*starts slow clap*

MIAGETA YOZORA NO HOSHITACHI NO HIKARI

MASH BUTTONS TO REDUCE DAMAGE?

Fashion show time!

REDUCE THE DAMAGE!!!

Bumping thread until commercial ends.

oh fuck, I just remembered they reset from ep 1 last week. I actually have a reason to watch Bleach now.

>>34239618

THEY FUCKING DID?

oh god this opening... ;_;

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SUDDENLY ASTERISK

OP OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

misleading op is misleading, fuck

Every time I see this OP, it brings back hope that the series has potential... oh well...

The Boondocks sucked tonight. Good FMA though.

ASTERISK FUCK YEAR

OH GOD ASTERISK.

BACK WHEN BLEACH WAS GOOD. ;_;

Best Opening or Bestest Opening?

AWESOME CHAD TIME!

I'm a bit new to Bleach. Can anyone summarize the entire series thus far in a sentence or two for me?

I only watched Bleach when it was on Adult Swim a few years ago because I liked the Asterisk OP.

>>34239709
You think THIS makes you sad about Bleach? You should see the new ED they made, it's like Bleach drunk Baccano.

Also FUCK YEAH CHAD ARC

dat cockatiel

Oh hey, its Chad. I remember when he was part of the show.

FUCK YEAH! The best Chad episode ever.

Man, I used to fucking love Bleach... Damn you Kubo, you just had to fuck up your story, art, and everything.

Nobody has bankai
Everybody has bankai

Oh look, it's hueco mundo.

>>34239754
KUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111

BACK WHEN CHAD WAS AWESOME

>>34239754
Mr.Hat & Clogs Lies
Rook-e-a Dies

THEN HOW COME YOURE BLEEDING BRO

FUCKING TALKING BIRD !!!!!

HOW COME YOURE BLEEDING BRO??

>>34239762
PIC RELATED FOR BOTH

Fucking Yu Yu Hakusho rip-off.

rukia confirmed for arrogant ass

>Use the sharp end

rukia is drinkin some fuck

Juice box cuteness!!!!

>Rukia

lul chummy.

5 Ambulances Ichigo, my favorite Ichigo

>>34239754
omfg swords and people fighting with swords so kool.

Silly Rukia. She can't comprehend advanced juice box tech.

ill tell you where to poke it rukia

This is the straw?

>>34239822
...Is this that Chad punching out Zomari?

Hes a real playa.

MILFs

id like to invite rukia to my garden of manliness

also, garden of manliness

DAT GARDEN OF MANLINESS

WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF MANLINESS

Keigo is a man of taste.

CHAD OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

I HAD A MISHAP. I HAD A STEEL BEAM FALL ON MY HEAD.

Keigo is such a badass. He can get any woman he wants

>>34239754
Ghostbusters with swords.
>>34239827
>Implying Bleach has fighting tournament arcs followed by fodder arcs.

back when chad was awesome

>chad was never awesome

I HAD A SLIGHT MISHAP

>>34239754
at first it's a ripoff of early YuYuHakusho, then it's a ripoff of later YuYuHakusho, then it just goes straight to the source and starts ripping off DBZ. After the Soul Society arc its nonstop Kubo trollan

>>34239969
A GUY RAN INTO ME ON A MOTORCYCLE. HE GOT BANGED UP PRETTY BAD, SO I PICKED HIM UP AND BROUGHT HIM TO THE HOSPITAL.

Somone..............................................................................................
....................................................................................................
.......................................................gave me him.

>Chad can take hits from steel gurters
>No spirit powers

If Urahara invented a device in which, when activated, turned soul reapers into regular humans with no powers. Chad could kill everyone

Someone...
Gave me him.

That long..................pause.

That fucking dramatic pause. What the hell.

that pause was chad stopping time to flashforward and kill aizen then unpause time back in his own reality

>>34240013
He's already going to kill Aizen, haven't you seen the pasta?

Chad was a true bro

These guys really meant business.... in 8th grade...

CHAD WANTED TO PROTECT AND THUS HE GOT POWER!

chad is a motherfuckin brick wall.... of manliness

>Be in 8th grade
>Have the body of a 30 year old.

La Muerte.

Chad vs Chuck Norris....

How is Chad not the God of the Bleach universe?

Just wondering /a/? What is Chad's Japanese name? Why was it the only name untranslated in the dub?

yuzu is wonderful

what a bitch !

>>34240122
sado, nicknamed chad

>>34240122
It's Sado Yatsura. Ichigo misread his name and started calling him Chad, so it stuck.

Hospital
Boss
I'm Isshin
>QUINY ANGER on the end of the line

>Hey dad can I help?
>No! Just sit and the fetal postion and do nothing
back when bleach had good humor

suddenly collapsing

TIIIMMMBBBBEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

I'm fine, thanks.

Yuzu
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Aizen was the reason that they even found the bird in the first place.

Dose Rukia legs

BLOODRED BIRD

>>34240228
AIZEN IS THE REASON RUKIA'S JUICE TASTED GOOD EARLIER

seriously, fuck kubo

Why is it so bad to die in the Bleach world? You just reincarnate back and forth as long as you don't turn into a hollow.

