who wants me to post the PRIPRIPRPRPIR flash?

>>34046438
Not me.

>>34046462
ok

I like the text that appears all over the video. CUTTING EDGE!

>>34046231
it's hamataro faggot OP

Moot took his mom to the time gala.
What a fuckin' boss.

>>34046516
MO
OT

lol

>>34046521
wouldn't you be proud of your weeaboo son too?

>>34046552
OMTO is OLEV

>>34046596

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>34046596
FUUUUUUUUUU

>Time finally admits they got pwned. Over 9000!

>Marky
okay. this best be a troll.

I thought we used brute force.

Marblecake also the game

>>34046596
FUCK

Hamtaro, oh shit that reminds me. Anyone still interested in a Hamtaro stream? I have the episodes downloaded because of a thread a few weeks back.

lol at universal rage also
FUUUUUUUUU

>>34046596
Which one of you faggots did this?

I lol'd at the 3DPD Konata thread on /g/ shown in the video.

>>34046521
I think that's sweet.
Also, I like how they avoided mentioning the Marblecake/Scientology connection.

These hacks are known as 'bots'

Don't you just love the technical language here

>>34046656
why the fuck not mah nigga?
dat loli has one cute motherfukin hamstah maaan.
WIZADS N SHIAT

>>34046596
FFFFFFF I was about to post my rage face, but that reminded me that my pc died today and I'm now on a borrowed laptop.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Holy fuck, time.com are slowpokes.
RICKROLLING
LAWL-CATS
And moot is as awkward and unfunny as ever.

A community of degenerates because we don't use Facebook or Twitter? I take exception to that!

Shit, it's almost time for my 6PM trap fap. brb

I actually seen this story on /g/.

Basically TIME did knew what was going on, but did not do actually anything to stop it. This is actually old news.

>>34046716

This.

>>34046716
i wish moot could just publicly show his little girl side. He hides his weeaboo powers too much.

>>34046716
he needs to learn from peeps like Izaya.
and be more master troll, i mean he's in the perfect position to do some pretty funny ass shit and get away with it.
to bad he's a pussy

Awwww moot went to the Time 100 Party with his mommy.

>>34046716
Are you expecting moot to look like a comedian?

I seem to have misplaced my sexmakesbabies.jpg

>the guy is talking about irc
>show 4chan

I didn't understand what the woman from Time said about moot in the end. Anyone catch that?

>>34046772
I bet "Voted Time Magazine's Most Influential in 2009" Looks pretty cool on a resume.

marblecakes

Lol'd at the rampant censoring of everything when they showed the board.

>>34046802
Well, it was his mom's credit card that he used to fund 4chan.

lol moot brought his mom to the times party

>>34046816
"a cute college in in a suit"
and than "yes(he does live with his mom or he did bring his mom" bitch needs to pronunciate correctly

>>34046873
lol yes.
they should've shown /d/

>>34046773
I think you overestimate what he could do.
He isn't a pussy, he's just not a stupid /b/tard.

HEY TIME I NOTICED YOU WERE BROWSING /a/! COULD YOU SHOW THIS POST IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO ABOUT 4CHAN? PLEASE?

>>34046836
>>34046836
>>34046836

i bet who could get any job with that.

>>34046873
/g/ also commented on that as well...TIME is a family magazine and they do not want to take any chances. I thought is was arbitrary as well.

>>34046836
Makes him better than Obama, Putin and all other 97 persons who were in the list, I'd say why not make him president.

Fun times...

>12 hours a day in front of the computer

>he spends the whole day in front of his computer
alt+0133

>degenerate hackers that spend their whole day on the computer trying to hack things

all things considered, id take that as a compliment

>They're not really into facebook or twitter.. I'd call them a bunch of degenerates.

What the fuck, Time? Not being into your bullshit social networking makes us degenerates?

>a community of degenerates

the fact that people would actually go to the effort to manipulate the poll in his favor goes to show how influential moot has been


doesnt mean he deserved top spot, but he definitely deserved to be on the list

>>34046889
It was "did he bring his mom" and I think it's a pretty cool thing to do for her.
"Sorry for being a failure, how about I take you to a star-studded party to make up?"

>>34046911
i'm not talking about some bullshit little pranks, i mean he could really throw some good punches at...niggers, and fat old ladies...pffft nevermind

>>34046928
I was thinking that they should've shown /b/ cause they're the guys responsible, but then I actually thought about it.

>>34046940

… dont we all?

>>34046961
Anyone who doesn't have a facebook should be wiped off the planet, didn't you know?

You'll never be moot's mom. ;_;

sadfrog.jpg

>>34046940
I spend 16 hours a day on the PC.

Nobody can beat me.

>A community of degenerates

>>34046961
yep, I liked how they made that comparison. As if facebook and twitter is what "normal" people should do, and you're a degenerate otherwise.

> Time magazine has finally gotten to the bottom of that whole 4Chan vs. the Time Top 100 marblecake fiasco last year. They just lost the game. And so did you.

>>34046961
I think its a good comparison to what we most of us would be like IRL. The kids who didn't participate in any clubs or sports and stayed home all the time.

That's sorta what 4chan is, compared to all the normalfags in the internet. Everyone else with on Facebook and Twitter with their friends and we're here.

>>34046961
I don't think those two comments are necessarily related.
We don't like social networking and also we are degenerates because of what we do instead of social networking.

>>34046997
i'd like if those sites never existed...then maybe, just MAYBE humanity would still be respectable

but i'm probably just overestimating again

They all think he is involved with everything that anon does...

>>34047102
if that was to happen, this whole world will be filled with degenerates like you and me bro.

>>34047077
Because that's the "norm".

There's also this

>http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/university-news/2010/04/19/4chan-founder-talks-web-entrepreneu
rship/

>>34047124
and whats wrong with that?
maybe i'd like that.. bro(?)

Because we love m<3<3t we sent him to a party

>They don't go on facebook, twitter.

>They are a bunch of degenerates that spend all their time online.

That women is lies all lies

any youtube link for that video?
anyone want to rip it?

