Lupus

Is it lupus?

>>35264897
>>35264898
IT'S NOT LUPUS

He was watching Clannad and finally realized how stupid it was.

It's lupus

Stroke

It's never lupus, faggots

Are you sure? Maybe we could check again. I'm pretty sure it's Lupus.

>>35264898
>>35264897
lupusmind
>>35264905
aids

>>35264903
Yes it is

KeyAIDS

It's Sarcoidosis.

Was it Electric Soldier Porygon?

>>35264926
>>35264906
Patient has no symptoms associated with lupus

did you check his nutbladders sir? might be have been a severe case of HNNNNNNGGG

>>35264869
so is it lupus?

What's the anime genre House? It could be a heart attack.

>>35264947
SO THEN IT MUST BE LUPUS

>>35264941
Sarcoidosis wouldn't account for the seizure

copypasta from /v/

MS

Diagnosis: He became the bone of his sword.

>>35264975
K-ON

>>35264968
It's NEVER Lupus

Auto-immune, it's always auto-immune

>>35264915

except when it's lupus.

Judging by the sword you're holding, House, I assume he was watching Fate Stay Night?

House would never take this case. Weeaboos are not interesting enough.

You don't have to have epilepsy to have a seizure it could be a one time thing

>seizure while watching his favorite anime
FUCK YEAH PORYGON

Amyloidosis?

anti-immune accounts for all of his symptoms. it's lupus!

It was so moe he died.

>>35265048
I think it's vasculitis, or a lymphona

>>35265013

Can we conclude that porygon did it again?

>>35264987
Of course it doesn't. The guy probably got dropped on his head too many times as a child.

>>35265037

>implying House doesn't watch anime

He watches soaps...it's not outside the realm of possibility. He's just good at hiding his powerlevel.

>>35265040
>>35265040
>>35265040
>>35265040
>>35265040
>>35265040

maybe his nutbladder broke?

Tell the resident to go back and actually get a proper history and physical, fuck.

you're all wrong, it's mold. Simple mold in the house.

Are you being paid to slack off or to do your job?

He may have suffered a HNNNG attack

>>35265080
House also lived in japan, and speaks japanese fluently

I need to go break into this guy's house to find out what might have caused this.

Differential diagnosis

Go away /tv/, you made Moot a terrorist.

>>35265105
Until we have more symptoms this is all we can do. Chase and Thirteen check the house for any toxins, Foreman do an LP

>>35265006
Ultrasound his carotids. He's fat, his carotids could probably be full of gunk.

OP's been watching way too much K-ON. The faggotry might account for the seizures.

>>35265148
House,m this is no time be having the Brit play video games and provide silly commentary.

>>35265135

I love this thread

>>35265185
get back to the kitchen, cameron.

>>35265116
Well I've found many possible causes. Semen and sweat encrusted laundry, various unfinished foods lying about that seemed to attract rats, poor ventilation and a lot of moe moe.

>>35265080
House plays Metroid.

Clearly, this is a case of seizure by moe overload.

>>35265148
The severe obesity seems to suggest that he had a sedentary lifestyle. Perhaps it was caused by a blood clot that formed in his legs and moved through his bloodstream to his brain, like those gamers in Korea.

...so its was all because his unique padding habits

i just checked his powerlevel. the patient was lying. it's over 9000. any ideas?

achieve this shit

Er...Do a brain scan...?

>>35265148
...If that's all we have to go on, the real answer would probably be "go get a CT w/contrast and referral to Neurology", btw. But before that, get a proper H&P.

>>35265231
>and a lot of moe moe
Why the fuck did I lol'd.

Administer 585ml of One Piece. If there's no sign of improvement with this, treat him for extreme faggotry.

it's lupus

lack of mana ?

I say we archive when we solve it

THE PATIENT JUST WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST

>>35265253

>>35265009
>>35264915
Fourth Season proves you wrong

All this medicine is getting me thirsty. Anyone have any hooch?

>>35265333
5ml of MDMA stat

House! What are you doing with my computer?

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>>35265370
Hey what's up Waffleman?

You are now reading this in Norio Wakamoto's glorious voice:

> IT'S NOT LUPUS

>>35265421
Oh, sorry Hooch. I was talking about getting some booze.

>>35265370
Lt Hooters thread?

>>35265354
Lupus in House is like death in One Piece.

>>35265387

I see what you did there...

Im telling you guys, its Lupus

>>35265448
Oh. I see. It just seems like you could have said "alcohol". It's a much more common word.

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>>35265383
That would be a helluva way to go out.

>>35265422

LUPUS JANAI

okay, the patient is stabilized.
if he dies, i call dibs on his awesome douijinshi collection.

>>35265422
>ITSSU NOTTO LUPUSU

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House stop that. It's obliviously lupus.

