>/a/'s life story.

old

>>35134915
A true /a/non would ask her to whip out her cock.

Bitch please.

>/a/'s life story.

>/a/'s life story
IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS, AND IT'S NOT A CARTOON! IT'S A STUFF YOU BAKA GAIJIN CAN'T COMPREHEND
JUST WATCH
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<

>>35135034
FUUU

>>35135075

I don't get it.

/a/'s summer story

>>35135034

LIKE EVERY TREEEEE
STANDS ON IT'S OOOOOWN
REACHING FOR THE SKY
I STAND ALONE

I SHARE MY WOOOOOORLD
WITH NO ONE EEEEEEEEELSE
ALL BY MYSELF
I STAND ALOOOOOONE

I don't know why I recalled this song

/a/'s life story.

>>35135034
naisu baiku

>>35135150
Isn't that from that Prince of persia game? Warrior within?

I have no idea why I'm reminded of this pic.

/a/non at elementary school

>>35135204

FUCK YOU! ;_;

/a/non at college

> /a/'s life story

>>35135256

Girl who like boy meet boy who look like girl!

/a/ 2000 years ago

>>35135246
Nope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTOlZkRLOj8

Oh well, I already knew I was the only one that watched this.

>>35135205
This accurately reflects my life. Except I liked anime as a kid, Digimon Wargames movie was and is my favorite movie of all time, just for getting me into anime.

/a/ as a little girl

/a/ right now.

>>35135333
The scroll was better.

Here's mine, LOSERS!

not everyone's like that on /a/

>>35135438
same

>>35135361

I pause when it gets embarassing...

>>35135438
thats me in real life

>>35135448
denial much?

>>35135448
>>35135472
>>35135438

>>35135333
This is completely inaccurate. The man to the right isn't lonely at all.
That man is Catilina and he's being schooled by Cicero because he's being suspected of conspiracy and treason.
I know this because I'm not an uneducated lonely fuck like the rest of you.

>>35135486
not really.

>implying anon wouldn't sit there until she left, with the vague hope that she might talk to him if he waits long enough

>>35135511
I know that too, but I'm just using the painting to prove a fucking point.

>>35135511
DO YOU SPEAK FOR THE PEOPLE, /a/NON!?

/a/ lead a unique life

Stop it. These threads make me feel worse ;_;

>>35135673
Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Never change, /a/.

>>35135722
Exact opposite for me.

>>35135673
So... /jp/ shits on the floor and /a/ right there on the street? Damn.

>>35135795
NO

You all realize your existence is less significant than that of a clothespin.

>>35135852
notthisshitagain.jpg

/a/'s story has more dignity than most guys that live and die chasing random pussy

>>35135816

It's the true end, bro.

>>35135795
b'awww
>>35135816
lolwin

>>35135882
/thread

>>35135438
Says the faggot with such weak presence that people sit on him because they didn't notice.

>>35135816

Let's take it a step further.

>>35135882

This is what /a/ actually believes.

>>35136010

Stop projecting your own insecurities onto others, hopeless loser faggot.

>>35135438
I still like this one the best.

And really, it matches Rebuild perfectly.

>>35136052
so, sucking up our pains and living like men while sometimes discussing this private things with close friends has less dignity than being an unthinking animal that lets his lower brain take all decisions for him? usually, get pussy at all costs, any pussy is fine; like most other guys

did someone just say pretending?

this thread computes too well with my slow sad music ;-;

>>35136146
>Close friends
>4chan

My waifu.

>>35136146

Faggot.

>>35136104
Ooooh, looks like we've struck a nerve.

>>35134890

Well yeah, she told me she wasn't a virgin.

>>35135304
God I lol'd.

this is /a/

>>35136146
This is a very stupid thing to argue, because the very premise of your argument is that normalfags who just want pussy are mindless animals who will never be able to put reason over their instincts. Therefore, there's no way they'd ever accept what you say.

If you want to be open about your belief that wanting to get laid all the time is pathetic, you have to accept that people will ridicule you for it and say that you're just butthurt because you're not getting any. You won't ever change their minds on this, so the choices are either shutting up or accepting it.

>>35136412

Yup...

atleast it was... sort of is now aswell...

