You were a bro among fags, holic.

>>35963433
Reported for not your blog.

Niggers

Chair Force here;

What will you be doing as a Marine?

>>35963433
Thanks for the good times

ur gay lol

Eat shit and die.

>>35963556
I haven't decided yet. I'm off to basic and then officer training, and afterward I'm going to become a pilot or do linguistics

You are a pathetic dog of the military. Capitalist pig.

>>35963433

Retired Marine here.

You'll be back.

>>35963512
>>35963528
>>35963572
>>35963601

holic I hardly new ye. Well, try not to get blown up in hummer, that's a pretty shitty way to go. At least go out in a massive firefight.

Enjoy dying in a meaningless war.

>>35963679
Become a pilot.

I'll pray to god you get shot down in the middle of a massive firefight somewhere.

i forgot the address to holic's blog. can somebody link me

>>35963433
Navy bro here, I'll enjoy launching you from my SUB

>>35963819
>>35963771

firefightmind

Hey militaryfags, how does it feel knowing you die for nothing, and you're all a bunch of welfare queens?

>>35963941
feels great man

>My face knowing this faggot will never return to /ɐ/ or his family.

You're that miku shitposter right?
Well whatever, have fun.

>>35963817
fags in teh navy will die of aids long before any wars LOL!! xD

>>35963941
>implying subs die

and its like beeing a neet, but getting paid, unlike you WEAKLINGS

>>35963941
Well as lng as I'm alive it feels pretty damn good ... and when I die, well why would I give a shit? I'm dead

lol

>>35964000

So true, bro. You know what they say about Navy training.

50 sailors go down, 25 couples come up.

See ya Holic. You were and have always been the newfag.

>>35963433
Can somebody post that cap from /k/ about how useless is to become a Marine?

The possibility of having holic KIA makes me happy.

Navy Recruit here. I'll be going to recruit training in 2 months. I'll see you soon, holic.

Officer training? You went to college?

>>35964166
Indeed.

I hope you die a dishonorable, cruel death.

>>35963941

Well lets see, the US has about three million service members, and less than ten thousand have been killed fighting two wars for nearly a decade. Not bad odds.

As for the "welfare," you understand people in the military have to pay the same taxes everyone else has to, right? That's like saying cops or firefighters or anyone else paid by the government is on welfare.

Former Army infantry here, MUHREENZ is faggots.

>>35964203
I did, but no room in officer school, at least I'll be an E3 when I enter so it can't be helped!

>>35964289

Ain't Real Men Yet

Good fucking riddance.

Israeli here, have fun getting killed for me as I lurk /a/.

>Marine

Enjoying dying for someone else's ambition. The last war worth fighting for was WWII.

>>35964203
of course I did.

/a/ there's no need to be so tsun~

/a/ is not your blog.

>>35964319
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

>>35963433
It may not be the end! You just may be stationed in Okinawa after boot camp.

>>35964319
Mormons Are Rapidly Installing New Electronic Submarines

Armaments Researched Every

Semester Here In Toledo

I'm thinking of joining the Air Force but I don't want my patriotism to be exploited by some lying faggot recruiter.

>>35964450
You will get to go to GLORIOUS NIHON before Iraq, or the Afghanistan then!

>>35964394
Muscles
Are
Required.
Intelligence
Not
Expected

RIDE THAT BITCH

>>35964339
Did you have to get references from people in the military?

Marines and Army are so tsundere for each other. We talk so much shit, but when you're in the suck, we all bros.

>>35964522

>>35964481
just don't be dumb, officer school is all but full for everyone but army and marines unless you have an insane academic background (people with masters degrees are being rejected), and take a job that's decent!

>>35964548

>>35964456
Nice acronym, I appreciate your creativity.

>>35964577

>>35964498
True

Why can't you post here anymore? I've deployed twice with the 10th Mountain and I'm still here.

>>35963433
reported

I hope you die Holic.

>>35964608

>>35964642

You don't fly helos.

>>35964498
This is in fact, true. My uncle was stationed in Japan for more than 2 years. He never when to Afghanistan or Iraq in his 15 years of service

Hey guys remember when Holic's tripcode got leaked?

lol marines.

why do idiots do the dumbest things on this board

I didnt think it could get any worse after that guy adopted that street urchin thinking she would be moe

you were nothing but a shitty troll I hope you die

holic♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

Aspiring Marine here, I wanted to wish you good luck! Linguistics is extremely challenging. You have to ace your tests to get anywhere with the job. You should -DEFINITELY- be a pilot. They're that "glint" at the tip of the spear which is the Marine Corps. Semper Fi, sir!

>Become a Marine.

This is your future Holic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRrZlYN2xw

Don't you need to speak Arabic or have a Master's in Aerospace Engineering to do those?

>>35964767

>>35963433

Holic, I haven't been a tripfriend for very long, but it was a pleasure knowing you. I hope you'll visit us again sometime! :D

>>35964526

nope

>>marine
Stopped reading there.
Airforce was here
Marines are faggots.

