You ditch the bitches and pimp strut your way outside.

The sunlight blares through your retina's, causing momentary blindness followed by blue overtone and a raging erection.

Ah, what a bright a beautiful Summer day, and to think, you could die at any moment at any given time without warning.

Still begs the question of what's on today's schedule...

[] CONTINUE WITH AFOREMENTIONED PLAN, CONQUER THE COUCH, DESTROY THE COUCH, BECOME... THE COUCH!
[] Go to the Library, it's air conditioned and certainly you'll meet Crispy Bacon-tan
[] Throw a rock threw the Art Room's window, command Rin to bounce her titties
[] Steal Emi's legs, film her hobbling around, put it on Youtube
[] Cover Lilly's eyes and play 'Guess Who'
[] Go back, and challenge the Student Council President to a game of pretend
[] All of the above
[] None of the above
[] Play hopscotch with a Bear

Play hopscotch with a Bear

[x] Commandeer the DICK TRAIN

[] Play hopscotch with a Bear

RICHTER

[X] Play hopscotch with a Bear

I see no other option listed there.

[X] CONTINUE WITH AFOREMENTIONED PLAN, CONQUER THE COUCH, DESTROY THE COUCH, BECOME... THE COUCH!

[x] None of the above

BROMONT THREAD. I HOPE MY BODY CAN TAKE IT

[x] Go back, and challenge the Student Council President to a game of pretend

[] Steal Emi's legs, film her hobbling around, put it on Youtube

True /a/non style.

[x] Throw a rock threw the Art Room's window, command Rin to bounce her titties

RIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[x] Throw a rock threw the Art Room's window, command Rin to bounce her titties

[x] Play hopscotch with a Bear
Bromont threads are best threads. Welcome back to Hell, good sir.

BROMONT, I MISSED YOU!

[X] Play hopscotch with a BEAR

>>36348158
[X] Throw a rock threw the Art Room's window, command Rin to bounce her titties

She'd do it without second thought too

[X] All of the above

Now you're a man.


On an unrelated note, bromont do you ever get the word filter issues when posting your stories?

If so, how do you avoid them?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT A NEW BROMONT THREAD YES!

[] Throw a rock threw the Art Room's window, command Rin to bounce her titties and then [x]Cover Lilly's eyes and play guess who.

[X]Play hopscotch with a bear.

[x] Play hopscotch with a Bear

[X] Go back, and challenge the Student Council President to a game of pretend

[X] Steal Emi's legs, film her hobbling around, put it on Youtube

[x] Meet a trucker girl with some sort of accent and go on a Pokemon adventure!

Bromont.

Haven't seen you in a dogs age, bromont.

[X] Play hopscotch with a Bear

[] Cover Lilly's eyes and play 'Guess Who'

bromont here is the pic of lilly in zero suit samus outfit you requested in a drawfag thread

>>36349098
I saw that on the Mishimmie! I also saw Shizune with a vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZ.

lolwut ?

>>36349204
That's the one. Why does she have a vuvuzela if she's deaf?

Actually, it makes sense. She doesn't realize how annoying it is.

i wont sleep till this thread gets done

[x] CONTINUE WITH AFOREMENTIONED PLAN, CONQUER THE COUCH, DESTROY THE COUCH, BECOME... THE COUCH!

SUDDENLY, A GRIZZLY BEAR LANDS IN FRONT OF YOU ON A MOTORCYCLE.

A BEAR! GOOD GOD!

Confused, you ask the Bear his name.

"Beary", he replies casually.

The Goddamn Bear gets off his Harley and casually murders his way towards you.

GOOD GOD!

HIS CLAWS ARE STINKY AND FILTHY.

THIS BEAR HAS NO SENSE OF HYGIENE!

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO HOPSCOTCH!", the Bear decrees as he takes out a piece of chalk.

"...", you take a moment to let everything soak in before you answer back.

A Goddamn Bear has just challenged you to Hopscotch, A, this is completely insane, B, Hopscotch is for girls, and C, your erection is still beating as hard you've ever beated an erection before.

Obviously, the smart thing to do is a refuse and go inside to beat off...

...But you'll be damned if a Goddamn Bear makes a fool out of you!

"GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU DAMN DIRTY BEAR!", you reply as you ready your body.