>>34047077
I'd call social networking addicts degenerates, they just try to inflate their egos by acquiring many random acquaintances and spouting their random thoughts that most people would keep to themselves.

But I'm just making negative generalizations. What's this thing about us "hacking"? Most 4chan shennanigans or Anonymous shennanigans in general simply rely on brute force and manipulationof a mass of people rather than actual computing skills. So rather than social networking, is it social exploitation?

>a community of degenerates
ahahahaha. I love when clueless normalfags talk about 4chan.

>>34047124
Better at least get around to making a twitter page. Wouldnt want all that degeneration from not telling strangers about that second poo i took today to seep in.

>>34047214
dude, you use social networks?

Oh god, what am I reading?

>>34047220
pretty everyone on 4chon has the same opinion as you anon, we are one congealed mass of opinions,hate, and animu womens.

Why did they censor the Konata cosplayer's finger but not her face?

This is a pretty awful video. This sounds like a fucking highschool report....

>a community of degenerates
>ahahahaha. I love when clueless normalfags talk about 4chan.
you're implying the statement above is incorrect?

>>34047152
>Didn't watch the video even though the link is readily available

>>34047214
Get out normalfag.

>>34047242
The original screen play for "The Matrix"

>They're not really into facebook or twitter.. I'd call them a bunch of degenerates.

yeah, because those place are shit, facebook is full of attention whores and in twitter are just MORE stupids attention whores!!

fuck you times, i deal with attention whores in college and daily life, i dont want to also deal with them in the internet.

>>34047073
For a good reason, they could not fit in with normals or have little interest in them. Especially those who are into anime and manga.
>>34047077
And we are in a sense degenerates, some 4channers use facebook so they can function, but they hate it.

I actually commented on this as well. and I said something to the effect that 4chan as a whole are a community of degenerates because we have no social lifes or do not participate in mainstream social life.

Shit, my host mask at rizon even says "no.social.life.king"

He went with his mom??

>>34047290
twitter is only 3...

>>34047262
I think 4chan has made me a better person my making me privy to the flaws present in myself as a human being. With this knowledge I can strive improve myself.....or just sit around and look at loli porn and say cruel things about England, guess it depends on the weather.

>community of degenerates

So true.

>>34046997
WTFO!!! you are just another attention whore!

>They don't go on facebook, twitter.
OH THE SHAME

>>34047220
I'm always amused by media calling 4chan a community of hackers. I have fifty times more understanding of software systems than 99.999% of 4chan users, but I couldn't hack my way into a paper bag.

>They don't go on facebook, twitter.
>They are a bunch of degenerates that spend all their time online.

Now THIS is what I want to hear.
Fuck yes.

>>34047220
The 4chan TIME stunt involved an exploit. The exploit is the vulnerability in the voting system that TIME did actually fix completely.

>>34047324
Yeah, and wearing a snazzy looking suit too.

I'm sure those TIME faggots were impressed.

>facebook and twitter
If they're calling us degenerated on their turf, well we can safely say that they are degenerates on ours for not associating with our mainstream.

>>34047366
maybe /g/?

>>34047366
The fact you're trying to hack your way into a paper bag is quite evident of your skills.

> A community of degenerates

someone tell me how to read that shit
I don't understand that site

cute little polish kid in a suit

>They're not really into Facebook or Twitter. I would call them... a community of degenerates? Who just spend their time all day trying to figure out how to hack things.

TIME, I am disappoint. But I still grinned insatiably.

>>34046516
The text on the video is FUCKING ANNOYING

You took your mom? moot, you doofus.

>>34046516
>>34047412
>>34047276

seriously

>>34047389
Yes, that was sort of the point of the allegory ...

10/10 would SUGOI again.

>>34047374
Yeah, but I'm talking about in general. Most raids on /b/ are the internet equivalent of sending 100,000 Persians at 300 Spartans. However when that one guy finds the goat path, that's when all hell break loose.

>>34047342
<-------------
>>34047333
as for you, you sound like an eccentric.
welcome to the club anonymous #979862324324
we hope you like your new outlook on life!
have this complimentary obsession,waifu,and lastly an nice trollface for people who get in your way.

anon is degenerate because he doesn't use myspace (a tool people use for casual sex and post noods) or twitter (twitter is fucking terrible. it's like for ADHD faggots who can't even sit still long enough to blog post like Koda, they have to Instant Message and they have to do it NAO!!!!)

>4chan home to over 9 million users

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>34047366
The problem is that the mainstream media does not look at the entirety of 4chan. The 4chan community is a bunch of people who are into niche interests: Such as anime and manga, video games, and Japanese culture, even mainstream topic such as technology, music, books, and science and math.

Maybe we should write moot a email to change 4chan's title to "a community of degenerates" or "a community of social no lifes"

>>34047366
basically its like this guy says >>34047220

Amongs the people who make up 4chans userbase there is always someone who knows how to hack and is willing to. And thats all it takes. We got people for all kinds of things, it just has to be the right thing. Like that cat that some anons saved a while back.

POST THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE_ FAGGOTS
DOOOOOOO EEEEEEEET

>Who just spend their time all day trying to figure out how to hack things.

Well, software crackers, hardware crackers, George Hotz... not 4chan though. I doubt most people in /g/ could hack jack shit, least of all the rest of 4chan.

>>34047462

That surprised me. Was that serious?

>>34047482 Like that cat that some anons saved a while back.
I don't go on /b/, what's this about?

I like how they had to add "ACTUALLY, IT WAS 16 MILLION" after moot got the number wrong. Seems pretty assholeish.

I'm glad moot got to go to a fancy party because of anon

>>34047462
lets make a country trolls trolling trolls

>>34047521

>>34047152
you didn't even bother to watch a video?

>>34047467

that should get all the normalfags on /b/ in a hissy fit
it would be glorious

ITS OVER 9 MILLIOOOOOON

>>34047482
pic related
the one that got away.....(the cat not the person)

>They're not really into Facebook or Twitter.

you now, i always found funny, that people DONT FUCKING KNOW that "normality" or "being normal" is just A FUCKING statistical fact.

take 100 people (all are women and lesbian), then you claim "all people are women and lesbian"... fuck you times!