>>35136327
I added the "writing a novel" element to the end of that. I am actually going to pursue my dreams and stay here at the same time: I can have the best of both worlds.

tl;dr going to become a good author and yet stay here with my bros.

>>35136251
thats what you are

>>35135205

/a/ when trying to talk to other people
except he's not a cute, hot girl

>Spend last weekend on the couch watching anime
>Girl in my lap
>My hands up her shirt and down her pants
>Climactic Sora no Woto spidertank battle is better than ever
>AI JOU YU JOU

>>35135205

oh my fucking god...get out of my head, past and present...

This is /a/

>>35136553
Self-delusion is a fine thing, bro

>>35135795
D'aaaaw.

>>35135205
this is fucking gay

>>35136146

Your only friend is /a/, no "man" is a virgin (you're just a little boy), very few people want to "get pussy at all costs", and your only purpose is to pass on your genes to the next generation. You're even stupider than the organism with the least intelligence.

>>35136616

God's honest truth. I couldn't make up something so nerdy if I tried. We're both weaboos to varying degrees.

>>35136618
who's happier in the end?

>>35136704

Forgot my pic.

>>35136594
What show is that?

>>35136688
I bet you seriously expected me to reply to refuting all those points and thus locking myself in the endless cycle of trolling
but no
just no

>>35136739
yes, I think the chart was made by the pro-waifu faction
I am OK with that

good night

>my life's story

i'll... i'll just go to sleep... and hope i'll never wake up.

>>35136767

>endless cycle of trolling

So you agree you were trolling and you really just mad because you aren't getting any? I'm ok with this.

>>35136327
fuck this image

why must it hit so close to home.

>>35136688
Yes, because obviously, reproducing must be our only goal in life.
But that leads to one question:
why do people think we are above animals?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6ns_6_Yc_U

>>35136618
Bullshit.
I skipped that invite the bitch get rejected step and went directly to hate love 2D, hate em 3D was just an unintended effect of that.

>>35136821
There are no lonely girls...

>>35136875
Because we have achieved great culture such as anime.

And we're bigger than most of them.

>>35136875

We're not, humans are just self-absorbed, egotistic, assholes who think they are "better" than everyone else.

pic related

>>35136826
and a few spaces before that
>and thus
then
>locking myself in

>>35136910
yeah I never did the rejection step
that's probably why I don't "hate 3D" either
but I don't think real-life looks very cost-effective

>>35136905

>you are too short

i'm 196cm tall, stopped watching there.

>>35136950

http://www.viruscomix.com/things.html

>>35135673
I shat myself laughing at that.

>>35136984
Yep, 2 metres and the first thing - "You're too short!"

Oh fuck you, vid, and try find clothing in my size...

>>35136984
>>35137035
Cool story bro.

>>35136905

Holy SHIT, get out of my HEAD

>>35137047
Sorry, I laughed

>>35136905
>Nightshifts
I don't have a job.

>>35137047
Both funny and sad.

>>35136688
I'm not the guy you're talking to, but there are a few things I must clarify.

/a/ is composed of many individuals that, while lacking basic social skills have many other qualifications such as a deep knowledge of fiction that could certainly be used to make well-thought stories that would easily top the average novelist's skill. Do not understimate us just because of our tastes and personalities.

Also, there is no such thing as a "real man": the only thing qualifies someone as male is their last pair of chromosomes. Also, having an active sexual life does not make you a mature person. If you don't believe me, check the kids in high school these days; they're all doing it and none of them is more of an adult for that (just kids that will have to look after their own kids if they are stupid enough to forget what condoms are for).

tl;dr fuck you.

>>35137047
skull of regret dayum

All of your suffering stems from your inability to find true joy in life, a weightless joy unchecked by the injuries of experience and failure. The closest you can come to experiencing any semblance of joy is by living vicariously through fiction; stories can make you laugh, cry and intrigued, where real life offers you nothing but a dreamy anxiety that pervades every facet of your being.

You have no guiding talent or passion in life that is profitable or even constructive, and likely feel or genuinely do not have the means with which to experiment, and you are routinely scorned by the world for being unconfident, unmotivated and unsociable when you try to change and when you don't.

