WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS THE PROBLEM WITH GETTING BREAD IN JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOLS!!?!?!?!!!!???I are there just not enough bread makers in japan to supply the unbridled demand for fancy breads and chocolate rolls and strawberry tarts and nasty-ass red bean pan?!?! Also, do they not have any sense of queuing so that everyone gets their turn to buy precious precious pan to their hearts desire? Maybe this problem doesn't even exist, I don't know...I haven't gone to Japanese high school or anything, but every high school based anime uses this plot device so i must assume that it is at least based in fact to be referenced in so many different shows! Maybe bread represent the only time when Japanese children can have anarchy since their daily lives are so buttoned down or maybe bread is so important to them that it could become the new currency in japan...say a loaf of bean paste croissant for some gas and you get 3 mini muffins for change!?I guess my real question is: Bread in Japan, WTF? Or, should I move to Japan and open a bread stand in a high school...???...profit?
It's not the quantity of breads, just faggots can't fucking queue in a line
>Or, should I move to Japan and open a bread stand in a high school...???...profit?Depends. Do you have solar hands?
I don't see what is so special about those bread related things they have in high schools, I would take a plain roll anyday.
I think it's because it's not more fucking rice that they get too excited.
>>38008728Dunno, we had a similar thing back when I was in high school. It was different from the main lunchroom and you could get subs and pizza slices and nachos and shit and people went fucking crazy every day to get something.
>>38008762Americans and Europeans are superior in line making in every way. Why?>>38008768I kinda do, every girlfriend I have ever had loves getting massages because I run hot, like 99 degrees Fahrenheit...I always wondered if I'd be great for bread making...damn cartoons and their strange ideas!
>>38008728>bread makersDo you mean bakers?
>>38008835>nachosdo you live in mexico-land?
>>38008831lulz, I like this explanation. No matter how super cute all their bento boxes look, then never look appetizing to me.
Think of it this way; they've only had bread since 1946. When bread was introduced in Eurasia 10,000 years ago i'm sure it was equally popular there as it is in Japan now
>>38008907A baker is someone who primarily makes and sells bread...so, yes?
>>38008907bread makers make breadbut bakers make pastry including bread nah I'm just trollan
>I areHoly shit, I thought you were dead!
>>38008890I don't know where you are from, but when I was in high school, we had orderly lines.
>>38008835We had tasty cakes and treats on the way out of the lunch line next to the half blind elderly Jamaican woman who ran the checkout. You wear a triplefat goose or other big coat and fill your pockets with free snacks!
they had rice instead of fries at mcdonaldspic related>my facealso, >implying i went to japan, ;_;
>>38009047That ain't shit dude, at my highschool I saw a kid get through the whole fucking line with a box of pizza without paying for it.It was fucking glorious.
>>38009065rice instead of friesi call bullshit
>>38009115It's true.
>>38009115
>>38009065FUCKING LIES
>>38009115You are right.>>38009065>>38009182He IS full of shit. Although they do have a lovely teriyaki burger and Burgers with fried egg on top...mmmm...only when drunk tho.
http://www.dannychoo.com/post/en/731/McDonalds+Japan.htmlhehe, this is actually funny
>>38009325They do see>>38009260Riceballs
http://www.tofugu.com/2008/11/02/the-japanese-mcdonalds-menu-im-actually-lovin-it/>MegamacWHY don't we have that kind of a thing?
Because east asian countries normally don´t eat bread.It´s that simple.
>>38009372because japan
>>38009425It's like everything we have is simply inferior
They also don't have bagels in Japan.You could make fuckin bank by spreading the word of the glorious bagel
>>38009357I sit corrected. Although the DO obviously have fries and have HAD fries since they have had MacDonalds.>>38009372Nice link. The meat in Japan tastes soooo different there. All McDs around the world taste different...It's funny how different cows can taste from different countries.
>>38009530you can find bagels everywhere... right?
>>38009582Benelux country hereIt's still shit
>>38009733No Jews in Japan!
>>38009530I bet they don't have pan au chocolat or good croissans either.That's why those fuckers have those silly chocolate coronets.
>>38009768 Belgium, the Netherlands or Luxembourg?Maybe your cows taste funny.
>>38009396uh huh....This totally explains why they have baked breads that western never heard of.
>>38009582Japanese meat is top tier.
>>38009836Are you trolling or just delusional?
Did the main character ever make the perfect Ja-Pan in the end?
>>38009836I WILL TAKE THESE SOLAR HANDS AND MAKE USE OF THEM FOR NOT JUST RUBBING WOMEN, BUT MAKING THE BEST BREAD IN JAPAN, JAPAN-BREAD I WILL CALL IT AND THE CHILDREN WILL REJOICE!
>receive change in muffinsShit yeah, that'd be awesome.
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>>38009875No it isn't. Japan has fuck all land suitable for raising livestock Their meat pales in comparison to any civilised country with a decent amount of pasture.
>>38009860Id dat som Konbreads?
>>38009993Dude, that dough looks like a woman's behind from the thumbnail.
>>38010124>Kobe beef
>LinesClearly you've never had the cafeteria run out of what you wanted, shit sucks man
OP is a genius. From now on, the rest of my life shall go towards becoming an excellent baker and selling my tasty bread to the great Nipponese people.
>>38010232i totally agree
>>38009582>It's funny how different cows can taste from different countries.Suddenly I want to travel the world and find the ultimate hamburger.
>>38010232...you need to get laid
>>38010372YOU ARE ALREADY BREAD.jpg
>>38010454In 4chan, no one is getting laid.
>>38010458.jpg?Someone post that picture, I wanna see.
>>38010458
instead of bread why don't just open a watermelon stall
NO FUCKING NARUTO
>>38010530>>38010521
>>38010809
>>38010372Can i join you in your quest? This looks like a business that could make serious cash
>because the Japanese generally pronounce “L” and “R” in a similar fashion, when you hear the tagline “I’m Lovin it” in commercials, it sounds like “I’m Rubbing it”… Remember folks, you don’t need to tell others when you are rubbing it. Keep it to yerself.Danny Choo is fucking funny no matter what you guys say
>>38010873Sure, but you must have guts of dough if you want to succeed in this business.
>>38010934MHMMM mhh I'm rubbing it!
>>38009372>tofugubrofist.jpg
What kind of faggot eats bread for lunch anyway.
how does american know what bread is?
You're gonna roll in the dough, OP!Pun intended.
The lotteria tower burger. 10 patties, 10 layers of cheese.It WILL give you a heart attack, but the Japanese make it presentable as fuck. It's like a tower of grease that's so beautiful, you would want to paint it or some shit.
>>38010372Do it!According to real lives 2010 you'll be fucking rich in no time.
