I don't use tissues.

Hand only.
No wiping.
Final destination.

lol

There's no such thing. I just got home and the first thing I do is check my torrents and have dinner in front of the computer.

>>>/b/

dildo

>>36927791

Sir....you're disgusting...i would never let filthy sperm touch my PC table.....now die -_-"

Haha no

I only jerk off into my socks.

>-_-"

>>36927791
i have a small trashcan under my desk i just cum directly into that, I use a plastic bag to line it toss in some tissue at the bottom. Empty out end of week.

No muss no fuss.

>>36927825
>-_-"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ENDLESS SUMMER

>implying I use a tissue

I use a towel.

Much better.

>>36927825
> -_-"

Let's see you're in highschool and you think it's cool to use these.

I usually eat it in some way (cum in hand and lick it up, or put my legs over my head and cum directly in my own face/mouth) or just cum on my stomach and rub it in.

I just cum into your mother's mouth, oh burn!!

I did this earlier and when I looked at my garbage bin and it was the only thing in there, it was fucking crawling with spiders. Not one or two, like eight and probably more. Should I be worried my jizz attracts spiders?

>>36927889

This. Afterwards it goes into the laundry basket and no one is wiser..

>>36927983

What the fuck?

>>36927983
That's not true. There's a spider in your balls and it's eggs are hatching in your cum.

>>36927808


dry on hands, then wash them.

>>36928008
>Implying your mom isn't well aware of that.

>>36927983

>he doesn't cum into the toilet

>>36928019

The spiders weren't small man. Talking almost as big as quarters here.

>>36928038

I'm sure she would have said something...

>Cum upwards
>Let cum fall and pool on your hand that's holding your penis
>Dump it into the bathroom sink (trollface.jpg) and wash it away.

The only way.

>>36927922
HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

>>36928067

Something in your house is spawning quarter-sized spiders. Video game logic tells me there's going to be a giant one somewhere hatching them all. I'd stay away from your basement if I was you.

>>36928103
You'd be surprised. If that were the case my dad would've told me to stop fapping to lolis in his office (only place with a PC at my parent's place) during the night.

>>36928103

No one wants to confront anyone they're related to about masturbation.

>>36928103
I believed that when I was 7 and would masturbate in the bathroom floor with the door unlocked. When someone walked in I would quickly get up and pretend I was drying myself after the shower. And I believed they were none the wiser.

i drop it into the toilet and flush it down immediately after i'm done.

>>36928105

Brofist.

>>36928127
>>36928167
>>36928230

Time to think of a new disposal method I guess...

Man, I'm glad I don't have to do that fap till you're about to come then run to bathroom and jizz in the toilet thing.

Much more fun to fap several times from the comfort of your chair and throw the tissue in the nearby trash bin.

I think I get weird stairs when its filled to the brim with tissues though.

Napkins are for the weak.
I sit upside down against a wall and cum on my face every time.

>>36928356

We had a similar thread a while ago and you posted some weird ass story of making yogurt and coating a dildo with it or something. Care to tell it again?

I once filled up my personal trash bin about half way through with cum (re-used once or twice) tissues. It got to the point where simply taking the lid off for half a second would bring up a stink that would make me want to throw up. But I was too lazy to bring the trash out, so, Deal With It.

>>36928383
>some weird ass story of making yoghurt and coating a dildo with it or something

now i want to read it.

>>36928383
No >:(
I'm done sharing my secrets. I don't want you guys dying from pleasure.

>>36928393

Yeah, just wait till the maid or your mom does it. That will end well.

>>36928540
I live by myself (well, and with my aunt which is just as lazy as me, but we mind our own business, so I take out my trash and she takes out her's), bro.

>>36928432

Please, just this once, uncle Taiga?