http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/time-magazine-on-the-marblecake-hackNow we bring to light what huge degenerates /a/ is. Moot says you're all faggots.Also Hamtaro General.
who wants me to post the PRIPRIPRPRPIR flash?
>>34046438Not me.
>>34046462ok
I like the text that appears all over the video. CUTTING EDGE!
>>34046231it's hamataro faggot OP
Moot took his mom to the time gala.What a fuckin' boss.
>>34046516MOOTlol
>>34046521wouldn't you be proud of your weeaboo son too?
>>34046552OMTO is OLEV
>>34046596FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
>>34046596FUUUUUUUUUU
>Time finally admits they got pwned. Over 9000!>Marky okay. this best be a troll.
I thought we used brute force.
Marblecake also the game
>>34046596FUCK
Hamtaro, oh shit that reminds me. Anyone still interested in a Hamtaro stream? I have the episodes downloaded because of a thread a few weeks back.
lol at universal rage alsoFUUUUUUUUU
>>34046596Which one of you faggots did this?
I lol'd at the 3DPD Konata thread on /g/ shown in the video.
>>34046521I think that's sweet.Also, I like how they avoided mentioning the Marblecake/Scientology connection.
These hacks are known as 'bots'Don't you just love the technical language here
>>34046656why the fuck not mah nigga?dat loli has one cute motherfukin hamstah maaan.WIZADS N SHIAT
>>34046596FFFFFFF I was about to post my rage face, but that reminded me that my pc died today and I'm now on a borrowed laptop.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Holy fuck, time.com are slowpokes.RICKROLLINGLAWL-CATSAnd moot is as awkward and unfunny as ever.
A community of degenerates because we don't use Facebook or Twitter? I take exception to that!Shit, it's almost time for my 6PM trap fap. brb
I actually seen this story on /g/. Basically TIME did knew what was going on, but did not do actually anything to stop it. This is actually old news.
>>34046716This.
>>34046716i wish moot could just publicly show his little girl side. He hides his weeaboo powers too much.
>>34046716he needs to learn from peeps like Izaya.and be more master troll, i mean he's in the perfect position to do some pretty funny ass shit and get away with it.to bad he's a pussy
Awwww moot went to the Time 100 Party with his mommy.
>>34046716Are you expecting moot to look like a comedian?
I seem to have misplaced my sexmakesbabies.jpg
>the guy is talking about irc>show 4chanI didn't understand what the woman from Time said about moot in the end. Anyone catch that?
>>34046772I bet "Voted Time Magazine's Most Influential in 2009" Looks pretty cool on a resume.
marblecakes
Lol'd at the rampant censoring of everything when they showed the board.
>>34046802Well, it was his mom's credit card that he used to fund 4chan.
lol moot brought his mom to the times party
>>34046816"a cute college in in a suit"and than "yes(he does live with his mom or he did bring his mom" bitch needs to pronunciate correctly
>>34046873lol yes.they should've shown /d/
>>34046773I think you overestimate what he could do.He isn't a pussy, he's just not a stupid /b/tard.
HEY TIME I NOTICED YOU WERE BROWSING /a/! COULD YOU SHOW THIS POST IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO ABOUT 4CHAN? PLEASE?
>>34046836>>34046836>>34046836i bet who could get any job with that.
>>34046873/g/ also commented on that as well...TIME is a family magazine and they do not want to take any chances. I thought is was arbitrary as well.
>>34046836Makes him better than Obama, Putin and all other 97 persons who were in the list, I'd say why not make him president.
Fun times...
>12 hours a day in front of the computer>he spends the whole day in front of his computeralt+0133
>degenerate hackers that spend their whole day on the computer trying to hack thingsall things considered, id take that as a compliment
>They're not really into facebook or twitter.. I'd call them a bunch of degenerates. What the fuck, Time? Not being into your bullshit social networking makes us degenerates?
>a community of degenerates
the fact that people would actually go to the effort to manipulate the poll in his favor goes to show how influential moot has beendoesnt mean he deserved top spot, but he definitely deserved to be on the list
>>34046889It was "did he bring his mom" and I think it's a pretty cool thing to do for her."Sorry for being a failure, how about I take you to a star-studded party to make up?"
