How accurate are their translations?

Now someone translate that thread.

>GAIJIN in the first post
>add for vanilla street fighter iv at the bottom
>my face

sage

>>34810452
They're pretty much correct

>>34810452
They are accurate.

If 2chan were anything like 4chan, this thread would have been filled with facepalm pictures.

why nobody's posting any images, it's a imageboard right?

>やればできるんだからfuck以外の表現も使おうよ
Motherfucker
>やればできるんだからfuck以外の表現も使おうよ
Suck my ass
>やればできるんだからfuck以外の表現も使おうよ
oh! fuck!
>委員長も無いんだぜ？
Class Presidentだよ！
Ok guys. Seriously...

>>34810545
>and you would not forget to sage

>>34810500
>>34810500
>>34810500

>>34810586
Never been to 2chan, but I assume it's because they'd rather talk than >>34810545 and >>34810609

ま あ白豚になるのは死んでも嫌だけど
来世も日本人になりたい
google translate it

>>34810732
Well, pigs become white, but would not be caught dead
Next life I want to be Japanese

The thread derailed into something about South Park and homosexuality?

Butthurt Japs all over the place

OH 2CHAN
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://img.2chan.net/b/res/87012542.htm&
amp;ei=FpntS-yUKIHStAPjgon5Dw&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBUQ7gEw
AA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://img.2chan.net/b/res/87012542.htm%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26h
s%3Dx5K%26sa%3DG%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26channel%3Ds

>想像もつかんのぅ
お兄ちゃん→Big Brother
お兄ちゃま →Brother
あにぃ→Big Bro
お兄様→Dear Brother
おにいたま→Bro-bro
兄上様 →Brother Mine
にいさま→Elder Brother
アニキ→Bro
兄くん →Brother darling
兄 君さま→Beloved brother
兄チャマ→Brother dearest
兄や →Mon frere
あんちゃん →bud
だそうだ

Now translate what they are saying and post it here than make cap of this thread and post it there.

>>34810769
derailed


サウスパーク見てると事ある毎にカマ野郎って言ってるけど日本じゃ余りホ
モとかゲイとか悪口に使わないよね
I'm gay or homosexual or other abusive use in Japan but I said I'll Kama every guy there and I'm watching South Park

> Well white pigs will also want to be Japanese, but would not be caught dead afterlife
fucking lol'd

>>(Eg Pegasus Fantasy)
Oh god, they heard of Jerome, it was in the french's American Idol : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaQtppuOx60

>素晴らしいチンチンもの
>Even the great Chinchin
>chinchin

Wait..what?

>>34810586

Just an internet cultural thing, I suppose. Maybe because they're used to 2ch which is text-only?

>>34810806
Hello there Sister Princess.

>>34810427
I'm amused that they noticed Razy but not Prease

>>34811004
Chinchin = Dick

Also, someone PLEASE post the video of the American Idol Otaku on the board PLEASE

"4chan はアメリカっていうか英語圏のやつらみんな使ってんじゃないの？

4chan is not you guys with English-speaking people of America I mean?"
Someone gets it.

>the pigs become white

>Japan is just a representation of the number of stars dick

wat.

WHY 4CHAN DON'T HAVE CAT BOARD???????????????????????????

I love these 4chan x 2chan love threads.

>>34811122
use anime reactions please.

>>34811174
We do, it's called /an/

>>34811174
every board is cat board on caturday

ま あ白豚になるのは死んでも嫌だけど来世も日本人になりたい
Well white pigs will also want to be Japanese, but would not be caught dead afterlife

oh japan.

>I see the arrogance of American national identity

I am monitoring this thread

>>34810831
I don't remember 4chan ever saying that, but it's a sound advice for every situation ever.

>Well white pigs will also want to be Japanese, but would not be caught dead afterlife

white pig disgusting

>Well white pigs will also want to be Japanese, but would not be caught dead afterlife

>The licking dick into ass still think what if
...I don't think this is a very good translation. :|

>A race is like a troll
Shit, son.

>>34811208
They know us too well

>>34811227
...Are you serious?

Same shit, different language.

>Well white pigs will also want to be Japanese, but would not be caught dead afterlife

Wouldn't you already be dead in the afterlife?

>>34811200
>go on /an/
>Only a single cat thread on the first page versus about 10 dog threads
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!?

