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    1.15 MB 戦人 !!yuy18lt/ls9 10/14/10(Thu)06:51 No.41297399  
    Hi /a/, I need some serious help.

    So last week, I got a call from my father, saying that he wants to meet me. But I moved out six years ago, so the only reason why he wanted to meet me was because the annual family gathering was coming up. I figured "Hey, it can't be that bad", so I went.
    Worst. Decision. Ever.

    So all was nice, good food, good lodging, nice cousins etc. But the all of a sudden, murder everywhere. I mean holy fucking shit, people just started dropping dead. And then this little cousin of mine, Mary, started creeping me out when she said this witch bitch was going to kill everyone.

    And then people kept on dying, yada yada.
    And now I'm alone. What do I do? Kind of bored here.

    Pic related: My gramps house. Nice rose garden.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:52 No.41297434
    go see paranormal activity 2
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:53 No.41297440
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    Problem, tripfag?
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)06:55 No.41297476
    >>41297434
    It's out?
    well, can't really torrent anything in this storm.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:55 No.41297486
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    >>41297399
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:56 No.41297494
    >>41297399
    >>41297440
    obvious samefag is obvious
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:56 No.41297501
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    >>41297486
    >>41297494
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:58 No.41297520
    >>41297399
    How did you survive the explosion?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:58 No.41297523
    >>41297501
    >He still thinks that's trolling.

    >laughinggirls.png
    >> walw6pK4Alo !!Dad2zlG9Cj3 10/14/10(Thu)06:58 No.41297536
    Fortune house. Man, that show is so generic and overdone I can't help but watch.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)06:59 No.41297544
    >>41297399
    That shemale maid cousin of yours did it.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:00 No.41297555
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    >>41297523
    >mfw you missed the point
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:00 No.41297564
    >>41297520
    He has pulled the switch on the clock in the Golden Village.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:00 No.41297565
    Why did you have to change "Maria" to "Mary"? They're both plenty western.
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:02 No.41297586
    >>41297520
    I don't know lol. I went to take a crap, come back, someone's dead.
    i swear, everytime I use the washroom, someone ends up dying.
    But they thought that I was the murderer! How could they!
    But they're dead now, joke's on them.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:03 No.41297615
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    Hi /a/, I need some serious help.

    So last week, I got a call from my father, saying that he wants to meet me. But he abandoned me 3 years ago, so the only reason why he wanted to meet me was because he wanted me to pilot his robots. I figured "Hey, it can't be that bad", so I went.
    Worst. Decision. Ever.

    So all was nice, good food, good lodging, hot bitch to /ss/ with etc. But then all of a sudden, angels everywhere. I mean holy fucking shit, people just started dropping dead. And then this weird bitch, Rei, started creeping me out when she was talking about becoming one with me.

    And then people kept on dying, yada yada.
    And now I'm alone. What do I do? Kind of bored here.

    Pic related: It's the robot.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:04 No.41297625
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    this thread

    samefag samefag everywhere

    sage for samefaggotry that knows no bounds
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:06 No.41297661
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    >>41297586
    What's wrong, got the shits?
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:07 No.41297673
    >>41297625
    Sorry for trying to start a Umineko thread differently.
    Oh well. fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:08 No.41297687
    One question, and this is important.

