sauce

Monster had some bits about the unification.

That was glorious

I dunno what that is. Is that some germany?

Is that Paris?

Is that Mexico?

The Berlin Wall already got an anime.

There should be David Hasslehoff anime. Yeah, that's right.

>>40879837
fuck off, nobody in germany likes hasslehoff.

>>40879837
Don't hassel the Hoff!

Also, man do I want an anime based on classic Knight Rider.

>>40879782
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1ECFqtU5sI

>>40879961
not available in your country

>Dieses Video enthält Content von Sony Music Entertainment. Es ist in deinem Land nicht verfügbar.

fuck you Sony

> This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country.

no asuka yet?
it's her national day, too...

>>40880059
>mfw when I live in Austria and can watch this video.

>mfw Poland is such shithole that this videa is available

>>40880160
mfw Anschluss

I love Germany but Berlin is crap, Munich is where the fun is at.

I remember I used the DB Sommerkarte to travel around the whole country with just a backpack and an EC Karte. That was some epic adventure.

>>40880131
A Packerl Fotzn is glei aufgrissn!

>>40880201
Well that was a looong looong time ago.

>>40880212
lecker.

>>40880237
Se san ned vo do, oda?

>mfw bitches don't know about http://youtubeunblock.com

video is still shit

A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his granddad came in the room and sat down on the bed.
"What are you doing?", Asked the granddad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulan Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!"

A week later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth.

"What happened?", he asked.

"Oh Grandfather!", replied the boy. "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulan Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed all over the barman, and the beat the crap out of me!"

"Oh dear!", replied the granddad. "Who did you go with?"

"Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?"

"Oh!" replied the granddad. "The SS."

>>40880268

mai es deppn, gehts lieber auf'd wiesn als hier zum lurken

Do Germans learn US or UK English?

>>40880294
>mfw when Ihr redet alle Wienerisch.

>>40880320
mostly school english..and after that it depends on the teacher..we learned UK..

>>40880294
>german hikikomori

>>40880320

UK

>>40880294
Auf d'Wiesn gengan nur de b'soffnan Engländer und des ganze G'socks.

>>40880320

The former.
My English teacher has a thick US accent though.

>>40880321
my face when when

>>40880320
Learned British English at school from 3-9th grade, in Higher Level Class it was free for all, but more American English for me.

>>40880341

Wirklich? I was under the impression that they study American English.

>>40880339

shit i got busted :3

>My face when there are Al Qaeda terrorists in Germany
>My face when they're going to kill Germans

B-BAKA EAST GERMANY IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING I'M JUST LETTING YOU STAY AT MY HOUSE BECAUSE WE'RE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS

I'M IN THE BATH RIGHT NOW EAST GERMANY GET OUT GET OUT YOU BAKA GET OUT

YOUR YANDERE EX-GIRLFRIEND RUSSIA SHOWED UP? I'LL TEACH THAT BITCH A LESSON

I-I LOVE EAST GERMANY? BUT THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE

OH NO I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY MUSLIMS HELP ME EAST GERMANY I DAISUKI YOU

>>40880320
Usually UK English but our teacher always told us when a word was different in American English.

>>40880320
Really depends on the teacher. 5th to 7th grade it was kind of neutral for me. 8th to 9th was more British, though I had already developed an Amerikkkan like accent due to the internet at that time. The teacher even told me so. After that it was a teacher with a slight Amerikkkan accent.

>>40880366
I learned Denglisch (german english) in school and now I'm learing Engrish by watchin' anime

>>40880392
East Germany is helpless moe.

>>40880320
We don't learn English at all. :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4roXEY8hk

>>40880392
>hetalia

>>40880462

>hetalia

Lass das.

>>40880446
Fuck, I laughed.

>>40879782
i was there last week

>>40880424

I see, I see.

>>40880446

I learned that you need to speak German, a bit at least, to survive there.

>>40880446

oh wait... i nearly lol'd

20 years?
Berlin War? WAS SARKOZY THERE?

>>40880498
Well, to be honest, if you talk to young people, you can usually find someone who speaks fairly decent English. Above ~30 year olds it can get difficult. It also depends on where you are. In a city like Munich you can usually manage without knowing any German.

how should I spend the Tag der Deutschen Einheit?

it's rather nice weather today

Sorry /a/, I still hate Germany for giving us the proto-Germanic word 'gudan' which would later become the bullshit basis of belief in a supernatural deity known as 'god'. Let's hope Germany drinks themselves into oblivion while their youth get trampled listening to Paul Van Dyk.

>>40880567
re-watch boku no pico

>>40880498
Younger people and people who work in shops in restaurants will usually have english, But a lot of older people will only speak german

>>40879782
Scheiss Piefken

>>40880320
both, you can choose what you want, just stick to it and don't mix BE and AE.