>>34046911i'm not talking about some bullshit little pranks, i mean he could really throw some good punches at...niggers, and fat old ladies...pffft nevermind
>>34046928I was thinking that they should've shown /b/ cause they're the guys responsible, but then I actually thought about it.
>>34046940… dont we all?
>>34046961Anyone who doesn't have a facebook should be wiped off the planet, didn't you know?
You'll never be moot's mom. ;_;sadfrog.jpg
>>34046940I spend 16 hours a day on the PC.Nobody can beat me.
>A community of degenerates
>>34046961yep, I liked how they made that comparison. As if facebook and twitter is what "normal" people should do, and you're a degenerate otherwise.
> Time magazine has finally gotten to the bottom of that whole 4Chan vs. the Time Top 100 marblecake fiasco last year. They just lost the game. And so did you.
>>34046961I think its a good comparison to what we most of us would be like IRL. The kids who didn't participate in any clubs or sports and stayed home all the time.That's sorta what 4chan is, compared to all the normalfags in the internet. Everyone else with on Facebook and Twitter with their friends and we're here.
>>34046961I don't think those two comments are necessarily related.We don't like social networking and also we are degenerates because of what we do instead of social networking.
>>34046997i'd like if those sites never existed...then maybe, just MAYBE humanity would still be respectable but i'm probably just overestimating again
They all think he is involved with everything that anon does...
>>34047102if that was to happen, this whole world will be filled with degenerates like you and me bro.
>>34047077Because that's the "norm".
There's also this>http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/university-news/2010/04/19/4chan-founder-talks-web-entrepreneurship/
>>34047124and whats wrong with that?maybe i'd like that.. bro(?)
Because we love m<3<3t we sent him to a party
>They don't go on facebook, twitter.>They are a bunch of degenerates that spend all their time online.That women is lies all lies
any youtube link for that video?anyone want to rip it?
>>34047077I'd call social networking addicts degenerates, they just try to inflate their egos by acquiring many random acquaintances and spouting their random thoughts that most people would keep to themselves.But I'm just making negative generalizations. What's this thing about us "hacking"? Most 4chan shennanigans or Anonymous shennanigans in general simply rely on brute force and manipulationof a mass of people rather than actual computing skills. So rather than social networking, is it social exploitation?
>a community of degeneratesahahahaha. I love when clueless normalfags talk about 4chan.
>>34047124Better at least get around to making a twitter page. Wouldnt want all that degeneration from not telling strangers about that second poo i took today to seep in.
>>34047214dude, you use social networks?
Oh god, what am I reading?
>>34047220pretty everyone on 4chon has the same opinion as you anon, we are one congealed mass of opinions,hate, and animu womens.
Why did they censor the Konata cosplayer's finger but not her face?
This is a pretty awful video. This sounds like a fucking highschool report....
>a community of degenerates>ahahahaha. I love when clueless normalfags talk about 4chan.you're implying the statement above is incorrect?
>>34047152>Didn't watch the video even though the link is readily available
>>34047214Get out normalfag.
>>34047242The original screen play for "The Matrix"
>They're not really into facebook or twitter.. I'd call them a bunch of degenerates. yeah, because those place are shit, facebook is full of attention whores and in twitter are just MORE stupids attention whores!!fuck you times, i deal with attention whores in college and daily life, i dont want to also deal with them in the internet.
>>34047073For a good reason, they could not fit in with normals or have little interest in them. Especially those who are into anime and manga. >>34047077And we are in a sense degenerates, some 4channers use facebook so they can function, but they hate it.I actually commented on this as well. and I said something to the effect that 4chan as a whole are a community of degenerates because we have no social lifes or do not participate in mainstream social life.Shit, my host mask at rizon even says "no.social.life.king"
He went with his mom??
>>34047290twitter is only 3...
>>34047262I think 4chan has made me a better person my making me privy to the flaws present in myself as a human being. With this knowledge I can strive improve myself.....or just sit around and look at loli porn and say cruel things about England, guess it depends on the weather.
>community of degeneratesSo true.
>>34046997WTFO!!! you are just another attention whore!
