>>>/tv/

>>41432610
titled: The Ocean of Piss

When moot becomes the youngest billionaire on the planet and makes something more useful than an imageboard for dumping dick girls, traps and child pornography,

I thought DRRR! was a show about moot.

>>41432649
This would actualy be a nice title for it.

moot needs to go clubbing and have lots of drunken sex before they'll make a movie about him. Isn't it sad, moot?

>>41432701
not really
Dollars = People who want to better their community and have an active social life
4chan users = dickless losers, neckbearded lolicons, and psychopathic shut-ins

>>41432865

Moot's 4chan movie would be the antithesis to "the social network" it would be about moot trying to not get vanned for creating a place for all the worst hackers, anti-social psychopaths, and worst people on the net to get together and plot world destruction.

>>41432701
Do you think 4chan would help moot catch a big tittied girl without harming her?

>>41433156
4channers saved a cat, I think we can help a woman who is clearly inferior to a cat.

>>41433240
Only if we get to see some tits.

When 4chan stops being the asshole of the internet and starts actually making some profit for moot.

i.e. never

Then 4chan ended as we knew it.

It'll probably be called, "the antisocial network"

>>41433156
We do kinda owe it to him.
This place may be horrible, but it's great compared to places like MAL.

>>41433115

It will be an action movie starring moot.

It'll need niggers, wiggers, and off the wall Asians. Also Spielberg for director.

I wish moot'd rape me ;_;

moot has already been a Law and Order villain hasn't he?

>>41433538
Fucking Captcha...

This was a somewhat entertaining movie. I saw it with my family and my mom and my little brother kept arguing about whether Zuckerberg is autistic on the way home.

Facebook - Multibillion dollar machine

4Chan - $50,000 in debt

Mark Zuckerberg and Moot did the same thing.

Difference was that Mark got paid shitloads of money for it.

4chan is ultimately significant. The most honest display of humanity, really.

>>41433323

Moot will never be jewish enough.

FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU KNOCKED UP AND THE FOURTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN!

>>41432610
Fool, there already is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYxlSDJZbn0

One and a half hours of voice masking and exploding vans.

>>41433609

>moot
>not rich as fuck

laughingfags.bmp

>>41433115
Do you actually think those kinds of people come to 4chan? That is the most naive thing I've read all day. 80% of 4chans users are 17 year old white kids.

You know, the guy from this movie would have to play mootles.

We'd all pirate it so what incentive is there to make it?

Title: The Asocial Network

>>41433757
>He thinks 4chan gives Moot a single penny

laughingwhores.gif

>>41433757
you seriously think that 4chan is rich?
i have bad news for you bro
just read the news in the page

>>41433757
J-list advertisements really bring in the dough.

>>41433944
>Implying 90% of users don't block ads
>implying anyone actually buys anything from J-list

[color=red]Hello![/color]

>>41433971
I bought a pair of panties, does that count?

John Malkovich as /a/non. FUND IT

>>41433971
It was an Ironic statement.

>>41433276
>When 4chan stops being the asshole of the internet
It did in 2005 when YouTube came about.

>>41434058
Not sure if want.

Also
>there are still newfags who think moot is in debt.

the plot:

Young moot grows up in a neighborhood where he's frequently bullied by niggers in school and bad parenting.

He masters in internet surfing and there's hints of people getting pissed off at things around them such as people getting beat up and no one helping. He decides to create 4chan to vent some of his rage. It grows and grows.

We cut to years later, 4chan has become a cult religion. World Vandalisms and actions against corporate fat cats become a staple of 4chan's greatness. But here's the dilenma, we've gone too far. The world has become far too aware of what we do around here. They want us shut down. And it is a psychological game of death between 4channers and 4chanhaters, in this story, no one knows who moot really is, Christoper Poole is simply a spokesperson, the real moot is really.....

I'd have to assume moot is bringing in a fair amount of money to keep 4chan up. Either that or he has some very generous people hosting.

>>41434184
Of course he isn't. He's making a shitload of money though the drug cartels.

>>41434058
I could see this happening

>implying the movie won't be moot sitting on his ass, in a skirt, with a soupcan, using the computer for an hour.

>>41433944
Don't forget the porn ads on the other boards.

>>41434231
The feds pay his bills and use this place as a honey pot.

>>41434201

FUND THAT SHIT.

FUND IT NOW.

>>41434201
...THA PRINCE OF BEL-AIR

>>41434201
....a mutant vampire.

>>41434201

... A nigger

>>41434259
I'd watch that.

>>41434201
Leonardo Dicaprio

>>41434258
Also rage face

>>41434259
fundit.jpeg

>>41434201
..Light Yagami.

>>41434201
Damn, you make it sound like it might be good.

>>41434402
I could make it better...ITS IN 3D! Nah just kidding, want me to continue?

>>41434201
it was actually graphics cat pulling the strings all along. Why do you think 4chan has such a strong fascination with cats? Cheeseburger, longcat, peter? all him.

>>41434443

Sure. I'd like to hear the end.

I thought the guy in that movie looked a tiny bit like moot.

>>41434482
mother of god...
it all makes sense.

>>41434502
White people look the same.

And smell like mayonnaise.

>>41434563
Moot is handsome as fuck

I don't see 4chan as a movie, rather as a sitcom.

>>41434563

I'd hit that.

>>41434599
well he looks better than that ugly fucker beneath him.

>>41434610
...I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!

>>41434201
FUND IT

>>41434201

Teenager version of Fight Club

>>41433776
can we not be all of these things?
Because we are.

>mention MOOT
>259 replies and 55 image replies omitted
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>41434734
That's... surprisingly accurate.

Continuing the actual story..

Decided to hint on the creation of 4chan early on in Moot's life. Including visions of a garden of 4 leaf clovers in his dreams. Only that the garden is paved with a red sky.

...

So the US decided to infiltrate 4chan once, to illustrate the powerless nature of destroying 4chan. Such as disguising as a average 4chanfag...obviously it doesn't work. Instead, the manipulations and the darkness the anons post demonstrate how heartless and enlightening their philosophies create in the current society. The infiltrator fails and instead works against the government leaking federal secrets to fuel the master plan. Internationally we see world leaders speaking on television to try and stop moot.

Thats where 'Christopher Poole' comes in. He has a public meeting reading a speech that was carefully crafted by anons and moot alike. The last phrase of the speech is

"Anonymous is legion"

Suddenly, all the worldwide television channels have a massive traffic of useless information, black faxes, news programs that suddenly have glimpses of a Guy Fawkes mask....In chaos comes order, the 4 leafed order.

>>41434683
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=4046453&hide_sage=0#4047235

>>41434734
I thought the teenage version of Fight Club was Fight Club

might be too much of a /b/ movie for me

>>41434924
Wow...

>>41434924
>"Anonymous is legion"
goddamn it moot.

>>41435125
Ba dum psh!