I am 100% serious when I say that this would make a great movie.

I would much prefer a Michael Moore documentary on Anonymous.

I'd watch the shit out of that.

as long as the last scene is moot righteously choking a sexy redhead on the beach after the world ends, you have my support

>>42179020
sauce on this pls
>Meets Kanye West at a the Time man-of-the-year >awards. Kanye tells moot that he only became a rapper >to fund his
>addiction to anime figurines

>Meets Kanye West at a the Time man-of-the-year awards. Kanye tells moot that he only became a rapper to fund his addiction to anime figurines. Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

lol'd hard

And somehow us weeaboo hobbyists are the ones who get hated on. We own this place, normalfags.

>>42179107
I would seriously watch a documentary bout 4chan in general. The users, memes, look into every board etc.

>>42179329
sauce is poetic license

"This is our time, onee-chan."

LOL

>>42179395
THIS IS OUR TIME

Kanye West is a weaboo it's been proven

Good fucking lord, this would be the best movie ecer.

>moot makes it into Time magazine. Meets Kanye West at a the Time man-of-the-year awards. Kanye tells moot that he only became a rapper to fund his addiction to anime figurines. Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

Why did I read this in Justin Timberlake`s voice

>>42179469
Man I want to rape her and the gothic girl

>This is our time, onee-chan.

>>42179257

YES.

>>42179499
I read it in Kanyes voice

Last shot is a horrifying Kubrick Stare moment where moot starts smiling and it stretches further and further until his grin is the size it is in that one shop.

Then it fades to black and you hear Kanye say "Congrats mootles!"

>"This is our time, onee-chan."

Anybody scared about people coming here after seeing the film, for a start there's a lot of people who:
-won't understand the site
- will be offended
- get bored
- doesnt have the time to sit browsing
- has a life

what will be left is the average newfag

>>Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

I laughed so fucking hard I cried.
For the love of God tell me this part isn't real.
Please, please, please.

>>42179020
you sick copy paster
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/e2ee2/4chan_the_movie_poster_v2/

>moot spends the rest of his days F5ing /x/ while crying to himself.

Fuck I laughed.

> "This is our time, onee-chan."
Best ending ever. Hands down.

>>42179660
Damn I thought no one here would be from reddit.

It would be better as an anime.

I would pay good money to see this movie.
I'd imagine the beginning to be something like Moot hunched over a CPU cackling maniacally. Cue ominous thunder.

Libera me from Hell remix

>>42179690
>4chan the movie poster posted on reddit
>thinks obviously no one would read it and it was posted by imaginary forces
>ignores all related comments on article

>Flash forward to 2015. 4chan is abandoned

Oh god I wish

>"This is our time, onee-chan."
>moot
>onee-chan

>>42179811
because he IS the little girl

>>42179804

Seriously if even half of 4chan's population abandoned it it would be 10 times better. When will the 4chan fad die, anyway?

>>42179804
Oh man, this. I reallly wish something would happen to 4chan and 80% of the fanbase suddenly went away.

>>42179856
>fad
Somehow I doubt.

>>42179849
then onee-chan wouldnt be used

>>42179881
Kanye is a littler girl

>>42179856
I hope canvas becomes really popular so all the people go there, then 4chan will become small again like what happened to myspace-facebook

>>42179878
Eventually the hipsters that have flooded the site will move on to something else. It's in their nature

If it sounds original it's probably copypasta

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/e2ee2/4chan_the_movie_poster_v2/

>>42179856
Everyone will flock to moot's new project.

Shit ending, but the rest is brilliant. At least let it end with worldwide Anonymous riots over 4chan getting shut down by the UN.

>>42179893
What is canvas anyway? All I know is it's moot's next thing

>>42179917
No one knows except for moot.

I suspect it's just a minor upgrade to the existing 4chan interface.

>Kanye tells moot that he only became a rapper to fund his addiction to anime figurines. Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

>>42179917
http://canv.as/jobs

>>42179917
I dunno, but I'm calling right now: It's going to be retarded. Unlike what most people think, moot isn't a "web entrepreneur", he just copied the interface of an existing website and made some tweaks.
Sadly, all the attention got to this head and now he thinks he can do something himself.

>>42179917
moot's version of facebook, obviously
also, check them

>>42179897
But that's just like taking a bit of noise out of the ocean. There are far too many people here for whom 4chan isn't a fad or a hobby, but a way of life.

We'll be here, doin' our thing for as long as the domain remains. Those who outgrow this place will in turn be replaced by underaged and newfags who'll grow once again ito the position.

It's the circle of life. Aside from increasing the sconcentration of shit threads and making page 0 move faster, the fairweather users aren't as big of an impact as some people think they are.