You slap the piece of chalk out his claws and stick your erection into the ground, carving the squares into the cement with your beating manhood.

"GOOD ANSWER, KID OF THE DAMAGED HEART, LET USE PLAY A MOST DANGEROUS GAME!", the Bear roars as he begins to Hopscotch in the most homosexual manner you've ever seen.

...

You begin to do the same.

Never has there been a more intense game of death, never has their ever been a more spectacular sport, than you and a Bear Hopscotching to the death.

"WHOOP HIS BUTT, HIICHAN!", Misha suddenly appears in the middle of the Hopscotch area.

"MISHA!? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?"

"WAHAHA~ WAHAHA~ WAHAHA~", Misha begins laughing as if she's an alarm clo-

You wake up in the middle of class and stand up on impulse.

"MONKEY SCROTUM!", you yell out loud.

The entire class looks at you awkwardly and the Teacher stares at you, astonished.

You embarrassingly sit down, covering your face in disgrace and because you love the smell of laundry detergent.

"Yes, Mr. Necktie, that's exactly what we call a primates private region, good job! Except, you know, this is English A"

"MAN, WHY THE FUCK WOULD A JAPANESE STUDENT IN A JAPANESE SCHOOL BE TAKING ENGLISH?"

"You only now begin to question the logic in this story?"

"MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN QUESTION THE LOGIC OF THESE NUTS!"

"Please sit down and shut up while I attempt to teach the class things they will undoubtedly ignore and instead look in the back of the book for answers later"

This class is balls to the ass retarded, you begin to ponder what you're going to do afterwards.

[] Headbutting contest with Rin
[] Replace Emi's legs with pogo sticks
[] Eat Fried Chicken with Hanako
[] Steal Shizune's glasses and hold them above her head going "NEENER NANNER NEENER NANNER"
[] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

>>36348541
Fuck if I know, I seem to never get the filter comments anymore on my stories.

>>36349439
[x] Masturbate.

We're men. That's what men do.

[] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

>>36349439
[x] Pokemon adventure with accented trucker

I love your White, Bromont.

Take this shit to /jp/ where it belongs.

Sage, Reported.

[X] Fried Chicken with Hanako

Make sure it isn't too hot or she'll get burned!

Pogo sticks are tempting...but any Shizune is the shiznit.

[X] Steal Shizune's glasses and hold them above her head going "NEENER NANNER NEENER NANNER"

I must.

[x] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

>>36349497

[] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

brofist.jpg

[x] Replace Emi's legs with pogo sticks.

[] Replace Emi's legs with pogo sticks

I apologize if this may be taking a bit more time than it did.

I haven't done a thread in months.

>>36348541
Never had a problem with any word filters, but if I did, I'd use spoiler tags.

[x] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

[X] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

Got to go with the funniest option. Goddamn, I've missed your threads, Bromont!

[x] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

[x] Eat Fried Chicken with Hanako

NO MORE OF THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

GET BACK TO /jp/ WITH YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION, FAGGGOT!!!!!

SAGEEEEEE!!!!
RRRRREEEEEPORTEEEEDDD!!!!!!

>>36349529
you're obviously new here

also
[X] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

>>36349635
Lucky.

I tried writing a story a while back and when it came time to posting it on /a/, NOTHING WOULD POST. No matter how many times I tried rearranging the words, I would always get that error.

Pic related what I was trying to post.

[X] Masturbation in all fields
All is go for a fap-tastic adventure of intrigue and silent shinanigans.

>>36349529
>>36349752

newfags no one cant hate bromont NO ONE

>>36349811
Brotip: 99% of the time the problem with "your post isn't allowed" is One of the following:

'
"
-- (the big hyphen)

That's it. Replace all of these with the generic unicode ones that you type in the little comment box at the top of 4chan and you're good.

>>36349778
Whatever you say. Sage and reported for non-board related content and role-playing. Also, stop advertising your shitty VN and go to /jp/ instead.

>>36349833
You are replying to summer.

Summer has never seen Bromont before.

[x] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

Only because Lilly would react in a funny way

>>36349520
"IT'S OKAY MEEJEWMAHROO, YOU'RE EVERYTHIN' A GOIL CAN ASK FOR IN A POIKEYMEN!"

"WOTTER!"

