that BS statement

>>42989703
I find it incredibly depressing that the people in this thread seem to be the sort that I would want to be friends with, but the chances of ever meeting offline are very tiny; and even if it happened by coincidence, we'd all probably be too shy to even talk.

>>42989502
My future wifes standards can't be this low

>>42989899
Same here, sis/bro ;_;

I'll probably never find someone like you guys.

Where i live all there is to do is go out and drink.

Believe me when i say i am no making this up, thats all there is to do.

Shits fucking sucks when its the same weekend over and over and over and over and over and over and over

>>42989858
I can think in written words as well, for example I'm pretty used to this base of imageboards, also sometimes I imagine sceneries as manga panels. Then again there's people who can hear but they never leave their houses so they are just like me, they know nothing about the "normal life" outside and they think in their own way.

>>42989858
Now I'm wondering about it too. Maybe it's not hands so much as the shapes themselves?

>>42989911

Actually, I think they're impossibly high standards. I've never met anyone that meets them.

>>42989970
I miss the good ol' days when having fun meant playing games and/or watching a movie with friends as opposed to going out to drink excessively and dance to loud music while trying to make out with strangers.

>>42985815
just because you are on the internet does not mean that you do not have to re read what you write

>>42989970
>Shits fucking sucks when its the same weekend over and over and over and over and over and over and over

We've entered an endless recursion of time.

>>42989972
>sometimes I imagine sceneries as manga panels.
This... This actually makes a lot of sense.

But most people think primarily in sound. It's completely different from just never going outside. You must think in an entirely different format.

>>42990059
Hey thats ireland for ya.

Not even gonna start on having a meaningful conversation with anyone.

I need to make stoner bro friends

>>42989756

Whoa.. that's kinda trippy. I'd imagine you'd still 'hear yourself think'
or something. Not that you always have to think in words..you can imagine places and stuff.. ugh confusing..Now I gotta go try thinking in symbols

You know, all of you who are shy and want to be with someone who is the same, it will never happen unless you get your shit together.
Today at my new job I met this really cute girl who just stood there and didn't talk to anyone. She blushed when she did something awkward at the training and I HNNNNNNNG'd so hard. In the end I saw her walking home with some other guy who obviously had the guts to talk to her.

Dear fem/a/nons, what is more visually off putting? A fat man or a skinny man?

I MUST KNOW

>>42988965
I'm plain looking... brown hair, brown eyes, medium stature...
Not fat, actually, but not thin, either.

I'm too quiet, and blend into backgrounds easily. Apart from my best friend, I don't think I really talk to anyone else; but not because I don't want to! I almost literally turn into stonewhen trying to approach other people, and chicken out the moment before.

>>42990360
I say fat but most of my friends would say skinny.

>>42986015
I don't mean any disrespect over your condition, but I'd really like a girl with lower energy than most actually. I don't like how active and on the go most girls are, and would love to have a girl who'd just hang around the house with me and sunggle up for a movie etc rather than need to be out "at something" all the time.

>>42990400

>>42990400
>Not fat, actually, but not thin, either
That means fat build but not obese in women speak.

>>42990360
The two are as disgusting as seeing a squeleton girl or a landwhale.
But if it's not morbide yet, I would like a chubby guy better.

>>42990360
Skinnyfat

>>42990443
I will SECOND and THIRD this, hell, FORTH too

>>42990443
I don't care if my companion is shy, introverted, or has a social phobia or whatever.

However, I intend to see as much of the world as possible, so if she doesn't like travel or trying new things, she probably gets dropped.

So I guess we are opposites there.

>>42990360
How fat and how skinny? I think a little chubby is better than stick-like, but "chubby" has to be taken in moderation. A little on the skinny side is much better than bouncy-ball shaped.

>>42990466
> fat build

what?

>>42989502
Out of curiosity, what would you say are your top 5 anime, or what kind of genres do you enjoy?

>>42990360
Really skinny guys without any muscles are my fetish... Especially if they are pale...

>>42988229
There's a girl I'm friends with who is pretty much exactly like that, word-for-word. Except for the second part, I guess, I've never really spoken to her about that stuff.

I'd actually really like to go out with her but I'm way too shy to ask / wouldn't want things to be awkward if she didn't like me back. She's such a great person. ;_;

>>42990482
>>42990484
>fat over skinny
Fuck you bitches, fuck you, No girl will ever rest her head on your concave chest ;_;

>>42989374
whats it like to not think in sound?
for voice in head speakers, we can usually stare at or do something as internal dialog runs through our heads like a high speed train even at work,

>mfw I'm skinny as a rail

But I exercise regularly, am still in shape and look good with my shirt off, in my own humble opinion.

Forever alone.

>>42990614
Thats me, pity we wont meet anon

also im getting some kind of twlightish vibe

no offence

>>42990657
I don't know, what it is like to hear something all the time in your head? When you hear sounds I see pictures.

>>42989353
I have a thing for shy, girly boys, but I'm >>42990400 so you'd probably have to be the one to approach me.... not because of that "a boy should be the one to..." nonsense, but because you'd probably have to wait months for me to actually make a conversation beyond "Hi..."

I have Rihoko's body.

Shame that I'm not as cute as her ;_;

I'm not deaf, but I generally think in the written word.

>>42990681
Sup skinny bro, maybe one day we can find women with skinny fetish.

I'm surprised that no one has suggested meetups yet.

Not that I would care if there was anyone else in Waterloo or anything.

>>42990614
>Really skinny guys without any muscles are my fetish
That's me

>Especially if they are pale
Well, I'm hispanic, but I'm pretty fucking pale as far as spics goes (since I never leave my house, fuck you 'Miami sunshine', I get my vitamin D artificially, bitch)
Sounds good enough for you?

Fucking why cant you people live in my neighborhood, I'd personally break your doors down and get you all together.
For 19 years I've never met anyone who I can relate to in the slightest way, yet you guys are like my mirror reflection. And I just had to live in a shitty 3rd world country in europe which further lowers ANY insignificant chances of meeting people with similar interests.
If I could, I'd save you all, I'd bring the biggest and brightest smile on your face, and you know what I'll want in return? Just a promise that you guys/gals never fucking stop smiling.
>tl;dr ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER,

>>42990777
I would never meet with anyone from /a/

I'm creepy enough as it is.

>>42990770
>skinny fetish
That would be me, but I already have a shy, pale, skinny, cute, girlyish boyfriend, sorry. But there are more girls with skinny fetishes like me, and I bet you will meet one of them one day.

