They drink coffee like it's water.

>Japanese high-school girls always wear miniskirts.

I was JUST wondering how the Japanese can tolerate the cold when they wear uniform skirts and no stockings.

It can never be helped.

They often need to use "that" because it can't be helped.

Not bathing after a cold day/rain die=deadly cold

>>39239691
They usually wear pantyhose and leg-warmers during winter. Also, skirts aren't THAT THAT short. They usually go past the knee, as is regulation, at least during winter. Because it's cold, son.

I learned that black people are always bald/hairless-cut in Japan, if there at all.

>>39239723
Cold worse then cancer.

Whenever a guy accidentally walks in on a girl changing, he will always end up being physically assaulted

in japanese high schools the roof is where all the cool kids hang out.

All women make that EHHHHH sound when they are shocked or surprised.

Yui Horie is a verb.

>everyone has dates on christmas
>school is always built on a hill
>school council is the boss in school, even more powerful than the principal
>everyone visits temple on new year
>police officer has nothing to enforce law on you except a bike and a flashlight

They bring fucking delicious looking sushi or rice to school every single day

Schools in Japan are essentially a second home for the students. They are basically there every day of the week as a result of 6 days of school and club activities.

If you meet a girl under mysterious circumstances, it will blossom into a loving relationship
or rape
No exceptions.

The school president is always female.

- Dryer doesn't exist in Japan. Everyone has to air-dry their clothes.
- If it's the cultural festival, you must make a cosplay cafe or a haunted house
- Every school has a rich person who owns at least a mansion and an island

If you are an orphan, other kids will make fun of you for it and throw rocks at you.

Because orphans just deserve to have rocks thrown at them.

>>39239846
Always female or you

If you're female and on a train by yourself, a man will molest you.

>>39239846
Unless you're in Fruits Basket

>>39239666
1. All the cool kids eat yakisoba-pan for lunch in school. Always.

2. After you leave high school, nothing cool or magical will EVER, EVER, EVER HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE ADVENTURES, OR FIND LIFE-LONG FRIENDS. Feels sad for a college student, man. ;_;

>>39239772
and there's no one ever else there for some reason save for the tight-knit group of protagonist friends.

Colds come from being cold, not germs

The ruder you act, the more girls will like you.

Do absolutely nothing.

INSTANT HAREM

>>39239951
This is true everywhere

>>39239951
In before this post derails the thread with buttmad people saying "But that's true! Bitches and whores!"

>>39239802
>everyone has dates on christmas
>everyone visits temple on new year
>police officer has nothing to enforce law on you except a bike and a flashlight

These are TRUE in Japan. They're not an animu idiosyncracy. They're cultural ones.

Their police are muzzled.
New Years is a holy event in Asia, when you go to pray, not hang out and get drunk off of your ass.
Christmas is largely not religious or about giving/receiving presents, but about couples going out together.

Japan ruins everything they get from the West.

-A girl who's attractive walks by, you get a nosebleed.
-The best spot to sit in school is always in the back, next to the window.
-You can jump really really high if put your serious face on.
-Every school in Japan plays that same song in the morning, and they sing at graduation.
-Girls always travel in groups, cause it's not safe to go alone.
-They never wear backpacks, it's always book bags.
-The school festival is more important then anything else all year long.
-There's always a haunted house and a cafe in every festival.
-They still use chalk boards.
-If you sneeze even once you have the cold, which is cancer.
-Girls bathe together no matter the age.
-Girls touch each other's boobs freely.
-Guys always have their hands in a fist.

- Japanese girls are cute

Every time a person is absent from class, something must be seriously wrong

>>39239784
>All women make that EHHHHH sound when they are shocked or surprised.

most do.

>-They still use chalk boards.

Wait, classes don't use chalkboards any more?

>>39239983
>-Every school in Japan plays that same song in the morning, and they sing at graduation.

They do the singing at graduation. It's not something exclusive to animu.

>-Girls always travel in groups, cause it's not safe to go alone.
There is lots of rape in Japan. Also, women tend to naturally move in cliques/mobs anyways in whatever country.

>-They never wear backpacks, it's always book bags.
The Japanese are retarded. They think two-strap backpacks are ridiculously uncool, and that only nerds and otaku wear them.


>-They still use chalk boards.
A lot of schools still do this in any country, if there's not enough money to buy SmartBoards. And upgrading to a dry-erase board is something of a hassle you can skip, if your budget is too thin, or you're too lazy for the logistical effort.