"Same goes for you, Tsutaaja, you'll always be my favorite"

"I jerk off in your face at night, Black"

"NAAAAYYYYYYAAAAHHHH!"

>>36349863
I thought it was because of something like that as well, but I also have copy pasted my Hanekawa story from a Word doc which had plenty of ' and - and had no problems before.

>>36349833
I HATE HIM FOR VOMITING ON OUR BOARD WITH THIS SICK SHIT!!!!!!

REPORTED AGAIN!!!!!

>>36349833
Sup Bronove! Samefagging again eh?

>>36349914
Seriously, what the dick?
This can't be for real.

Bromont, can Hisao Necktie have a random side-adventure that involves beating some h/a/ters? Maybe clotheslining someone on the way to his next glorious destination?

>>36349863
There's also bits and pieces such as, "First" "Second" "Third" as if you were listing something can't be posted as well.

Listed names in quotation marks also sets off the filter.

>>36349954
You're that same spastic summerfag that claimed he reported the incest thread 10 times, aren't you.

Get off our board you moron. You don't belong here.

bromont, i fucking missed you man.

FUCK YEAH BROMONT

other writers in this thread, pay attention. you might learn something. fuck, you WILL learn something.

>>36349752
>>36349954
>>36349975

samefag

Oh, speaking of which, I forgot to welcome back Bromont.

Bromont fuck yes, good to have you back man!

>>36349947
HA HA!

everyone loves Bromont

[x] Head butting contest with Rin!

>>36350040
Well, we might learn something about bear cavalry, refined dinosaurs, parachuting tanks, exploding rocket-powered sunglasses, and misha's shapely ass, but I'm not sure we can use this knowledge for good - only for evil.

>>36350143

dont forget about breast cancer

The amount of people hating on bromont in this thread disappoints even me.

Also

[X] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

Bump.

Fucking 29 pages of Iwasawa route text, and I STILL had to rush the ending. Fuck man.

>>36350182
Also Druglords and Neil Patrick Harris

>>36350192
There is exactly one douchebag hating. Everyone else is headbanging while chugging pop rocks and coke.

Why the hell do you people not have greasemonkey filtering out sages?

>>36350202

29 pages?

You're way more dedicated to that than I thought you would be. Major props dude.

>>36350040
I was going to say the same thing.
Bromont should do a thread on /lit/ one day. The way he ties sentences together with descriptions and actions is just orgasmic.

>>36349954
>Calling it "our board"
>Complaining about something when you are outnumbered at least ten to one by other posters.

Hey dumbfuck. If you can't play with the majority you're free to fuck off and go cry in your corner.

>>36350261
Don't underestimate me. I actually had another 6 pages of Ending typed out but summarized it so that I could at least keep it under 12000 words.

That aside, where's our Lilly masturbation scene? Bromont's being slow. Maybe he's rusty.

>>36350257
Don't really understand why people filter things and not just ignore it, it's not like either really solves anything, anyway.

>>36350369

What're you writing, TK? I only come out when the moon is full; have I missed something?

>>36350381
>replying with a sage to a guy who filters sages

I see what you did there

>>36350369
He hasn't done it in months. Cut him some slack.

>>36350431
Easymode these numbers:
35978865
36029268
36079442
36221258

36309526

On top of a few fapfictions that I have saved as images.

>>36350490
's why I said rusty. Sorry if I came out rushed, I'm patient. Just wondering.

>>36350257
Because a post with a sage does not mean it's not worth reading.

Bump for Bromont

>>36350512

Wow, nice work. I've only just read the first one, and I'm impressed. Good to see some new writefags around here.

Bump for bromont

[X] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

I see great potential in this. Great to see a thread by you again!

[X] Masturbate in front of Lilly, wonder if she'll hear or smell anything

<3

Writers Gonna Write

You begin to exit the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going, Mr. Necktie?", the teacher tries to stop you.

You turn around to him with fire in your eyes and a stiffy in your pants that could be used for a Baseball bat.

"I'VE GOT A DATE WITH DESTINY!"

You exit the classroom and make your way to the Tea Room, avoiding all the laser traps that were set in place if you step on any of the white floor tiles.

OK, maybe not really, but Hanako got you started with her damn Tile hopping.

You politely knock on the Tea Room door with your penis.