>>42987797

That's your in, man. Just walk up to her all smooth and confident and say "Hey baby, maybe I can introduce you to this browsers I use..."

>>42990681

I look amazing also but

I have no money [/endspoiler]

And no you lonely fem anons do care about money you gutless pigs

Pay for a dinner or two once in a while, money doesn't grow on trees when you are young you fucking asses.

>>42989353
Well I'm sorry but it's going to take veeery long. But at least rest assured as I like shy guys.

Just...If you meet a shy guy who seems to like shy girls we just have to both try to talk more. And it's going to work out. I hope.

>>42990720
right but when you hear sound in your head, you don't have to occupy your eyes, does using visual thinking make it harder to multi-task? can you see something while thinking at the same time?

>>42990777
I'd love to meet with the people in this thread, but frankly, I'd be unwilling to meet people off 4chan; besides, even if I did, I'd be far too shy to have a conversation.

>>42990806
I like to picture the idea that whenever i walk around say to and from uni.

Im only a few steps away from other people like me as they go about there life doing their own thing.

Never really knowing one another and making split second decisions as we look at one another.

Im the dude with the headphones and not really that longish hair that listens to music to avoid talking to people,i wont blast my music so everyone can hear it but there are times i just wear my earphones without my ipod.

Guess its a way to cope.

>This thread

I had no idea there were so much people like me.

My biggest problem is that my image doesn't match who I am, and it never can. I'm actually good-looking, in shape, employed and dont dress like a complete slob - you would think me a normalfag if you saw me walking down the street - but my personality is shy and my mannerisms are self-effacing; I've got a pretty severe self-confidence problem in all honesty. My friends are normalfags on the macho side since I'm in the army and I regularly go out to bars and women seem generally interested in talking to me, but they're not my type and my crippling social dysfunction renders everything else a moot point irregardless.

Forever. Alone. And it's starting to not bother me anymore is the scary part.

>>42990847
You seem frustrated. Bitches and Whores such ?

>>42990588

Gankutsuou
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Monster
Toward the Terra
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

I like anything that's good and has a plot. I'm super particular so I haven't seen a lot of harem/ecchi shows, so I don't know a lot about them. I have a crippling weakness for character driven animu.

>>42990777
>Implying there are /a/nons in Mexico


Please, someone prove me wrong
;_;

>>42990806
Thanks anon, you already brightened my day

Do any other girls on /a/ feel extremely intimidated by the thought of dating someone more attractive than themselves. I'd be paranoid that they were just with me to make an ex jealous or because they couldn't find anyone better quickly enough and had to keep dating until a real catch came along.

I honestly can't even consider dating attractive guys. But then I feel bad because I know I'm still judging men on how they look. I'm even worse then normal chicks who will only date hot men, because I'm judging men on how unattractive they are.

>>42990969
Identity v. Role confusion

How dumb are you? Of COURSE there are awkward girls who will be forever alone. Have you never been to an anime convention?

I've never had a boyfriend, and I'm growing apart from my friends because we all have basically nothing in common except for a love of tea.

ITT: fem/a/nons

Although I must admit, I am surprised that there are this many females browsing /a/, I always felt this region was a bro/troll only territory.

Actually, I wonder how many of the "females" are just guys playing pretend. 4chan, what a sick sick place

/a/ is dying and you make a thread about the bitches and whores
wow
this is like the shit after the storm

>>42990993
good tastes fembro

>>42990993
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Yeah we are gonna need to high five

>>42990847
I really don't care about the money.

I'll pay the dinner, jif you give my very first date

Do awkward girls looking for boyfriends really go to conventions? What do they do? Panels?

>>42991054
I am not playing pretend ;_;
Why do people always think I am lying when I tell them I am female...
Well, gotta go, goodnight everyone here.

>>42990919

I think meeting other shy persons would help to overcome one's own shiness.
And were all /a/nons, so what's there to fear?

There's one muc bigger problem:
Localitites.

There's a good chance most people in this thread live in different countries.

>>42991041

You lost me. Elucidate?

>>42991105
Are you referring to >>42991053? I was talking about wapanese cancer. Like the video of the one bitch who wouldn't stop screaming "NYAN" at people.

>>42991086

Name the time and place and I'll so be there. I fuckin' love high fives.

>>42990969

You're like me only you have a penis. And men don't show interest in talking to me. Their girlfriends do, though!

>>42991054
haha no, im sure there are many more females on /a/ than you think.

>>42991054
The ones that are perfect beautiful girls like supermodels that just happen to be super shy and timid and make you HHNNNG like delicate flowers and would love a special very thin or fat pale nerd are totally not trolling. Its just a coincidence that they sound like a fantasy.
We're totally not pretending, I mean, imagine a gay thread in /a/ where a bunch of guys try to make each other feel better. And how could one of us pretend to be a little girl, we're all macho guys.
Yep. Definitely nothing fishy going on.

>>42990881
No you don't understand, it doesn't make it any harder since I was BORN this way. I don't know what could be.

>>42991053
>jelly rolls jelly rolls nobody loves you
I lol a little.

And then I cried on the inside. Why does it hurt?

>>42991171
Yeah, sorry, I forgot to link to that post.

i am, but mainly because i'm a nigger

Guy here, I dunno but I seem to enjoy the company of women who are lively, its probably due to growing up around loads of my female cousins, who are all pretty loud and talkative. So when I meet a meek and shy girl, I just can't seem to appreciate them, I feel like I'm doing all the work trying to talk.

I myself have been told I am a good listener by both male friends and female, but as for whenever it comes round to talking about my own life or my personal issues, I'm not very forward or willing, I just don't feel my life is interesting enough to talk about.

I don't necessarily want a girlfriend who is into anime or anything, as long as she knows I have such a hobby and is okay with it.

Though my biggest probable negative is I have a physical disability and so when I ask my cousins what their friends think of me or something most girls always say "Oh ain't he sweet" or "Aww he's cute"

>>42991191
To Amsterdam then.

In one weeks time.

>>42991110
>they found out
>time to run

>>42991210
Uh, I'll admit that I'm quite ugly and pudgy. HOWEVER, that has nothing to do with my roneriness because I've seen hideous girls holding hands with guys in public and stuff. It's a social skills thing.

>>42991242

What disability do you have?

I know like 95% of guys on /a/ probably want a sweet, soft-spoken waifu, but I'm too fucking loud and talkative for my own damn good. Forever Alone.

My hopes have been sparked.

I just want a guy who will squish bugs and open bottles for me ;_;.