>>39240016
this is because the cold is a serious disease

-Visitors to Japan either don't speak Japanese at all, or they speak nearly perfect Japanese.

>>39240027
and it's annoying as fuck

>>39239983
>Girls touch each other's boobs freely.

I used to work at a restaurant where the servers would slap each other's butts or poke each other's boobs. Shit was cash.

There are no men in Japan

>>39239784
>All women make that EHHHHH sound when they are shocked or surprised.

This is 100% true!

MELON BREAD

>>39240075
I've never used a chalkboard, and I'm 22. Not even in grade school.

>>39240113
yeah, either PERA PERA PERA or perfect japanese

>>39240075
I work at a school and they all use marker boards and smart boards. No chalkboards to be found.

>>39240144
most of Asia and third world countries still use chalkboard.

>>39240144
You lived in a strange place. Not so much that you lived in a rich place and went to rich schools, but just strange ones.

>>39240144
Did you go to private schools all your life?

> If you rape a girl long enough, she'll eventually like it.

>>39239806
This is true too. Well, usually they don't bring sushi, but bento always looks cute and fancy.

>>39239809
This is true if you're in a club. It will consume all of your time like mad.

>Siblings that fall in love with each other are never siblings

>>39239870
Thing about the dryers is true. I've never met a Japanese family that owns one. Many families have special small room in the house for hanging clothes up to dry.

As for cultural festivals, I haven't seen any maid cafes, but I've seen two haunted houses. They're really cheesy.

lol I'm just going through this thread and confirming things.

>>39240172
>and if she likes it enough, she'll go ahegao and start drooling and begging for your sperm to penetrate her ova

God, I love h-doujinshi.

normal human beings can survive being hit with boulders or falling off building or being smacked throught the air

- the perfect student always turns out to be a bitch or a slut, or both
- if you have girlfriends, then your parents are never home or don't exist
- when you visit a hotspring, you must peek over the women side

>Not having sex with a sexy harem that has the willingness and desire to fuck you is the norm.

>Girls love short, nerdy, eye-glass wearing guys

>Attempted rape is no big deal

>>39240216
>I've never met a Japanese family that owns one. Many families have special small room in the house for hanging clothes up to dry.
Japanese homes rarely, if ever have central-heating. And without central heating, you don't have air ducts for the hot air needed for dryers to enter/exit.

For a first world country, not having central-air is just punishing themselves every winter and summer. It's retarded.

The houses have crappy insulation and are expensive. It's like paying for a fucking cardboard box

>>39240248
I'm in Sapporo so many families do have some form of heating system. It's not a very good one, though. Just heaters in the bedrooms and a heating in the main living room area. In the living room area, if you're not sitting directly in front of the heater, you will freeze.

As for AC... lolno.

girls can bathe together naked, without any problems

>>39240248

What about electric clothes dryer?

>>39240248
You don't need a big fancy heating system for a dryer. Just a little exhaust tube will suffice.

>>39240291
Are you talking about regular baths or like onsen (hot springs)? Because everyone is okay with going to the hot springs naked, male or female.

If you're rich, there's an 80% chance you're blonde and part gaijin.

BECAUSE COLDS

50% of all highschoolers live alone.

>>39240320

>>39240077
>There is lots of rape in Japan.

ALSO about the dryer, Japanese houses are usually pretty small, so I think not having a dryer helps save space. In my family, the washing machine is in the downstairs bathroom.

>>39240323
On this note,

-Half Japanese, half whites can have blonde hair/blue eyes

Technically it's true, but only if both parents are halfies themselves. The kid of a full-blooded Japanese and a white person will never be blonde.

>>39240305
>>39240313
You have to realize at this point the Japanese don't use dryers because of also tradition.

They're reasonably modern with their home appliances, but dryers are something a lot of them "know exist" but think of as a Western novelty, the way we view their Washlet toilets.

Of course, everyone on our side of the Pacific (sorry Ausfags, we know you're not stupid too) knows that we'd rather have our clothes ready, hot, and dry an hour after washing instead of a toilet that sprays your ass clean.

- The closet is for storing your porn, or sleeping in
- Everyone spends way too much time in the bath
- You can't wash your back and must have a female to do it for you, in swimsuit
- The toilet doesn't have lock
- You can't wear shoes inside the house
- Everyone has breakfast at home, lunch at workplace/school, and dinner with family

>>39240248
What the hell is central air?
Do you live downhole or something?