>>40880617
Enjoy your Burgenland, Schluchtenscheißer.

>>40880597
good for you, now gtfo

>>40880504
sup willie

>>40880567
I thought about going for a swim but then I remembered that I have to study, so I turned on my PC and went on /a/ instead...

>>40880639
Enjoy your Hartz 4 Arbeitslosengeldschmarotzer

>>40880617
>got served 1866
>got serverd 1838
>will get served again

now he mad....

>>40880668
du meinst 1938

>>40880550

Well, that's probably true. I worked in Duesseldorf and I was in Munich for a holiday.

Those Bavarians speak very weird German though.

>>40880661
I've been paying my hard earned money into the fucking Rentenkasse for 8 years now, thank you. Too bad I will never see any of that money again because pensions won't exist by the time I retire. Fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iAfu8DFvA

>>40880696
> Duesseldorf
Kudos for not mangling the Umlaut there. That's something that Americans will never understand.

Not too many young people still speak with Bavarian accent. Especially in Munich. It's more common in the rural areas outside of Munich. Funny thing is, I know a number of people who usually speak Hochdeutsch (German without accent) but switch to a heavy Bavarian accent when takling to their parents or grand parents at home. That's really weird.

>>40880668

>>40880697
>he doesn't invest into BRIC fonds
>laughingaustrians.jpg

>>40880763
I've been thinking about moving to Austria, actually. I'm half Austrian anyway; Steiermark, fuck yeah. Are you guys looking for IT people?

>>40880797
Yap. Don't go to Vienna though. According to the Austrian press there was recently some kind of ..and yes they called it that "Cyber War" against governmental computers. I lol'd.

>>40880797
dunno man
I am a chemist, but if you want monies try to get a job at the vienna stock exchange


also you better get an it job now because in 5-10 years the market will be flooded

Whats with all these south germans here? Motherfucking Hamburg up in this bitch

>>40880838
Sounds like fun.

>>40880869
Moin, I'm also from Hamburg. Everyone else is a Dorfkind.

>>40880869
Isn't that the gay capital of Germany?

nobody cares about gernams in europe itself and you are talking about japan, oh please

didn't they already make an anime about germany?

>>40880869
I spent some time in Hamburg and I was not impressed. I don't see what people are so fond of about it. DESY (the synchrotron facility) is fucking awesome though, I'll give you that.

>>40879782
Oh shit..

>>40880915
you mean köln

>>40880917
Oh you.

I'm gonna go get some traditional German food for lunch now

and by that I mean I'm gonna buy a Döner

>>40880979
Make sure to get a Hidamari Döner.

>>40880930

There are the Reeperbahn, Fischmarkt and Hamburger DOM.

>>40880930
seems like you didn't go to St. Pauli

>>40881007
>>40881012
Are you implying I'd give the slightest fuck about 3D women?

>>40881003
>gesund essen, gesunde leben
>döner, pizza

Wat?

>>40881034
Döner macht schöner. :3

gomenasai /a/, is there a german version for Ken-sama?

Why would you like to have anime about Turks?

>>40881096
Go back to animexx, faggot.

>>40881116
Because young girls calling each other "Alda!" are moe.

...okay, not really.

>>40881034

Meun Freund, Doener ist am Besten.

>>40881146
Ey alda hast wasch gegen wie meine schlampe reden tut?

>>40881176
"besten" would by written without a capital in that case. Where did you learn German anyway, being from Indonesia?

>>40881233
Deine Mudda, Alda ey, ich schwör!

>3 Deutschland threads on frontpage

I love you /a/

>>40879782
'Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall'

>>40881236

Ah shit, my bad. My German is getting rusty already.

I learned it in Goethe Institut as usual. It was a nightmarish 6 months crash course.

>>40881269
Well, kudos again. German is a fucking harsh language to study, I imagine. All that grammatical bullshit. I had to study French for 7 years and never got the hang of it. Studying German must be equally hard, if not worse. I can't imagine why anyone would want to do that.

ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH ÖSTERREICH

>>40881310
geh zurück in dein keller

>>40881310

see
>>40880201
and
>>40880668

>>40881310
SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER

>>40881310
raus mit dir du Schluchtenscheisser

>>40881307
Weeabooism.

No seriously, I'm exchanging E-Mails with a Japanese who studies German.

itt

butthurt austrians

Britfag here. I wanna know something.

There's been loads of stuff about WW2 on television. Downfall was on friday night, what happened and why is it relevant this weekend?

dabei hab ich doch garnix gegen euch deutsche ;_;

>>40881357
I know that Germany is finally paid back that WWI debt on Sunday.
The 6th is the day operations in Poland ended.

