>>35682942
It was only a matter of time

post a png

jacked from /r9k/

>>35682942
I confess. I laughed.

Is this gonna be like Kyon Couch 2.0?

I'm a son of rage and love

>>35682952

keanu reeves is so fucking awesome that he can sit on air

>>35683037
he sits faster than you run

Story of my life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CirgVj8Baw

Eureka Seven.

Story of my life.

>>35683037
There is no chin beneath his beard. Just another Keanu.

needs more Keanu on Aizen's couch

He would make a pretty good Aizen

So....what's up with Keanu?

there is no room on our couch

>>35683342
His daughter was stillborn, his wife died shortly after in a car accident.
His sister has leukemia.
I have no idea why /a/'re only talking about it now.

>>35683342
Father in jail, sister is dead, girlfriend is dead, babby is dead. Something along those lines. Pretty depressing.

>>35683371

Delicious Yomi. Ed has good taste in women.

>>35683392
I think it was actually his fiancé. But still.

>>35683407
>>35683392
Fuck...that's just messed up.

>>35683471
And now he bacame bum because bank conficated his house and car.

>>35682942
oh fuck ;_;

>>35683371
There's always room on Aizen's couch for one more.

>>35683407
Keikaku

>>35683547
I don't think so... source???

>>35683654
News?

so what's the story anyway? Did Keanu became hobo?

lr2read comments b4 posting

>>35683717
keanu sitting on a bench and eating a wonton

Which board started this Keanu Reeves thing?

>>35683717
/a/ just made him another tragic hero after reading his wiki

>>35683764
/tv/ afaik

>>35683683
NO KEANU NO
I CANT DEAL WITH GARY'S DEATH AND YOURS IN THE SAME MONTH

>>35682942
Ditto.

>>35683744
>spike sitting on a bench collecting bounty

>>35683717
>Father was a heroin addict/dealer who left his family when he was 3. He has since severed all ties with him.
>Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make another bromantic movie together.
>Fiance has still-born daughter.
>Fiance can't cope and they split up.
>Sister gets contracted with leukemia.
>Fiance drowns sorrows in alcohol and gets into a car accident.
>Spends millions of dollars to keep his sister alive.

FUCK
Not only is he defiling Cowboy Bebop, he is apparently playing Rama in an adaptation of Ramayana.
They are filming it in India, yet could not find Indians? Gary Oldman is in it too!
The fuck...

>>35683853
>contracted
You mean "diagnosed"? "Contracted" implies it's contagious.

>>35683853
He is also an immortal like Araki but unlike Araki, Keanu isn't as strong and can't deal with it

everyone feel sorry for Keanu Reeves

>>35683815

you better deal coz its happening

>>35683860
And the director is shit too. AND he's gonna fuck with TJ Hooker.
THIS MAN MADE THE SCORPION KING AND ERASER!

You know what I fucking do when I feel like killing myself?

I tell myself to MAN THE FUCK UP, and deal with it. Suicide is a pussy's way of dying.

>>35683860
I dunno... Spike had a pretty rough life
Keeanu could pass

>>35683860
>defiling Cowboy Bebop
what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUgmhkVZ0PM

>>35683933
see
>>35683908
he is an immortal and has seen his loved ones die thorough the ages, wondering around trying to find the one to slay him in battle

>>35683933

from a different angel it's also a demonstration of free will and triumph over instincts

>>35683084
I SHAT BRICKS

Kind of hard to feel sorry for a guy who has it made in life and is better off than all of /a/ collectively.

Fuck you Keanu

>>35683860
don't worry he is apparently also doing 47 ronin

Now just wait for antispirals who will transfer Keanu to some pararell reailty when everyone is alive.

>>35684012

>>35684042
Envy is a pretty shitty quality to have, man.
Maybe you should be a better person; things might turn out better for you.

>>35684012
Goddammit. Is Keanu the new king of /a/ or something?

>>35684200
Don't know. Incidentally, who's the current one?

>>35684042
I hope you become rich and famous, just to see everyone you ever cared for die in front of you.

Let's see how you like it.

>>35684259
;_; Not funny.

Ke/a/nu Reeves

Can someone tell me what's going on? His family died or something?

>>35684249

That makes two of us

>>35684322
Fuck you. Show some respec ;_;

>>35684200

>>35684322

I could have just read the words in that image, but I couldn't help but sing them. Dam my soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU2Y5wftT6g

Living the dream

I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy.

When the people you love are gone, you're alone.

I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.

It's the journey of self, I guess. You start with this kind of loner, outside guy, which a lot of people can relate to, and he goes out into the world.


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/k/keanu_reeves.html

The guy has style.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=w2hzqazh

>>35684647
oh shi-

Sorry last one was really dirty, new template

>>35684647
>7
WHAT THE FUCK

>>35684647

>be an actor
>pretend to be sad
>suddenly everybody loves me and wants the bebop movie
>monies!

>>35684777
>pretend

How would someone not be sad after having all that shit happen to them?