>>34810586

you cant post image on that board (img)

>Reading 2chan is like sticking your face in an anus and breathing in

-Gainax exec

English conversation in Futaba:
>>Hello,let's fuck.
>Show your ass.

>Is likely to be severe or hip-hop

wtf

>>34811299
the japanese aren't dead, even if you kill them.

So apparently 4chan has already raided every single website on this side of the internets, so now we have to pester the japs.

found something cool on cat board

>>34811322
Dogs > Cats
More news at 11.

How does it feel internationalfags, that when ever you post on 4chan you are automatically an amerifag?

>>34811356
Goddamnit, /v/ taught them >implying?

>>34811365
That cat has bad tastes

>>34811369
FUCK YOU
CATS > DOGS
DIE IN A FIRE

>>34811327
very primitive form of communication or a very sophisticated one? Oh the wonder of life....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezP6yqhs9k

>>34811369
This is what dogfags actually believe.

>I see the arrogance of American national identity

Well, shit. Screencap and translate it for me.

>>34811365
This cat has awesome taste. Only the best is not covered!

>>34811365
A British blue with a collection of shitty animu?

>>34811394
Fuck off shin.

>サウスパーク見てると事ある毎にカマ野郎って言ってるけど日本じゃ余
りホモとかゲイと か悪口に使わないよね
>I'm gay or homosexual or other abusive use in Japan but I said I'll Kama every guy there and I'm　watching South Park
なんか凄い訳し方されてるぞ

Because English is the most common language(Except Chinese, I guess, but who the fuck cares about Chinese), and appealing to the masses is an important thing?

I don't really have an answer for you. Maybe Japanese people like English, or because a lot of things around the world were popularized in English speaking countries like the United States, so the English wording of that is better?

For example, Hikikimori is a much better way to describe what they are, instead of something longer and necessary like "Shut in that is afraid of outdoors"

It could be that "Don't say you are lazy" in Japanese would be a really long thing that doesn't sound good musically, and they had to use a different language, and since Chinese is ass, English was the best option.

>Well white pigs will also want to be Japanese, but would not be caught dead afterlife

It's actually, "I would rather die than be a white pig. I hope I'm Japanese again in the next life.

>>34811424
hi shin

>>34811398
>>34811412
Dogs are loyal, cats side with anyone who gives them good food

>> Slap penis is comparatively likes me ...

>>34811412
Dogs are loyal unlike cats.

>>34811461
>Because English is the most common language(Except Chinese, I guess

This is what Americans actually believe.

>>34811465
This makes more sense. Ask them about penis size

>google translate entire web page
>my face when reading thread

>>34811369

Dogs are fucking morons

>>34810806
That's from the Sister Princess dub.
Yes, I watched it dubbed.
Aria's episode was golden. It was like listening to a moe Eeyore.

>>34811465
With their declining birth rate his chances aren't good, he'll probably end up as a chink or zergling.

>Kampfer

Wow, they really do lurk here a lot don't they?

>>34811501
Dogs are smarter than cats.

>>34811356
Quick! Everyone add typos and random errors so they can't translate us!

Dogs eat shit LITERALLY . Evil geniuses dont own dogs, they own cats. Says a lot when someone smart enough to almost take over the world chooses a cat over a stupid dog

I like both dogs and cats

http://www.nijibox5.com/futabafiles/kobin/src/ss111688.jpg

>>34811174
/an/

>>34811365

They have cats in Japan?

>>34811494
It's not a matter of belief. Look it up.

It's second to Chinese as the most commonly spoken language. It's also spoken around the world, whereas Chinese is not, so it could be considered the most globally spoken language, and thus a better choice.

Perhaps you're biased to this, because you don't live in a English speaking country? I should be able to persuade you easily then, because you do speak English. Case in point.

>/a/は糞だ
>/jp/に貼り直 して来い

>/a/ is shit
>repost it in /jp/

>>34811365
That cat is like...what the fuck, stop forcing me to lie down beside these cases

fuck, just take the picture and leave me alone

>>34811461
Look everyone, a tripfag completely missing the point of the thread.

>>34811608
Hahahahhahahaha oh wow

Maks meh wondar howw much of English speeling kan google transleight into Japan

>>34811557
I love your logic, and I completely agree

I love when 4chan posts in 2chan

Goddamn, I need a japanese IP to post in there.
You win this time, 2chan.

>>34811632
Hey kid, that's evil. This isn't helping intrenotianal relotians.

>>34811646

Oh god I lol'd.