Degenerates? in my /a/?

See you soon.

>>34047462
>>34047521
That's actually the amount of VISITORS, not users per month.

Currently there are about 56,634 active IP using this site.

>>34047545
Me too, he's such a sweet guy. ;_;

>>34047467
overall the media doesn't know that /b/ isn't 4chan

I wonder who will win this year; Celty?

>>34046231
>>34047548
i will bring the loli and traps

Moot's mom wanted to go to the party?
Class act that Moot.

>9 million users

When I think that there are 9 million people who are potentially as disturbed or more disturbed than myself I get hard.

>>34047545
He maybe famous but he is not protected. what if someone breaks into his home and stabs him in his sleep?

Last I remember Moot is not living the life of luxury.

>They don't use facebook or twitter
>They spend 12 hours a day on the computer
>I'd call them a bunch of degenerates.

GOOD!

<3

>>34047523
Google "dusty the cat"

>>34047545
Moot is trolling the shit out of us: the trolls.

We are approaching a troll singularity here, people.

SIXTEEN NOT SIXTY YOU DUMBFUCK

>>34046762
Oh how did I lol after seeing that. So "normal" people use the internet only for facebook and twitter? Give me a break...

>>34047615
Maybe he should buy a dog or something then?

>They're not really into Facebook or Twitter.

So? Good lord, I've got plenty of real life, much better adjusted than me friends who barely pay any attention to Facebook, least of all Twitter. If spending all your time Twittering somehow became a measure of normalcy, I'm cool with being a degenerate.

>>34047548
Why? You can just move to the United States.

>>34047152
and took pictures of himself naked jerking off and cumming on himself

>>34047592

Ah. Makes sense. Figured time would fuck up something so basic.

>>34047634
Why did they censor her hand in that picture? Isn't she just pointing her finger? Or is this a photoshop I'm unaware of?

>>34047615

let's form a moot honor guard, standing around his house and protecting him from all evil.

>>34047704
> Let's all meet at his house in the guise of protecting him, then rape, murder, and rape him

>>34047615
And he still is not.

4chan is currently making a small profit as of now. But no one in the staff gets a pay check. moot himself actually does some part-time consulting work and other odd jobs.

>>34047738


I'm okay with this.

>>34047601
>>34047467

4chan = /b/, to the rest of the internet and the world, at least.

And honestly, as stupid as it is that they always ignore the fact that there's 50 other boards out there, it's better for us all. Because /b/ both scares off all the moralfags, and traps in the newfags so they don't escape for a few years, thus leaving the other boards mostly unharmed during immigration from publicity.

>>34047704
Oh god with a face like that I cant say no~

I'd be his body guard

>>34047704
Will we play Amazing Grace every day at the same time from the watch tower?

>>34047738

let's not

>>34047741
>and other odd jobs.

Like prostitution?

>>34047621
This post, oh god this post

That screencap is all that there is to it. If i didnt want to go to a site where every thread is aboslute deranged crap then i wouldnt.

>>34047689
They could have emailed moot or did some basic research. But no and this proves again the mainstream media does not do any REAL research for a proper story.

>>34047694
TIME thought the Konata cosplayer was giving the middle finger.

>>34047748
but at the same time /b/ attracts all the moral fags and newfags to the point were /b/ is diluted with them and eventually all of 4chan

>>34047655
lol
>>34047658
exactly, compared to them we're "normal" in the psychological sense(to a degree) mainly because most of us understand the world and generally don't give a fuck about most of the stuff people get all whiny bitch about. Now if only we had motivation maybe we'd be out there too, but "sadly" we're lazy.

Fuck yay we are degenerates that don't use facebook or twitter.
At least they got that one thing right. Ah moot trying to tell the media the difference between hacking and manipulating and bringing his mom to the gal,
Oh moot.

>>34047761

and kneel when he goes out

>a community of degenerates

>>34047280
>>34047557
faggot deleted his post

ah well I watched it and it's not moot who calls us degenerates it's the indian cunt wearing a shawl for whatever reason, moot doesnt take responsibility or place blame he just laughs at it as you would expect.

Apparently using google to answer Palin's email questions = hacking now.

>>34047748
But there are always going to be ones who will bypass /b/ or get into /b/ but quickly mature out or lose interest and go into the real product= the other 50 some imageboards...

>>34047825
And some of us are, to an extent we decide on our own for ourselves.

>>34047608
Same here, it's awesome to think that we have a ton of potential manpower to do something awesome, yet probably never will.

I think we should become techno vikings and rape and pillage whole countries with our entire userbase, shit would be sweet

>>34047905
>Apparently using google to answer Palin's email questions = hacking now.

Using anything other than facebook and myspace on the internet is basically hacking to the uninformed.

>>34047799
>TIME thought the Konata cosplayer was giving the middle finger.
Well that's just plain silly.

>>34047895
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/34046231#p34047152

easymodo =3

>>34047834
>degenerates that don't use facebook or twitter
yeah right

>>34047602
"Anonymous" should win.

>>34047621

Best screencap ever. Let me revel in your filth forever, 4chan.

>>34047905
Yeah that part was a tad confusing. If I recall no one here took responsibility, they just found the emails that were already posted on the internet and all we did was sit around, laugh, photoshop penises onto something, etc.

I just hacked into 4chan to post anonymously.

I want to thank moot for giving us this website

Thank him by giving him a blowjob

>>34047895
easymodo sees all

I use facebook, I would never mention 4chan on there because I'm not a faggot

I do ridicule idiots who become a fan of some meme shit, shit is so cash. Everyone thinks I hate 4chan IRL

>>34047963

You could also just...write him an email...

>>34047936
get out normalfags

>>34047932
That's truly the work of hackers on steroids.

>>34047166
moot is charismatic yes, but I'm still up with the idea that he should delete /b/.

>>34047925
>techno vikings

i like this idea, and the rape and the pillage and more rape.