>>35265519
Sorry, Hooch. It won't happen again, dude. I promise.

Can I cut him now?

Dr. Cuddy, I need you to flash your tits to this weeaboo patient. If he yells "3DPD", we'll have the answer we're looking for.

>>35265545
HOUSE. Your patient is dying and ALL you care about is his stupid douijinshi collection? Why can't you just admit that you're completely selfish and care about nobody

>>35265579
It better not. I might have to take matters into my own hands next time...

>>35265613
>>35265613
Ok I lol'd hard at this

>>35265571
Shut up bitch. Go home and wait for my third leg.
I'm not talking about the cane.

sorry got clinical duty.

so what seems to be the problem? looks like she's doing just fine without any pants.

>>35265639
Alright, man.

>>35265454
oh now you are shitting.

three major characters just died. and all personified epic and what it takes to be a real bro man.

>>35265422
全 身性エリテマトーデスではないキャッロッルー

>>35265579
Hooch is crazy.

What are you guys talking about?!

It's obviously Lupus.

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>>35265728
Hooch IS crazy.

>>35265613
Lol

>>35265454
Surely you mean Bleach, good Sir.

Ok everyone, new symptom. What causes an epileptic seizure, cardiac arrest and a constant erection?

>>35265081

Oh shit... Fund it!

>>35265801
Homolust?
Clothpins?

You know. There was one episode where it turned out to actually be lupus.

My face when it happened.

>>35265801
Obviously a reverse trap

>>35265801
Moe moe.

>>35265801
Maybe he's been watching too many 2D little girls?

>>35265801
Watching Porygon porn while eating a Double Down.

>>35265801
A failure of a nutbladder.

>this thread

>>35265801

>>35265801
Rule 34 on Porygon

Think it might be Lupus?

>>35265801

Sounds like a case of HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

Chase, do a biopsy on the penis to confirm.

If he was watching moe he´s probably just retarded, which would explain the seizures...

>>35265933
But it doesn't explain the high sperm count.

>>35265933

In all seriousness, I was bummed out that this guy wasn't selected. He was awesome.

>>35265922
I'll help chase

>>35265801


Some of the uncut episodes of Seikon no Qwaser?

>>35265986

You would...

My huntington's is progressing fast, better get drunk and have some lesbian sex

>>35265801
is he oozing a black fluid from his erected penis?
maybe he broke his penis engine, damaged by the broken nutbladder.

>>35265986
You don't work here anymore, bitch.

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Solve this shit

Its freakin Lupus
next
oh wait the next patient also has Lupus and so does the one after that.
Holy shit this job's too easy

It's NOT Lupus

Solved it.

You just keep whining about the nutbladder theory. How about actually testing it?

I think this thread is good excuse for me to start watching House again...

i think, i see the problem here. you need to install cccp instead of using vlc. wait what? you're using a mac?

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>>35266102
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever

>>35266250

lol'ed

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>>35266250
Bitch you gunna die.

Bored perfectly pure 2D waifu material here, 12/f/Japan - im not lonely or anything, s-so don't go getting ideas, but if you want to you can add my msn for a chat / cam!
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam....b-but it's not like I like you or anything...baka!

Wait... I've got it!
These are all symptoms of severe ronery!

>>35265983
Agreed. And the blonde bitch had more character than ANOTHER super-model.

Being a fat retarded fuck explains most things, the rest is probably Blue Balls Syndrome.

>>35266356
A tsundere bot?!

>>35266370
Ronery?

Read: Explain that for the audience with a super CGI sequence.

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>>35266415

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>>35266415

>>35266356
I lol'd
hmmm tempting

You have a parasite in your brain, disrupting the ways you interpret signals from your eyes. It probably came from one of your imports from Glorious Nipon. The cardiac arrest was caused by a rare condition called fatassness

You'll live to fap another day

>>35266576
case closed

>>35266576
this was a good thread

>>35266356
>pure 2D waifu material here, 12/f/Japan

>>35266576
This would make a great episode of House.
I'm serious - get a Wapanese guy get Japanese encephalitis after a mosquito managed to survive in his doujin shipment.

archive this shit now, too much goodness in this thread

save this shit

>>35266356
oh shit, the bots have figured out how we operate!

>>35266576

Best thread on /a/ in weeks

>>35266356
Dammit, the aritificial intelligence is really adapting...

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>>35266356
Pic related?

>>35266745
Yeah seriously, I'm pretty sure they didn't do it already.

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>>35266942
>I'm pretty sure they didn't do it already.
>didn't
>do
>already

>>35266856
>>35266965
Silly anons.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/35264869

>>35267036
Can't spell tis!

Oh hey House. Wanna go watch 2.22?
Oh... You already watched it with your team...? Okay no problem...

Why no sages in this /b/ thread?

>>35267187

I giggled

>>35267270