I wish I could post on 2chan. I'd post there every day...

>>34811632
Google Translate is complete, irredeemable shit. Misspelling words would barely make a difference in how shit it is.

>>34811577

This is incredible.

>>34811577
Where the fuck did this come from? I don't see in in the 2chan thread.

You know what? To talk about sharks！

Dogs can learn words, and physically respond to them.
Cats brain is too small to comprehend.

>>34811174

I have no idea. We just have /an/. We should have one dedicated solely to cats.

...threads like these makes me feel superior than these 2channers.

Teehee, now they're talking about cats and dogs.

I own a collie and a cat, they get along surprisingly well.

some old thing: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j1zowthoemy

>(なぜか始まる犬派vs猫派)
>FUCK YOU
>CATS > DOGS
>DIE IN A FIRE
GAIJINこえー

For some reason they've stated arguing between cats and dogs

Gaijins are scary!

one of them is asking
'why do u guys like to slap your girlfriends with your penis with full of shit after anal'

>>34811608
FAG STATUS

>>34811713
Get off here andrea

>>34811697
That's a reaction to EMIRY, right? I'd like to fuck her at full force too.

they get stuff from us from time to time

>>34811627
The point of the thread, I would assume, is to stay on topic?

Or would you rather talk with people on a board that has had non-japanese ips banned for a long time?

Clearly this is not the type of thing they're interested in, and if you want to raid, go to /b/.

With that said, assuming you *do* get the point of this thread as "To raid Japenese people because I'm a retard", why are you posting in it other than because you wandered in from /b/ with the mindset that people give a damn? That would be the only answer I can see, as otherwise it makes no sense to post in this thread at all, because even if your post doesn't bump it, it still contributes to it. For example, my replying to your post does bump the thread, whereas if you didn't post at all, I would not have been able to.

Why do they translate our threads? Don't they realize that makes us clearly feel superior?

>>34811701

Who is smarter, the one who rolls over because you tell it to, or the one who ignores you because it's a stupid thing to do?

bros i am afraid we have a traitor or spy here.
He is posting leaking us to the 2ch
fucking hunt him down.

>>34810427
holy shit that thread is massive.

>>34811696
If you have the futaba firefox extension it'll be autolinked from the OP (that's what the ss111688.jpg means).

>>34811646
問 題, 2chan?

>>34811465
>>34811465
>>34811465
>>34811465
>>34811465
FINALLY!!
japanese-fag please translate it to 2chan, PLEASE!!!!

How do we recognize that japanese people are posting here? Fuck.

Cats are more awesome than dogs. Dogs are smelly and annoying - on the other hand, cats can be pretty mean bitches.

>>34811718

hahahahaha

I like them. They're pretty cool guys, and really good drawers.

>>34811675

Well they got nice boat from us

>>34811646


LOL

>>34811724
They're lurking /a/, see
>>34811369
and
>>34811398

I would love to see 2chan raid 4chan - lets get this going.

>>34811724
>>34811724

Oh shit! They're watching!

I like these lost in translation threads

4chan and 2chan acting like massive morons becuase each can't understand what the other is actually saying

They are?

....
NUKES!!!!


.....

Thank you for anime, video games, electronics and sushi. Oh and sorry for Nagasaki and Hiroshima. But really, you started it.

>>34811879
Shut up and talk about your favourite animal.

>>34811790

>How do we recognize that japanese people are posting here? Fuck.

hey aren't you that faggot who spams this place with transsexuals?

>>34811854
Sure, you first

>>34811879
But both of us are actual morons, understanding what the other idiot says has nothing to do with it.

Dear 2chan,

All we want is more Yamada.

Thank you.

Your western pals,
4chan

>>34811900
It was entirely their fault.

>>34811790 How do we recognize that japanese people are posting here? Fuck.
It's the scent, boy.

>>34811879

Google Translate is our savior.

ROOKING BLITZ LOOP THIS PURANETO TO SEARCH WAY ONRY MAI RAIRGUN CAN SHOOT IT IMA GA SU

>>34811900
Why are you talking to Japan like it was a single person?

>>34811879
It's like highschool all over again.

>>34811920
I do the same when talking about Spain.

>>34811911

Original character, do not steal?

>>34811911
And a Yotsuba& anime.

>>34811902
Nah,you've mistaking me with the tripguy Kyonko,I'm just a fanboy and nobody loves me.

