but that's a good thing you fucking faggot.

try 25.

wanna trade places?

I've been at school for a week now.

>Go to a community college
>Get some shitty friends
>Get a shitty degree
>Have a slightly less shitty life

I wish I had a basement... ;_;

Why the fuck would you want a girlfriend?

Just wondering, but where do you live? School has already started in my area like... 3 weeks ago.

Eurofag OP?

So, does most of the USA go back after Labor Day still? Florida always started in August, and most colleges start in August. If so, then tonight /a/ should empty out pretty fast by around 11 or midnight.

>>40023638
>>40023638
>>40023638

>my face when my last year of hs starts tomorrow

>my face when I am starting school tomorrow while I sit here in my basement alone, jobless, 18 and never had a girlfriend.

>>40023592
>18
Too obvious. I give you 2/10.

>>40023592
I've been in school for 3 weeks bro.

I don't want to go back yet ;_;
and I hate new places.

I don't start till october.

take a look at this thread >>40019689

try 28.

Oh wait I have a job a house and a fiancee.

>my face when this exact same thread is on /v/

>my face when I start school tomorrow and have less time for anime and games and all that junk
And don't give me the bullshit about how college students have more free time than anyone else; I'm not the one who's majoring in something bullshit like History or Psychology.

>>40023592
eh, you're not the only one

>implying you need to have a girlfriend

OP to be honest you're still in time to start something with your life, it's not like 18 is some kind of deadline

you freak out too much. Why are you confined to your basement, anyway, are you missing a limb?

>mfw summer is finally over

>>40023822

You wish.

>Started school three weeks ago
>Still 18
>Still live with parents, but upstairs, not in a basement
>Had a girlfriend once, but haven't had any action in over a year
>Still don't have a job
Feels pretty bad, but not terrible.

>>40023838
>had sex
you don't belong here

>Mfw I started school 2 weeks ago.

College only starts next week for me. I laugh at all other students.

HA
HA

I'm going to miss those guys. Sure, some of them were pretty annoying, but they made me feel less lonely.

>my face when I am 22, got kicked out of a relatively prestigious college due being a lazy fuck, and now spend my days watching animu and random self-study

>>40023922
really?

>>40023672
>high school

>>40023910
Same here.

I'll be turning 20 in a couple months and I've never had a job. I've applied to a shit ton of places but haven't gotten any calls. Shit sucks man.

>>40023822
Summer has never ended since 2007.

>my face when I'm 18, finished high school, but "taking a break" cause I'm too scared to even think about attending a college.

>>40023949
Yeah, really.

Mfw when i have a boyfriend and I'm a systems analyst.

>first September after high school graduation, all my high school classmates went to college to "make something out of [their] life"
sadfrog.jpg
>I'm one of very few people not in college; I don't even have a job
sadfrog.jpg
>finally start a technical trades program after doing nothing for about two years
>most of my old high school classmates are about to start their third year of college
>realize that I will make more money than them after I graduate
>realize that they've been majoring in really stupid shit like English, music, philosophy, women's studies, psychology, etc.
>what they said about making something out of their lives was a complete lie
Feels GREAT man.

Reported for being cancer.

>>40024013
im in the same boat

>My face when I'm only 5'8'' ish and I weigh 215, and just found out I have a size 38 waist

>>40023592
Try the same thing except I'm a year older.

Except I just quit my job and I'm happy with life, yeah I'm not in school but I will be next year.

21, last semester in college. growing up sucks.

at least ill have some free time for animu while i get denied from every place i apply to. (no work exp)

Starting college tomorrow.
Going to a community college for two years so I can get out of paying 50k per year for the university I'm transferring to. Shit sucks though, I'm going to be there for over ten hours tomorrow but I want to stay up and watch Monster tonight. Dunno if it's worth missing the sleep.

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW AND FEEL LIKE SHIT

ID RATHER BE NEETING IT UP

I sit in my dorm alone all day an get high on oxy

feels ok, man

>mfw when school starts tomorrow and I live across the road from a primary school

>mfw I'm a 21yo kissless virgin trying my third year of college again after flunking out and working abroad last year

>My face when i'm 22

never had job

never had girlfriend

never did anything past highschool

>>40024013
From my experience that's a bad idea, after I finished high school I thought I'd be a lazy fuck for a year for fun then start college the next year. after a year of not doing shit getting motivation to go to college is pretty hard, not to mention you will forgot a lot of stuff you really should know

>>40024100
I'm in the same boat. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.