>>35684777
>Everybody you love died
>pretend to be sad
>pretend
I frown upon your shenanigans.

>>35684770

>>35684803
Shit happened years ago, i know its a hard concept to grasp for /a/nons, but people can actually get over stuff and go on with their life and surely dont want pity from random people after such a long time

>>35684863
>Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
was said before he was dressing up as a hobo

>>35684863
>Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
-Keanu Reeves

>>35684803
>>35684841
What happened to him?
Could someone resume, I don't read people magazines.

Just somebody tell me what the fuck happened to Reeves a year ago. The wikipedia says fucking nothing!

>>35684910
Read the fucking thread?

>Father was a heroin addict/dealer who left his family when he was 3. He has since severed all ties with him.
>Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make another bromantic movie together.
>Fiance has still-born daughter.
>Fiance can't cope and they split up.
>Sister gets contracted with leukemia.
>Fiance drowns sorrows in alcohol and gets into a car accident.
>Spends millions of dollars to keeping his sister alive

Hard life being immortal

>>35684910
viral marketing happened to him

>>35684929
see
>>35683853
>>35683908
and it is in wiki, plus more like how he had 4 different step fathers and moved so much it took 5 years to finish high school

Man... poor Keanu

I'll buy his movies


Do you think he might dislike us feeling pity?

>>35683084
>>35684012
>>35684012

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=keanureeves

Eureka Evens
Avenues Reek
>Avenue Reeks
>Sake Revenue
>Suave Keener
>A Reeves Nuke
>Anus Reek Eve

>>35684863
So why are these threads popping up like zits on my 14 year old self's face?

Is it just because PaparazzipictureofsadKeanuonabench.jpg is a new /b/ meme?

>>35684249

Equivalent Exchange? I always believed it existed
stay strong Keanu

>>35684962
So she's sister is sick, he had a break-up with his gf, who then become an alcoholist and his bro died? Actually that is kinda sad. But it's not like his life is over, i mean he can always get a new beloved one and i'm pretty damn sure he still has good friends.

>>35685125
Where's that shoop of Keanu and Pimp!Ed?

>>35685152
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/story/keanu-spends-birthday-alone

>>35685153

>>35685235
This was seven years ago.

>So miserable, a small cult on the internet makes fun of your problems

>>35685152
Getting a new girlfriend might be harder for him than you'd think.

Those who know Reeves say his romantic life is less intriguing than his fans might imagine. As a teenager he was simply too shy for romance. Since then, he has had only one real relationship, says Kim. "It was an on-again-off-again thing a few years ago that lasted about a year," she says. "His philosophy is, 'If it's not real, why bother?' " But friends say Reeves remains as fascinated with what he calls "righteous babes" as his Excellent Adventure alter ego Ted. He just can't believe, friends say, that women would be interested in him. "He thinks he's a nerd," marvels Mnemonic'?, Dina Meyer. "I couldn't believe it. He really thinks he's just some schmo off the street who loves to act."

>>35685152
also his baby died

>>35685369
lol. Fuckin' trolling comicbook fags.

>>35685369
OMG I wouldn't be surprise if he browse /a/.

>>35684962
You can't contract leukemia dipshit.

>>35685498

No.

People that browse 4chan are nerds and losers that think they're cool. They're the exact opposite of Reeves.

>>35685527
I hate to use the term, but only newfags think that being so edgy and against all morals on 4chan is cool.

>>35685590
;_;

>>35685527
I reckon the people on 4chan who aren't faggots accept that they're not the norm but don't consider themselves bad people.

>>35685590
DAUGHTER HE HAD A DAUGHTER

>>35685590
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

>>35685590
fix that
he had a DAUGHTER

>Reeves excelled more in hockey than in academics, as his educational development was challenged by dyslexia.
>Reeves dreamed of becoming an Olympic hockey player for Canada
>an injury ended his hopes for a hockey career.
>he later dropped out, never obtaining his high school diploma.

this reminds me of something...

whats the story behind him sitting on the bench?

ah i remember!
story of my life

>>35685832
I read somewhere that he felt like sitting, so he sat down on that bench. not sure tho

>>35685254
Oh brilliant

He's like the new-age forest gump

>>35685590
you fucking bastard

>>35685876
Keanu-kun denwa.

>>35685958
Now all he needs is a fishing company

>>35685994
and someone to talk to ... ;_;

>>35685994
>>35686033
No, he needs a boat and a legless lieutenant.

>>35686083
I'm going to fucking cut my leg.

>>35686083
There is no Lt. Dan.

>>35686218
River Phoenix = Lt. Dan.

;_;

>>35685839

neeshka ;_; so much potential

>>35685590

aww damn ;_;

this is the worst one

>>35683001
>>35683683
>>35682942


Could someone please explain this meme? I've been seeing this hobo guys on a bench macro all day, yesterday. What is it about?

>>35683945
can't stop laughing

>>35683945
Ok this made me lol then I felt bad

>>35686501
>hobo
That's Keanu Reeves, you fucktwat.