>>42990720

Guess it's kind of the same, just different ways of doing it.
Still kind of intriguing.

>>42991123
Everything. The thought of even being seen and then judged by people who could possibly be the friends I want terrifies me. I'd most likely not even be able to get to the meeting place without deciding I'm not good enough and just going home.

>>42990969
Well aren't you lucky, I on the other hand am the crippling archetype of the skinny nerd.

feelsbadman.jpg

>>42990806
Sorry, I cried.

Where I'm from all the anime fans I've seen seem to be hyperactive 15-17 year old lesbians.

Wales

>>42990993
Solid list.

>>42991329
I can't recall the name of the condition, but its a mild form of it, I mean I can walk, jump, I drive a manual gearstick car, I graduated from University this summer. But I walk with a limp and can't crouch down fully, or ride a bicycle(;_;). I used to be able to swim when I was younger but I stopped going and I can't do it as good any more.

>>42991272
agreed. Also assuming you weren't born with any major deformities and have good social skills, The right clothes and makeup can make anyone look attractive enough.

However if you don't extrude a friendly aura and don't take the initiative, socializing and courtship is extremely difficult

>>42991210
>perfect beautiful girls like supermodels that just happen to be super shy and timid and make you HHNNNG like delicate flowers and would love a special very thin pale nerd
Stop toying with my dreams ;_;

>>42991350

I don't feel lucky. I feel unhappy and adrift in life. The grass is not always greener on the other side. I'd actually think it would be easier for me to just be a complete nerd - I wouldn't have to expect as much of myself. The society I'm immersed in expects a lot out of me and I just can't deliver. Shit feels fucking terrible, man.

>>42991433
Well, that's because they have some sheep in their genes after all the sheep bestiality. Very much like yourself.

>>42991439

What the shit? I thought you were going to say you had a cleft lip or were an amputee or some shit. The responses girls had to you that you mentioned don't seem to add up. Bitches and whores. I would Big Spoon you.

I am always the Big Spoon.

>>42990360

I'm actually a sucker for a pretty face...so if the guy has one, I don't really care if he's fat or not...well there is a limit..but you get what I mean.

>>42991123
I dunno, considering the magnitude of the userbase of /a/, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a decent chance of a couple Anons to be around any particular person's area.

I'm surprised at how shallow the girls in the show are, at least judging by the first episode. One thing's being reclusive and socially awkward, another is idolizing a woman you just saw on the street because she's beautiful and trendy... Which is why the whole trap deal is humorous I guess.

I used to be really shy during middle school but I had my childhood friends and also my fair share of friends at school. The problem was I never felt like I was worthy of their friendship so I tried to please them all the time. Also had the self-destructive tendencies of someone with very low self-esteem. Hanging out with "normalfags" at highschool fixed a lot of that though. I'm able to speak my mind if I want to, and the thought of people, most friends included, disliking me for what I think or do no longer affects me. I have very few friends I frequent, but I treasure their friendship in a much healthier way.

It's still possible to have plenty of friends, but still feel ronery. I mean, with no one close to your heart, how is it not possible?

Humans need each other, it's a social fact for the people who are not sociopaths. Hell you could be fucking awesome, but you'd still be ronery if you had no one to express your true love to.

>>42991501
Sheep are moe.

>>42991525
>I would Big Spoon you.
>I am always the Big Spoon.
I am okay with this.

>>42991525

Oh god, you posted Asuka. The one anime girl I would call "mai waifu"

There is hope for me out there yet.

Huh, this is a pretty decent thread.

I've always been pretty awkward about things, especially around people. The circumstances around my life till now has made it extremely hard for me to find connections with people, which was once a defense mechanism to protect myself and my emotions. I became extremely solitary, and had almost none to 1 friend, maybe. Even then, I rarely left the house, simply because I felt like all I'd do was be weird/annoy people.

Now, things are a little different. I'm trying, very hard, to make deeper relationships with other people, and not be so reclusive. I'm still highly solitary (apparently, I've been like that since I was a kid) and awkward, but not nearly as bad as I was. See: I actually can keep a conversation.

As for romance and what not, I have extra "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO" about that. I'm a lesbian, but I don't really know how to go about uh...being one? Talking to people is not that hard, if it's all platonic. But talking to a girl when you're interested her, and not having the nads to ask/knowing she is straight is downright nerve wracking. I don't have any one else to really talk to about it either, so I'm a little lost right now.


So tl;dr: I'm pretty damn awkward. Forever alone ;_;

>>42991494

Thought the army was supposed to beat the shit out of you until you eat bullets for breakfast. I HAVE SEEN FULL METAL JACKET I KNOW HOW IT GOES. YOU BETTER START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFF LINKS OR I'LL DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP.

>>42990360
I can't stand skinny guys. They seem fragile. I do, however, fall head over heels for guys who A) tower over me and B) are slightly chubby. As in, their stomach has not yet formed a hanging fold but there's plenty of thigh to squeeze. For some reason, the guys I'm attracted to match my body type...

believe in jesus he believies in you!

>>42991649

I post Asuka because I look and act like her (only without bangs and a bit nicer). So I still retain the tiny tits and fucking annoying loud mouth talking shit on pale fragile boys with daddy issues that I secretly want to fuck in the ass with my strap-on.

You get the point.

>>42991433
Wales where?
Because a cute anime-nerd-girl (who, admittedly, generally leans towards the annoying shonen/cosplay/fanfic side of it, but is only annoying like that a little irl) I know and nearly ended up with except for all of our combined failure at being able to articulate any of our mutual feelings and when we finally do OH LOOK we're going to be so many miles apart and neither us particularly want a long distance relationship is studying at Swansea

Social reclusive / awkward anonymous?

Hi, my name is David and I haven't talked to anyone in the last 5 years exept my best friend who happens to be my ex-gf that NTR'd me twice (and even blamed me for that).

captcha: for Hermits

Animation tend to depict the people who have strange qualities as the ones that get the romantic ending or success in the end. Would this be due to the large amount of ronery people in the demographic?

Then again, one could argue that it's those qualities that keep a relationship from dieing out.

>>42991682

Nigger, dont take that tone with me. I'm a combat veteran. I can deal with bullets and high explosives all day, it's just that human interaction terrifies me. Strange predicament, huh?

>>42991463
honestly I think everyone feels this way sometimes. Its not just about mundane things either, everyone has subjects they aren't particularly interested in, but they still feel like they have to participate in the conversation to socialize. I mean, I'm lucky enough to live with a few other femanons myself and we still have this problem sometimes. I don't have an interest in what new psychological analysis of Evangelion my roommate came up with last night or what happened on her WoW raid, and she doesn't care about my fangirling over the latest Tales of series game, but we listen to each other anyway.