You may have felt at capricious intervals a strong ambition for change that you have tried to pursue. You have probably even gone so far as to attempt to create a persona of unsubstantiated bravado for yourself in the past to garner the respect of your peers, and while you may have fooled strangers most of the time, it only works if you can keep them at a distance. And the mask soon slides off to reveal your darkest secrets and anxieties as soon as anyone becomes interested enough in you to say they care. And eventually you will tire of making everything you do and say a calculated effort to make people like you.

Upon moving to a new environment, you will feel the need and the opportunity to discover if anyone could really love you for who you are, but quickly discover your shortcomings when you realize that nobody does nor will because you cannot share with them any happiness of your own. And you will spiral further into despair as you feel that nothing will ever change. Your desire for everything to just end is exceeded only by your fear of death and stagnation. But you just don't know how long you will last.

>>35136905

This totally kicked my fucking ass.

>>35136905
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>35135795
not gonna lie...kinda thought the gay dood was a girl the first time i saw this...

>>35137290

>make well-thought stories that would easily top the average novelist's skill

Lol delusions.

>active sexual life does not make you a mature person

There's a huge difference between an active sex life and a sex life. /a/ has never even touched a girl.

>fuck you.

YOU MAD

>>35137578
he mad? he's not the one who started a reply with "lol"

it seems that the troll is getting trolled

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/35049555

/a/ is a shy, sensitive young man
if he were a girl, he'd be moe

>>35137481
I'd love to meet whoever wrote that copypasta.
Every time I see it it still holds true in everything, I wish I had seen it before or at least taken it more seriously when I did.

I would also like to know where it goes from here, what now? The fake persona doesn't work so are we supposed to be ourselves, a new one, what?

>>35136905
>>35137481

Guys...stop it...

>>35137620

>HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH MY OPINIONS! HE MUST BE A TROLL! DURR
>USING LOL MEANS HE'S MAD! XD

You mad, or just retarded. You can pick either.

>>35137645
Wait, I always cover my eyes when embarrassing stuff happens no matter how slight but I didn't even notice it here.

FUCK IT WHY CAN I NOT EMPHASIZE WITH LITTLE 2D GIRLS? ;_;

I told you guys not to refute his points because it would just lock you in endless trolling
you never listen

>>35137843

>He doesn't agree with me, so he must be a troll!

Who's really the troll here? Troll.

>>35137645

fuuuck

>>35137645
Oh but I am moe
I'm like an older sometimes bipolar and not always retarded looking male Yui

>>35137781

>WHY CAN I NOT EMPHASIZE WITH LITTLE 2D GIRLS?

>EMPHASIZE

>>35136905
awdfesdyj6h7r9gtef5tfyghuyj

>>35137892
keep trying
I might reply seriously to you

>>35136905
why would you do that anon

>>35136905

I know you. You were too short, you had bad skin, you couldn't talk to them very well. Words didn't seem to work, they lied when they came out of your mouth.

You tried so hard to understand them. You wanted to be part of what was happening. You saw them having fun, and it seemed like such a mystery. Almost magic. Made you think that there was something wrong with you. You'd look in the mirror and try to find it. You thought that you were ugly and that everyone was looking at you. So you learned to be invisible, to look down, to avoid conversation.

The hours, days, weekends...Ah, the weekend nights alone. Where were you? In the basement? In the attic? In your room? Working some job - just to have something to do. Just to have a place to put yourself. Just to have a way to get away from them. A chance to get away from the ones that made you feel so strange and ill at ease inside yourself. Did you ever get invited to one of their parties? You sat and wondered if you would go or not. For hours you imagined the scenarios that might transpire. They would laugh at you. If you would know what to do, if you'd have the right things on, if they would notice that you came from a different planet.

Did you get all brave in your thoughts? Like you going to be able to go in there and deal with it and have a great time. Did you think that you might be the life of the party? That all these people were gonna talk to you and you would find out that you were wrong? That you had a lot of friends and you weren't so strange after all? Did you end up going? Did they mess with you? Did they single you out? Did you find out that you were invited because they thought you were so weird?

>>35138055

Yeah, I think I know you. You spent a lot of time full of hate. A hate that was pure sunshine. A hate that saw for miles. A hate that kept you up at night. A hate that filled your every waking moment. A hate that carried you for a long time. Yes, I think I know you. You couldn't figure out what they saw in the way they lived. Home was not home. Your room was home. A corner was home. The place they weren't, that was home.