>the year is 2015. Moot has become a drunken burnt-out internet celeb after canvas failed
>suddenly, the door slams open
>"NO, DAD, NO!" the moot shrieks
>Michael Cera and Zach Braff give each other sideways looks as they explain they want to write, produce and star in the Anti-Social Network, the story of the rise and fall of 4chon
>4 weeks into filming, both disappear mysteriously
>the only thing left behind in their changing room is a burlap druid robe
>the mystery endures to this day

>>42179938
But he said recently that 4chan wouldn't change much.

Well, most of the younger kids on here will get busy with college and then jobs after college, so as long as 4chan doesn't get popular with a new wave of young people you might see a reduced user base in a few years.

>>42179965
Hopefully you are one of the people who will flock there

>>42179856
Sadly, being "nerdy XD" (actually hipster) is getting popular today(see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7syfhrVaLo&feature=fvhr ) so I don't think any time soon.

>>42179966
>this place will in turn be replaced by underaged and newfags

That will only happen if 4chan is still the "hot thing". Hopefully, Canvas will ruin our popularity, and we'll be a place free from normalfags and hipsters again. Oh lord, that would be so cash.

>>42180000

>Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

uhm, sort of newfag here,

WAHT IS CANV.AS?????

thanks

>>42180031

>and we'll be a place free from normalfags

hold me hands lad...

>>42179993
It already is popular with the new wave. Internat culture trickles downwards to the point where kids between 12 and 16 are aware of, and even browse 4chan.

Over many years of posting, reading and lurking, some of them will grow into the position and end up as full-fledged anons. Those who aren't total losers will move on with their lives, but the concentration of losers per capita in western society has been increasing considerably over the years.

This place is the mecca for the socially inept and failures of society.

>>42180067
Hopefully, the next place you are going to be posting.

>"This is our time, onee-chan."

I don't think moot needs 600k for a minor upgrade of the 4chan interface, guys.

Oh god I can't stop imagining kanye in loli form now

>>42179964
I beg to differ. Moot is the perfect example of a "web entrepreneur". He just took an existing Japanese website and made it into English and now he's fucking rich.

He's a shitty programmer and terrible web designer. 90% of 4chan is copied code. He's horrible at managing and expanding the mod team. But none of that is an indication of how good of an entrepreneur he is.

A 16 year old becoming a millionaire within 7 years is an indication of how good of an entrepreneur he is.

>>42180000

>>42180027
This whole nerd hipster shit makes no sense. It's like people are so desperate to find a label or group to stick with they even flock to the one thats composed of mainly pedophiles and forever alone /a/nons.

>>42180078
>This place is the mecca for the socially inept and failures of society.

Actually the problem is it is slowly NOT becoming that. See: Hipsters

Moot when deleting 4chan: "It can't be helped..."

I'd watch it. And buy the collecter's edition DVD box set. Or I would if I ever bought anything.

>>42179986
Hence my "minor upgrade" comment.

>Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan

i thought moot wants to be the imouto.

inb4 weeaboo

>"This is our time, onee-chan."

>>42180107
>pedophiles and forever alone /a/nons.

Get out.

>>42180078

>This place is the mecca for the socially inept and failures of society.

derp, this isn't 2005 anymore. see mal and facebook thread.

>>42180104
>He's fucking rich

>>42180104
He's not rich

>>42180081
So...its gonna be like the bastard rape-child of Faisbuk and 4Chon???

>>42180078
This

Open /b/.
Right now.
Still not convinced?
Make "How old are you" thread.

>>42180067
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=christopher+poole+canvas+

>>42180104
Good entrepreneurship skills are dicted by smart moves, insight and management. Moot has none of these. If anything, he won the lottery, as he never planned 4chan to be this famous.

Yeah a million antisocial people you know whats cool? A BILLION antisocial people all in the same place

>>42180165
>Open /b/.

No thanks. It's like going to your childhood neighborhood and finding it run down and full of mexicans. It's just too painful

>>42180104
>and now he's fucking rich.
Welcome to 4chan, you must be new here.

>greentext
>after greentext
>after greentext
>AMICOOLTOONOW
>greentext

>16 year old Somethingawful user builds a website
>builds a website
>builds
HA HA. No.

>>42180104
>moot
>rich
nope.flac

>>42180104
But there was an article some weeks ago saying he was still poor and jobless living with his mom....

Maybe canvas will be better for anime discussion. Who knows!

>>42180104
>moot
>rich

>>42180191
u mad cuz you didn't think of it

It's just a website, jeez.

>>42180148
>>42180152
Are you guys new here or just don't follow the business section of 4chan closely enough?

