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12/10/11(Sat)17:39:53 No.367381891>>367380477
>David the Gnome
Apparently,
gnomes can only live to be 400 years-old, and David and his wife were
both 399 throughout the series. So, when they hit the big 4-0-0, it was
time for them to trek all the way to the Mountains of Beyond with their
fellow quad-centenarian, Casper, to die.
"Oh shit!"
Faithful
as usual, Swift comes with them, but once they reach the mountains, he
is not allowed to climb up with them. They bid him a tearful farewell
and Swift watches as they all die and turn into trees.
Swift, now
alone, and horribly sad, walks back down the mountain. But just to make
sure the proceedings don't end entirely on a down note, Swift
immediately meets a female fox and it's made eminently clear Swift will
be consoling himself by tapping that. |
