File : 1277727197.jpg-(19 KB, 320x311, 1277476579730.jpg)
Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)08:13 No.36929720  

Summer Detection System
Current Recommendation: Wait 15 hours until posting

-HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM SUMMER
Stay inside. The sun is a powerful nuclear fusion reactor, pumping out untold of amounts of radiation. The Earth receives just a small fraction of that, and it's still dangerous to Humans to be exposed to it for a length of time.

Recognize shitty posts. Post without proper capitals, with nonsensical (and yet not troll-tier) logic, emotes, and most posts by tripfags (especially those that were previously unknown) are part of the Summer Cancer. The increased exposure to the sun due to lack of government programs to house children and other jobless decrease their mental capacities when they return to safety. Only when they're asleep can you safely return to posting.

THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE SUMMER DETECTION SYSTEM