I love that Yuzu and Karin can help in the clinic while Ichigo is entirely useless.

Also when is Ishida's dat going to show up in the Fake Karakura fight?

RAPE BIRD

>>34240267
Problem, Anon?

>>34240281
Because odds are that your other life is going to suck.

Back when Chad could take on enemies with a straight face, even when outnumbered.
Oh wait, it has been 20 minutes.

>>34240330
>Black text
>Outline only

>>34240367
When was this?

>>34240367
Plotline del Diablo

>>34240367
dude like what 80-100 chapters ago chad was punching walls and leaving imprints of SKULLS

chad fucking owns fuck tha haterz

dem pictures

RUKIAS COOL DRAWINGS MAKING THEIR DEBUT

Rukia's drawings.

How nostalgic.

>implying that Hollows hide in the Dangai and not Hueco Mundo

brb gettin in touch with my inner hollow... JUST AS PLANNED -aizen 5 years later

Ichigo is using the heart

SPIRIT RIBBONS

>>34240422
Chapter 340, around 20 minutes before the current chapter storyline.
Yeah, the pacing.

Goin super saiyan?

Powerlevel sensing from episode 4.

>>34240489
IT'S CONTINUITY

funny those little white strings were a 1 time deal they never used this again, did they?

OH MISTER!<3!

kaLIIN

dubz own

Is this the one where Chad fights with a telephone pole?

>>34240607
They show up a few more times, but disappear after Karakura.

dat stock scream

>implying that the Soul Society is a good place to end up

Aizen was the reason that birdkid's mother died.

YOU SMELL GOOOOOODDD

Nyeh...you smell good.

>can't even fly

so they always could fly and just never did it until the badass hollows showed up?

>>34240607
I'm not going to look for the chapters, but they are used by Ishida, later Ichigo to get his powers back, but when they get to the SS arc, they are not shown again but the characters still use them a lot.

FUCK YOU, I'M KICKING YOUR FACE

>>34240662
Yep, back when humans with bizarre strength were...bizarre

that fuzzy effect is god tier.

STAY HERE BIRD.

DON'T....MOVE.....

GOOD. GOOD BIRD.

DOHOHOHO

*puts birdcage down* *runs*
NO PLEEEEEAAASSEEE STOPPPPP

Fuck you im putting yo on the fence nigger bird.

SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BASTARD I HATE YOUR VOICE

The bird is in a fucking cage. It can't move....

Shizuo vs Chad

>>34240814
dat film grain

>>34240734
The manga says it is 9/10 times better, and it is, because there is no hunger, wars, crimes on the first 60-70 districts and souls are mostly free from the world problems.

Rookia uses the force.

Is she going through her first period...?

>>34240865
simon > chad

oishii yo yasui yo

DAT ED

such a huge distance in the power rankings of the OP and ED of these early bleach eps

NOBODY KNOWSSSSS

WHO'S GOING TO COMFORT ME AND KEEP ME STRONG~?

RIE FU BEST FU

TABI WA MADA TSUZUITEKUUUUUUUU

NOBODY KNOOOOOOOWS WHO I REALLY AAAAMMMMMM!

FUCK YOU GUYS I LIKE THIS SONG

WHO'S GONNA COMFORT ME AND KEEP ME STRONG?

...

>>34240894

Soul Society doesn't have Lady Gaga.

>>34240986
....FUCK IT'S TRUE

NEEDS A BLEACH EDIT RIGHT NOW

>>34240986
yeah except this song is superior, fuck your avfail lavigne

This ED is really slow and romantic/sad, compared to the faster-paced/more cheerful others.

The new ED is the best one.

>>34241121
it just reinforces why the good characters are the good characters

kyouraku fucking owns BALLER STATUS 100%

THIS OP

MIAGETA YOZORA NO HOSHITACHI NO HIKARI... again

The voice acting is pretty dull in the first couple of seasons.

THE FORCE

Karin. Karin changed.

yuzu....... HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

NEVA CRY

Alllriiiight!

EL GARO

Lol'd at Rukia's face

rofl chad jabbing at the air

YES

BEST FIGHT SCENE EVER

I want to see him use the telephone pole before i go to bed

Hey I hit something. Alrighhtt.

FUCK YEAH TELEPHONE POLE

>>34241360
AND ONLY AFTER I POST IT DO I REALIZE I FORGOT TO CHANGE "BURNOUT" TO "EARLY BLEACH"

I'm not ashamed to FUCK YEAH at this

WHEN YOU'VE GOT FLYS


YOU USE A FLYSWATTER

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID HE JUST RIPOUT A TELEPHONE POLE!? OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS AWESOME!!

check out dat animation

chad is fucking windmilling it like a champ

RUKIA CANNON GO

RUKIA AND CHAD COMBINATION TECHNIQUE

Upskirt action!

UPSKIRT

chad is so awesome
I wish I was a chad

Chad got to see Rukia's panties... ;_;

OF EXPLODING

OH NOOOO NEW GIRL

NEW GIRL

RIP ;_;

Ouch.

Would'nt that blow off her hair?