>>34046762
>A community of degenerates because we don't use Facebook or Twitter?
seriously, they are the only time wasters in which you may function in society. fucking cunt.

It's true, we're all fucking degenerates here one way or another.

>>34047986

I'd play a game of pretend with him

>>34048030
>delete /b/

This.

>>34047974
faggot attention whore who would guzzle cum for literally no other reason than to get all that delicious drizzle.
also gtfo mah /a/ /b/ is to the right.
on a sidenote you sound like eh cool guy

>>34047974

Good. Never let anyone know you go on 4chan.

Happened to me once. Smirked at an image of EFG some retard was drawing on the board in highschool. Wrong fucking move. He tailed me for the rest of the semester spewing /b/ meme shit and talking about nazis and pedophiles in the middle of class.

And yet he still managed to get a date for prom and fuck her too. Fuck it all.

MO
OT

OL
EV

>>34048078
Are you crazy? If moot deleted /b/, it would be a shitstorm for us all.

>>34047531
Agreed.

>>34048065
A lot of you guys just seem like normal dudes who are just a little lonely right now, but care about your education, have a strong sense of morality, pretty normal sexual tastes and will eventually go on to get married, have children and a full-time job.

>>34048030
Okay, that is a bad BAD idea.
Do you think /b/tards would just be okay with this and leave 4chan?

>>34048030
You dont understand, we need /b/ to be here as a place to keep most of the shit at bay.

If that is gone then just expect every board to be turned into another /b/

>>34047986
You hacker!

>>34048149
>he thinks that all the boards aren't already just /b/ with a theme

>>34048085
the underhanded anarchist /b/tards always seem to come out on top of situations
as long as they also have some form of a psychological disorder...

>>34048117
Yeah, I was thinking someone could read that as omto too, if he was retarded enough.

Cool text effects anyways.

>>34048138

>>34048181
>he's never seen the slow boards

/b/ is 4chan shield to normal faggotery

>>34048075
He does a better job nowadays

>>34048181
>to keep most of the shit at bay
>to keep most of the shit at bay
>to keep most of the shit at bay

>>34048138

Deleting /b/ would be like opening Pandora's Box. They'd spread to all other boards on the internet including 4chan's existing boards and corrupt everything. That, or just go to /x/ and take it over as usual.

>>34048138

>>34048208
i still have most o' them zone flashes

>>34048065
I have a job
I work out everyday
I have friends

And i still agree, I still wonder why the fuck I'm still here.

>>34048138
>implying I wouldn't pierce the heavens instead

What really needs to happen is we need to move /b/. If moot could make a random board completely unassociated with 4chan and get everyone to move by making the old /b/ redirect to it, we wouldn't have to worry about normalfags infecting the site anymore.

>>34048138

>>34048132
True. Whenever /b/ froze, the various boards get invaded, not only /x/, but /a/ as well. If moot deletes /b/ 4chan will become unmanageable.

moot said if the website goes down for good /b/ will be the last imageboard to go.

>>34048252
Because you're an attention whore. gtfo

>>34048138
>normal dudes
no
>a little lonely right now
;_;
>care about your education
sure, will have a BSc. soon, then on to bigger and better things
>have a strong sense of morality
Strong, yes. But also ... different.
>pretty normal sexual tastes
I don't think so
>get married, have children
maybe
>full-time job.
definitely, as soon as I finish said education. And once I'm rolling in the money, women will be all over me, because they're bitches and whores like that.

>>34048138

>>34048138

This is my life
I'm not going anywhere soon

>>34048271
>>34048238
>>34048227
>>34048190
Stop samefagging and acting like you haven't never seen a post claiming that before.

>>34048278
That's my class bro, deal with it.

Moot's a scrawny little bitch.

>>34048138
even if thats sarcasm its annoying
don't call me normal

i mad

>>34048341
He wishes to be the little girl. Are you new or something?

>>34048252
I'm here because I like you guys, plus it costs no money to hang out with you

Not to mention this is the only place I can really indulge in my nerd hobbies. There is something comforting about being around people just like yourself

>>34048264
Another option would be to leave 4chan in the shitter ourselves and make another site

>>34048252
Tripfags don't count.

>A community of degenerates

If only they knew who really surfs 4chan...

>>34048138

>>34048375

4chan's the only place I've told anybody anything about myself that wasn't just a total lie.

>>34048379

And boy if you knew how many chans there are out there created with that in mind, yet all of us are still here.

>>34048399
Still mostly degenerates.

Normalfags aren't regulars here. They come and go.

Us degenerates are always present.

>>34048138 A lot of you guys just seem like normal dudes who are just a little lonely

Dude I'm 22 and I'm yet to get a girlfriend... sometimes I wish I wasn't such a dork when I was a kid and a teen. Otherwise I agree with you, we're pretty normal here.

>>34048375
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
~~desu

>pretty normal sexual tastes
Wanting to dress up like a trap and get ravaged by several large men isn't all that normal.

>>34048252
Clockwork Loyalty (Place FC here) !!4b3DtY5ordZ 28264 posts 04/27/10(Tue)18:34 No.34048252
>28264 posts

you're a terrible person, you aren't one of us, but neither a normalfag.

>>34048375
That is the reason why 4chan exists. Providing an outlet for people to talk about stuff.

>>34048190
>>34048227
>>34048238
>>34048271
>>34048286
>>34048290
>>34048293
>>34048351
Not sarcasm. I hear a lot of you talking about your jobs and people even talking about their kids. A few weeks ago there was a thread where the OP announced that he was going to be a father and asking for congratulations, and the thread maxed out with positive responses, no trolling or "GTFO normalfags" at all. If you really look around, you'll see that it's true, sorry to break your internet persona, I know a lot of people come here because they want to feel different from society but the truth seems to be otherwise...

>>34048264
How would that fix anything?
Now, if all the other boards were twinned at the same time, so that there's one completely cancerous /b/ site with a load of dummy boards, something good might come of it for a short time at least.

>>34048426
Yeah. Also, 4chan's software and usability could be so much better, but it's useless to try to make a competing site.