I really think that's just part of the socializing game as a whole.

Alright, lets go work out! Right now.

Working out releases certain chemicals in the brain and makes you feel better.

>>42991810

it's always nice to have someone to at least listen to you. For me, I just normalfag my way through my classes and hope for the best. It's probably because I am not accustomed to talking to people about my hobbies since those tended to end badly.

>>42991784
>ex-gf

I don't get how people with exes can call themselves "ronery".

You have had your share of happiness, I haven't even hold hands
;_;

>>42991854
It does! I work out when I feel especially bad, and it helps a lot.

I'll be She-hulk by May.

>>42991902

It probably hurts after it's been taken away.

Ignorance is bliss in a way?

>>42991677
I thought people part of the LGBT community had some kind of extra sense useful only for finding other people with their same preferences. Every single person I know included in this criteria has this.

You're defective, Kaijifag. They forgot to install your gaydar.

>>42991617
>with no one close to your heart
>had no one to express your true love to.
There is something that I've been wounder. If I ever end up have a girlfriend, I don't know how to actually HAVE a girlfriend. Like, I can't understand how it's like to have someone love you, care for you, want you kiss her, want you to hold her in your arms, that feels like the happiest person in the world, by just being with you.Or how how to respond to that. I don't know why, maybe it's because I don't feel lonely like most people here, and feel very happy/satisfied with being alone

>>42991902
Because having had a relationship doesn't mean you just stop desiring them forever.

Like losing your virginity doesn't mean you'll never desire sex again.

Or eating lasagna once doesn't mean you'll never want lasagna ag--I want some fucking lasagna right now holy shit.

>>42991946
But what about that old saying that it's better to have loved and lost, etc.

I wouldn't know because I've never experienced it myself.

>>42991911
I bet.

>>42991965

That's part of the adventure I guess. I'm guessing a lot of people would be a bit disenchanted after realizing that having a relationship isn't as easy as it is in their media. However, the payoff could be worth it, especially if it satisfies the loneliness.

>>42991957
I know, It's true. I can tell some of the time, but more often than not I suck at it. My other gay friends make fun of me for it.

So very sad, I am.

Women who are like this are fat.

This is af act

>>42991752
Awesome. I really don't mind a feisty girl, I always used to say to my friend that feisty ones were my type.

Though, offtopic a little but one kind of girl I cannot stand, extends to guys too, are the ones who seek "DRAMA" in their daily lives, and must make shit up even if it is not there. Just annoys me because I was "friends" with such a guy and he embroiled me in one his fucked up fantasies, that left me pretty damn annoyed and upset for a while.

I know I may be insulting a large portion of /a/, but have you guys/gals tried online dating? I'm not sure if I would ever resort to that, but seeing the responses here, I think it would help put a lot of people together who need each other.

Jesus, I have posted in this thread at least 4 times now.

>>42991023
Just 'cause a guy is a little dorky or unattractive doesn't mean he's the "nice guy", get that out of your head. You'll get your heart broken and it will feel SO MUCH WORSE than getting fucked over by a 'hottie'.

Also, don't feel bad about judging people by their looks, everybody does this.

>>42992072
Fat and selfish bitches that just delude themselves enough till they believe they're nice poor victims.
Bitches and whores.

>>42991801

So you can kill a guy, but not tell his family you did it huh.
But yeah I find it kinda weird, thought your army buddies would take it out of you. Guess you hide it from them or something.

okay, story time

I went to school with this nerdy chick who is constantly trying to get attention to herself by trying to act nerdy, shamelessly refering herself as crazy and such. At the end you can tell that she actually constantly trying to reach out for people unconsciously, but no one ever want to approach her because of all the lame shit she does. She is pretty much considered as a nuisance by everyone. On top of that, she has the ultimate omega male following her around...(this guy is a on a whole different level)

She appears to be pretty smart and knows a lot, you would think she has earn herself that one special "individuality" as "the clever nerdy girl".

Here is the sad bit, There is another nerdy girl who is way smarter than her, she is not that good looking just like that nerdy girl, but she is in really good terms with people even if they aren't friends, I see people approaching her all the time. I don't even think she has any close friends considering she is alone most of the time.

In reality that nerdy girl is nothing special, she just knows a lot of pointless crap, If I were that nerdy girl I would cry myself to sleep every night.

>>42992084
>Just 'cause a guy is a little dorky or unattractive doesn't mean he's the "nice guy", get that out of your head. You'll get your heart broken and it will feel SO MUCH WORSE than getting fucked over by a 'hottie'.

Thiiiiis. I've met some truly awesome "Dorky" guys, but I've also met some that sorta trick you. They seem all nice and pleasant at first, but then are secretly batshit insane on the inside. I had the unfortunate circumstance of being "friends" with such a guy.

But then again, that goes for most people. Book, cover, etc.

Do you think all there is to life is having some stupid bitch to constantly chirp I love you too? Sure that maybe fine for a time...then you'll get annoyed when she always wants to go out to the store when you're trying to watch the latest animu or when she constantly tells you wearing spandex and being the night is for children with ADHD. And don't even get started on meeting her family, who you know you'll just never be good for

Screw that noise. Go mentor a child. Write a book. Become a fine connoisseur critic of animu and mango instead of trying to be yet another victim of the inane concept of "settling down"

When I changed schools, I was unable to make friends with new people. At the start of the year when everyone was bonding, I felt down over the change of my surrondings and held to the background. Later everyone seemed to be very familiar with each other and I thought that it would be weird to suddenly start rubbing myself in. I tried and try to be more outgoing now in the university but I only go when I am invited (usually generic events where everyone is invited) and it ends up with me getting drunk in the corner while listening to some people and walking home alone pretty soon. I always go home after my lectures and sit in my room by the computer for the rest of the day. I'd like to get more familiar with other people, but whenever I try I soon start feeling like I am being annoying and draw back.
I'm not a victim of anyone, I am just overly sensitive, afraid of anyone thinking anything negative about me, selfish and an idiot.

I guess I'm a bit socially awkward. I work in sales, so I can fake being social with customers, but I always find it hard talking to my coworkers - although it's rather difficult to talk when you're the only female in the entire place.