I know you. You're sensitive and you hide it because you fear getting stepped on one more time. It seems that when you show a part of yourself that is the least bit vulnerable, someone takes advantage of you. One of them steps on you, they mistake kindliness for weakness. But you know the difference - you've been the brunt of their weakness for years. And strength is something you know a bit about because you had to be strong to keep yourself alive. You know yourself very well now. And you don't trust people - you know them too well.

You try to find that special person, someone you can be with, someone you can touch, someone you can talk to, someone you don't feel so strange around. And you find that they don't really exist. You feel closer to people on movie screens.

>>35138074

Yeah, I think I know you. You spend a lot of time daydreaming, and people have made comment to that effect. Telling you that you're self involved, and self centred. But they don't know, do they? About the long night shifts alone, about the years of keeping yourself company, all the nights you wrapped your arms around yourself, so you could imagine someone holding you. The hours of indecision, self doubt, the intense depression, the blinding hate, the rage that made you stagger, the devastation of rejection.

Well, maybe they do know. But if they do, they sure do a good job of hiding it. It astounds you how they can be so smooth, how they seem to pass through life, as if life itself was some divine gift. And it infuriates you to watch yourself with your apparent skill at finding every way possible to screw it up.

For you, life is a long trip, terrifying and wonderful. Birds sing to you at night, the rain and the sun the changing seasons are true friends. Solitude is a hard won ally, faithful and patient.

Yeah, I think I know you.

>>35137967

I'd rather not argue with a child who seriously thinks people with different opinions are just trying to get his attention. How fucking egocentric can you fucking be?

>>35138093
>>35138074
>>35138055
Life is great.

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

>>35138305
Very good
not really deep or anything like that but its a little bit relatable.

>>35138305

Look at the second last panel, the chair of the guy who didn't come...

ITT:everyone became an hero

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

>my life story

>>35138305
Someone ordered some WORDS?

>>35138641
Dude.

DUDE.

>/a/'s life story.

story, life, etc.

>>35139111

shinji is /a/

>>35139111
Best one.

Noone will ever be like Kaworu to you, who is like Shinji ;_;

>ITT: bawwwwww

>>35139100

tee hee

>>35139077

Oh I love this one

>>35139111
Is this manga any good compared to the anime?

>>35139272

Yes.

>>35139111

>>35138641
Fuck, I need glasses. What does that say?

>>35139293
confidence.

>>35139372
FUCK YOU.

;__;

>>35139111

Amazing.

>>35137481

this is the reason im a nihilist

sad isnt it

>>35139111
/a/ has been fucking me in the ass since Day 1.

fuck you /a/

>>35139293

confidence

I think glasses is intelligence, star earrings is impulsiveness, the other girl is indifference/apathy, and big guy is the penis

>>35138305
>>35139077

sauce of this ?

>>35139111
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlwqXNedBJA

CANON.

>>35139111

/a/ is a faggot? I'm ok with that.

>>35139567
Myself, I am you!
;_;

>>35139551

http://www.viruscomix.com/

>>35139172
That's too much. Stop it. ;_;

>>35136594
Haha I feel like watching KnK now

I'm sick of your 4chan bullshit.

I think.. I'm turning kinda gay. At least bi.
Now I enjoy fapping to strap-on, cock girls, or any other kind of trap.

FUCK, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME /a/

>>35140133
nothing at all

>>35140198
nothing at all!

>>35138305

DAMN YOU INTELLIGENCE! YOU ALWAYS FUCK EVERYTHING UP YOU ASSHOLE!

>>35137481
If you can find true joy in fiction, you're set for life.

>>35140762

Sometimes I wish I could just stop thinking

>>35139077

HOLY FUCK TL;DR

/a/ is filled with 20-80 year-old virgins

I am 26 years old. I am 6'2, and 160lbs. I have no job. I live at home with my parents. I dropped out of University. I have never had a girlfriend. I cannot approach girls. I am a virgin. I feel intimidated and inferior to women. I look at better looking men and feel absolute hatred towards them because of my terrible jealousy. I spend 8 hours a day on 4chan. I am depressed. I have constant anxiety. I wake up in the night with my heart pounding. I can't cope in social situations. I blush at the drop of a hat. I find it almost impossible to make conversation with people. I crumble under even the slightest amount of scrutiny. I have bad posture. I speak too fast in a monotone voice and people struggle to understand me. I have acne. I am obsessed with my appearance. I spend hours in front of the mirror picking fault with the most minor of imperfections.