>>40881357
the berlin wall fell 20 years ago

>>40881357

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_reunification

>>40881358
wir haben auch nix gegen österreicher, aber wenn du in nem thread mit "ÖSTERREICH etc." antanzt, in dem es um die deutsche wiedervereinigung geht, kannste nix anderes erwarten

The unification was unconstitutional. I want my money back.

>>40881357
To be honest, I have no clue. Then again I don't watch television and I'm not really interested in politics. I only know that WW2 and the hells of Nazism are so omnipresent in German education that I went numb and stopped caring about the subject over 10 years ago.

>>40881382
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

East Germany was dissolved and integrated into West Germany.

Problem with making the day the Berlin Wall fell a national holiday was that it happened the same day as the Nazis started Kristallnacht

Austria is to glourious Germany what Korea is to glourious Japan.

btw never forget our Axis Friends, like Japan, Hungary, Romania, etc.
(NOT ITLAY)

>>40881409
That would be a _lot_ of fucking money. Also, it would probably be the first case of several Bundesländer having to declare bankruptcy. It would be glorious.

>>40881357
There is always a lot of WWII stuff on television...

65 years
ready to repeat at any momen :3

>>40881429
> (NOT ITALY)
I laughed.

>>40881444
true

>>40881429
sadly most austrians are hostile towards germands :(

>>40881409
The unification was a possibility in the constitution since the very beginning.
In fact, it technically could still have allowed to include the territories in Poland but we all know those were given up in favor of political correctness and repayment to Poland.

>>40881462
Austrians are just tsundere for Germans.

Ah yeah... Brandenburg Gates...

>>40881307

Well, I suppose I need to speak the language, a bit at least, to get along in my workplace. Granted, 80% of the people in my lab turned out to be Dutch anyway and so they spoke English fluently but learning a new language wouldn't hurt.

I guess my ability to speak German was one of the reasons why I had a relatively good time there.

>>40881455
Fucking Italy was useless. Rommel had to dig them out of their own shit in Africa.

>>40881477
is elsas lotringen included somewhere too?

>>40881477
> constitution
You guys keep talking about a constitution. There is no constitution. There is only a peace treaty which was supposed to be temporary until a constitution was made, that is still in effect today and the Grundgesetz, which is not a constitution. Germany has no constitution, strictly speaking.

>>40881497
and then they turned on us - stupid faggots

>>40881477
Fuck that, I want Prussia back ;_;

>>40881550
Na dann worauf warten wir.... holen wirs uns zurück!

Wir Österreicher sind nicht tsundere für Deutschland

Deutschland kann nicht mal gscheit deutsch sprechen

deppate piefken

>>40880747

>>40881729
Bavarian accent > Austrian accent.

Live with it.

There sure is some german faggotry up in this bitch. Klein-Istanbul reporting in.

>>40881793
weil der Text fast heute wieder passt

>>40881820
Bavarians speak with viennese accent, deal with it?

>>40881820
sicha nicht
außerdem sind die fetten bayrer eh nur kopierer von tirolern

>>40881842
Nigger, you crazy?

>>40879782
No..okay

Sengoku Basara, except with the Holy Roman Empire

>>40881873
Herewego.jpeg
Moe lolis with german capshun...oh god.

>>40881842
>>40881857
Ich sag nur "mit weichem oder hartem b?!?". Steirer können kein Deutsch.

>>40881891
Napoleonic: exchange Oda with Napoleon

>>40881899
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whrf365Kvto

When will /a/ and /jp/ reunite?

>>40881914
What's the deal with Styria? Huh?

I also want kinky buttsecks with Austria-san from Hetalia Axis Powers...gee..

>>40881930
Proof that Germans are not exactly right in their mind.

>>40881935
When /jp/ stops being their weeaboo faggotry desu yo.

>>40881935
I hope never.

jajajajajajajaja. Am I a Deutchfag yet?

>>40880446
oh i love this one

>>40881944
They can't tell b from p or d from t. My mother is from Styria, has been living in Germany for 30+ years and still asks "do you mean soft or hard d/b?" all the time. Am I glad to have been born in Germany.

>>40881982
It's a fucking comedy act. Are you really that fucking retarded?

>>40882048
What are you getting all butthurt about? Crazy fag.

most of the people ITT make me ashamed to be german.
we aren't all such fags, justso you know

>>40882079
Stupidity is probably the only thing that can make me rage anymore. Troll or not.

>>40882107
Well if that's the case you should have deserted Germany by now, since it's the stronghold of stupidity - s. "Generation Doof"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wQQp6HhY6g

> Wem haste das denn geklaut, du Bastard?
Glorious.