-If your sick everyone automatically knows and your going to be stared at.
-English is the hardest subject, and math is the easiest.
-Teachers never go on the roof, and only cool kids go up there if they're sad.
-The school is unlocked all year long.
-You have the same teacher all through high school.
-You have the same people in every class every year even if it's chosen at random.
-Your teacher is always late or really tired.
-You never have homework unless there's some kind of test coming up.
-People walk less then a foot per step.
-You have to have black hair to wear a hat.
-There's always rows of sakura trees on the way to school.
-If you cry everyone cares instantly.
-If you don't smile enough you become a badass.
-If your foreign and a girl, you have huge tits.
-Bloomers, bloomers everywhere.
-One piece swim suits, with white name tags.
-You always wear a tie if your male.
-If you have glasses you also have huge tits or squinty eyes.

>>39240345
Yeah, that poster was full of crap. Japan is the safest place ever. Girls here walk home alone through the park late at night and it's like "lol whatever."

The most annoying attention a girl can get in Japan is if she walks through a "red light district." Then... a guy might SAY something to her. Oh no!

>>39240357

Is it possible to not be half white in anime?

>>39240379

Why would you wear shoes inside the house.

>>39240345
lots of unreported rape

>>39240406
That's an american culture thing a baka gaijin would never understand.

-If a Japanese family has any type of gaming console at all, it is a NES or a plug-n-play Tetris box.

>>39240379

The majority of western countries doesn't wear shoes inside. It's you filthy Amerikaners!!!

>>39240345
I knew this would be brought up when I said that. You're a fag.

Rape is very, very low in Japan. But you have to remember Japanese have a lot of pride and shame, and that a lot of rape that occurs is date-rape, where it's a weird thing to report someone that may actually be a childhood friend, etc. For whatever reason, rape is oft not reported, and that Japanese statistics should always be taken with a grain of salt, as goes for any and all Asian countries about "bad" things.

Women tend to travel in mobs in Japan also (not just because women naturally culturally do so) because rape is not so much occuring, but THE POSSIBILITY/DANGER is stressed very much.

Japan, you so creepy.

>>39240379
No normal people wear shoes in the house.

>>39240415
Prove it. That's just feminist bullshit they try to argue when they're railing against porn games there.

>>39240426

Im in Canada. I would never let anyone walk inside my house with thier dirty fucking shoes on, neither does anyone else. The only time is if we're in a hurry to leave or if we're bringing things in and out of the house.

Dirty fucking people

>>39240379

> Everyone spends way too much time in the bath
Kind of true. Baths are for relaxing in after a busy day.

> The toilet doesn't have lock
Sometimes true. It's annoying.

> You can't wear shoes inside the house
VERY true.

> Everyone has breakfast at home, lunch at workplace/school, and dinner with family
Mostly true. You just have to call your family if you're not going to make it to dinner. If you don't, they'll get worried. I think that's pretty normal, though... Isn't that how it works in America?

>>39240406
Why would you ask a question and end it with a period.

Also, rich parents always have smart kids.
When was the last time you saw a rich dumbass outside of Ouran?

>>39240482
Tamaki.

>>39240450
>>39240443
>>39240433
>>39240426
>>39240406

Don't start that shit.

About the rape... yeah, it's not common here at all. It's really insanely safe.

They just like it in their porn, I guess.

>>39240480

10/10.

>>39240379
I spend 1-2 hours SHOWERING. Is this weird?

>>39240480

I see what you did there.

The rape stats in Japan are so low because that's natural.

Now in USA, there's lots of falsely accused rape. That's why the rape stats are much higher in US than in Japan. That and niggers.

>>39240511

In warm water? How?!

>>39240444
Bullshit, it's common sense.
Unreported rape is an issue in the west too, but it's like a million times worse in the east because of their retarded culture.

I'm an Asian born and raised in a Southern state. I think of myself as "American" and love my/this country for what it is and its patriotic ideals despite the realities (which Eurofags can't ever seem to get over despite that the Pax Americana is the best, most-benevolent thing we could possibly have after WWII and can't just bear it).

And I think wearing shoes inside the house is FUCKDAMN DISGUSTING AND NONSENSICAL. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CARPET.

STOP TRACKING DIRT AND DUST INTO THE HOUSE YOU IDIOT.

>>39240511
Yeah... Do you like shave and brush your teeth in the shower to? Still, wow, that's a long time.