Apart from that, I run an anime club so I hang out with others from it. We do a lot of non-otaku stuff too, so it works out in a way. Better than giving in to the Australian pasttime of going to the pub every night and getting drunk off your ass

>See Jellyfish Princess picture
>See it has 190 posts
>Excited that this show is getting recognition
>Read the post
>Nothing to do with the show
>190 posts of people pretending to be girls or knowing girls.
>My face

>>42992081
That might be a good idea, but a long distance relationship is difficult and lacks the warm feeling that I picture having a boyfriend would feel like.

Personally, I'd settle for gaining a friend who I can talk about anime and manga all the time out of this thread.

>>42992411
I used to be like this. Then I stopped caring. I hang out with people from time to time but besides having a good time at a party or whatever I really don't feel like hearing about peoples life stories and shit. Shit's pointless

/r9k/

>>42992361

I hanged out with a guy like that...

This guy wants to do all that crazy asshole shit, but he is simply not high enough in the food chain to do it. Once you create a nice and safe environment for them those asshole stuff will surface.

>>42991752
Oh god. In that one post you completely ruined yourself for me. Now I know why you're alone.

>>42992438
i share your pain, anon.

>>42992411
Oh man, I am exactly like this. I feel your pain, bro.

>>42992010
>That's part of the adventure I guess.
I really don't know how do deal with affection. I can't comprehend having a girl say 'I love you' to me, and really meant. I can't comprehend having a girl that feels that sleeping in my arms is the safest place in the world. I hate that I can image that I am next to a girl, and I can tell that she is being me to kiss her, to touch her, to love, but I can't/don't know how to 'show her love', I hate that I can image that I can only hurt her (emotionally) unintentionally, and that I feel I can't do anything about it

>>42991053
>>Have you never been to an anime convention?

Nope. I don't know anyone that is into animu so I've never bothered to go. As I've said before I don't get out much

;_;

>>42992648

I know that this may be shit advice from the /a/non that previously answered your question, but I would just say flow with it. Take little paces I guess, and feel free to ask her.

The sad thing is, I've mentored my friends into and out of relationships, and even listened to their problems, yet never had a relationship myself.

3rd party bro friend that gets shafted forever I guess.

>>42992583
Yes, exactly! This guy was like that, but then on top of that he was only using me to get close to my best friend, who I found out he'd been sorta obsessed with for years. It was like "Oh shit, I've gotta protect my friend. But then he's my friend too. But not really? Fuck."

It was all very strange.

>>42992589
Yeah man. No bangs? fuck that.

>>42992507
I try to stop caring. Is there a trick to it?

>>42992752

You could become a sociopath, or completely isolate yourself I guess.

This thread is brutal.

Since we're here:

Fem/a/nons, I actually fell for a 3D a few months ago. She was one of the best people I ever worked up the guts to talk to. Really thought I had met someone special. In the end, she turned out gay. What the fuck.

>Because everyone else is doing it.
As for looks, I'm as average as you can be. Six foot, brown hair and eyes, caucasian, fit but not overly muscular. Glasses for reading. Cynical introverted misanthrope aiming at a career in general surgery. Chivalrous to an extent. Tastes? KEYfag and I love AzuManga.

>>42991053
lolita anon?

Unpopular during Secondary school since I didn't share the same interests as the other girls (make up, dating ect ect). Had a small group of other nerdy girls but was never in the 'popular' circle. Things changed when I went on to college and I find it easy to talk to anyone and get along with all types of people.

However I cannot flirt for the life of me, if a man starts chatting me up when I'm out I get nervous and just smile and nod. I don't want to have one night stands at all nor go out with someone who doesn't share my nerdy interests. I think they would laugh at me if they knew how much I loved anime so I just tell them that I don't know my number off by heart and that my phone has run out of battery. Most of the time it's true that my phone has no charge and I deliberatly leave it behind so I'm not lying.

>>42992411
Same here. I kind of expected something different from college but it's really just like high school all over again. Except I'm without any of my friends and I get too embarrassed to mention my interests out of fear of annoying people.

Yeah op, it's true. Although personally I've always been a bit out of the loop because of family issues and being told numerous times I'm incredibly boring. It just makes me lose any desire to socialize anymore, except for websites where people share the same interests as me (i.e. 4chan).

>>42992752
No trick. I'm no sociopath or super criminal or anything like >>42992780 said nor am I completely isolated. I just lost interest. It's like, "Well I guess it can't be helped"

>>42992411

The least you could do is show up around them more often, joing them when they are having lunch. Out of politeness they will try to include you, for long enough if you be nice and help them out, they will kind of treat you as one of their friends,

The more polite/nice they are, the better it works.

DOES NOT WORK WITH ASSHOLES

>>42992604
Britt? Is that you? If you're not Britt, then that means there's a grand total of three socially awkward lesbians on /a/.

>>42992931
I'm not Britt, so I guess I've joined the ranks. At least I'm not the only one, haha.

I feel pretty lonely at times... I have quite a few friends, but as we've all grown up, we've grown further apart as well. It's a rare day where we have it off to be able to do something (even if it's going to a late-night movie).

I'm asexual as well which really makes me feel awkward since most people around me are getting married or falling in love. I've never really known what it's like to be in love. I'm not even sure I can comprehend it properly.

So yeah, it can get pretty lonely. I put a lot of time into hobbies instead, like photography, baking and writing. I wish I could find someone, if only for companion though.

Sorry for being such a downer in this thread, /a/nons.

>>42993001
Don't worry about it, bro. You're safe here.

Have a Broji.

http://video.answers.com/how-to-find-your-self-worth-246838590

Hopefully this helps ya'll

>>42992752

YOU FOOL

you still need someone who can be counted as allies, at worst even if you are just using each other. It is sick and wrong but don't act like you will get any where without any connections with people

>>42992996
There's the former trip/namefag brittania (Britt), Amuro's number one best friend (myself), and now you.

This...this is weirder than finding out Britt and I were practically clones of each other, and nowhere near as bad as Britt turning into a hardcore Bioware fangirl and spending all of her time fantasizing over saving the galaxy and shagging alien women.

Sup guys.

I've been at uni for two months now and I'm already at the stage where the only conversations I have with people are the polite "how was your lecture" type ones.
I'm rarely invited out anymore and I have no contact with anyone other than walking past people in the kitchen ect.

The worst part is I can't develop a superiority complex and convince myself it's everyone elses fault. I know the reason I'm in this situation is because I'm socially retarded and no one wants to be around me.

Ah well, at least there's always anime...

>>42993109
>hardcore Bioware fangirl and spending all of her time fantasizing over saving the galaxy and shagging alien women.

What?

If you're going to be delusional at least do it with a good game. I mean Bioware? Really?