>>34048138
>care about your education
>have a strong sense of morality
>normal sexual tastes
>will get married
>have children
>and a job

>>34048444
I'm perfectly happy to be one of you, perfectly happy

>>34048476

Being a father isn't normalfaggish.

And if you think we're all just acting then you're severely mistaken.

Hamtaro.

>>34048427
When I think "degenerates" I think "trouble makers".

When I think "person who frequents /a/" I think "that quiet guy sitting in the back near the window".

We're not degenerates, just different.

>>34048476
That wasn't in /a/ then.

>>34048264
There is no such thing as "normalfags".

Only newfags and trolls.

>>34048506
Speaking of the software...moot mentioned in the New York Times, that he is currently doing a reboot of the 4chan imageboard software known as "Yotsuba". The imageboards you are seeing and use is an interface that is more than ten years old.

As for the details of the reboot...it is a mystery.

>>34048570

Well, we're just using "degenerates" as a catch-all for anybody different, because that's the word the girl used.

>>34048565
fuking lol'd
/thread

>/a/
>Board with frequent waifu discussion threads
>Claiming to be normal and not a bunch of degenerates

>>34048419
Me too bro. And the longer I stay here the more I feel 4chan is normal while real life seems more and more full of pretenders.

>>34048476
That's not it at all, just that we like certain people and not others. An anon with a kid is still an anon

>>34048612
I miss that little thumbtack guy who used to guide you into not being a newfag. anyone have screencaps of that little guy?

>>34048570
>"that quiet guy sitting in the back near the window"
That's the place where the main character always is, so of course I'll sit there.

>>34048570
But to American society, they are "trouble makers" because they do not participate in mainstream socialization, especially in the high school years.

To understand that, take a look at what school districts in the US did after the columbine incident. They gone after the victims of bullying instead of dealing with the root cause of bullying.

>>34048311


i only posted this>>34048190

the rest is the samefag

>>34048570
>We're not degenerates, just different.
I merely used their terminology. Whether something is degenerate or not completely depends on the point of view.

>>34048691

No, I only posted the Ken Snyder one myself.

I like when 4chan was hard to use. It kept the newfags from feeling at home. The day they changed the layout from the side frame was a sad day.

>>34048117
it's

OM
TO

get it right

>>34048682 dealing with the root cause of bullying.
But the columbine shooters already took care of them

>>34048771
om
to

>>34048311
my last two post:
>>34048290
>>34048466

>>34048682
This isn't exclusive to the US, this happens pretty much everywhere around the world. It might be a bit worse in the US for certain cultural reasons, but it's not like being different from the rest was easy anywhere else.

>With over 9 million viewers

IT'S OVER 9,000,000!!!!!

>>34048786
Oh sniggidysnap

>>34048570
Yeah, that's more like what I mean. We're all slightly unusual people to varying degrees.

But I think the stereotype that all 4chan users are overweight unemployed college dropout virgins with no friends who like hacking in between sessions of fapping to bestiality and babyfuck is really misinformed. That's rather /b/-ish to buy into that philosophy and it seems a lot of people here try to keep up the illusion of that stereotype.

>>34048612

I'll skip the newfag bashing this time:
Moot gave up coding a long time ago, he is able to maintain the site himself, but coding is not done by him. Also, "Yotsuba" is the name of the current mod of the Futaba engine this board uses.

I was without internet a few months some time ago, and I indulged in some relatively normalfaggy activities at that time. Hanged out with some people I know, even went to a few parties, etc. That shit was nice for a change at first, but it didn't feel right in the kokoro. I found myself thinking of what fun adventures I could have with you guys. When I got internet back, I stopped that bullshit and returned here.

In the end, you guys are the only people I love. You're huge faggots, but only with you do I feel natural. Love you all~~~

Social interactions turn me into a nervous wreck. Facebook itself is a minefield. Even using a username for a forum is too much trouble. 4chan is the only place that has given me the feeling of having something akin to friend.

>>34048138
I've been here for about five years and I feel this is the regular anon.

>>34048691
>>34048720
>>34048809
Well see the second part of my sentence and disregard that typo on ever.

>>34048786

>>34046596
4channians is now a meme.

>>34048842
I'm a high school drop out.

>>34048842
>overweight
I'm underweight.

>unemployed
Check.

>college dropout
Check.

>virgins
Check.

>with no friends
Check.

>who like hacking
I'm too retarded to hack anything.

>fapping to bestiality and babyfuck
I don't fap to such things, but I don't mind people who do.

>>34048842 here try to keep up the illusion of that stereotype.

It's easier to pose for a "normal" person if the retards think we're all basement dwelling cretins.

>>34048842
well duh.
with an image like that in the mainstream what kind of normalfag comes here?
only the occasional white knight and the curious

>>34048848
I don't see how any of this is relevant to >>34048506

PIN THIS THREAD PLEASE!!!!!

>>34048872
Disturbingly accurate

>>34048842

It's better that we do, to drive away the normalfags who want nothing more than to turn this into a facebook.

I'm definitely not like that at all, but it works as a front. When we're talking amongst ourselves though, I just be as brutally honest about myself as possible.

288 replies / 283 bumps / 5 sages / 57 images

>>34048872
My own clone.

4chan is the only place on the internet where I can post without worries and actually participate in discussions.

>>34048888
I've been here just as long and don't know how you could seriously believe that.

>>34048637
Real life is full of liars and pretenders. Seriously working at a grocery store gave me such an insight into people that I realised we are way more normal than some of the people you see wandering around outside.

For one, I doubt anyone here would get really mad if I got a slight crease on their magazine or newspaper while scanning it, or tapping on their beer cans for up to half an hour checking for leaks, nor keep obsessively smelling themselves and what appears to be checking out their penis in full view of everyone in the store.

OH NO MORE PUBLICITY

god fucking dammit

they are here

Should be grateful this place survived as long as it has. Twitter and Facebook are relatively new. 4chan could be in a much worse state than one wrecked board.

>>34048848
moot gave up coding? I know he has enrolled a lot of outside help to expand this place but that's the first I've heard about that.