>>39240466
Dinner with family is common enough, but breakfast and lunch are usually drive-thru or restaurant

>>39240444
Japan is the same place that had that GANG RAPE CLUB in some University a while back, the rapists got away with it for years because they blackmailed the girls with simple photographs of them being raped

it's also the same place where girls don't shout for help when they get sexual harassed on subway cars, which became such a big problem that Japan made FEMALE ONLY SUBWAY CARS

>>39240406

Because America is hot and taking off your shoes after being out all day smells nasty.

>>39240511
Femanon detected.

>>39240511
Yeah, standing for hours in uncomfortable for most people.

man, Japan is a rapists paradise

What is it with Japanese parents taking long overseas or out of town trips, leaving their kids home alone to fend for themselves?

>>39240573
They left me

>>39240562
Buy better shoes then.
Or wash your feet once a day.
It's not that hard.

Your feet also smell less if you don't seal them inside your shoes 24/7.

Japanese people are the most genetically inferior race on the planet, contracting colds from both temperatures too hot and too cold; If they go swimming in summer they can catch a cold if they don't dry off. If they walk around in the rain they catch a cold. How this race of people have no been completely conquered is beyond me.

>>39240539
Eurofags hate USA because the USA forces their bullshit upon all other countries, such as overly strict CP or copyright laws.

If this starts a EU vs. USA flame, it's your fault.

>>39240565
Not that poster, but it could be a weird guy. My roommate in college last semester would take hours in the shower as well. He wanted to be like Patrick Bateman.

>>39240562
That's only if you keep your socks on.

I wear sneakers all day. Go home, take off shoes.
Go to room, remove sweaty socks, toss in hamper, walk around/rest and let feet air-dry. Defeat foot fungus and bad foot odor. DON'T track around dirt into the house and also don't HIDE your stinky, sweaty feet in your enclosing shoes to exacerbate the problem.

japanese people dont have dryers or ac because they arent wasteful fat fucks like americans

Everyone has that hot female childhood friend that lusts after their cock.

>>39240573
This is a problem. Indeed a problem.

>>39240600
I think the US ran out of atomic bombs

>>39240511
For showering, yes it is. What do you do? It isn't like a bath where you can just relax after a hard day.

Unless you have a shower chair. Man, those are awesome. I can't wait to get old and get me one of those.

>>39240603
>USA doing that
>EU has a ban on anythign without watermelon boobs and a forest of vaginal hair

>>39240603
I'm sorry. I just can't get over why people can't see how good it is (because I come from immigrant parents) that the Americans rule everything, and not the Imperial British, Nazi-Germans, USSR-Russians, or (god forbid in the future) the Chinese.

Maybe life in America is fuck-awesome for some reason and life in the other first world countries is degraded due to America for some politics.

>>39240642

bombs a possible cause for modern day inferiority?

In any group of friends, one will be obscenely wealthy.

>>39240466
>Isn't that how it works in America?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you have no fucking idea how low we value "family" these days

>>39240600
Don't forget their women can apparent catch colds for thinking too hard about something (not even necessarily stressful) for too long.

Almost everyone is an atheist in Japan. The only time they do anything religiously is praying for success before an important day, or funeral.

>All gaijin, no matter where they came from or how long they are in Japan, speak perfect Japanese.

>>39240617

And if you have to go out and do something else that day then you just wasted a pair of socks.

Tracking dirt isn't a problem because of doormats.

>>39240689
I like my family. :[ The only time I don't have that routine is when I'm away at college.

>>39240676
>I just can't get over why people can't see how good it is (because I come from immigrant parents) that the Americans rule everything, and not the Imperial British, Nazi-Germans, USSR-Russians, or (god forbid in the future) the Chinese.
Are you twelve?
The US doesn't rule the world, your pax americana doesn't exist and the chinese won't become a major power before at least 2050 maybe not even then.
The imperial british rule was the most beneficial and peaceful of all time btw.

in school festival your class will only make a cafe or a haunted house

>>39240652
How can I explain myself? I don't have a shower cabinet. I just stand in the bathtub and clean myself very quickly, then I sit down and feel the hot water spraying all over me. Feels good man. Very good.

>>39240689
It depends ENTIRELY on where you live. You must have had a shitty and/or poor family. Or one that was too rich/busy/uncaring.

In suburbia and good neigborhoods, expect mostly conservative "golden family" arrangements where kids are kept in safety, if naivety.. In rural areas, expect mostly well-raised kids until they become teenagers, whereupon they'll use drugs, get laid, and be impudent pricks. In cities, expect nigger-children, regardless of whatever their race.