>>40024114
>my face when i live in-front of a high school

I'm the same OP except I had a girlfriend once. But i'd rather not have.

The pain of losing her hurt far more than never having her to begin with.

>captcha: schools, dinglize

Is this the school transformation shout? Like a damn transformer?

>>40024119

> kissless

>Greentext, testing testing
>Hello, in this post I'll tell you about my life :3
>It has nothing to do with anime and manga
>but because this place is an obscure community of elites I'm sure you understand: D
>hmmm where was I going ( ¯3¯) ,,,,
>looks like my comment field is full, my phone won't let me type

>>40024140
we're a generation of manchildren. not ready to be adults.

someone hold me.

>My face when I sit here in my top floor bedroom alone, jobless, 18 and start college next week

Have a nice day anon.

>>40023592
> My face when orientation week has just started and everyone has already sorted themselves into cliques and groups of friends.
> My face when I'm not in any of those groups even though I'm more communicative than 1/4 of the people here.
> My face when I'll probably end up dropping out due to heart-wrenching loneliness halfway through.
> My face when I haven't made any friends, only brief acquaintances.

>>40024130
I can confirm this. I did that and regret doing it. You lose all motivation to apply to college and even if you do get accepted you will dread going there more than if you hadn't taken a break.

>>40024100
Same here except for the last year part.

>>40024244
How about you just not give a fuck and march on?

>mfw this exact thread is on /v/

>order new hip $80 backpack for uni
>arrive
>side of a basketball
>my face

>>40024244
There's always a chance to make friends in your classes.

This generation is fucked up. No jobs, mass medication of children, and decreasing amounts of social contact due to video games and the internet.

>>40024275
can't stop laughing

>>40023756
Yo, switch to comp sci. Literally, everyone I know asks me if I ever do work. THE ANSWER IS NO.

>>40024244
don't give up man, I know how you feel though, I'm going through the same thing. You probably won't form a close friendship with someone unless you're pretty much in all their classes, or you already know a person from somewhere else previously. ;_;

>>40024262
Hard to not give a fuck if there are these types of people - especially women, fucking everywhere.

Clearly, I haven't forsaken women yet like most of /a/ has - simply due to the lack of experience to be capable enough to formulate my own opinion (p.s. I'm not in the US).

>>40024285
low blow man, low blow

>>40024283

At least most of us aren't breeding.

There is a plus side.

>>40024244
RA here, you should join shit. You'd be surprised how many great people you can meet by joining something. You won't meet anyone if you stay in your room. If nothing else, having something in your life to go to every so often will help distract you from dwelling on how lonely you are.

>/ɐ/ - Please tells us more about your current life & views on women.
>(using the quote function to make your text green may be required)

>>40024244
Don't be a faggot, son. Man the fuck up, and make a friend. Even if it takes the whole semester.

>enjoying life instead of being a corporate slave
>kicking back waiting for the inevitable collapse
>want to be a girl and be fucked by many cocks

>>40024323
Conveniently, I do believe my program (since it's rather exclusive here) has around 130 people all sharing the exact same classes first term.

I suppose there's a chance there, but that's a risky gamble.

Oh yeah, and FOBs, FOBs everywhere.

>>40023922
>I'm 22
>check em

> turning 19 in 2 months
> never been kissed
> virgin
> no boyfriend
> handful of friends and a few close friends
> going into second year of college at the top of my class in broadcast journalism
> profs are scouts for all the large news stations in my city and are all very impressed with my work

> mfw I'm a ronery success

>>40024323
Making friends through classes is actually pretty hard. It's way easier to make friends at parties, social gatherings, etcetera. I met my best friend last year at a floor dinner.

THEN I HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON HER FOR A YEAR AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING WITH HER ON MY GIRLFRIEND BUT I WASN'T I WASN'T I WASN'T AND THEN SHE DECIDED SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO COLLEGE THIS YEAR AND NOW I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.

>19 years old
>high school dropout, going to night school next week to secure place in parents basement
> doesn't give a shit
>trying to figure out, a way to make easy money, even if its illegal
>spends days in the gym trying to become alpha
>not so bad

/a/ sure is shit today, what the fuck.