>>34811461
I think it is rather than the fact that America makes a lot of movies and other types of media that can be sold to other countries(I have seen tons of American movies but almost none from my neighboring countries because they can't get popular in other countries due to the initial audience being so small). The movies often have themes that are considered to be "cool" and thus making the language be associated with coolness. The image of America in other countries mostly comes from the huge stars and media figures that come from there, most people have no idea how ordinary everyday life in America is. I remember as a child we used to play games where we were some sort of cool guys with leather clothing(imitating some movie we had seen) talking in gibberish english.

>>34811902
it's a girl

>I see the arrogance of American national identity

the jokes on them. america doesn't have a national identity

Hello Japan remember me

Cats == Dogs

lets get a nuke thread started

>>34811911
I agree.

>My face when reading their thread

wwwww

Japan, the bombs were your own fault. Pic related.

Sup 2chan, you guys are very cool.

Greetings from Anon.

>>34811900

Awww.. That's very nice of you

>>34811959
>implying Americans don't love themselves and try to sell themselves like the greatest shit on Earth all the time

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

> 英語全然わからんけど向こうは向こうで楽しそうだな
Same here, just the other way around. It's pretty baller.

>>34810500

hell no. that thing was like 2 miles long.

Why do you fags keep always talking about bombs? Are you really that childish?

we need to post something similar to this over there

On the 2chan thread:
>(なぜか始まる犬派vs猫派)
>FUCK YOU
>CATS > DOGS
>DIE IN A FIRE
GAIJIN こえー
-

THEY THINK THEY CAN TROLL

>he still can't post on 2ch
laughinggirls.jpg

>>34811959
Things like claiming to love freedom and being number one would qualify as part of the American national identity.

how do we know who is jap here?

A quite interesting
I like to fly or jump so that Japanese?
What chance

>>34812007

Yes.
I'm not even American, but hey, do as the romans do

>>34812007

Yes, they are

Someone should post a link in that thread to this thread.
I can smell the wapanese butthurt from here...

I'm laughing like an idiot OP and that doesn't happen every day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi

What kind of mutant superpowers must he have by now?

>>34812042
Easy, we use the "How to tell the difference between a Jap and a Chinese ally" WWII propaganda book!

>>34812007
America time, the kids and aspies from America are posting.

Hey 2chan, 4chan anon here.

Make more Inami's

Much infighting is achieved through such characters.
It tears us over here apart.
Silent victories for GLORIOUS JAPAN ANON.

>>34811959

This

Even this board itself is filled with Candafags, Britfags, Ausfags, Mexifags and HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>34812067
Already happened, idiot.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>34811592
Source: Ethnologue, Encarta
1. Mandarin
2. Spanish
3. English

This is what American teenagers don't know. You fucking retard.

Hey Japan, thanks for Nanami.
She brings a smile to my face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AUPH2bkkaQ
wat

>>34812042
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO IS JAPANESE

THEY ARE LURKING IN THE SHADOWS

THEY ARE WATCHING YOU LIKE PREY

oh wow their thread fills up fast! ours pale in comparison. quick, everyone post random shit

>>34812007
Sometimes they're just unimaginative and just want to say something funny but can't come up with anything good.

>>34812007
Because it's America's knee-jerk reaction to everything.

>FUCK YOU
>CATS > DOGS
>DIE IN A FIRE
GAIJINこえー
Foreigners are scary~

All foreigners are scary no matter where you are.

>>34812007

talking about bombs is da bomb

>>34812104

That's sounds like something the subhumans Japs would do.

>>34812109
And an unfunny one at that.

>>34810427
I think we should raid 2chan with english.

>In summer, 4chan is just secondary school

>>34812118
They are right, dogs are stupid and cats are not gay.

At least they flawlessly lost the war.

>>34811995

>implying Americans don't love themselves

we don't. we're self-hating masochists.

>try to sell themselves like the greatest shit on Earth all the time

are you talking about americans or yourself?

>>34812139

America is bad

>>34812094
I'm sorry I didn't see it,geez...

>原爆のせいだ！
>じゃねえよバ カ！
>Bomb blamed!
>We is not stupid you!
hahaha oh wow

>>34812158
The sad thing is they're right.

>>34812169
>are you talking about americans or yourself?

No, those would be Mexicans, who also think too highly of themselves.