>>34049008
Same here, I don't even really like talking to friends on IM. I'm pretty shy in real life, so being able to write whatever I want without attaching a name or a face is very liberating.

allow me anon, allow me

>>34049008
That's how I feel. I was never good at talking to people because of shyness or anxiety. So every since I started posting here, I can't go back to any forums. I wish I could, though. I don't wanna live like this forever.

>>34049074

Oh god, IM programs...haven't used that in years, so much stress

But I hate using the phone the most

I find it more degenerate that society expects me to be trying to stick my cock in as many filthy dicks-filled vaginas as I can and slaving my life away for the enrichment of the richfag elite. It's pretty obvious the people in power simply consider a majority of humans to be nothing but eating, shitting, breeding livestock for them to lead around by the nose.

>>34049054
The community knew how to defend itself (lurk moar, etc.) and the user interface isn't appealing.

I don't think 4chan will change much. Newfags come and go, but unless they're a certain kind of people they won't stay.

>>34049129
>>34049074
Weird, I use IM and even voice chat all the time.

>>34048872
>>34049008
>>34049074
>>34049102

maybe we should all write moot and thank him for making this site

>>34046970
the list doesn't mean shit, gook fags got some crappy pop singer to be number one if i remember.

>>34049102
you know you're living in a paradise devoid of work and responsibility right? Well it's just a guess based on what you said but do you cruelly want to leave this place? Correct if i misjudged this.

Ronery thread?

old /a/ is back again!?

>>34049170
>voice chat
Why would you do that?

>>34049135
Are you implying that they are not? The people who are here are basically humanity's elite, and you can see how retarded we all are, so you can only guess about the rest of humanity.

>>34049074
I don't use IM programs either. The only people I have on my contact list are the few people I know from real life as well as two online contacts. Also, I'm permanently invisible so I have no obligation to respond instantly in case someone sends me a message, and can carefully think about what I'm going to write.

>>34048869

>>34049102
>>34049074
>>34049008

I'm definitely not as shy as you guys, I mostly have no problem talking to people or making friends irl, some of you might say I'm a normalfag but the truth is I'm just as inept as you at some of the finer sides of social interaction. I definitely can't flirt, I don't even know what flirting looks like irl, I'm bad at small talk, that's why most of my friends are either nerds like me or the type of people that can talk to anyone.

>>34049201
No.
Fuck ronery threads, they were whining and misery.
We're just hanging out and talking about cool shit and the old times.

307 replies / 301 bumps / 6 sages / 59 images

my last post.

newfags GTFO.
normalfags STFU.
/a/nons Have a nice day.

>>34049225
It grew out of regularly playing games together. I keep at it because typing in an IM is too much trouble when I'm doing other stuff.

>>34049230
etc.
>>34047825

>>34048869

>kokoro

chairs, thousands of them etc

I don't think I ever felt quite as proud about being called a degenerate before.

>>34049185
It gets lonely having no friends in real life. I've lived like this for years, and now that I try to talk to people in real life or in any place with a personal identity, I freeze up. I don't wanna be lonely for the rest of my life. I feel like I'm just getting more deranged as I get older.

I love it when metathreads reach the 250 post mark and turn into a blubbering pile of feel-goodness about what /a/ and 4chan means to everyone

>>34049278
Well, I consider myself unusual in that regard even by 4chan standards, but it's good to see there are others like me.

>>34048869
That is so incredibly lame and you are so incredibly sad.


COOL STORY BRO!

Fuck why are they showing pictures of /tg/ when they're talking about degenerates ! The guys at /tg/ are bro !

>>34049279

>and the old times.
>old times

this is a ronery thread then. since old /a/ already dead.

>>34049311
if we spent enough time together IRL, after breaking the ice and having bro talk...
i think we'd all just have a big orgy. Really.

>>34049074
I don't know, I know I'm in the minority here by far, but I never really cared if people knew who I am or what I am etc

Even if you had to put a picture of your face next to all your posts I would probably still post here (that's a poor example because that would be retarded), it's not like I want to make myself known more like I just never cared either way. I just post anonymously because it's the default.

>>34049340

just go back to /v/

I personally just became disillusioned with the way my life was going. I don't want to work for most of my life, savoring the few hours of free time I have until I'm married and practically subservient to my wife and kids.

I don't want any of that shit, I don't care if I have no money, I don't care about the latest cars and gadgets. If I can't be happy what kind of a life is that?

"community of degenerates"

lol. got told.

>>34049015
Because I do not consider only what anon claims about himself but also how he reacts to things.

I'd say anon is more of a decent and kind person than what I see IRL in the same age group.

>>34048570
I am going to quote this for truth.

>>34049423
i bet she is
(not an insult)

I knew Zombocom from partyvan irc. How do I become famous like Zombocom? ;_;

>>34049463
Maybe, I don't know, a lot of anon seems very angry and frustrated

>>34049377
I call dibs on that trap with the big dick, you know the one that has middle length hair and has that delicious ass picture. Oh how I'm going to tenderly love him.

You turned me bi /a/. You cad.

>>34049497
hack Time's website

>“Back in the day, people actually spoke in full sentences on 4chan,” Poole said. “Now, I dare you to find something more than five words long and with less than one misspelling.”

>>34049463
The average Anon might be decent, but he's far from being normal.

>>34048869
I love you too Anonymous.

>>34049423

Yeah, honestly, they always say to make lots of money but what is there to spend it on? Normalfags always talk about TVs and cars and golf clubs and shit, and really? THAT'S what you wanna buy? The only reason I'd make money to to support myself and my family, but since I never leave my room and don't have any friends, it doesn't look like I'm going to have a family any time soon.

I want a social life, but not a facebook-clubgoing variety one, just a few close friends. I highly treasure and need my private time, but not when it's 100% of my life. I'd really want a life inbetween, but that seems like asking too much for myself. That and I'm criminally lazy, too lazy to work for it.

So yeah.

>>34049556
That is disappointing.

>>34049556
This means he's still a little bit proud of /a/?

>>34049084

>>34048869
same thing happened to me.