"Hisao?", Lilly recognizes that style of knocking anywhere.

"May I come in, Miss.... Uh... Lilly"

"Oh, please do", Lilly rebuttles with a soft and elegant voice.

You open the door and unzip your pants.

"Would you like some Tea?", Lilly politely asks as she sips her own.

"Oh... Yeah, extra cream please", you reply as you sit down, opposite of Lilly and begin to lightly beat off.

Lilly gets up and walks past you, she stops momentarily.

"Hisao? What's that sound?"

"Nothing"

"You're quite certain?"

"Y-Yes", you try to put on your coolface but realize she's blind.

Lilly begins to brew the tea, bending over, so very slightly.

...

You pace increases.

BROMONT!!

"It's almost done!", Lilly exclaims with a happy tone.

"YEAH, ME TOO!"

"Eh?"

"HA HA, DON'T MIND ME, JUST BEING... YOU KNOW... SILLY!"

"Ara Ara Ara!", Lilly whips together a cup of tea on nothing but muscle memory.

She places it to your left, awkwardly, but you center it politely with one hand.

Lilly stops in place again, she begins sniffing.

"What is that... bizarre stench?"

"Uh... It's me, I've been up working all morning and I'm all stinky and sweating", you lie like a dog.

"Where have I smelled this before...", Lilly seems to recall the first couple times you did this.

You don't care if she finds out or not, the sheer ecstasy of a masturbating in front of an oblivious woman is something the stuff of poetry.

You wish you had a poet right now.

"Hmm... I appear to be all out of cream, Hisao. My most sincere apologies", Lilly explains with a depressed tone.

"OH.. IT'S FINE, I HAVE SOME WITH ME, HERE, I'LL SHARE IT WITH YOU", you smile as hard as humanly possible, containing your laughter.

"Oh? You brought your own cream?"

"YEAH, IT'S HOMEBREW"

"Ah! I'd say I'd like to try some then! If that's all right with you"

"NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM AT ALL!", you exclaim as you get up and aim your manhood at Lilly's tea cup.

"NYYYGGGAAAHHHH", you came.

The sperm shoots into Lilly's cup, clumsily, but inside nontheless. You us your Dick as a spoon and begin to stir Lilly's tea.

"VIOLA! MARVEL IN IT'S MASTERNESS!", you place the cup in front of Lilly.

After feeling around for it for a good 3 seconds, she takes an elegant SIP.

"ACK!", Lilly coughs out in a very cute way.

"That bad, huh?"

"I-It's very... Bitter! What exactly did you make this with"

"Sugar, Milk, a bit of salt, and a couple hundred thousand of my precious unborn children"

Lilly looks down at her Teacup and towards you.

>You politely knock on the Tea Room door with your penis.

Well fuck. I can't stop laughing.

>>36350853

>"Sugar, Milk, a bit of salt, and a couple hundred thousand of my precious unborn children"

It should be a crime, making me laugh this much.

best thread of /a/ since colonial mustang thread

>>36350853
>Lilly looks
PFfft

Sage for non /a/ content.

As always, Bromont delivers

>you try to put on your coolface but realize she's blind.
Fuck you man, that's hilarious.

After you finish I'll start my Iwasawa route. Don't want to miss this.

>>36350957
Oh shit did a drawfag actually do that one? Do you mind posting it for me?

>>36350853
This thread reminded me of why I keep coming back here.
Thanks, Bromont.

>you lie like a dog.
Get up of the floor, you fool.

>>36350853
>"YEAH, IT'S HOMEBREW"
Holy shit, I fucking lost it here. God damn it's good to have you back.

And since you're here, TK, are you doing a CYOA or AU tonight?

>>36350975

"Hello?! Hello!? Operator, I think I'm getting trolled by a ungrateful faggot!" "Oh well, at least I have an excuse to respond to his sage and bump this awesome thread.."

>"YEAH, IT'S HOMEBREW"
pff-hahaha

>>36351030
see.
>>36351000
>>36350202
I'll start it right after Bromont finishes.

>>36350620
>new writefag

>confirmed for summerfag

You awake several moments later, beaten and battered on the Tea Room floor.

Lilly appears to have left.