>They don't go on facebook, twitter.OH THE SHAME
>>34047220I'm always amused by media calling 4chan a community of hackers. I have fifty times more understanding of software systems than 99.999% of 4chan users, but I couldn't hack my way into a paper bag.
>They don't go on facebook, twitter.>They are a bunch of degenerates that spend all their time online.Now THIS is what I want to hear.Fuck yes.
>>34047220The 4chan TIME stunt involved an exploit. The exploit is the vulnerability in the voting system that TIME did actually fix completely.
>>34047324Yeah, and wearing a snazzy looking suit too.I'm sure those TIME faggots were impressed.
>facebook and twitterIf they're calling us degenerated on their turf, well we can safely say that they are degenerates on ours for not associating with our mainstream.
>>34047366maybe /g/?
>>34047366The fact you're trying to hack your way into a paper bag is quite evident of your skills.
> A community of degenerates
someone tell me how to read that shitI don't understand that site
cute little polish kid in a suit
>They're not really into Facebook or Twitter. I would call them... a community of degenerates? Who just spend their time all day trying to figure out how to hack things.TIME, I am disappoint. But I still grinned insatiably.
>>34046516The text on the video is FUCKING ANNOYING
You took your mom? moot, you doofus.
>>34046516>>34047412>>34047276seriously
>>34047389Yes, that was sort of the point of the allegory ...
10/10 would SUGOI again.
>>34047374Yeah, but I'm talking about in general. Most raids on /b/ are the internet equivalent of sending 100,000 Persians at 300 Spartans. However when that one guy finds the goat path, that's when all hell break loose.
>>34047342<------------->>34047333as for you, you sound like an eccentric.welcome to the club anonymous #979862324324we hope you like your new outlook on life!have this complimentary obsession,waifu,and lastly an nice trollface for people who get in your way.
anon is degenerate because he doesn't use myspace (a tool people use for casual sex and post noods) or twitter (twitter is fucking terrible. it's like for ADHD faggots who can't even sit still long enough to blog post like Koda, they have to Instant Message and they have to do it NAO!!!!)
>4chan home to over 9 million users FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>34047366The problem is that the mainstream media does not look at the entirety of 4chan. The 4chan community is a bunch of people who are into niche interests: Such as anime and manga, video games, and Japanese culture, even mainstream topic such as technology, music, books, and science and math.Maybe we should write moot a email to change 4chan's title to "a community of degenerates" or "a community of social no lifes"
>>34047366basically its like this guy says >>34047220Amongs the people who make up 4chans userbase there is always someone who knows how to hack and is willing to. And thats all it takes. We got people for all kinds of things, it just has to be the right thing. Like that cat that some anons saved a while back.
POST THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE_ FAGGOTSDOOOOOOO EEEEEEEET
>Who just spend their time all day trying to figure out how to hack things.Well, software crackers, hardware crackers, George Hotz... not 4chan though. I doubt most people in /g/ could hack jack shit, least of all the rest of 4chan.
>>34047462That surprised me. Was that serious?
>>34047482 Like that cat that some anons saved a while back.I don't go on /b/, what's this about?
I like how they had to add "ACTUALLY, IT WAS 16 MILLION" after moot got the number wrong. Seems pretty assholeish.
I'm glad moot got to go to a fancy party because of anon
>>34047462lets make a country trolls trolling trolls
>>34047521
>>34047152you didn't even bother to watch a video?
>>34047467that should get all the normalfags on /b/ in a hissy fitit would be glorious
ITS OVER 9 MILLIOOOOOON
>>34047482pic related the one that got away.....(the cat not the person)
>They're not really into Facebook or Twitter. you now, i always found funny, that people DONT FUCKING KNOW that "normality" or "being normal" is just A FUCKING statistical fact.take 100 people (all are women and lesbian), then you claim "all people are women and lesbian"... fuck you times!
Degenerates? in my /a/?
See you soon.
>>34047462>>34047521That's actually the amount of VISITORS, not users per month. Currently there are about 56,634 active IP using this site.
>>34047545Me too, he's such a sweet guy. ;_;
>>34047467overall the media doesn't know that /b/ isn't 4chan
I wonder who will win this year; Celty?
>>34046231>>34047548i will bring the loli and traps
Moot's mom wanted to go to the party?Class act that Moot.