>>34812191

>implying newfag summer ever ended

GTFO

> ROOKING BLITZ LOOP THIS PURANETO TO SEARCH WAY ONRY MAI RAIRGUN CAN SHOOT IT IMA GA SU
>Yappa the boy can not distinguish between L and R
Fucking lol'd

>>34812169
The fuck you talking about son? Americans love America. If you don't, you don't belong here.

Dear Japan,
Ritsu > Mio

That is all
cocks

>>34812176

You're a turd sandwich !

>>34812105
Screw that, post some tetsuo

>This thread

remember /a/?

>>34812202
We do?

lol they're telling us live

/a/ status: TOLD

;_;

>>34812214
in b4 germans and their nazis

my face when I tried to post in 2chan

>>34812237
Sup /g/

>>34812169
Americans (myself being one) are generally aware that the world-at-large doesn't particularly like America, but there are good people everywhere.

I think that being polite to others is a good way to change many stereotypes and prejudice.

>>34812205

LOL I got told, thanks Japan!

UK was here, America is a loser!

>>34812236
Well, at least that's the impression Mexican television gives me.
It's like some sort of constant Mexican Propaganda.

Here Japan, have a cake!
it is legendary!

>>34812237
what?

We should all post uncensored Hentai and make their noses bleed.

>>34812202
>Mexicans, who also think too highly of themselves.

...but we don't.

In fact most people here are self aware of our own deficiencies, except we don't do anything about it.

>>34812268
Enjoying your lolis?

I'm loling like crazy right now.

>>34812268

hahaha says the fuckers who lost against us.

>>34812269
Wow, stop posting.

BRING BACK Mx0!

So now that we know japs are watching, post pictures you want the japs to see.

Pic fucking related, get some taste you fags.

>>34812310

MxO sucked.

Japan agreed.

Nothing of value lost.

<THANK YOU SO MUCH JAPAN

>>34812277
Yeah, about that.. Hey Japan, how does it feel that we get uncensored visual novels? Teehee.

Maybe we can communicate better using the power of PICTURES

>>34812099
So this is a show about japs trying to not laugh at other jap's inability to read English?

The guy fumbling over English isn't even funny. Why the shit are they laughing?

>>34812299
>UK
>Lose against America

They can't post images.

>>34812118
Funny thing is japs will walk away scared if you look at them in the eyes. Works almost every time.

>>34812305
u mad, beaner?

>>34812217
>Dear Japan,
>Ritsu > Mio
私もそう思います(I also believe this)
>That is all
>cocks
ど ういうこと？(What does it mean)

>>34812326
>>34812310

Some one post these over there.

Do they have get threads?

>>34812162
>implying the jap wasn't quoting >>34811398

Yomi or Mio, Japan?

>>34812246

we need Jap proxies.

>This thread

Watch Baccano, Japan.

we told you before but you didn't listen!

>>34812374
No, that's a 4chan only thing.
Same with ZOMG SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

Yellow pigs dare to browse our superior board. Get the fuck out you dirty nips.

http://img.2chan.net/b/

Look at their /b/.
Looks so tidy and nice

>>34812269
erm...all countries think their stuff is awesome....

even when they are crap

>>34812392
This just came out on blu-ray

>>34812372
This. /a/ loved Mx0.

>>34812268

>>34812371
>(I also believe this)

Fuck yes!

>>34812268 UK was here, America is a loser!
>UK
>The only civilized country where residents have even less freedom than in the US

>>34812371
>どういうこと？
あれは全てニワトリ
That is (completely?) chicken

>>34812426
/r/ing nippongo version

BUY BACCANO! DVDS

HELLO JAPAN!

THANK YOU FOR PRODUCING MY DAILY FAP MATERIAL!

>>34812386
wait...they don't allow dirty gaijins to post on their board...?

i dont know why that seems so funny....

And see how many images we use compared to 2chan

Hey 2ch !
あなたはふるさと残酷好きですか？
^w^

Japan, why the fuck aren't you scanning Strike Witches?

>>34812417
>>34812310
Bring back Mx0

>>34812403
They have more /b/s than one.

>>34812367
>She thinks beaner only apply to Mexicans.

facepalm.jpg

they can post images
http://jun.2chan.net/b/futaba.php?mode=cat

>>34812355

How quickly we forget that the US busted the Uk so fucking hard that for generations to come it would have fucked up teeth. People often wonder why the Uk has messed up teeth and thats why.

>>34812371
>あれは全てニワトリ
I lol'd

Hey Japan
let's hope that the cowboy bebop movie will be good!