You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

Oh boy, this shit.

I <3 these copypastas~

in b4 someone thinks these are serious.

>>37106185

You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

>>37106158
Indeed

>>37106241
You're a mangaka level otaku, eh? Get back to work, junior, because I'm a manga editor. I own you. I am Jesus, Moses, and Buddha rolled into one to you. I decide whether you get the luxury of eating solid food this month. That bondage scene you're so proud of it? Maybe I'll be merciful and only make you redraw it ten times. Or maybe I'm in a bad mood because the guy before you spit instead of swallowed, and you know what that means? It means you aren't sleeping for two weeks if you want to afford rent this month. So enjoy your fanboy adoration, because your blood, sweat, and tears are paying for me to drink Dom Perignon out of an eight-year-old's pussy.

>>37106241

You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I'm motherfucking Osamu Tezuka, and you are beneath me as 2ch users are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with flimsy little pencil? My pen and have been cranking out pages and pages manga. In the time it takes you to even draft the first few pages, I've already finished five whole volumes while attending medical school, playing the piano, reading a 300 page book, and working on the Astro Boy anime at the same fucking time. So you're struggling to live on your petty little mangaka salary? Meanwhile, I have editors camping outside of my fucking house begging to publish my latest manga. You know that shojo manga you're planning? Well, YOU'RE WELCOME. Because if it wasn't for me that shit wouldn't even fucking exist.

You keep inking that Full Metal Alchemist EdxAl doujinshi and working on your rehashed shonen manga plots. Because I'll be sitting right here in my studio innovating and thinking up the newest trends and techniques in manga and anime that YOU'LL be using because I'm motherfucking Osamu Tezuka.

Lol I saw this the other day.
Everyone under this line is trolled
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>>37106280
You're motherfucking Osamu Tezuka, you say? Hrmpf. I'm motherfucking God, and you are beneath me as manga editors are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your five whole volumes, medical school, playing the piano, reading a 300 page book and working on the Astro Boy anime at the same fucking time? I've created the world in 6 days while fapping to manga you won't live to see. I knew about all the anime ever to exist even before you were motherfucking born. The next shitty scenario you'll come up with? I've already fapped to doujins of it. You keep publishing your latest manga and bragging about the editors camping your house? You know all the shit that you've worked on? It's because of me that it even fucking exists. I'll be sitting right there in my heaven inventing and innovating the next batch of people like you. Because I'm motherfucking God!

Okay, now I ask you be STFU, cause I'm a CONSUMER level otaku. You guys can't do nothing without me!

>>37106158
take pride young one, take pride

You know, for blatant copypasta samefagging, this shit's entertaining.

wow you er my idol

4/10

the quality seems to really dip by osamu tezuka pasta.

>>37106333
Is the only thing higher than Osamu, God?

>>37106619

Walt Disney? Bla bla bla...without me, you wouldn't have even been inspired..or something?