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Unrelated greentext incoming, just felt like sharing.
>Fapping to some doujins >Hear someone fucking rushing up the stairs as fast as they can >They only ever do this when they're coming to my room for some God forsaken reason >There's no real way of predicting it, it just happens very randomly >In my haste to pull up my trousers I stand up, trip and start to fall backwards >Instead of protecting myself I reach forward for the mouse and barely close the open window >Pull trousers up as I fall >Land badly >Back hurt and scratched extremely bad >Books and binders fall on me >Parent smashes open the door without any warning, literally just throws it open so it hits the wall really hard >I'm laying on the ground with everything all over the place and I'm clutching my back. >"LOL I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING UP HERE" >They leave >I'm still experiencing extreme pain >All of this happened within a five second period >My fucking face
What the fuck. |