>>39240781
the british empire is responsible for the most deaths and wars and human fucking misery of all time you ignorant fuck

>>39240751
Just how poor are you if you can't even afford to risk to use 2 pairs of socks a day?
Any your doormat doesn't do shit.
Wearing shoes all day is extremely unhealthy too.

>>39240793
But... HOURS?

How the hell do you pay your water bill?

>>39240793
Sitting down in the hot shower and thinking is very fucking orgasmic.
I sometimes lay down in the tub with the shower running, feels fucking amazing

>>39240781

SLAVES, SLAVES EVERYWHERE!

>>39240826
Can you give some examples?

>>39240833
>Water bill
Do you live in some 3rd world country or something....

>>39240859
What, do water bills not exist anymore?

>>39240793
Ahh so you are weird like me then. But i don't do it for 2 hours dude.

But i understand.

>>39240781
>The imperial british rule was the most beneficial and peaceful of all time btw.

Yeah, well, maybe for the mainland British themselves.

>>39240884
Not in new york city....

>>39240833
My parents pay bills, and they're not that huge. My father spends more money on electricity (CoD gamer 24/7) then my whole family for everything anyway.

inb4 underage, I'm in my last year of highschool okay?!

Bullying in Japan is hard fucking core. They stuff dead animals in your desks and steal your shoes. Sometimes they put needles and shit in your shoes.

PSST, IT'S TRUE

>>39240852
opium wars, indian famines in the late 1800s created by british mismanagement that caused the death of well over 30 million people, etc. really imho the opium wars but the british at nazi level of pure evil.

>>39240781
>The imperial british rule was the most beneficial and peaceful of all time btw.
And learn/analyze your history harder. The US doesn't rule the world, but essentially keeps care of it. It's inherited Imperial Rome's job by both at once uniting the world in (relative) peace through economic domination (as opposed to the Roman's 1-2 of military and economic), then having to keep it all together for its own stability (which everyone else actually gets to take advantage of).

It doesn't "rule" anything legally. It does, however, call a lot of shots, and does its best to keep the quid quo pro. 1. So that it remains on top of everybody else. 2. So that the world won't go into YET ANOTHER GLOBAL EVENT that sends us into an uncertain future that may or may not have devastating war.

That is the Pax Americana. It's subjective. But the last 60 years have been some of the most peaceful and productive in history, and I'll admit right now, that it was just luck that America came out on top, not due to any amount of country-specific qualities.

And fuck you about the British. Better people have freedom to think and hate (for whatever reason, true or false), than be told to love and change to cater to a specific cultural ideal of foreign British masters which refused to accept anyone else as a racial equal.

>>39240886
I don't do it that long. Just between 1 to 2 hours. 40 minuter is the minimum.

>>39240978
I wish bullying were like that in America.. School would have been so much more entertaining..

>>39240814
>In suburbia and good neigborhoods, expect mostly conservative "golden family" arrangements where kids are kept in safety, if naivety.. In rural areas, expect mostly well-raised kids until they become teenagers, whereupon they'll use drugs, get laid, and be impudent pricks. In cities, expect nigger-children, regardless of whatever their race.
Again, you think those fuckers do the "eating a the family table" bullshit? Their no such thing as a "normal" family anymore in this pathetic country

BTW, I grew up in a working class family, I ALWAYS ate by myself in my room

>>39240978
newfags think they know what japan is.

>>39240827

1. Adding more laundry makes for more work.
2. What kind of shitty cheap ass doormat do you use that can't scrape off dirt?
3. Extremely Unhealthy. Sure, and there's a 100% correlation between breathing and death.

it seems like japanese people always eat in living room while watching tv and dont have a fucking complex about it

>>39241023
I had what you'd view as a "normal" family. I grew up in a suburb. The family of my friends were the same way.

I'm 20. That means my childhood was effectively from 1990 to ~2006 (give or take as you like). I am not some sort of oldfag from the 70's/80's.

You just had the luck of a family that didn't care to stress a "family meal". You're an idiot if you believe it doesn't exist, or won't to continue to exist, despite cultural changes over time forcing it to slowly decrease.

>-Girls touch each other's boobs freely.
Most girls everywhere do this.

>cafe and haunted house
Every Japanese school cultural festival is full of these. Everybody can relate to it, and joke about how uncreative they are, but their own class did it anyway.

>you don't have air ducts for the hot air needed for dryers to enter/exit.
Never mind the fact that dryers are electric or natural gas powered, and don't depend on central air, which is why old houses in the west without central air do have dryers.