I am paranoid people are judging me, making fun of me and criticizing me. I talk to myself constantly. I live in a dreamworld and fantasize all the time. I look to blame others for my problems even though I know deep down it is all my fault. I am still clinging to childhood even though it is long, long gone. I live in constant regret that I have underachieved in my life. I am bitter towards others who have succeeded. I feel that I am not in control of my own mind. I cannot stay focused or motivated on anything for long enough to succeed. I have chronic procrastination. I have a negative voice in my head that literally feels like another person dictating what a freak I am. All I have is blind hope that one day I'll turn things around. I have tried in vain many times to understand why I turned out like this but to no avail. I am what I am and I hate it. I wish I was free.

>>35140933

;_;

>>35140874
>>35140762

They do say stupid people have much happier lives. Ignorance is truly bliss.

>>35140925
read it it's good

>>35135337
shit was for faggots.... cereal anon, are you a faggot?

>>35140925

It's worth it.

>>35137088

I got my manual at birth, it was a fucking terrible one. I'm trying to throw it out, but it's just so fucking hard to do anything different after 20 years of the same shit.

>>35141450
>>35141055

It was not you fucking trolls!

>>35142170

>>35142317

>>35136553
>Little girl in my lap
fix'd

>>35140969

ah fuck...

>>35140969
I think you're perfect anon

:3

best thread on /a/

>>35140969

There is a way to free yourself ... it's pretty simple actually.

>>35140969
You're me.

But:
-25years
-I didn't dropped out of University
-I don't feel inferior to women
-I don't blush at the drop of a hat

>>35139111
>/a/'s life story part two.

>>35136905
fuck you

goddamn /a/ this thread made me cry and on a friday night

Archive needed. ARCHIVE ADMINS, HEAR US.
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

>>35143463

You're an idiot. Everything is archived. Most of this is pasta anyways. Christ.

>>35143529
I'm not good with internets.

Thanks /a/, I am so fucking depressed right now

>>35143755

Then our job is done.

>>35136412

there's me! ;D

;_;

>>35143529

Yeah, but it's almost impossible to find anything on modo without having the actual thread #. Let's try it out and see if the mods will actually let this be archived.

Oh you innocent anons.

I've found out the hard way that trying to actually get close to someone else is a lot more stress and misery than just staying alone.

Really the only reason I keep going forward with it is because I care about her, and don't want to just leave her and have that on my conscience.

You're probably better off living in fantasies with waifus.

You know what?
I'm going to go outside

>>35144606
But it's almost midnight.
You might get mugged. Or worse, catch a cold.

>>35144627

Maybe he'll get butt mugged! That'll make him less ronery.

>>35144487
>You're probably better off living in fantasies with waifus.
Yes, fantasies are always better than whatever reality can conjure up.
I just wish scientists would get to working on a fully immersive virtual reality, so that I can be the little girl and be coddled by a virtual onee-sama.

>>35144433

I keep a txt file myself for all my favorite threads

>>35144606

dude it's like 11:30! you'll get raped!

>>35144627
>>35144682
>>35144649
It's 8:30
The sun is still sort of out

Bampu~

>>35145138
That's not how you bump
You reply to something that doesn't need a reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs&feature=related

they find people like us

>>35145282

This guy knows what he's talking about.

>>35145483
Is this worth watching, or can I be at ease for not wasting my time watching it?

>>35145282
I see what you did there

Holy shit, I figured it out. Think of the storyline of "Welcome to the NHK" but instead of blaming the NHK, its actually 4chan that is the conspiracy.

>>35146180
Or anything you can pass blame onto for your inability to move forward...

>>35146210

As if /a/non will take responsibility for anything in his life.

>>35146180
>>35146210

I blame myself
welcome to the me

>>35146364
>welcome to the me

CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE

>>35147068

>>35147763
thats how you bump

>>35147815
What you just did is the correct way
You are a master bumper

>>35135795
/r/ that "I could dress up as Yuki for you, if you want" pic.

>>35148071

>>35148123
Want