>>35964778
There are plenty of linguists without masters or even college degrees, they will teach you the language, then send you to school then bring you back

>>35963941
>>die
Unless China suddenly declares war on us and flaks my plane I am not going to die.

>>35964908
I want to become him. Where do i sign up?

they haven't repealed Don't Ask Don't Tell yet
>implying anyone on /a/ is 100% heterosexual

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Don't go, holic I love you

HOLIC NO.

>>35963556
Where are you stationed my chairforce comrade?

>>35964944
>>35964944

Whatever you say bro.

>>35964973

Army, Navy, and Marines all have aircrew. You can even try out for a tail gunner on the space shuttle.

>>35964994
Is that the fucking skull knight (Present Time edition)?

LOL DEAD AMERICANS.

Sounds cool. Don't forget your cigars.

lol just joking guys.

:3 I knew you loved me.

>>35965073
How can a suicide bomber survive a suicide bombing? I don't even know if this is a WIN or a FAIL.

>>35965059
Thanks, look like my choices are wide.

LOL DEAD AMERIKKKANS.

>>35964551
How hard is it to get into the Air Force Academy? I'm thinking of an intelligence-related job.

>>35965117
OH, YOU!

>>35965117
I didn't like you at first. Then I saw this thread. Then I respected you. Now I hate you even more, you attention whore.

>>35965117
I was worried.

>>35965139

airsoft is gay

>>35965132
He wasn't a suicide bomber, just a random dude caught in an IED.

Enjoy your beheading Holic.

>>35965160
If you want to work in intelligence a DoD job might be better for you.

>>35963433

>>35965307
that is a good haters gonna hate gif

>>35965307

ALLAH AKHBAR
ALLAH AKHBAR!

Airforce Airborne Linguist here. Everyone else has a pretty lame job in comparison.

>>35965307
Christ, M1s are indestructible

>>35965307
your puny IED is babby

>>35965343

There is too many armyfags on 4chan, get the fuck out, you don't belong here.

>>35964381
The fuck? I thought the duck-tape-two-magazines-together shit was for AK-toting sand niggers. Do armed forces really do that crap too?

Cya in raids this week :D

>>35965117
Well, this was a disappointing twist.
If this thread was an anime, I'd drop it now.

>>35965356
I think it actually suffered a good amount of damage, crew was unhurt though.

Good riddance. Enjoy your IEDs.

>>35965117
don;t lie, you impostor

>>35965383
>>armyfags
>>airforce
wat

>>35965117

Fuck you, I hope you still die from an IED.

Can't even take a piss in private.

Good decision.

More people should man up and become soldiers to serve their country.

I hold the rank of major in the Swiss Navy and the comradeship and discipline simply something that builds character.

So easy, militaryfags

HOT HOT HOT

>>35965598
What the fuck is he doing? Is he trying to draw something with his piss?

Just go die holic , you faggot.

Dude should be lucky this wasn't a real 'nade.

>>35965399

That's not tape. Several companies manufacture metal and plastic clamps that serve the same purpose. It's still pretty pointless though, since it saves you less than a quarter second on a mag change and needlessly makes your weapon heavier.

Still have know idea what's going on here.

>>35965399

>>35965862

Some contractors screwing around. They were just supposed to drop off some more ammo but decided to have a bit of fun while they were at it.

>>35965987

*ZING*

>>35966014
>>35965987
BATTLEFIElD TROLLS

MINES EVERYWHERE

Only thing ITT even remotely /ɐ/-related

>>35966311
Oh dear Jesus

>>35966439

>>35966311
>RPG armor on the vehicle
>giant monster
whatamireading.psd

Give us a pic like this.

>>35966439
This is how I envision Holic, actually.

>>35966627

>>35966512
oh wow

Ok, so here's the plan...

"Are you Army Strong?"

"Accelerate your life!"

"Cross into the blue!"

"Eat garbage and blow up for no reason!"

Guess which one's which

See this? It won't kill you but it sure will cripple your ass.

Toys galore.

i dont care

>>35966267
Don't worry, I got this

>>35966778

-Army. derp.

-Navy

-Chair Force

-Taliban?

LOOK AT THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER

Enjoy brutalizing innocent people and being destroyed inside in turn in one or another criminal colonial war for the monsters who run your country.

But at the end of the day you'll have done something of value, honest.

>>35966849
someone post that AK with the shovel stock.

Farewell, holic. You gonna keep updating your site with more VOCALOID albums in the future, I hope?

>>35967295
First I thought it was Putin.
Then I was disappointed.

>>35967259
care to explain ?

>>35967455
Nothing really to explain. Just one IED that never exploded.

>>35967057
FEAR THE GAU-8

>>35967158
of course!

I made this thread a few months in advance, by the way.

I'm retiring my trip though.

>>35967577

How will I know when to find you on /a/! You weren't on vent all weekend :|

>>35967507
ahhh, looked like a busted phone to me

Fine holic leave.
We won't miss you. Just remember to post every now and then so we know you're still alive ok?

Good luck, don't die.