>Attempted rape is no big deal
Anywhere in the world, attempted rape is only a big deal if the guy isn't hot.

>>39240852
Opium wars.
Conquered India, then provoked muslim-hindu conflicts to keep themselves in power.
Introduced the plantation system everywhere they went, using locals for slave labor while they exploited the resources for their own gain.
It's no wonder that brits are hated all over the world, and yet they still spread the propaganda that everyone loves them and that the USA is the big bad imperialist power.

>>39240978
Yeah, My little brother is a teacher over there with the JET programme teaching english to teenage kids. I asked him if bullying was bad in his school because they announced on the news it was national bullying week or something. He said it wasn't just his school but in most japanese schools bullying is practically non-existent, he could have been exaggerating, I wouldn't know. He said the worst he ever caught a kid doing was saying "He's so slow!".

>>39241051
You're making it too extreme. 14 pairs of socks as opposed to 7 for a week do not make OH GOD SO MUCH extra laundry.

And no doormat will ever change that your shoes have grooves that will always continue to track dirt and dust around. You can not, in any logical fashion, say that if you just took them off after you got in the house and started walking around, that your floors wouldn't be just a smidgeon cleaner and that you probably wouldn't be more comfortable after you got used to it.

>>39241102
>Anywhere in the world, attempted rape is only a big deal if the guy isn't hot.
Oh YEAH? Then tell me this: Why are they going after that sexy-ass Roman Polanski?

>>39241102
>central air
Once again, what's that?
Some weird ass US technology like the japanese toilets that piss at your ass?
They're called bidets, I know...

>>39241129
Does he find the cultural differences absurd and hilarious like the GaijinSmash blogger dude?

>>39241213
>gaijinsmash
god
i love how all the students he taught wanted to see his big nigger penis
i couldn't stop laughing

>>39241089
>You're an idiot if you believe it doesn't exist
I'm wasn't saying that it doesn't happen, I'm saying it's becoming more and more uncommon

>>39241065
>eat in living room while watching tv
Japs don't have specific rooms for anything other bed/bathrooms. They just have this one room for everything else

>>39241023
dude.
You must have been raised by niggers who didn't care about you.
Because you must have had a shitty faimly, or you're a just a fatally anti-social douche.
by the way you post probably both

>>39241213
no, not really, he's actually got to really like it there. the only thing he got weirded out by was when one of the kids asked him how many girlfriends he had, like he was supposed to have a fucking harem or something.
>My ginger neckbearded scottish brother having a harem
HA

>>39241271
That's because Japan is somehow smaller than every other first world country.

Picture related, even Microsoft laughs at them.
These silly Japs.

>>39241023
Man, that sad in so many way

And I grew up in a fucking poor family.

>>39241116

Uh, wow. Do you still hate the Germans for world war 2 as well? Grow up, the current generation have nothing to do with that crap.

EVERYONE LOVES THE KOTATSU

>>39241404
His family must not have loved him. Or the other way around.

PROPER TRADITIONAL FAMILY-BROFIST

>>39241023
Wat.

My family usually ate dinner on the couches in front of the TV. Only at one point did I start eating in my room when my parents started working late but that eventually changed to eating together again once that phase passed.

>>39241429

But don't sleep under it or you'll get a cold.

>>39241422
Not that poster, but posts like his are mainly against Britfags who dislike America and the more stupid ones say that their empire was better for whatever reason.

Though, I've been noticing that Nazi-imagery and paraphrenalia have been on the rise in popular culture lately. It makes me both excited because of the sexy imagery and uniforms, but horrified because I'm not white and wondering where it might lead in the future.

>>39239893
No, you still have the option of getting raped by/turning into a tentacle monster.

>>39241505
Yeah, but that's only if you're a beautiful woman.

>>39241328
>You must have been raised by niggers who didn't care about you.
spics

>Because you must have had a shitty faimly, or you're a just a fatally anti-social douche.
>by the way you post probably both
Correct

>>39241404
>>39241430
Stop reminding me that no one will love me ;_;

>>39241162

Having one more pair of socks available means having one more day that the laundry can be shitcanned.

If the doormat can't scrape it off then chances are the carpet won't either. God forbid you use a vaccum cleaner/broom once in a while.

>>39241534
Wait, call me the blanket-statement stereotyping American, but aren't South American cultures big on family virtues like eating meals together and living in large, caring, extended families?

If anything, your family was too "Americanized".