Male here. I'm not really shy, not unattractive, and only a little awkward. I'm in decent shape and getting stronger, I get told I'm smart a lot (which isn't the same thing as being smart, but it's nice to have happen) and I like doing lots of different stuff, so I actually get out of my apartment a bit.

I cannot for the fucking life of me get girls to notice me, or feel any attraction to me whatsoever. I don't have a problem getting them to like me, or even see me as a "great guy" who will make "some girl very lucky." Just... never that girl that I'm talking to. Ever. And any girl I display interest in thinks I'm creepy. Forever alone, and not for lack of trying :(

I have self-confidence in a lot of things too. I'm a great public speaker, I've acted in theater plays--been in a movie too!--and I've even tried stand-up comedy. Unfortunately, when it comes to girls, my confidence has been shattered repeatedly through endless rejection. I've tried acting smart, stupid, confident, shy, dorky, cool, aloof, romantic.. I gave up on acting like myself a long time ago because that definitely never worked.

Fistbumping this thread for forever alone :( If anybody has suggestions for a lonely bro trying to find a dorky better half then that'd be cool. Maybe it'll be something I haven't heard and tried before.

>>42993109
Oh, hey! I remember Brittania ( I do believe. I've been on /a/ since '07, so I've probably seen her). And I'm sorry I'm weirdin' you out, dude. Also

>shagging alien babes

...No shame in that. None at all.

I wouldn't mind an otaku girl, but they're either way too slutty and sleep around at every con, or the polar opposite and full asexual and turned off by the idea of sex and physical connection.

Where's my normal in the middle otaku girl? The one who enjoys her sexuality but at the same time isn't throwing it around all day to anyone who says he likes the same anime as she does.

>>42993197
...Hello male counterpart.

What are we doing in the same dimension?

I've never kissed anyone, held hands or experienced the love thing. If anything, I get this weird tic that the more I like someone the more I push them away.

I'll like people, and I've been working really hard to become better socially, but I like being alone. I don't get hurt that way. I'm an emotional asshole.

I'm only lonely because no one understands me. har har

I have the social skills and stat pool to make a lot of friends and find a normal wife, but that is the last thing in the world I want.

My isolation is a product of the world and I refusing to compromise on mutual terms.

>>42993197

I do believe I found my clone...

Nice to know that I am not the only one who seems to have terrible luck.

>>42993109
>Amuro's number one best friend (myself)

It is true!

>fantasizing over saving the galaxy and shagging alien women.

To be fair, I do this as well, but it's more of a Captain Kirk sort of deal.

>>42993222
It's only weird because it's awesome. And yeah, going around the galaxy shagging hot alien chicks, saving all intelligent races, and punching out robot gods? Fucking awesome, but I kinda miss talking with her. The last real conversation we had was well over a year ago, and now she wants to join the air force and she's too lazy to tab out of IRC long enough to long onto AIM! That's just not cool. Not even those Asari strippers with dat ass and dem curves are worth not talking to former fembros, especially if the Asari strippers aren't real and only repeat the same animation over and over again.

>>42993197

YOU KNOW HOW YOU SHOULD ADJUST YOURSELF A LITTLE SPECFICLY ACCORDING TO THE TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU ARE TALKING TO?

Start from here I guess

>>42993323
>To be fair, I do this as well, but it's more of a Captain Kirk sort of deal.

Exactly. It's sorta hilarious, but I started watching Dr.Who for the first time a few weeks ago(yes yes I know, slowpoke), and kept hnnnging at the tree woman.

Goddammit, what have I become?

>>42993250

There are otaku girls at the University I go to, however none seem to show any restraint...

I want my middle girlfriend too ;_;

ITT: Hookup thread to make more aspie babies.

Don't do it /a/nons. Do the world a favour.

I'm never lonely.
My trick?
I just emulate Rance's behavior.

nerd and otaku chicks seems to only be interested in intelligent and nerdy anons.

While nerdy, I'm pretty dumb. Not just being self depreciating, I'm pretty honest, but when they find out I'm a dropout with no potential or future outside of menial labor, they turn around and walk away.

I thought about doing drugs that way I could find a druggie girl, i hear they aren't honest and will run out on you with all you have, but I don't have anything so it might work. Drug addicts generally have pretty low standards.

>>42993276
Browsing the ronery threads on /a/, apparently.

Do you mostly fill up your lonely time with lots of randomass hobbies? I'm learning piano, programming, and I work out a bunch. I also take workshifts from other people because I never have anything to do on a Friday or Saturday that I can't do any other night of the week.

I'd be making bank if I didn't work for 8.25 an hour, lol.

>>42992438
Just saw the first episode because of this thread and I loved it. It gave me warm fuzzy feelings and a little nostalgia.

>>42993362
Ahh, I see. I'm not one to abandon my bros for new fandoms, but I've seen it happen (and have had it happen to me). I'm sorry dude! But it's still neat. I've met a few lesbians on /co/, but not many on /a/. That's pretty awesome.

>Air Force

...I'm joining the Marines. W-what a coincidence, haha...

>>42993380
This. I hate people who try to be all uppity and proper when they're talking to a bunch of lowclass people and vice versa.

BAWW WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME? Maybe because you're a primmadonna whiny bitch trying to be cozy and cool with a bunch of salty roughnecks (and vice versa)

>>42993197
Dude. There is one thing you're missing here -> trying too hard. Never will work.

Live as if girls don't interest you at all and you don't need them, suddenly they come falling along your path. At least, works for me.

I guess I look pretty decent but I have only three fingers on my right hand so some people think it's a little bit too freaky. I can't hold hands with this hand.

>>42993380
I actually find myself doing that a lot by accident, though maybe I'm not doing it in a good way? I could try paying more attention to it.

>>42993504
You bastard!

>>42993529
That's horrifying!
Like The Hills Have Eyes or some shit.

>>42993447
I do indeed. I'm an artist, so I spend most of my time learning new techniques and mediums. Or trying to learn to play the guitar. Or make jewelry. There was a failed attempt at making a robot, which backfired in hilarious explosion.

I don't work, though. Been looking for a job, but school has been kicking my ass lately. I guess there is a difference!

>>42993539

If you find that you are losing yourself, it could be a problem. I know it's mine, since I basically shift from /a/non to normalfag when the situation calls for it, then just feel... conflicted about it.

>>42993529
>I can't hold hands with this hand.

Wow...that just....got me....

>MFW I'm in a relationship for 8 years now, but within myself I feel like people ITT.

The fuck is wrong with me.