>>34049423
This is basically how I feel.

>>34049535
dibs on this...

>>34049556
This sentence is not only spelled correctly, it is also grammatically correct.

This post may become copypasta to appear at any time that quote is mentioned. ~Anonymous

>>34049377
>>34049699
>>34049720
>>34049725
see what i mean?
>>34049790

>>34049463
>I'd say anon is more of a decent and kind person than what I see IRL in the same age group.

Very true.

>>34049529
>a lot of anon seems very angry and frustrated
That's /b/ and /v/ talking. And they're full of normalfags.

Most people on the world are incedibly narcissistic and self-centered individuals. /a/nons are generally mostly meek and thoughtful, and doesn't like to make a big fuss. Sometimes they have very low self-esteem as well, and are very reserved.
At least IRL, on the internet we tend to get to act like whoever we want, which is the whole liberating aspect of 4chan.

>>34049311
thats the only feel good I really have in my life
until the asshole mod gets in and delete the happy thread because lol not anime & helvetica losers

>>34049931
good job!
now get ready for the orgy!

>>34049974
MODS ARE FAGS
atleast the ones i have seen....
there WAS a good one on /k/ but he got kicked out or something because he was so brash.
They don't know what their doing.
inb4 im banned!

>>34049423
I'm right there pursuing happiness with you.

>>34049931

>That's /b/ and /v/ talking.

its shame that almost 80% of /a/ poster these days are always them.
where is the nighttime /a/? I haven't see it for months, years maybe.

>>34050107
it's right here in this thread.

>>34050107
Nighttime /a/ has mostly transitioned to become morning /a/.
Try being on 4AM-8AM.

I think the fact that so many of us feel the way we do is proof modern society is fucked up. Oh god I wish I had the money to house you all somewhere isolated where we could just sit inside on the internet all day and do whatever we wanted. We don't even ever have to see each other, just be all away from everyone else.

I just feel sad when I'm away from here. My job, my responsibilities just make me miserable. The money doesn't make me happy, I don't interact with anybody else just quietly make it through another day. It's lucky I have an office away from my colleagues because I cry daily at my desk. I haven't been happy in a long time

>>34050107
Here it is, can't you feel the love.

>>34049029
>Grocery Store
I feel you bro. I work at one right now and it's like all the people that work there are adult-children that never grew up since high school. And they fuck with me and give me the shitty jobs because I actually do my job. I'm quitting soon enough.

>>34049931
>/v/
>full of normalfags
I don't think so.

I browse /v/ a lot, pretty much as much as I browse /a/ and the people there are quite similar to the people browsing /a/. Despite the permanent hostility between the various console- and pc fags, there is a bit more harmony on /v/.

Right now, it feels a bit like /a/ before the /jp/ split, but generally, there is a lot of destructive trolling on /a/ which doesn't happen on /v/ to that degree. /v/ has trolling, but it doesn't hinder conversation, it fuels it or provides entertainment. On /a/, there are a lot of threads simply being spammed instead of someone actually trolling with a bit of imagination.

Sure, there is the occasional poster from /b/ who stumbles into /v/, but he usually has a much different taste in games than /v/ and is probably easily appalled by the hostility, so I don't think /v/ has that much of a problem in that regard.

>>34050107
nighttime /a/ is worse than average /a/ this days

>>34050189
>Oh god I wish I had the money to house you all somewhere isolated where we could just sit inside on the internet all day and do whatever we wanted. We don't even ever have to see each other, just be all away from everyone else.

An anonymous apartment complex?
That would be both weird and awesome.

>>34050189
ahem
>>34049377
>>34049535
that place will have a strange smell about come one day or another.
also i would enjoy your idea allot.
lets buy an islan---NO lets make an island! today, /a/ tomorrow /a/LAND

>>34050197
/v/ is shit full of normalfags and the few retards that didn't leave after it became /b/ 2.0

>>34050197
>On /a/, there are a lot of threads simply being spammed instead of someone actually trolling with a bit of imagination.

fucking this, we need more quality trolls.

>>34050181

I always been in /a/ almost 18 hours a day , its always the same trolling threads and getting worse in each day.
the only way i can find that nighttime /a/ are up, is when the new threads/posts are moving slowly.

also, summer is coming.

>>34050331
FUUUUUU
summer.....used to be such a nice thing

>>34050325
yes epic trolling XD

>>34050424
don't sabotage this thread you amateur

>>34050331
>also, summer is coming.

Don't remind me.

I always wondering this, in how many years/months /a/ will turn into "/v/ 2.0"?

>>34050468
oh sorry my trolling level is not that high maybe you could teach me to be better troll to have awesum trolling and lulz

>>34050570
let's not talk about such things anon...

>>34050570
It won't ever, sure some topics are easy troll bait but /a/ is a more tight knit, and less volatile (except to outsiders) community than /v/.

Also the nature of the board keeps us safe, trolls simply aren't interested in learning about anime just to get us so we avoid a lot of that. Videogames are so mainstream now they are an easy target. It's a crying shame.

>>34050071
Wait, the new /k/ mod was kicked out? How did that happened?

>>34050570
you mean /b/ 3.0?

>>34050570
5 years more or less when most of us are forced to finally get a job and the only ones posting here are the newfags

>>34050706

most of /a/ trolls actually like to watch anime and rage baiting the fans at the same time these days.

>>34050323
Hardly.

I've had plenty of good conversation on /v/, there are Bloodlines threads on pretty much a daily basis, ...

I really don't see your problem.

Sure, /v/ is a bit like /b/, but not like the current /b/ - more like was /b/ five years ago.

>>34050775
How is a job going to keep you from posting on /a/?

>>34050882
/b/ was never good ahweh awheh awheh

>>34050882

/v/ is always good to the /v/tard, but i bet most 4chan poster always troll other boards when they go crossbording out of boredom.

>>34050706
I wish.

/v/ is incredibly resilient when it comes to trolling. Trolling won't disrupt threads as easily.

On /a/, trolling can derail or completely ruin a thread. I've seen it countless of times. Not to mention pic- or text spam, simply because a show is being discussed someone doesn't like.