>>40882084

and i'm ashamed to be austrian cause many austrians are in fact really tsundere for germany

>>40881930
fuck yeah simon
elton is a fag
simon needs his own show about movies again like zelluloid back then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvH1tDbtm2M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kod3dXK3tW4

>>40882084
Most of us are though. At least there is the language barrier keeping some of the worst parts of German society on the German side of the internets. In general, Germans tend to be enormous faggots on the internets though.

>>40882229
I really think that's a worldwide problem, bro...

Lasst uns bis 2013. Die BdW - Bund deutscher Weeaboos gründen.
Unsere Forderungen:
*Schuluniformpflicht an allen Schulen, nach japanischem Vorbild.
*Die Bundesrepublik Deutschland wird in Bundesrepublik Desu umbenannt.
*Japanischunterricht an allen Schulen.
*Türkische Gastarbeiter werden durch Japanische Gastarbeiter ersetzt.
*Min. einen Öffentlich-rechtlicher Rundfunk nur für Animus
*Dönerbuden werden durch Taiyaki- und Nikumanstände ersetzt.
usw.

*Subventionierung von Anime- & Mangaproduktion.
*Deutsch-Japanisches Kooperationsprojekt für eine unterirdische Highspeed-Magnetschwebebahn von Berlin nach Tokyo in unter 1 Stunde. Kostenlos.
Selbstverständlich direkt nach Akihabara.

* Verpflichtende Teilnahme am wöchentlichen Japanstammtisch
* Sakura-Feste und Pflanzung von Meer Kirschbäumen

* Kabuki-Theater wird eine anerkannte Freizeitbeschäftigung.

* Rashomon wird anerkannte Pflichtlektüre.

* Bernd wird anerkanntes Patenkind bei japanischer Gastfamilie

* Animes werden gleichzeitig in Deutschland und Japan ausgestrahlt (deutsche Dokus und Filme (inkl. Werner) auch)
* Neue Geschlechter: Falle und Rückwärtsfalle
* Deutsche und japanische Liga haben von nun an ein gemeinsames Pokal ähnlich wie die Interkontinentalliga, welches ein Jahr in Deutschland und ein Jahr in Japan ausgetragen wird.

* Umbau aller Starbucks-Filialen in Meido-Cafes
*Bildung von deutsch-japanischen Kartellen, um den Weltmarkt für Autos und Scat-Porn komplett an sich zu reissen
*Erneuerung der Achse Berlin-Tokio, diesmal ohne Italien
*Schulbücher nur noch als Manga

>>40882225
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVoIaZ4ZLuI

>>40881928
Blucher: THIELMANN!!

Thielmann: MEIN HERR!!

Blucher: THIELMANN!!

Thielmann: MEIN HERR!!

>>40882272
Wow, I just noticed how long I haven't been on Krautchan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4fNn9NzApA

let's make rin our honorary german

>>40882272

>>40882306
>Abzug-Bedienung, mittelstark

>>40882272
>Meer Kirschbäumen
wtf

>>40882371
execute medium-power disenchant

>>40882229
>>40880417
>>40880358

American accent...

>>40882225
>>40882306
Fuck me, that's some awful German...

This summer my friends toured Germany by train.

Munich was nice, we ate HUGE pretzels every day, and stayed in this cool campsite on the tram line.

Dresden was shit.

Frankfurt was nice, but our hotel was in the red light district or something - there was a stripclub right underneath us, and prostitutes everywhere.

I think we also stayed in the red light district in Hamburg - there was prostitutes everywhere there, too.

Actually, what is it with Germany and hookers? In England I have never seen prostitutes soliciting on street corners, but in Germany there were loads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0

> ICH WILL UNREAL TOURNAMENT SPIELEN
Average German.

>>40882461
Dresden is a great city bro...

>>40882461
>Actually, what is it with Germany and hookers? In England I have never seen prostitutes soliciting on street corners, but in Germany there were loads.
That's because public prostitution in the UK is illegal.

>>40882467
>implying this is not staged because who accidentally films himself and then accidentally uploads it on youtube

>>40882461
>Frankfurt was nice, but our hotel was in the red light district or something - there was a stripclub right underneath us, and prostitutes everywhere.
Oh shit, my hotel was there too.

Prostitutes and drug users everywhere.

>>40882287
Woah ich hab vergessen wie scheisse Eva ist
>Shinji-kun
>kun

I love how anno really thinks that eva is somehow deep and intellectual

>>40882554
Yes, it's staged. He has made a lot of videos calling him "a true gangster" ("der echte Gangster"). He even made a video where he revealed that everything was acted. I can't believe some people still think that's real stuff.

>>40882554
> who accidentally films himself and then accidentally uploads it on youtube
This guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvRn0EV9lw

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7910978
(oder auf dem deutschen NicoNico: http://de.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7910978 )

Average German.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuGn98Sou7s&NR=1