oh no cirno ;_;

I guess I won't be able to go over there and fuck her

>>36553349
well you could but it would kind of hurt

>>36553349

It can't be helped.

...wait what??

So that's how you eat Cirno.

lol shaved ice

she'll be back

nooooooo modcat, don't use THAT.

stay frosty!

>>36553402
But if you eat shaved Cirno, then would you have a lot of little mini-Cirnos floating around your digestive system?

What happens when you excrete them out? Will they stay as water, or will they just give you horrific kidney stones?

And what if they get into your circulatory system with all the other stuff in your intestines?

Does Cirno cross the blood-brain barrier?

[b][i]what[/i][/b]?

>>36553459
>9

>>36553470

She'll take over your body, man.

>>36553470
this idea is giving me a boner

>>36553470

look at the baka

>>36553470

"Wow, it sure is hot today!"
Coming in from the window, Reimu flopped down on the floor. All of the other windows in the place were open, which would have helped the situation immensely if it had just been hot -- but it was also terribly humid, so any breeze that blew in, faint as it was, would serve no other purpose than to cause even further discomfort.

Marisa sighed from the doorway as she herself entered, beads of sweat trickling down her face. It was just so damned uncomfortable. Where the hell was Cirno when you needed her?

"Maybe she melted away~," laughed Reimu in the dimness of the sitting room, the two girls being given a temporary reprieve from the glaring sunlight by a cloud passing overhead. Yep, it was definitely humid. Unfortunately, Marisa didn't see too many more of those clouds outside -- damn it, why wouldn't the sky just open up?

"Oh hey guys~," cooed Chen from the kitchen. She poked her head out to greet the other two girls and gave a cute smile. "Hold on a minute, I've got a surprise!"

Reimu's eyelids dropped in exhaustion. She didn't think she could handle too much of a surprise, so she hoped it was mild. The heat was making her feel fuzzy and itchy and gross and oh god she hated it.

"Ja~n!" A heaping bowl of shaved ice was suddenly laid on the small coffee-table in front of her, with a squeeze bottle of strawberry syrup stuck in it to keep cool.

Marisa blinked, and smiled. "Oh wow, awesome. Thanks a lot, Chen!" She grabbed a small bowl and started to spoon a well-rounded helping of the shaved ice for herself, noticing that Reimu had already started to dig in.

~ to be continued ~

>>36553925
oh yes I love stories

>>36553952
i will use this pic in another 9get thread

Someone post the tsundere Cirno copypasta

>>36553925
...continue

ITT: Dead Fairy Storage?

>>36553402
Wasn't there this doujin where she accidently gets thrown out of Gensokyo by Yukari has sex with a guy and starts to melt?
I heard there were more chapters, with the guy bringing her back to Gensokyo with Yukari's help, anybody knows the name or has them?

>>36553510
1. she will melt to water
2. the water gets absorbed by your body and Cells
3. you turn into Cirno
4. you turn into adult Cirno
5. ????
6. PROFIT

>>36554896
LOLD

>>36554896

This fluid she's bathing in wouldn't exactly be blood...it'd be full of shit, urine, fat and probably a little chyme and bone marrow.

She nasty.

>>36553925
>>36553989
>>36554444

Chen sat down across from Reimu and laid back while supporting herself with her hands. Closing her eyes sagely, she purred, "There's really nothing better than to sit down to a nice snack of shaved ice on a hot day, right?" Marisa nodded in agreement. This was really hitting the spot. Aside from the initial jolt of brainfreeze she had experienced (nobody had seen her, which was good -- she had gobbled down three spoonfulls in a single second) everything was going right this afternoon. She glanced over at Reimu, who was working on a second helping. She giggled as she squeezed a huge amount of syrup over her ice.

Turning to Chen, Marisa asked, "So where'd you get this ice anyway? I didn't think we had any when we left..."

Chen smiled and replied, "I actually have no idea -- I actually saw it sitting there when I came in."

"The whole bowl of ice, already shaved?"

"Yeah."

Reimu swallowed, and countered with "Wow, that's really strange. We didn't have any shaved ice when we left this afternoon. How long ago did you get here?"

Chen turned to Reimu and responded with "About four hours ago!"

Marisa froze, and looked over at the bowl of shaved ice, now heavily depleted. Looking over at Reimu, she saw that she'd decided to take a break from stuffing her face. But four hours ago? What the hell. The ice would have melted long before they got home if that was the case--

"OH MY GOD!"

Jumping to her feet, her face lost all color. Oh Jesus don't tell me oh god no what the hell what no fuck oh god what--

"Mm~? What's up, Marisa?" murmured Reimu; then, noticing the heavy expression on her face, sat up in puzzlement. "Seriously you look fucked up, what's going on?"

Chen just sat there, her innocent head cocked to one side, an adorable smile on her face.

"Guys, we just fucking ate Shaved Cirno."

~ to be continued ~

>Eat Cirno
>Turn into Cirno
Like this?

>36555125
I love you writefag

Stop attentionwhoring, onegai.
Leave it to the pros!

>>36554881
Artist is Nounai Kanojo, UMAD already translated 3 chapters of it, I don't know if there's more though.

WHAT

>>36555399
Hah!, Slut thinks people like her.
To bad Ami is better.

>>36555400

Are they uploaded anywhere?

>>36555400
Thank you!

>>36553208
WITCHCRAFT! OFF WITH HIS HEAD

>>36555594

>you are now reading that in scorpion voice

>>36555400
Hmm couldn't find it on FAKKU any where else where I could find it, I am too lazy to look for everything the artist made?
>>36555594
Sorry Cirno already had you once, but Yukari is just the damn god better lover than you, also she can order Ran to a threesome.

Wait
How the fuck?

This is almost as bad as that "CHEEEEEEEEEEEN" post where the text kept getting bigger.

>>36555555

I´m going to start dumping Cirno pictures and I will only stop when I get a 9

>>36555791

>>36555889

That was fast.

>>36555889
Well then.

Will it blend?

>>36555889
That is how you post Cirno.

>>36555939
Is this good enough for you ?

>>36553459

BAKA IS OSCAR MIKE!

Sup

Same as >>36555848
I will stop when I get a 9

Lets do this

>>36556139
>9

>>36556139
>9
Awww

>>36555662
[Nounai Kanojo] Cirno Showed Up at My House! (Touhou) [English]
[Nounai Kanojo] Reimu of the Hakurei Shrine (Touhou Project)[English][U MAD]
[Nounai Kanojo] Part Time Job with Youmu at Hakugyokurou [U MAD][ENG]
They're on exhentai

Where my 9s at.

>>36556186
Thank you sir. I was also interested in the other chapters.

TAKE IT EASY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMKd8CZF1M

more crushing

why is Cirno so :3 ?

>>36554896
FUCKING SOURCE

>>36556219

>takes it easy.

Ya'll bakas postin' in a Cirno thread.

Only the strongest can tame this powerful monster!

>>36556499
>99