>9 million usersWhen I think that there are 9 million people who are potentially as disturbed or more disturbed than myself I get hard.
>>34047545He maybe famous but he is not protected. what if someone breaks into his home and stabs him in his sleep?Last I remember Moot is not living the life of luxury.
>They don't use facebook or twitter>They spend 12 hours a day on the computer>I'd call them a bunch of degenerates. GOOD!
<3
>>34047523Google "dusty the cat"
>>34047545Moot is trolling the shit out of us: the trolls.We are approaching a troll singularity here, people.
SIXTEEN NOT SIXTY YOU DUMBFUCK
>>34046762Oh how did I lol after seeing that. So "normal" people use the internet only for facebook and twitter? Give me a break...
>>34047615Maybe he should buy a dog or something then?
>They're not really into Facebook or Twitter. So? Good lord, I've got plenty of real life, much better adjusted than me friends who barely pay any attention to Facebook, least of all Twitter. If spending all your time Twittering somehow became a measure of normalcy, I'm cool with being a degenerate.
>>34047548Why? You can just move to the United States.
>>34047152and took pictures of himself naked jerking off and cumming on himself
>>34047592Ah. Makes sense. Figured time would fuck up something so basic.
>>34047634Why did they censor her hand in that picture? Isn't she just pointing her finger? Or is this a photoshop I'm unaware of?
>>34047615let's form a moot honor guard, standing around his house and protecting him from all evil.
>>34047704> Let's all meet at his house in the guise of protecting him, then rape, murder, and rape him
>>34047615And he still is not. 4chan is currently making a small profit as of now. But no one in the staff gets a pay check. moot himself actually does some part-time consulting work and other odd jobs.
>>34047738I'm okay with this.
>>34047601>>340474674chan = /b/, to the rest of the internet and the world, at least. And honestly, as stupid as it is that they always ignore the fact that there's 50 other boards out there, it's better for us all. Because /b/ both scares off all the moralfags, and traps in the newfags so they don't escape for a few years, thus leaving the other boards mostly unharmed during immigration from publicity.
>>34047704Oh god with a face like that I cant say no~I'd be his body guard
>>34047704Will we play Amazing Grace every day at the same time from the watch tower?
>>34047738let's not
>>34047741>and other odd jobs.Like prostitution?
>>34047621This post, oh god this postThat screencap is all that there is to it. If i didnt want to go to a site where every thread is aboslute deranged crap then i wouldnt.
>>34047689They could have emailed moot or did some basic research. But no and this proves again the mainstream media does not do any REAL research for a proper story.>>34047694TIME thought the Konata cosplayer was giving the middle finger.
>>34047748but at the same time /b/ attracts all the moral fags and newfags to the point were /b/ is diluted with them and eventually all of 4chan
>>34047655lol>>34047658exactly, compared to them we're "normal" in the psychological sense(to a degree) mainly because most of us understand the world and generally don't give a fuck about most of the stuff people get all whiny bitch about. Now if only we had motivation maybe we'd be out there too, but "sadly" we're lazy.
Fuck yay we are degenerates that don't use facebook or twitter.At least they got that one thing right. Ah moot trying to tell the media the difference between hacking and manipulating and bringing his mom to the gal,Oh moot.
>>34047761and kneel when he goes out
>>34047280>>34047557faggot deleted his post
ah well I watched it and it's not moot who calls us degenerates it's the indian cunt wearing a shawl for whatever reason, moot doesnt take responsibility or place blame he just laughs at it as you would expect. Apparently using google to answer Palin's email questions = hacking now.
>>34047748But there are always going to be ones who will bypass /b/ or get into /b/ but quickly mature out or lose interest and go into the real product= the other 50 some imageboards...
>>34047825And some of us are, to an extent we decide on our own for ourselves.
>>34047608Same here, it's awesome to think that we have a ton of potential manpower to do something awesome, yet probably never will.I think we should become techno vikings and rape and pillage whole countries with our entire userbase, shit would be sweet
>>34047905>Apparently using google to answer Palin's email questions = hacking now.Using anything other than facebook and myspace on the internet is basically hacking to the uninformed.