>>39241538
You know what I did when my socks barely lasted till the next laundry?
I bought more until I had a puffer.
Because I can afford to own as many socks as I want.
I also replace them once they are worn down.

I hope that doesn't make you too envious.
I might conside to send you a pair if you beg nicely.

>>39241538
Yes, because doing laundry in America and the West, where you have electric washers and dryers where you clothes and be ready and folded in three hours with minimal work (put clothes in machine, transfer to new machine, fold clothes) is MUCH LESS labor-intensive than dragging around vacuuming the floor all over the house because you couldn't just take off your shoes to make it cleaner and, as you say, shitcan vacuuming/mopping for another day.

I live alone now since like last week since im studying in france so i don't have parents to cook for me and stuff. I've been eating out a lot but not junk food actually good food since i have my parents credit card. I'd never ever allow someone to walk into my condo with their shoes. i'm hardly home so its never dirty.

>>39241587
>South American
Central American. Also, another stereotype, big families. I am an only child. My parents only lived for 3 years in this country before I was born

I also spend about one hour in the bathroom every morning.... brushing my teeth, taking a shower, etc.

never thought of that being weird

People actually talk while having their eyes closed or close them while eating something delicious.

>>39241697
Have you tried those sandwiches with only french fries in them?
How do those work, texturally?

>>39241649
Despite me not knowing what the sodden hell "a puffer" is, your sarcasm has pleased me.

I have chortled. Good show.

Floors are made to be stepped on. If your guests are spending too much time looking at the floor then it's because you're a boring ass OCD in the first place.

>>39241743
>sandwiches with french fries only

I'm a frenchfag and it's the first time I heard something like this.

>>39241816
I saw Paula Deen on the Food Network go to France and eat one. I think it was near Eiffel Tower from a food stand.

But your post did say that you aren't eating fast food, so I guess it stands to reason you'd probably not care about it, even if you'd known about it.

>>39241792
Should've been "buffer".
It's late...

>>39241816
>>39241870

Actually my friend staying with me is a native to france and told me about it. I was planning on visiting the eifell sometime this week, i will go check it out.

also junk food once in a while won't kill you :)

- Pizza Hut is the only Western food chain in Japan
- Let's cook his favorite food: curry!
- Precious meat is precious
- Every school trip is to Kyoto or the beach

>>39240345
God damn, Australia...wtf man?

>>39241973
Since they're on a archipel it makes sense that there is fish everywhere but meat remains pricy as fuck

>>39241975
I guess men are desperately lonely in Australia.
That, or Vegemite is like Spanish Fly, and drives men to rape.

>>39241907
That makes your post not even half as funny and scathingly sarcastic.
I am sad now.

>>39241973
>- Let's cook his favorite food: curry!
You know, in Japan, traditionally the food-you-cook-for-that-guy-you-like was nikujaga, their version of meat stew.

I guess its a sign of the times in Japan and its youth.

>>39242072
We could still pretend, I really meant "puffer" and you just don't know what it means.

My most hated thing in anime is when a girl drinks a drink in one go and slams it down and goes 'PHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUGOI' even if it's just a crappy beer

>>39241162
Despite living in America and having no Asian ancestry, I grew up taking off my shoes before going in the house.
Honestly, it's so much better. I hated living in the dorms because I couldn't convince my roommates to take their shoes off in the room, so I had to wear mine too to avoid getting their dirt caked all over my socks.

TL;DR - taking shoes off is superior.

>>39242162
The moment is gone. I no longer love you. I have found another. He has a bigger cock, more money, and is more bitingly sarcastic. I am pregnant with his child. Etc.

Goodbye, Fred Cookies.

>>39242112
I don't understand Japan's obsession with curry. Why does it have to be curry out of everything?

>>39239736
Pantyhose and long socks sometimes (though the long socks are out of style), but I see plenty of short skirts in Tokyo in the winter. I don't know how they put up with it. The worst is that they make the kindergarten-aged boys run around in short-shorts all winter.

>>39239784 All women make that EHHHHH sound when they are shocked or surprised.
They do. Even if they're not actually surprised. It's annoying as hell.

>>39239846 Dryer doesn't exist in Japan. Everyone has to air-dry their clothes.
This is basically true. Only really rich people have dryers, and even then lots of people don't use them.

>>39239846 everyone has dates on christmas
Or tries to. The primary function of Christmas in Japan is to get laid and eat KFC. I shit you not.

>>39239983 Every school in Japan plays that same song in the morning, and they sing at graduation.
They do. Also, almost all school buildings in Japan look the same.