[] Genuflect, Breakdance with a Foreign Student who speaks in Engrish
[] Play footsie with Hanako in the Library
[] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape
[] Visit the Student Council Room, with a Drill Gun
[] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

>>36351126
[x] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

>>36351126
>beaten and battered
>by a blind girl
wat?

I never, ever, post in these threads, but I do watch their stories unfold with a religious ferver. I just wanted to say that Richter Bromont is one of the best writefags I've ever had the pleasure of seeing post on /a/. Keep up the great work, bro.

>>36351126
[X] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

>>36351116
TK IS a fairly new tripfag...

[X] Visit the Student Council Room, with a Drill Gun

Minato Arisato: Pushing for Shizune End since Launch

>>36351161
Lilly knows kung fu, bitch.


[x] Genuflect, Breakdance with a Foreign Student who speaks in Engrish

IS THAT ME?

>>36351126
Where's the option for "Steal a golf cart and tell Rin to drive you to the dirty magazines shop"

>>36351126
[] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

>>36351116

Let me clarify: GOOD writefags.

and I've been lurking long enough, mind you.

>>36351126

>[X] Visit the Student Council Room, with a Drill Gun

because Misha must pay for ruining your dreams of BEAR CONQUEST.

[X] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

[X] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging
>>36351116
>new writefag

[] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

[] Genuflect, Breakdance with a Foreign Student who speaks in Engrish

well, might as well serve tonights guest eh.

[X] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

[x] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

DO IT

[x] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape.

>>36351126

[x] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

[x] Genuflect, Breakdance with a Foreign Student who speaks in Engrish

>[] Genuflect, Breakdance with a Foreign Student who speaks in Engrish

>>36351216
>>36351215
>>36351208
>>36351226
>>36351227

Gangbanging and rape mind

>>36351169
Sat Apr 17 00:57:45 2010 was my first tripfag post. Close enough to summer to count, I suppose.

I've been on /ɐ/ off and on for several years, though. (NOT just during summer)

[x] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

[x] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

[] Play footsie with Hanako in the Library

>>36351215
try reading that post again with the quoted post, dipshit

[x] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

>>36351252

Naw, sonny, that thur be sum samefaggotry, ya got thur. *chews on a wheat stem*

>[] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

So we have Bromont, which is always a good time, TK, who I haven't read much from but looks promising, and me, probably the only writefag that remains anonymous nowadays, all in one thread.

Glorious.

That said, [X] Genuflect

Goddammit I want Emi swimming lessons

>>36351254
TK, you can go ahead and start up, I'm gonna be a while longer.

>>36351189
I like this option.

Steal a golf cart and have Rin drive you places. And you will ride on the canopy; loose pants held taut by your thumping erection to form a giant sail on the top of the stolen recreational vehicle. Rin isn't even driving. She is simply holding her foot on the gas pedal. YOU are steering the cart by merely shifting your hips.

[X] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

have any of these previous threads been archived anywhere?

I do like Hanako but that seems too plain. Visiting the student counsel room is tempting too but I really have to go with

[X] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

>>36351325
If you say so, dude. People can bounce back and forth, then.

Starting it in a few.

>>36351348
sup summer

>>36351348

[this] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

I guess i'll go to sleep right after I check the shit on 4chan real quick

>Richter Bromont thread

...Fuck

>>36351366

I have great expectations for you, Pip.

>Come to /a/ after long day of work
>First thread I see
>MOTHER FUCKING BROMONT THREAD
My life is complete.
Also [x]Genuflect.

>>36351308

I'm a writer too actually, I've just never really shared anything I wrote with /a/. Unless you count that retarded story I wrote on the spot last week in a fail writefag thread that was hijacked 3 times.

Also

[X] Genuflect, Breakdance with a Foreign Student who speaks in Engrish

x[] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

>>36351398

There's mine. Keep in mind that if you haven't read the previous stories you might get in a bit over your head.

>>36351446

>if you haven't read the previous stories you might get in a bit over your head.

Please.

I ain't afraid of no story.

You just worry about your writing, I'll worry about about what I can and cannot handle.

Honestly, now.

[X] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

>>36351371

I rarely come to this board, and summer has nothing to do with why.