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1491917/000149191710000001/xslFormDX01/primary_doc.xml
>Total Amount Sold $625,000 USD

>I would seriously watch a documentary bout 4chan in general.
It would Suck. The doco would cover only the stuff moot likes to use, in the hope that he can sell off 'his' site-- like has been done in media interview to date that he's participated in.

>This is out time, onee-chan."

Moot must have one of the lowest riches:fame rates there is.

One good thing I can say about moot is he hasn't sold out. He could plaster ads EVERYWHERE on 4chan (more than we have now anyway) and actually be rich, but he hasn't. That said, he's pretty bad at actually managing the site, as you can see by the constant spamming and not enough people to deal with it

>>42180148
>>42180152
>>42180187
>>42180196
>>42180229
Hahahaha, oh wow.

http://techcrunch.com/2010/05/17/moots-investors-revealed-andreessen-conway-dixon-schachter-and-lere
r/

moot spends most of his time on /b/
he said it in that Q&A thread

>>42180266
I sent him an email asking to get more janitors for /a/ but he probably won't even read it

>>42180266
I'm pretty sure most companies looking to advertise don't want to be associated with /b/

>>42180286
>>42180249
>implying he can do whatever he wants with the money and not get in trouble
>implying investments aren't usually made to help a certain cause

>>42180256
He's had *7 years* to get his shit together...

moot's just stupid. he's selfishly holding on to 4chan (vale 'the team' he pissed-off), because he knows it's the only chance he's got.

>>42180308
So moot is a dipshit. Good to know

>>42180286
I bet those angel investors just paid the money to become mods.

>>42180027

>Says he likes Quantum Physics for the sake of seeming intelligent.

GODDAMN IT.

>>42180286
Idiot all that money is used for his new project.

>>42180286
It's not like he can just spend the money on whatever he wants. They invested in the project.

He's not rich.

>>42180308
he also stopped watching anime, playing video games
he also said he hangs out with his friends
so he spends time on /b/, does not atch anime or play video games, hangs out with friends...

fucking normalfag

> moot spends the rest of his days F5ing /x/ while crying to himself.

I hope canvas is a massive failure and it brings 4chan down with it. This site has become a cancerous lump on the internet's testicles

>>42180402
>Rember?
>Planets>>>>Code geass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K-ON

guess what, it's confirmed for normal fag tastes

>>42180402

He grew up.

>>42180430
Everyone would just move to another chan.

>>42180402
So that's why 4chan keeps slipping lower and lower: The creator has become the type of person we despise

>>42180387
>>42180401
He's the president and CEO. He gets to decide his own wage. He can easily set it at $625,000 if he wants. 90% of start-ups die within a year anyways.

>>42180462
Everyone would move to different chans. There wouldn't be one particular "new 4chan". In a perfect world each major interest would get their own site.

>Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

If 4chan dies, we'll find another place.

There already are enough alternatives, it would be very quick.

A "The Anti-Social Network" movie would have to star Michael Cera. Social Network already took Jesse Eisenberg, and it's for the better that we go with Cera because moot is really more of a comedic role.

It is cosmic fate that moot looks like Mark Zuckerberg looks like Jesse Eisenberg looks like Michael Cera looks like moot.

>>42180545
>There already are enough alternatives

there are? like what?

Well I would go to plus4chan.
Great community.
Most of /b/ and likes would go to 7chan because it's second most popular .

>>42180104

>moot
>rich

>>42180521
I've always wanted an /a/-centric site. I want to discuss video games with you guys, not with /b/ OH I MEAN /v/

>>42180592
NOBODY MUST KNOW THE OTHER SEEKRIT IMAGEBOARDS

None of them are populated as much as 4chan, but if 4chan were to die, that wouldn't be a problem. It just would piss off the natives, that's for sure.

Everyone would just go to 7chan and plus4chan

>>42180592

7chan, 99chan, 711chan, 420chan, and probably several others I can't think of. All shit, but hey, so are we.

Other chans are even worse than this one, because they're founded by attention whores

>>42180637
plus4chan is a tripfag circlejerk.

>>42180654
>>42180637
Nope.
They can't handle the insanely huge traffic of 4chan.

>>42180576
YES I love Cera.

I hope moot knows that /b/ will probably ddos his new site on launch day, just because. Then we'll see how much he loves them

I still exist, too!

>
>moot makes it into Time magazine. Meets Kanye West at a the Time man-of-the-year awards. Kanye tells moot that he only became a rapper to fund his addiction to anime figurines. Tells moot "This is our time, onee-chan."

4chan is mainstream almost like facebook.

>>42180686

Most of /b/ would just flood back over the rest of the internet. Most of the rest of 4chan would spread out over those chans, it would balance out.