Something like that doesn't happen on /v/. There is hostility between certain groups, but they rarely maliciously fuck each others threads up the way it's done on /a/.

>>34050905
death

>>34050882
A few descent threads mean nothing its still a shit board and full of newfags everywhere.

Every fucking thing that could possibly be wrong with /a/ is in /v/ but much worse.

>implying?
lol I troll u
normalfaggotry and annoying tripfags
the faggotry the big 3 guys bring doesn't compare to what people complaining which gaming system is better generate

>>34051037

this thread already in bump-limit mode

>>34050992
you are not bothered by the average user being a retard but a shitty thread being fortunately derailed or spammed is bad?

fucking retard

>>34050882
>Bloodlines threads
Dude, that fucking haunted hotel.

Mount and Blade threads are nice too and Dwarf Fortress threads, you do not even have to like the game, but you have to admit it spawns awesome stories. pic related

>>34051037
387 replies / 377 bumps / 10 sages / 72 images

>>34051037
Console wars have been a part of /v/ since the dawn of time, they're hardly a recent phenomenon, and in my opinion that friction between the various console- and pc fags is what fuels /v/'s creativity.

And "normalfaggotry" is a meaningless buzzword, not to mention that the average /v/irgin isn't called that for no reason.

>>34051213
if you think its just a meaningless word then you are probably part of them too

>>34051099
Yes, a shitty thread being derailed and spammed IS bad, because it's not up to you to decide.

And as I said, I've had plenty of good conversations on /v/. Many more than I've had on /a/ in the recent time, with this thread being a rare exception.

>>34051108
What annoys me about /v/ is around the trolls they only talk about the same 6 or so games, none of which are actually very good but work best so people can tell stories on /v/.

It is a terrible board with maximum circlejerking. I much prefer /a/

>>34051273
What makes you think so? Because I don't sound whiny enough?

>>34051273

not to hard to find "them" in /a/ these days.

>>34051292
then just fucking leave /a/ and never come back

by now its already clear that you are a /v/tard a normalfag and one of those bitches constantly complaining about /a/ and his shitty threads being spammed

>>34051313
Sure, certain games are hard to talk about on /v/, I like flight sims for example and there aren't many others who do. But if you're lucky you might find someone who will post in your thread.

Which games would you like to talk about, if I might ask?

>>34051321

/a/nons always whined and bitch about everything when their shit got disturbed.
that's why most of us always ignored each other problem even in our own board.

the problem these days that I rarely seen any person in /a/ who can try to ignored things they hates.
it almost like /v/, "see something you don't like? lets make fun of it" threads derailed into some ragefest.

>>34051410
The denizens of /v/ are still called /v/irgins, dear newfag, and that's a quite fitting description if I might add.

And yes, threads being spammed does annoy me, because it's simply childish behaviour. Ignore threads you dislike, or at least troll them in an entertaining manner. Every moron from gaia can spam a thread.

>>34051462
those are the newfags and is usually very clear
they will just pop it at any random thread call it shit a few times and then leave
just fucking ignore them

>>34051522
they are /v/tards now
they earned it

>>34051462
>it almost like /v/, "see something you don't like? lets make fun of it" threads derailed into some ragefest.
Making fun of it doesn't necessarily disrupt the conversation. It's at least still related to the topic, and at times even fuels the conversation. And /v/ likes to rage and bites certain trollbaits every time, simply because people want to discuss certain things (kinda like /a/ when it comes to the legal issues of loli mango which have been discussed to death).

Spamming a thread on the other hand isn't topic related, it doesn't allow anyone to respond and simply ruins other peoples threads.

>>34051572
>durr hurr

>>34051652
So you'd rather have fun with the cancer than stop it.
No wonder /v/ ended being shit.

>And /v/ likes to rage and bites certain trollbaits every time,

Well I don't.

>>34051705
Every moron can spam a thread it doesn't take any kind of skill.

If you spam a thread discussing a topic you dislike how will you prevent someone else spamming a topic you like?

It doesn't work that way. It only results in a shitty place where nothing can be discussed any more.

You're not fighting cancer, you're part of it.

>>34051652

hey, you clearly not know what i mean by "making fun of it" by /v/ standard in /a/.
let me clear it, "lets troll it until it become a meme"
stop adding your culture to this board. we can't co exist together.

that's why I'm asking this >>34050570 question in the first place to the /a/nons

>>34051765
I do.

I've discussed certain topics again and again and I will probably continue to do so in the future.

The same happens on /k/ when it comes to gun control, and the same happens to aforementioned loli manga issues on /a/.

>>34051807
I've been browsing /a/ since /b/ started with that habbo hotel raiding faggotry, which is quite a while now.

I probably spend as much time on /a/ as I do on /v/, and I can only say the way it is.

Spamming threads isn't "culture" - it's cancer. And it's a fairly recent kind of cancer.

>>34051952

I'm not talking about the spamming, no one agrees with that piece of shit.
why i should agrees about spamming if i was talking about ignoring things people hates and to stay in their own thread.

/a/ not always about ragefest or console(fans)wars.
now it become more worse after the split.

>>34051793
stop talking about skill and trolling
that is becoming part of the cancer

derailing a shit thread just outright stops it and might even get rid of the idiots that were being part of it

and I don't give a fuck if they try to mess with my threads, they can't, I am not annoyed by anything they can do
the only thing that annoys me is their mere presence here and that can be dealt with by stopping their threads

/v/ is more "resilient" to trolling and spamming because they're a much, much faster board, so it doesn't make as big of a splash. It's still total cancer, though.

Then /v/tards go over to /a/ and do the same things, but it ends up shitting up the board because it gets so much more exposure, because it's such a slower board.

The very /v/ and /b/ mentalities of mass raging and trolling doesn't work on /a/, and nobody here finds them 'lulzy'.

>>34051414
Not even obscure games, just my favorites like Phantasy Star Online or Sonic 2

Don't even get any replies or only troll replies. /v/ fucking sucks, I bet the average is around 15, they haven't played anything older than last gen