Just imagine if he found this thread

>>35686501
>>35686501
>>35686501
>>35686501
I too want to know this Keanu_Reeves meme, can someone PLEASE explain, point me to the archived artical, or something!

>>35686641
If I was him (and I'm not), I would be a bit freaked out that so many random anonymous people show such interest in my personal life.

>>35686650
Keanu .. Keanu has led a hard life.

>reading this thread while listening to Moonlight Sonata

>>35686641
He wouldn't want our pity.

>>35683860
Keanu cannot defile something that he is, Cowboy Bebop is not a story of Spike Spiegal, its a story of Keanu Reeves.

post the one where
"They are sitting alone in their rooms and call it loneliness."

"I'd like to be as they, but I can't"

"My room was once full of people I loved, Joe"

>>35686681
someone put in a youtube for a NHK song. I'll look it up and you can string them together :(

>>35686669
Wat.

>>35686715
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLLf036iZ0

clicky clicky

>>35686681
moonlight sonata I find is bittersweet to me, not sad.

>>35686730

>Drug Addict abusive father leaves when he's a kid
>Legally Retarded dropped out of high school
>Was aspiring to go the NHL, got injured and never played again
>Best Friend River Phoenix DIES
>Still-born daughter
>Girlfriend DIES
>Sister has Cancer is almost dead

Wonder how long this is going to last.

>>35686782
>Legally Retarded dropped out of high school
Keanu Reeves is retarded? That's the best news I've heard all day!

>>35686810
It will peak in a week or so then slowdown. Then it will Spike when the Cowboy Bebop movie coms out.

>>35686796
i lol'd.

>>35686782
is that really what this shit is about? How is it remotely funny?

Are you trolling?

>>35686852
Funny? are you an idiot?
wat

>>35686782
Ok now I understand why they chose him to play Spike, because he pretty much is him.

I wish I had millions of dollars to spend on a sister.

>>35686871
Well, i've read youtube comments and comments on here saying it's hilarious.

>You will never sit sadly on a bench eating a sandwhich

>>35686852
no, it's not funny. Never meant to be anyway.

I guess people now agrees that he's perfect to play Spike because of what he's been through.

>>35686933
WHY

>>35686960
Clannaids strikes again.

>>35686871
wasn't this guy in the matrix how is he a hobo now?

>>35686976

>>35686933
hah no. I win. I just did that this morning.

now watch me as I remorsefully smoke this cigarette alone on the same bench

>>35687009
>the guy in the matrix

Yous be trollin

you dont know who the actor is?

Guys, please leave Keeanu alone. He had a hard life...

>>35687063
shut up taiga go back to the kitchen

>>35687009

>>35687082
Well...shit.

>>35686969
>Spike Spiegel
more like Zetsubou Sensei

>>35687063
Thread is officially shit.

>>3568706

I've read the whole thread and saw that the hell is happening to Keanu Reeves.

Now, can anyone tell me where did you get the pictures?

>>35683945
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUgmhkVZ0PM

now I feel really bad for doing the original shop

>Must endure the most horrible fate.
>Helplessly watch as even his beloved imouto dies in front of his eyes despite all him doing all he could for her.

Sounds like a Key plot.

>>35686976

I can't understand OP pic.

Seems fabulous. What's wrong?

Keanu here, why are you doing this guys?
Sent from my iPad.

>>35687138
Keanu is the embodiment of male protagonists from key???

>>35687177
You are now a meme, dont you want to be famous?

>>35687138
KEY?

>>35687179
More like the male protagonists are an embodiment of Keanu Reeves

>>35686782

ah, so that's it?
I thought he'd wasted all his money in drugs and had become poor.

>>35687197
You forgot to erase the two on the left from the picture

I'm gay for him!

>>35686925
>>35686852
>>35686730
>>35686650
I just read this guys biography on wikiepdia..
Holy shit, his life sounds like something of a movie. How does one's life become so fucked up? Admittedly my life is Shit: 18yo high school drop out, shut-in with dyslexia, and no friends. But, really, compared to this guys childhood mine was easy.

Well, at least he did something with his life, he is a celebrity an all. Can't say the same for me.

I smiled.

>>35687177
i can't tell if that's really you Keanu
letters alone aren't monotone enough

>>35687283

celebrities are often depressed.because they are alone and without friends

>people feeling sorry for rich-ass, famous and handsome actor because he went through some hard times

So, any idea of when will the Cowboy Bebop movie be released?

>>35687330
Best be trolling nigga.

>>35687330
Richness and beauty don't bring people back from death.
Guess what's more important.

>>35687367
Cry me a river.
Pretty much everyone went trough shit. Without the benefits of being a wealthy celebrity.

>>35687283

He spend all of his money to make his sister alive.

maybe not for long.

>Mother is english
>his father is an American of Hawaiian, Chinese, Portuguese and English descent.

I guess he was just made to be different

>>35687387
>Tough Shit
>Implying we all had our entire families and friends die out in front of our eyes.
>My face