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    96 KB Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:40 No.34584896  
    Hey /a/, while I was at work yesterday (I work retail) I was cleaning up, then I turned around and what did I see? A motherfucking loli Hatsune Miku. It seemed that they were looking for some certain type of shoes. Her dad looked notably embarrassed. They were in and out of my department within a minute.

    I wanted to take a picture, but I felt kinda weird as a twenty year old walking up to some 12 year old girl with her dad dressed up as Hatsune Miku while at work, so I didn't.

    What would you have done, /a/?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:41 No.34584923
    kill the dad and rape the loli.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:41 No.34584937
    >with her dad dressed up as Hatsune Miku

    I'd have felt weird too, OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:42 No.34584942
    Kill the loli and rape the dad
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:42 No.34584945
    I would have talked to the dad. We become bros. I fuck the girl.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:42 No.34584958
    did you get to see her feet OP?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:42 No.34584961
    >loli Hatsune Miku
    >dad dressed up as Hatsune Miku

    wat
    >> Ryu S.(Yukifag to no end) !v.eBcKo/Wc 05/09/10(Sun)13:42 No.34584971
    >>34584945
    THIS.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:43 No.34584984
    Probably the same thing. BTW, where do you work, OP?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:43 No.34584999
    >12 year old girl with her dad dressed up as Hatsune Miku

    I cannot get the image out of my head of some burly dad with facial hair dressed up like Hatsune Miku, taking his daughter shoe shopping.

    Not that I mind.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:43 No.34585004
    >>34584896
    >Shoe salesman

    How does it feel to have a crappy job, Al?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:44 No.34585016
    You did the right thing, OP.
    12 year old cosplayers are nothing but trouble waiting to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:44 No.34585031
    >>34584961
    ^ this, also wat.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:44 No.34585039
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    >>34585004
    Feels bad man. Also, you guys know what I mean. She was dressed up as Miku, and her dad was walking around.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:46 No.34585090
    >>34585039
    The alternative interpretation is much more amusing.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:46 No.34585096
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:46 No.34585098
    >>34585039

    >12 year old girl with her dad dressed up as Hatsune Miku

    Yeah, we know. Her dad was also dressed up as Hatsune Miku.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:46 No.34585100
    >>34585039
    was it her dad that forced her to do so?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:47 No.34585113
    >>34585039

    >walking around

    OLD GODZILLA WAS WALKING AROUND

    TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND

    WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE

    AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT GRENADE
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:47 No.34585117
    >>34584961
    I lol'd too
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:47 No.34585124
    >>34585039
    completely with the green hair twin tails and the Zettai Ryouiki?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:48 No.34585133
    I'm a girl. I was 12 two years ago (proxy, so underageb& my real IP if you can find it). I sometimes cosplayed in public. I was a fucking gaiafag. I squealed, found yaoi "hawwwttt owo", told people who watched Haruhi to "watch a proper anime like Bleach or Elfen Lied" and knew the person who now runs Otakuzone's brother. 12-year-old cosplayers are good for fap, but generally best to avoid if you don't want to have to listen to their weeabooish shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:48 No.34585145
    >>34584896
    Interesting tale older brother.
    >> Ryu S.(Yukifag to no end) !v.eBcKo/Wc 05/09/10(Sun)13:49 No.34585165
    >>34585113
    GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:49 No.34585194
    >>34585133
    Virgina-chan, is dat j00?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:50 No.34585204
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:51 No.34585233
    >>34585133
    >Otakuzone
    wat?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:51 No.34585237
    >>34585133

    I'd generally have no problem listening to their weeabooish shit if I were forcibly having sex with them, just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:51 No.34585256
    >>34585165

    BUT DIDNT EXPECT TO BE BLOCKED BY SHAQ
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:53 No.34585300
    >>34585113
    >>34585165
    fuck you now I got that shitty song on my head...
    >>34585256

    ...


    WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ FU
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:55 No.34585399
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    >>34585124
    Yes. Fucking everything except a leek.

    >>34585100
    No, he looked embarrassed to be with her.

    But goddamn! I had to fucking contain myself for that whole minute they were in my department! I feel like she was a ghost because I asked all my coworkers if they saw her, and only one other person did. He lold pretty hard because he said he thought she was from Sailor Moon.
    >> Ryu S.(Yukifag to no end) !v.eBcKo/Wc 05/09/10(Sun)13:56 No.34585429
    >>34585300
    THEN AARON CARTER CAME OUT OF THE BLUE
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:56 No.34585445
    >>34585399
    >sailor moon
    punch him in the face to cause an even bigger commotion.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:58 No.34585500
    >>34585429
    AND HE STARTED BEATING UP SHAQUILE O'NEAL
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:59 No.34585536
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:59 No.34585538
    >>34584958
    >>34584958
    >>34584958
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:59 No.34585550
    Should have took the picture so you could post it on /a/.

    If the dad was embarrassed then the mother dressed her as miku?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)13:59 No.34585552
    >>34585399
    where the fuck to do you live/work, I just can't imagine a 12 year old buying a pair of high thighs (south floridafag here, now even more desperate to get the fuck out of here)
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:00 No.34585561
    >>34585500
    AND THEY BOTH GOT FLATTENED BY THE BATMOBILE

    Also, ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY THREAD

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