[x] Teach Emi how to swim, get paid in rape

Since we're on the subject of writing, I've written one KS piece here on /a/. Only time I ever have written something like that actually. It was fun and I have other ideas in mind but prefer just to lurk since I'm good, but no where near Richter Bromont good. I don't really do enough to deserve a trip so I just namefag it up with "NOT Richter Bromont" on the grounds that 1) I'm not as good as him and 2) I got my inspiration to write KS stories from him. I got enough positive acclaim that I'll write another one day.

Bampin for Bromont

bumpan

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! BROMONT Thread!

bumpan with Mrs. Necktie

>>this thread

[x] Dress up as Spiderman, jack the Principal's car, go gang banging

Lets see some more bromont!

I hope he post soon. Wonder what route he chose...

Writing takes time, he'll post when he's done.

Bump

>About to go to sleep
>See Bromont thread

NOT SO FAST....FUCK YEAR BROMONT

BROMONT PLEASE POST
I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP

You burst into Kenji's room.

"AH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!", Kenji wakes up and reaches for the gun on his nightstand.

"KENJI, I'M BORROWING YOUR SPIDERMAN COSTUME"

"WHY?"

"I'M GONNA STEAL THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR AND GO RUN OVER SOME HOOKERS"

"WELL, OKAY, BUT JUST REMEMBER TO WASH IT AFTER YOU'RE DONE"

"I'LL WASH IT ALL RIGHT"

You slip on the Spiderman costume and jump onto Kenji's windowsill.

"WITH MY PEE"

You swing away and into the parking lot.

The Principal drives a Cadillac Convertible, and his hood appears to be down.

...

Still, it pays to be safe.

You punch through the glass window and unlock the doors inside.

Man, you'd think doing all this would give you a heart attack.

You hot-wire the car and speed off into a gang zone.

You spot a crack dealer on the corner of Cockadock Avenue and Dicksome Street.

...

You run him over with the car and pick up his crack cocaine.

"I'M SPIDERMAN", you yell at the dealer's dead still body.

You speed off into the night, until you realize how amazingly hungry you are.

You stop by a McDonald's drive-through and order a Six Piece McNugget.

"That'll be $3.69, please pull around to the front window", the man behind the box explains.

...

SHIT!

YOUR SKIN-TIGHT SPIDERMAN OUTFIT DOESN'T HAVE ANY POCKETS!

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!

But you look at the cocaine you have in the passenger's seat...

With great crack, comes great responsibility.

You pull around to the front window.

"$3.69 please-", the man stops as he looks at you with pound of cocaine raised up in your left hand.

"..."

"..."

"Uh.."

You throw the cocaine into the McDonald workers face in a panic and jump inside to take the Cash Register.

You take out as much money as possible and speed off into the Burger King next door.

We should begin to archive the tread for bros who need to sleep. I don't know how to archive anything so some one with experience do it.

>>36352185
>With great crack, comes great responsibility

Oh you.

>With great crack, comes great responsibility

Good move, BK is endlessly better than that shit stain McDonalds.

>>36352218
It's archived on easymodo I think. Search for Bromonts trip there and look for the newest post.

>With great crack, comes great responsibility
Lol'd so hard.

>>36352185

and not a single hooker was run over.

>>36352218
archive.easymodo.net

Go to /a/ and punch in the post number. In this case it's 36348158

Then bookmark it and follow. Simple.

>>36351116

Sage for /jp/ content.

bump for bromont

>>36352492

THAT IS NOT HOW SAGE WORKS

>>36352492
"Not bumping for /jp/ content"?

After eating, you pour out the rest of your drink for all the dead homies that you don't have.

You exit the Burger King and casually bump into a crowd of crippled gang bangers.

"HEY YO, WATCH WHERE YOU GOING BATMAN!", the rapscallion exchanges hurtful words and a mispronunciation of the costume you appear to still be holding.

"HOW ABOUT I KNOW YOUR SHIT!", you yell to the group of four Gangbangers.

"Nigger, I'll put these size 13 shoes straight up yo' ass"

"HA! JOKE'S ON YOU! I'M SPIDERMAN, AND SPIDERS DON'T HAVE ASSES"

"..."

"..."

"...Or do they?"

You pause for a second to reconsider, your new gangbanger friends do the same.

You decide to roll with them until you figure out the answer.

You walk into the McDonald's next door with the crippled Gangbangers, who pull out semi-automatic guns, one of them in a Wheelchair holding an AK.