>>39239983 They never wear backpacks, it's always book bags.
That's a school requirement. The current thing in Tokyo are these crappy looking vinyl shoulder bags with huge Addidas or other sports brand logos.

>>39240248 Japanese homes rarely, if ever have central-heating. And without central heating, you don't have air ducts for the hot air needed for dryers to enter/exit.
The fuck are you talking about? Dryers don't have anything to do with central heating. You don't need a duct for the dryer to draw air, it comes from the surrounding room. You just need a hole in the wall to vent out through, which can be easily created. You can even vent into the room if you want.

>>39242205
Because it's one of only three foods in the country that actually has a flavor.

>>39240536
>>39240440
>>39240345
Didn't like 90% of women in Japan admit to being molested at some point?
As for actual rape, I'm sure its not as bad as you think, but still higher then statistics because of lack of actual reports.

>>39242205
At this point, I'm reasonably sure it's an otaku preconception, instead of anything actually real.

Curry-whatever in Japan is a cheap staple flavor. Cheap foods are for poor otaku too poor from buying their animu goods. This is then used in animu and mango as a food otaku can relate to by the authors, who are also, in part, otaku.

>>39242182
When they had Misato do that in Eva 2.22 using what seemed to be the same animation frames from the two or three times she did it in the TV series, I died a little inside. But then Asuka fanservice, so I'm not even mad.

>>39242205
>>39242265
If I'm not mistaken, "curry" is something of a catch-all term for any spicy dish. The exact blend of spices will vary from dish to dish, as will the sort of things the spices are on. And I believe the recipes will even vary quite a bit between different families.
So it's not that there's one "curry" dish that's constantly being eaten, but rather a wide variety. It'd be kind of like saying "casserole" or "sandwich" or something like that in America -- it's a class of foods, not a specific kind.

>>39241973
That's because only Pizza Hut does these advertisement contracts. The animation studios can't use other trademarks in danger of being sued. However, they use modified versions of these trademarks, and you get shit like "Mindows".

>>39241816
>>39241743
We have those all the time in The Great Britland. They're pretty good, as long as the fries/chips are thin and you use your preferred sauce.

>>39242376
How do K-On! and Haruhi get away with their McDonalds rip-offs? You seen those?

I have question about Americans....
Is it true that pure blood americans are blonde (yellow) haired and have blue eyes?

>>39242529
Parodies == you're not getting sued

>>39242553
>pure blood americans

You mean german immigrants right ?

>>39242553
[ ]Americans
[ ]pure blood
pick one

>>39242553
No. Not at all. Most Americans are brown-haired and brown-eyed, like the majority of the human race. The blond hair/blue eyes stereotype is most applicable to those of Nordic descent, but even then I don't think it's the majority.
Ironically, I myself do happen to be blond with blue eyes; however, nobody else in my immediate family is.

>>39242553
Sounds like Scandinavians to me.

>>39242623
I think he means Native Americans, aka Indians

>>39242623

There aren't that many blonde-haired blue-eyed germans in germany.... I'm pure german and my hair is brown and my eyes are greyish

>>39242623
No, definitely not German. Blond-with-blue-eyes was what the Nazis idolized, but not because it was the norm for Germans. Nords, maybe (Swedes, Finns, Norwegians), but even there I think it's just a larger minority than the rest of European lineages.

>>39242635
Pure Blood is such a bad term. To be pureblood you have to be from an inbred family.

>>39240527

They don't report it because they're ashamed. And when you're accused of a crime, oh boy! The cops will practically torture you into confessing!

God the Japs are insane.

>>39242230
>The primary function of Christmas in Japan is to get laid and eat KFC. I shit you not.
Oh God, I saw that on Gaijinsmash. What the fuck is with the KFC anyway?

>>39242771
>everyone turns into nigger during Christmas
>it's a miracle

>>39242752
You made me remember the thing when they starve the guy, then put a katsudon or another shit in front of him (in a dimly lit room) and say he just have to confesses to eat the delicious beef.

>>39242752
And even if you are guilty of rape and murder you'll only get maybe 2-3 years in prison at most, unless you're a BAKA GAIJIN then they'll lock you up on general principal.

I'll amend the skirt idea a bit. There's always that one person who'll wear a realllly long skirt just to be different. Pic related.

>>39242838
>mfw schoolgirl in the concrete

NO FUCKING JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

>>39242811
>>39242811

oh fuck I lol'd so hard

>>39240539
Same here bro.

>>39242553
pure americans are native americans.