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08/27/10(Fri)00:47 No.39642210"Ew, no!" Bella snorted. "I, like, have to live here!"
"You poor, beautiful thing. May I ask why?"
"Because I chose to...No...Shut up!"
It
was a rainy day, not that Sanji noticed - he was too transfixed with
the maiden who sat next to him in Biolo...chemis...trology, or
something.
"What is this class?" Sanji asked Bella as they sat down.
Bella stopped picking her nose and muttered, "Uh...um, like, uh...Bio...chemist...trology."
"Oh, never heard of that."
"It's a very advanced class."
"Oh, I see. And you look like a very smart girl, Bella."
"Don't compliment me!" she hissed. "I don't like compliments."
A
boy with dazzling hair walked in to the room. His movements were so
fluid it was as if he was doing ballet as he walked towards them and sat
next to Bella.
Sanji and the boy were staring at each other, each on one side of Bella.
"Who is this, Bella?" the boy said curtly.
Bella stopped drooling and said, "Oh, dear Edward! How my heart a-flutters for you!"
Sanji's heart started to break.
Bella went on, "This is Sanji. Charlie's taking him in for a bit."
"He's not...your new boyfriend, is he? Because I'll kill him if he is!"
Hmph! Sanji thought, Prissy Boy here thinks he can kick my ass?
"Of course no!" Bella wailed. Everyone in class looked at her. "You're my one and only!"
"Good," Edward said. He put his arm around her and went on, "Now let's share our lip gloss!"
Maybe
they're not dating, Sanji reasoned. She may love him, but she'll need a
shoulder to cry on once she realizes he'll only be her gay best friend.
Bella and Edward started to make out on the desk. Sanji felt like gagging.
"Wait," Edward said as he got off of Bella. "We can't do this until we're married."
Sanji was now in the middle.
"Aww," Bella whined.
"Plus, we need to apply out lip gloss, sweetie!"
"Yay!"
The two clapped and blew kisses at each other |