it's not like watching anime while I stand will change anything

>>42761941

Get the meta shit off /a/, the use of text images is getting fucking annoying take that shit back to /b/.

You're right, OP. I'm going to go rent me a hooker. I'm not dying a virgin!

I clean my guns while watching anime.

>>42761941

OP why and how is it imminent?

related pic: my worried face

>koreas

Call me when China starts shit with Russia or something.

Because I choose to.

I'm watching code geass and learning the strategies to end war

Call me when Germany is under attack... wait, the German government will.

>Implying I'm not ready to bug out in as little time as it takes for me to get my boots on

Implying I'm not an Ausfag and that no retard will ever attack us. We will watch the northern hemisphere fuck itself while we just fucking watch and send 5 guys to help because that's the extent of our army and all we can spare.

You're right, we should all join /k/ and fap over our SKS and SHTF gear like all sane people do.

Because it's 10:13 PM here in JAPAN.

>>42762062
Australia sucks...if you got nuked why would you even care?

>>42762062

>implying every country north of you doesn't want to take your diamonds

MALAYSIA STRONG

Because there is no need to fight. Suppress the enemy's will to fight with nothing more than a smile.

FRIENDSHIP will stop this war.

>>42762062
implying you wont be drafted into the refugee repulsion force

I'm in New Zealand. I don't give a fuck.

>>42761941
Because Touma will end the war soon.
He will launch himself from the sky into an archangel, smacking a fortress up its ass as he plunges into the Arctic Ocean.

I live in glorious Nippon.
I don't give a shit.

>incident between Koreas
>World War III

You know what this reminds me of? ACTA will end the Internet! THE SKY IS FALLING!

>>42762080

/k/ are a bunch of egotistic dicks waving death wands around thinking that they are all that matters. Some even to have the idea of 'I must do my part and go slaying the enemy just because they are the enemy'. Others seem to have superiority complexes etc.

Either way I hate idiots that just want to fight. Go play war in some other corner of the world and fight amongst other idiots like yourselves and stop shitting up every thing else. Conduct war properly, long range rape, level everything and leave nothing alive.

What's going on, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

Since most animu is made in South Korea these days it's clear that what's killing animu isn't moe, it's Best Korea.

>>42762144
Oh god, it's been SO LONG.

>implying this war will get to latin america

Because I'm in Canada,
not giving a fuck.

Possible war location
>Korea
My location
>England

I think I'll be fine.

I'm Canadian. As far as I know, the world either loves us to the point of being really nice, or we've kept such a low profile that no one with a nuke would give us a glance.

Seriously, Canadian papers make you invisible.

Koreans reporting everything is normal.
This type of things happens frequently.
This is just another.

Just western media trying to rise their ratings.

>>42762062
That's what you said before hitler conquered you

As long as Russia doesn't side with them then all is fine.

You guys don't understand!


It's the PROOOOOPHECYYYYYY!

Because I can't do anything about. May as well go out doing what I enjoy.

>>42762205
Pretty sure he's talking about Australia and not Austria

>>42762144
>mfw I just realised that they used the Japan flag for China

>>42762103

We haven't had national service in probably over 50 years. I wouldn't even go, I'd rather serve the jail time than be forced to go overseas for some other dickhead. But if we did get invaded I might defend my house, to be frank even with drafting you couldn't cover our fucking shores if you tried. We have under 10 ships and tiny fucking military as it is. Realistically any of the nips above us could fuck us easy if they managed to land.

I'm in the military.

>>42762130
And why do you think all those disgusting Americans have their military bases in Japan? China and North Korea.

Because nobody cares about our country as foreign invaders have already depleted our resources. The most involvement we will get is calling back our workers abroad.

>>42762174
Implying Latin America isn't ALWAYS at war

>>42762272

Because the American government are a bunch of self important fucks who've over time tried to establish 'bases' around the world. And no doubt each of them are more of a ' we are here to make you conform to us, no complete free thinking government for you'.

Expansion and acquisition of land is fine in all, but fuck at least come out and say you want to rule the world already.

>>42762261
You only joined because you have no where else to go.

>>42762284
just venezuela

in the rest of latin america
nothing happens

>>42762301
No, they established those bases out of the necessity of defense against powers that would roll through the countries those bases are on.

If a country says they don't want US bases, the US bases leave. Simple as that. Countries that have those bases understand that the US is basically a huge insurance in a game of global fuckery and international bitching. They're using the US for protection the same way the US is mooching of their countries' resources.

Stop being some self-righteous fuck.

>>42762301
>but fuck at least come out and say you want to rule the world already

That wouldn't fly now with the UN in existence.

>North Korea mass zerg rushes across the border, killing American soldiers in the process, forcing the US to wage a fullscale invasion of NK
>NK activates its defense pact with China, forcing the Chinese to fight the invading Americans
>The conflict escalates, and soon missiles start flying
>Game over, man

Yoda: A war in Korea does not a world war 3 make

>>42762261
Congratulations skippy.

I hear north koreas has one million zetsus

Did someone say World War III?

>>42762328

yes.

Because I am in Germany, AKA the We-don't-give-a-fuck-country

>>42762341
I can't shake the feeling that China would just give NK the FU for being so retarded.

>>42762385

You sure didn't give a fuck the last two World Wars.

>>42762336

Pretty sure that was some bullshit about one of our PM's 'drowning' when he opposed American bases. An Australian DROWNING in a location he goes to swim at all the time, DROWNS? I don't fucking think so. I haven't met an Australian who can't fucking tread water for a good 5mins+.

>>42762399
>>42762385
LOL

>Philippines
>implying war will ever get here

>>42762399

>>42762399

India would probably try to shaft China to take advantage of the situtaion

>world war 3

pic related. nobody with the smallest amount of brain do give a flying fuck about the wars of korea, usa and israel (read: every single war atm.)