They seem to wanna rob the place...

The man behind the counter looks at you with a confused face.

"Twice in one day?"

"The perfect crime!"

After pistol whipping the employees, you tie them up in webbing and make back into your Cadillac with your new Gangbang bros.

Suddenly, a giant Limo pulls into the parking lot, with a handicapped bumper sticker.

Akira emerges from the back, holding a Katanah,

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SPIDERMAN, THIS IS YAKUZA TURF!", she yells as she waves her sword around.

Akira... Akira...

Who was she again?

Oh right, she's Lilly's sister-

AND THE HEAD OF THE CRIPPLE YAKUZA!?

FUCK!

FUCK!!

HOW THE HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS ONE!

THINK!

THINK!!!

"DAMMIT!", you slam your fist into your hand, "WHAT WOULD KUBO DO?"

And then it came to you!

And also all the backgrounds are now nonexistent.

"LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO USE MY SPIDEY BANKAI"

"Y-Your what!?", Akira looks your way, confused.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", you yell as you assume a stupid pose.

Everyone tenses, anticipating what you're going to do...

...

.....

You begin urinating yourself.

"..."

"THE HEART, BITCH!"

You push the gangbanger in the wheelchair towards Akira and jump inside the Caddy.

"W-WHA-", the man in the wheelchair yells in confusion.

Akira slices his head off with ease.

You speed off, leaving the Gang Bangers behind and a pile of urine.

"I'M SPIDERMAN, MOTHERFUCKER!", you yell to them as you speed off into a house with urine soaked pants.

You pull back up to the drug dealer you ran over earlier and replace his clothes with your Spiderman uniform.

After slipping on his dirty pants, you speed off back to school, where you sleep this entire stupid ordeal like a bad hangover.

You wake up to Kenji banging on your door.

"HEY ASSHOLE, HAVE YOU READ TODAY'S PAPER?"

You open the door and Kenji flings the paper in your face...

The headlines read "SPIDERMAN WAS FOUND GANGRAPED OUTSIDE A 7/11 IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN URINE"

The two of you exchange laughter for a good long while.

Everyone lived happily ever after since that day.

Even Rin, who was cured of her breast cancer. Though subsequently, she died of Polio shortly after.

The End.

>>36352745
This is just a clusterfuck of happy.
Do continue.

>>36352807
>The End.
Dammit.

>>36352807
>she died of Polio shortly after.
God damnit.

>>36352807
FUCKING POLIO

>Even Rin, who was cured of her breast cancer.

>Though subsequently, she died of Polio shortly after.

>>36352807
>Polio
When the fuck did this story take place?

>>36352807
No one dies from polio nowadays bromont. ಠ_ಠ

>>36352807

>>36352887
1930s.

>>36352807
why the Rin hate Bromont?

I love you bromont have my children

thank you bromont i will screencap this for future generations...later

>>36352902
Yes, because he's clearly shooting for realism here.

Hey Bromont when will we be seeing your next thread?

>>36352937
he's tsundere.

>>36352957
Cripple Yakuza or not this still isn't the 1930s.

Kubo part was the best part of the end. Good fucking job once again.

requesting screencap of thread

Sorry guys, I'll do better and faster next time, whenever that is.

Promise.

>"WHAT WOULD KUBO DO?" all the backgrounds are now nonexistent.
lol'd so hard.

>>36353035
>>36353113
Fuck off and die.

>>36353009
So we're going to ignore the hopscotch with a motherfucking bear and skip straight to the death from polio. Yeah ok.

>>36353097
BROMONT WE LOVE YOU, ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOUR LAST POST. PLEASE POST MORE OFTEN. THANKS.

>>36353009
It is now the 1930's

Replace AK-47 with tommy gun, replace gang bangers with shady goons, replace KATANAH with "Jap-sword"

Problem solved.

>Rin dies

whyudodis? ;__;

>>36353138
Kubo, get off of /a/

>>36353211
And replace the Spiderman costume with a zoot suit or what?

>>36353249
Honestly I think she gets to much attention in these threads so I'm OK with this.

Yes, Bromont's next story should take place in the 30's.

>>36353272
Holy shit, yes.

"THE HEART BITCH!"

It's going to be a long summer, isn't it