>>42993583
see:
>>42991041

>>42993629
break up is the only answer

I was extremely socially isolated in my teen years. I dropped out of high school because I was in the middle of a deep depression, and I would only go out to hang out with my best friend. He had a long term girlfriend, though, so it was always drama and bullshit between the two of us even though I didn't want to fuck him, I just wanted to play games and hang out. He stopped talking to me when I managed to find a boyfriend and won't communicate with me at all now that we're married, so I guess he just wanted me around as a back-up plan.

For the record, very average looks, I was underweight as a teen but age has changed that. I have always perfered guys with a little meat on the bones. Not fat, but some chub for cuddling is nice.

>>42993529
I'd hold you hand.

>>42993679
>your

I am so tired, what.

>feelings feelings feelings

I actually have no idea how people percieve me. I get quite a few compliments, but half the time I don't belive them.

A little social anxiety sometimes, mainly around girls; I get along wayyy better with guys

I hope OP gets penis cancer, receives treatment for it, and lives, but that the treatment consists of amputation.

ITT:
3D pigs and their emotional baggage

>>42993581
Haha, I was learning guitar for awhile. I was having truoble motivating myself to practice two musical instruments for hours a day though, so I'm just focusing on piano right now. I'm finally training myself to sight-read so that I can learn more stuff faster, rather than needing to devote two months of my life to learning just one song.

I can't seem to do art though; I just don't have the mental stamina to work my way from start to finish with a picture. I get frustrated through the sketching phase. The most visually artistic I ever got was with origami.

School was kicking my ass... and then it finally finished and I had to leave because of $$$. And now my job money is going to paying off credit card debt, so I don't even get to live the dream and waste on video games and anime.

Well, cheers alternate female self. Nice semi-meeting you, best of luck.

>>42993401
The marines? Really? But that's dangerous! Why not choose a less life-threatening part of the military?

>>42993725
You made my night. Brofist to you.

Fem/a/non here, Im only slightly socially awkward around normalfags because its rather hard to find a topic to talk about. I'm always friendzoned relationship-wise but its starting to get to the point where 2D>3D and I prefer my husbandos ;_;

Too bad you'll never be loved if you're ugly, not even by other ugly people, you're doomed. Also you don't have the personality to make up for it.

Oh wait...that's me.

why would it matter op?

they always leave us...

>>42993904
I'm the romantic masquerading as the bad-boy.
Only because NTRing others is my fetish

For some reason a lot of popular people in my city like me. I think it has to due with the fact that even though I'm an average guy, my standards for women are ridiculously high. I don't touch women less than a 7. But I digress, I go to bars with them sometimes, and because of the large friend pool I usually have an easy route to flirting with extremely hot women. I always make sure to drop a few internet jokes to weed out the stupid and judgmental ones, but every now and then I can get one home. This is where the fun begins. I force them to watch either some moeshit anime with me or watch me play a couple games of touhou. This is their test. If they utter a single degrading remark or give off any body language showing that they are uncomfortable, I give them the boot immediately and tell them to fuck off. A trial by fire if you will. Very few actually pass, but a small population of women actually find it interesting, and I think a few of them catch on to the game. I assume that for whatever reason, these gorgeous women think that there is something hot about how I can be so calm showing them something so nerdy. They are the winners, and get their much deserved prize for the next few hours. Relationships don't usually work out due to not having anything in common though, so at the end of the day I'm still ronery and empty.

So what's the moral of the story here? It's not what you like or who you are. It's showing people what you are like and telling people who you are.

TLDR: If you fucking femanons would go out to bars and take a chance at mentioning anime to some dude you might make someone's night, or even find that special someone. I'm still waiting to meet my femanon, so you can go out knowing there is at least 1 person out there like you that's on the hunt.

>>42993679
Would you really?

>>42993965
That doesn't make much sense, but I feel you on the NTR.
I won't even fuck a girl unless she is dating someone else.

>>42993904
if your pathetic, then you had it coming

>>42993827
The US Marines are a corps, not everyone is a front line guy. That anon could be going in as a chef. I'm in the TA and when I did my basic in the summer I realised how different everyone else there was, they're all normal people with jobs on civi street, girlfriends, active social lives. Where as I'm introverted and basically have to pretend to be a normalfag, you can imagine their reaction when they found out I was 19, unemployed, a virgin, no girlfriend, cant drive ect. At the end of the day I just wish I could spend more time with the few friends I have, who are all far away, and find a cute girl who I can relate to.

>>42993825
I'm sorta horrible at the guitar, haha. But mostly only because I keep forgetting/am too lazy to actually keep at it and learn anything. Gah.

Art is something I've always loved, and apparently have an affinity for. So I guess since music isn't working out too well for me, art is where it's going to be. Not that I mind; I fucking love what I do.

See you then, male version! It was a pleasure.

>>42993827
Well, I admit I'm a little enamored by them. I have a military family (Army and Navy, though), so I've always had an appreciation for the forces. As it turns out, there are no Marines in my family. Said family also says the the Marines are the hardest, toughest, and (in the words of my Mother, who would rather I don't join at all) crazy as hell. But I have the strangest need to push myself as far as I can go, and I feel like the Marines might have something for me there.

I could be horribly wrong and end up getting blown up, but hey, at least I tried?

>>42994026

Wish I had the guts to be you fellow /a/non, even if it's a tad extreme.

*brofist*

>>42992431
Where in Australia? I've been in this country for several months now, and I haven't made any friends. As much as I dislike the idea of anime clubs, it may be the only place where I would be able to find friends. ;_;

>>42994035
I REALLY WOULD.

NOW GET OVER HERE, MY HAND IS GETTING COLD.

>>42993832
>brofist

>>42994050
I wouldn't care except for the driving part. I feel like everyone should learn how to drive as soon as they can. Fuck I'd teach you if I could dude.

I want to learn how to handle firearms too. I think that's another very good skill to have. That and reading cause reading is fundamental

>>42994026
>If you fucking femanons would go out to bars and take a chance at mentioning anime to some dude you might make someone's night,
More like you are the stupid selfish idiot for wanting us to go to a fucking bars, you only want a quick fuck

>>42988965
5'6 145 lbs. I'm not hideously disfigured but have a ugly jaw/chin. So yeah thats prolly why. But ewven when I was really skinny I was as miserable, if not MORE so.

Was skimming the thread.

Femanon here, I prefer skinny guys. I don't care if you have no muscle and are a little awkward... and I'm not looking for your money... ;_;

>>42994229
So what?
If you are cool someone will want to keep you around regardless

>>42994229
The fuck is wrong with a quick fuck you hoe.