    Did you move out because you got in one little fight and your mom got scared?
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:09 No.41297712
    >>41297687
    My mom's dead, you bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:10 No.41297725
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    you should never have moved out bro
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:11 No.41297760
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    >>41297712
    What's wrong? Her heart couldn't take how ridiculous your hair is?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:12 No.41297761
    >>41297712
    She was alive just about 2 hours ago or something.
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:12 No.41297768
    >>41297761
    I think you're mistaken, she died years ago.
    What are you trying to say here?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:13 No.41297784
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    >>41297712
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:14 No.41297808
    >>41297768
    Ah, you will learn sooner or later.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:15 No.41297817
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    >>41297784
    Never gets old
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:15 No.41297820
    >>41297760
    >>41297661
    That's odd... anyone else see this two posts?
    S-She doesn't really exist, does she?
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:16 No.41297843
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    >>41297820
    Ah, now you're catching on
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:16 No.41297844
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    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:17 No.41297864
    >>41297843
    I-I am really going to die?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:17 No.41297871
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    >>41297615
    best spoof ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:18 No.41297886
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:19 No.41297896
    >>41297844
    5000 USD? That's nothing.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:19 No.41297909
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    >>41297864
    Well, I can be forgiving, depending on how you serve me. Which is quite an honor in of itself, if I might say so.
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:20 No.41297918
    >>41297909
    Dude. You just killed my father and my STEP mother.
    No fucking way in hell.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:21 No.41297946
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    >>41297918
    I thought so. Well what do you say to admitting that magic and witches are real? Which you almost did by saying I killed them
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:22 No.41297958
    >>41297946
    Nope lol. cool card tricks.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:23 No.41297980
    >>41297918
    Well, Ushiromiya Battler is not Ushiromiya Asumu's son.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:25 No.41298006
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    >>41297958
    Then care to explain how these events occurred without magic? Also, stop pointing.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:29 No.41298060
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    >>41297958
    What's up? You there? Don't leave me hanging!
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:33 No.41298114
    >>41298060
    Hey, it's pretty late here in Japan, gotta go get some canned food.

    I know how you killed them.
    You = gambit.
    You slid the cards inside at very fast speed and then used a electromagnet!

    WHAT NOW?
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:35 No.41298139
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    >>41298114
    You came back. I thought you were gone.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:37 No.41298172
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    >>41298114
    A-anyway! NO that's wrong! There were no packs of cards on Rokkenjima!
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:41 No.41298236
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    >>41298114
    You gone? W-well, you know that's an auto-checkmate for me right!? Beatrice wins again! Ahahaha-hehe-he...
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:42 No.41298248
    >>41298139
    Had to go food and beverage.

    >>41298172
    A KNIFE. The blade of a knife!
    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:43 No.41298262
    >>41298172
    Besides, that's bullshit, I was playing cards with my cousins just last night.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:44 No.41298284
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    >>41298248
    A knife..? How did I get in then? There was better security than THAT. They could've easily stopped a random person with a knife. Your family is pretty hardcore, no?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:45 No.41298302
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    What's going on here?
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:46 No.41298311
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    >>41298262
    Very good, but I had no fucking magnets. How do they work? I skipped science.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:46 No.41298316
    Stop.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:46 No.41298319
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    This thread
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:46 No.41298326
    >>41298284
    You were hiding in the mansion all along.
    Then, with a contraption that I need not explain, fired it into the room and controlled it with a electromagnet.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:47 No.41298348
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    >>41298302
    HIIIIIIIIIIII!~ MOM!!!!!!!!!!1
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:48 No.41298372
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    >>41298326
    I already said that I don't understand magnets! Not even how they work! The only explanation is fucking miracles!
    >> Lady Bernkastel, the Witch of Miracles !!ZuTOdIwSNEl 10/14/10(Thu)07:49 No.41298382
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    Erika, get me some Earl Grey
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:50 No.41298396
    This thread is bad and you should feel bad for making it.
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:50 No.41298397
    >>41298372
    Electro magnet.
    Everyone knows that by getting a piece of metal charged with electricity, it turns into an electro magnet.

    It exists. Now what?

    Next scenario, if you will.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:50 No.41298403
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    >>41298382
    I've got this handled Lady Benkastel, you don't have to waste your time here
    >> Anonymous 10/14/10(Thu)07:52 No.41298440
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    >these threads
    I sort of enjoy them, though.
    >> Beatrice 10/14/10(Thu)07:52 No.41298441
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    >>41298397
    There is no such thing as fucking magnets! Even if there was how do you explain these wounds?
    >> 戦人 10/14/10(Thu)07:53 No.41298457
    >>41298441
    One of those bugs from aliens. They... urm... flattened themselves, slid into the room, and dug a hole.

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