Oh shit, i forgot about tonight. Parakeet? Did i miss climax?

The COCKaTeEL

THERE, I FIXED MY SHIT

Why would I want to spread a bird on a cracker?

"He can't see or hear the hollow!"

"Do what he says since you can hear him now!!!"

Dat Rukia grunt.

HEHE

JAJAJA


I'M GOING TO ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF THIS


THIS MIGHT STING A LITTLE

>>34241604
>Parrot Family
>Cracker

>>34241632
...WHY THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER CONSIDERED THIS?

FEMALE GUITAR SOLO

DAT GUITAR

Man, Ichigo used to be so cool.

400 FUCKING EPISODES OF ICHIGOxRUKIA TEASE

SUBSTITUTE SOUL REAPER

mad credentialz yo

Arggh, I can't stand it when they say their ages.

They are all in their early 20's to me.

I miss the Substitute Soul Reaper intro.

>>34241847
and they're all in high school

>>34241847
Half the cast are explicitly high school students...

>1 common hollow
>creating mass havoc

Damn, i love how the living world looks normal, and the battle has that afterglow effect. i never noticed that. Where did that go?!

y is this hollow self aware and shit is he a awakar ?

Ed.

cockatiel voice should be dubbing boku no pico

EDWARD TURNED INTO A COCKATEEL

BECAUSE HE'S 6 OR SOMETHING

Remember me? Kubo sure doesn't

you don't just bring up the GATES OF HELL in an episode and never talk about it again for 350+ chapters

wow this hollow was an asshole

Ah,

A truly evil villain.

Good backstory.

Holy mother of ejaculations

LOL, did anyone else read different captions for that last line Rukia said?

Audio: "Ichigo's fine. He's just fine, and [forgot the rest]"
Captions: "He's in the war that is under way, but there's no guarantee he will win"

>>34241865
>>34241871

No, they quit school to fucking live in Mexico. They don't attend high school that much at all.

>>34241847
>>34241865

It's weird to me that the main characters are supposed to be 15, but they look, sound, and behave way older than that.

>>34241958
I was waiting for it to show up in the episode to complain about it.

>I was smart
>I tripped and fell to death

WOW NOW THAT'S AN ASSHOLE

Mama Mama

The dub voice-acting for this guy is hilarious/awesome.

>>34241991
uh they go to school and in their off time they kick it with their shinigami bros sounds about right to me

GOD FUCKING DAMN that's badass, why can't he be like that now?

ichigo is fuckin brutal

Holy shit Ichigo's actually being awesome.

>PUNCH THROUGH A MONSTERS TEETH
>RIP HIS TONGUE OUT

GATES OF HELL

Oh look the gates of Hell that we never see again.

Hell-o there.

HERE WE GO FOLKS

PIPE THROUGH THE DICK

WAT.

UNDERWORLD ARC IS NEXT IN THE MANGA. KUBO HAD THIS PLANNED.

ALL RIGHT GUYS THATS A RAP

Ichigo then
>What? Not gonna use your tongue? THEN I'LL TAKE IT FROM YOU
Ichigo now
>BAAAAWWWW ITS NOT FAIR I DIDNT WANT TO WIN LIKE THIS

Anyone else love that imagery? They get impaled on a sword and taken through gates guarded by giant skeletons.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, nigga got uber-stabbed THROUGH THE CROTCH!

Holy crap!! The Gateway to Hueco Mundo!

KUBO HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG!!

woooooooooo hell

>>34242102

RUKIA'S OH FACE SPOTTED

>The Soul Society is a wonderful place
>very peaceful

>>34242150
I lold too

sayonara boku no pico bird

The soul society is a shithole. We're just lying to make you feel better

>>34242125
Hueco mundo =/= underworld

>>34242150

>>34242150
i believe it

Mr.Sado confirmed pedo

>>34242150
Just like Gotham or Metropolis

Chad will die.

But his soul will go back in time to when he was happiest, back when he had the parrot etc. etc.

>>34242125


Of course

Shinji's face was on the cover of chapter 1 of the manga.

He planned WAAAY ahead

NOOOBODDYY KNNNOOWWWWSSSSSSS

NOBODY KNOWS

nobody know who i really am

Michiru, the brown short-haired girl, is cute.

sono hate made... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sup urahara

KON EPISODE IS BEST EPISODE.

It's time for K-on.

so its on Saturdays only

Kon's favorite show is K-on.

Ichigo will never be that cool again.

Okay, so he more or less busts into Soul Society and goes, "Fuck your customs, I'm getting back my bitch!", but still.

Someone shoop kubo on this

>>34242354
>>34242354
>>34242354

^Faggot underage b&

>>34242269
You mean Chadko, right? Yeah, she is pretty cute!

I like Ishidako the best.

SUN SETTER FUCK YEAH

>>34242354
But the best moment of the series is the final fight on the execution block.

>>34242354
bitchinonehandswordintheother.jpg

>>34242354
soul society arc wasn't really that cool, well ok more like ichigo wasn't that cool, the new characters were. but sadly we'd take that over what we get now any day ; _ ;

miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari... part 3

;_;