>>42994050
I'm going in as a Journalist, so that should be interesting. I'll probably end up in a weird job anyway, though. They like to do that.

To be honest, bars have never really been my thing, since I don't really drink alcohol. Then again, I could just give it a shot just to see what interesting people I could meet outside of my friends who came with me to the University.

>>42994085
It takes practice. I was socially awkward as shit for the better part of ~3 years of college. My second year I had no friends and ate lunch by myself every day. Learning to talk to women and maintain composure is like learning how to ride a bike without training wheels. It's going to fucking hurt like a sonofabitch when you fall, and all the cool kids are still going to laugh at you, but once you get it figured it's fun as all hell.

Brofist back at ya bud. Go take some chances.

>>42994269
>>42994265
People completely missing the point of this thread, on top of that, disgusting normalfags

>>42994308
My Dad used to be a toilet paper tester.
They used to give him a lot of Immodium and he tested the integrity of the tissue to make sure it would hold up in hot zone.

>It seemed male students were just potatoes to her...

>>42994115
It's probably out of your way, since we're quite a few hours north of Sydney. Most of the city clubs are quite good from what I understand. They do a lot of social events outside of meeting for screenings.

>>42994216
I took lessons and failed my test twice. I can handle a car fine it's just with all the safety shit and everything it's just an overload. Tests here are some of the hardest in the world apparently. Shooting is great fun too, I shoot with a club and it's good fun and actually social. Took me ages to start talking to people. I'm not too bad with talking to other guys but I just go to pieces around girls.

>>42994349
When you are wrong, and all else fails, ad hominem!

>>42988965
I just realized I never answered this.

Okay so, 5"2 1/2-5"3 and 139llbs. I don't think I'm especially gross looking, but horribly average. My 8 year old sister described me as "Normal. You're very normal."

So I guess I'm just boring to look at.

>>42994229
Why don't you reread my post, reread yours, think really long and hard for about 5 minutes, and realize you are a stupid cunt.

>>42994264
It sucks because the people in this thread will probably never meet other people like you, or me. And yet here we are talking to each other.

>justfuckalready.jpg

>>42994361
My Dad was a front line nurse, while my Mom was in communications.

Dad ended up getting fucked up in the Gulf, and Mom spent two years on top of a mountain in Korea. I have heard very interesting stories from them, let me tell you.

>>42994361
Sounds like a pretty shitty job

>>42994472
See
>>42994026

>>42994531

>>42991902
If I was in your shoes I might think similar to you but after my 3rd relationship (the one where I got NTR'd) I got to the conclusion that I'd rather would have died a virgin than experience the transformation of a rather shy, cute and smart girl into a slut that craves being dominated, abused and violated by random jocks because I wasn't able to meet her needs.

>>42993438
I actually know a druggie who isn't like that at all. She met some German guy this last summer and started dating him. I don't know if it's because she has some sort of attachment problem or lack of love in her childhood but she missed him so much when he went back to wherever he's from that soon after she left the city to go see him again. She's still out there somewhere in Europe with her beloved but I have no idea if she's studying still or just getting high.

Moral of the story: even druggie girls find true love.

>>42994442
No, you are the selfish cunt, you think fem/a/nons don't go to bars because of some confidence issues. If you really wanted to be with one of us you know damn well it's because we hate the 'clubbing scene', and you would look for us elsewhere. You are just looking for a specific girl to fulfill your deluded fantasies

ronery femanons can always hope right?
ill id really be happy with is a anon that's enjoys my lazy company, will let me watch them play video games, and we can even hook up the laptop to the tv and watch anime and movies from our pillow fort ;_;

>>42994667
If they have it in them to be like that it's always been there.

>>42994712
I went clubbing once. It fucking sucked.

I prefer to sit in the pub and relax and chat with the few friends I have and just enjoy some good beer.

>>42994712
W-What is this feeling!?

>>42994634
I hope so. I'm very close to giving it up, though. Maybe I just need to set my priorities in order? Find something that's bigger than my needs or whatever.

Thus, Marines is the perfect place for me. Can't think much about girlfriends and forever alone when there are more important things to worry about, like looking out for my bros and getting my work done.

This thread in summary.

>>42994712
What's all this fucking "we" shit? Nice job categorizing every femanon cunt. Since you are too fucking stupid to understand my post I don't even know why I am going to bother explaining it to you but here goes: My post had nothing to do with complaining about femanons not going to bars, nor with me getting a quick fuck. It was merely a message that people shouldn't be ashamed of who they are, or what they like, and that you should tell anyone who does to fuck off. Much like I'm telling you right now. Fuck. Off. You. Stupid. Cunt.

>>42994912
Pretty much.

>>42994982
You're not forever alone, you're a hypocrite. Get off your high horse already and stop attacking the girls you supposedly want to find so much.

>>42994395
Yeah, that's quite out of the way because I live in Brisbane.

>>42994912
feels damn bad man

>>42992348
I have made that progression from the 1st girl to the 2nd girl.
I still fucking hate myself.

>>42994982
When you write "TLDR:", you are pointing out the keypoints of your shitpost, and when you write something like 'someone's night', your are basically saying in the TLDR to 'please fem/a/nons, come out and whore yourselves to us'. In other words, PROOFREAD YOUR SHIT DUMBASS

>>42994712
Well since I actually do get a quick fuck now and then, and you are still just forever alone, wouldn't you be the one with the deluded fantasies?

>>42994982
By the use of words in your previous post, I could see how one could misinterpret your message.

Well, dudes. It's actually been pretty nice talking to you. But I have work to do, so I'm out. To all ronery(and, actually, non-ronery) /a/nons, and I mean all, I wish you the very best. I think you are all wonderful in your own ways, and that there is someone out there who will, and maybe already does, cherish you. Even though it sorta sucks that we all seem to be in the same predicaments in different places on the planet, we're still all in this together. You're not nearly as alone as you think you are.

Good evening.

>>42995170
Good thing I care about your opinion. Enjoy being a lonely virgin angry at the world for not being easy.

>>42995311
>Well since I actually do get a quick fuck now and then
>wouldn't you be the one with the deluded fantasies?
You think that casual sex is in anyway emotionally fulfilling? Which is what most of us want? We want love not just sex you moron. You are the deluded one if you think random fucking is actually giving you something

>>42995438
I wish you get raped by niggers and die of aids.

>>42995531
The joke's on you, I've already found someone. Enjoy being a manslut and getting AIDS from one of your 7-tier easy wenches.