Okay I got this....Alright are you listening?OkBleach.....but with cubes
OkayAlright, I got itIt's like Naruto...but actually good.
You kiddin' me?
Cubes.Cubes everywhere
No, wait, I got this....Alright are you listening?OkOne Piece....but done in 24 episodes.
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>>36249214That would be such a horrible show. One piece needs to be at least 800 or its no good. No depth, no dice.
>>36249123Naruto IS good
>>36249413wat
Wait wait wait.Sit down. Ready?Okay.We redo the redo of EVA, but THIS time......we retell it from the point of view of angels.Eh? Eh?
>>36249459Wait, what?
>>36249130has anyone explained this yet?
Ok I got it!Alright ready?OkWe redo Full Metal Alchemist........but this time the plot actually makes sense
>>36249264>one piece>deepABAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAeven the faggot author of that awful shit admits it isn't deep in the slightest
>>36249688cool source, nigger
>>36249688>implying it has to be deep in order to be good
Ok wait, I got thisok listenA boy is stransported to another worldand has to save that world to go back home
Ok wait I got thisAce Attorney videogamesmade into an animeexcept the guys are all gay
>>36249643>>36249214lol'd.
Ok alright listen to thisKids get these animals right?OKNow the kids make these animals fight, alright?Ok.....Now the animals form a rebellion to overthrow the humans, and make THEM fight
Okay, no, wait...The main character.......Is black.
Wait, no! Okay...A giant hammer...in the sky.
>>36249264>one piece>deep
>>36249214This is blasphemy it's like saying strike witches, with pants
>>36249081>Okay I got this....>Alright are you listening?>Ok>Bleach>....but with cubes and actually goodawrite, fixed
Alright, alrightI got it nowThere's a boy who will go on an adventureAnd fight evilbut the girl diesDO U RIKE?!
>>36249895Color me interested.
Okay.I got one. Ready?Lucky Star......But everyone dies.
>>36249895...Is that even possible?I didn't even know that existed. Is there any other examples of a manga with a black protagonist?
Alright, i got it...Get ready guys...OkIt´s Naruto...But without Naruto and Sasuke.
>>36250297>>Naruto>>without Naruto
>>36249264You don't need a ridiculous number of episodes to be deep, ridiculous airtime does not imply good plot. Look at DBZ, it ran for a number of seasons and half of the time all they did was a combination of flashbacks, recaps and screaming.You can wrap up a really great story in 24 episodes with good enough writing.
>>36250297FUCKING THISJUST MAKE IT ABOUT ROCK LEEHE'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST CHARACTERFUCK
Okay I got this...Alright are you listening?OkLucky Star...but with niggers!
>>36250532Fuck that, make Zabuza the main character.
Okay, get readyAlright, picture this...One Piece..With mechas... in space
>>36250589The Boondocks?
>>36250120>Lucky star...>... In the MatrixI see this going all too well.
>>36250624Already done.
No wait...Okay.K-on, with raptors.
>>36249081>By Cube O Tite.
>>36249130That doesn't make any sense.
>>36249081Kekkaishi and Bleach are vastly different. In Kekkaishi a good guy dies, stays dead and never returns.
>>36249459Huh what
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Okay I got this....Alright are you listening?OkBleach.....but with Alucard from Hellsing
Alright, listen to this.Ready?It's an AnimeAbout robots.
Ok, ok, how about thisToradora... genderswapped... in an african village.
Ok how about this.Every anime is required to have a 4 male to 1 female main character ratio from now on.
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Okay are you listening?Here we go.We make a sequel to EVA, but with the same scenes as the original. Eh? How about that?
>>36250923Wait, how big are the robots?
>>36250975Giant. They're giant robots. Chicks dig them.
Okay I got this.Are you listening?Get this.Dragon Ball ZAgain.You feeling it?
Alright get thisa Semi Secret organization, but eventually ran by one man, bent on becoming God.Ladies and gentle men, Full Metal Alchemist
Okay I got thisAlright are you listening? Ready? Umineko done by Production I.G. Eh? Eh?
Wait wait wait, I got it.How about we adapt an eroge, but replace the H with 3D CG animals.
>>36251049Except this time, the main character is freeza and the saiyans home planet was never destroyed.They rebeled and are out to rule the universe.
Okay I got this....Alright are you listening?OkThe X-Men.......but with two guys screaming....
But guys, what about this?What if, we finally make a Tsukihime anime.
OK, how about this.Bones decides to redo Soul Eater and follow the manga this time instead of being gay.
>>36251088Got one better X-man but with Pirates!
okayso there;s this guy, rightand he's in high school and he likes this one girl that's out of his leagueBUT THENSOME HOT PIECE OF ASS THAT IS ALSO A POWERFUL ALIEN NOT ONLY STARTS TOUCHIN HIS DICK, BUT ALSO MOVES IN WITH HIMand he's all like "I already like this one girl, but now I have a hot alien"people will love it
>>36251141You just described this hentai called invasion of the booby snatcher...
Okay, i got this....are you listening?OkayShakugan no Shana, but now she has boobies like these. Huh? huh?
>>36251088Okay I got this....Alright are you listening?OkGode Geass......but with powers instead of mechs...
Harem anime but the main character actually has sex.
>>36249081and way worse art.
>>36251308Someone get this man an anime studio!
Ok how bout thisA robot lost in the woods find's it way to japan becomes a english teacher at a night school. At night spirits arise and attack the people of japan, The robot grows taller than a skyscraper and shoots an ecto plasmic goo on the spirits that forces them back in to earth.
Picture this...Dragonball Z...but with more filler....and longer
>>36251308every hentai anime ever
OkOk check this outalright....We'll remake Inuyasha.........without flashbacks
OKAlright....Picture this ok?Ok Dragon Ball Z...with more screaming
>>36249895I want sauce on this shit, right now.
>>36251554An actual show?
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