>>34047799>TIME thought the Konata cosplayer was giving the middle finger.Well that's just plain silly.
>>34047895http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/34046231#p34047152easymodo =3
>>34047834>degenerates that don't use facebook or twitteryeah right
>>34047602"Anonymous" should win.
>>34047621Best screencap ever. Let me revel in your filth forever, 4chan.
>>34047905Yeah that part was a tad confusing. If I recall no one here took responsibility, they just found the emails that were already posted on the internet and all we did was sit around, laugh, photoshop penises onto something, etc.
I just hacked into 4chan to post anonymously.
I want to thank moot for giving us this websiteThank him by giving him a blowjob
>>34047895easymodo sees all
I use facebook, I would never mention 4chan on there because I'm not a faggotI do ridicule idiots who become a fan of some meme shit, shit is so cash. Everyone thinks I hate 4chan IRL
>>34047963You could also just...write him an email...
>>34047936get out normalfags
>>34047932That's truly the work of hackers on steroids.
>>34047166moot is charismatic yes, but I'm still up with the idea that he should delete /b/.
>>34047925>techno vikingsi like this idea, and the rape and the pillage and more rape.
>>34046762>A community of degenerates because we don't use Facebook or Twitter?seriously, they are the only time wasters in which you may function in society. fucking cunt.
It's true, we're all fucking degenerates here one way or another.
>>34047986I'd play a game of pretend with him
>>34048030>delete /b/This.
>>34047974faggot attention whore who would guzzle cum for literally no other reason than to get all that delicious drizzle.also gtfo mah /a/ /b/ is to the right.on a sidenote you sound like eh cool guy
>>34047974Good. Never let anyone know you go on 4chan. Happened to me once. Smirked at an image of EFG some retard was drawing on the board in highschool. Wrong fucking move. He tailed me for the rest of the semester spewing /b/ meme shit and talking about nazis and pedophiles in the middle of class. And yet he still managed to get a date for prom and fuck her too. Fuck it all.
MOOTOLEV
>>34048078Are you crazy? If moot deleted /b/, it would be a shitstorm for us all.
>>34047531Agreed.
>>34048065A lot of you guys just seem like normal dudes who are just a little lonely right now, but care about your education, have a strong sense of morality, pretty normal sexual tastes and will eventually go on to get married, have children and a full-time job.
>>34048030Okay, that is a bad BAD idea.Do you think /b/tards would just be okay with this and leave 4chan?
>>34048030You dont understand, we need /b/ to be here as a place to keep most of the shit at bay.If that is gone then just expect every board to be turned into another /b/
>>34047986You hacker!
>>34048149>he thinks that all the boards aren't already just /b/ with a theme
>>34048085the underhanded anarchist /b/tards always seem to come out on top of situations as long as they also have some form of a psychological disorder...
>>34048117Yeah, I was thinking someone could read that as omto too, if he was retarded enough.Cool text effects anyways.
>>34048138
>>34048181>he's never seen the slow boards
/b/ is 4chan shield to normal faggotery
>>34048075He does a better job nowadays
>>34048181>to keep most of the shit at bay>to keep most of the shit at bay>to keep most of the shit at bay
Deleting /b/ would be like opening Pandora's Box. They'd spread to all other boards on the internet including 4chan's existing boards and corrupt everything. That, or just go to /x/ and take it over as usual.
>>34048208i still have most o' them zone flashes
>>34048065I have a jobI work out everydayI have friendsAnd i still agree, I still wonder why the fuck I'm still here.
>>34048138>implying I wouldn't pierce the heavens instead
What really needs to happen is we need to move /b/. If moot could make a random board completely unassociated with 4chan and get everyone to move by making the old /b/ redirect to it, we wouldn't have to worry about normalfags infecting the site anymore.
>>34048132True. Whenever /b/ froze, the various boards get invaded, not only /x/, but /a/ as well. If moot deletes /b/ 4chan will become unmanageable.moot said if the website goes down for good /b/ will be the last imageboard to go.
>>34048252Because you're an attention whore. gtfo
>>34048138>normal dudesno>a little lonely right now;_;>care about your educationsure, will have a BSc. soon, then on to bigger and better things>have a strong sense of moralityStrong, yes. But also ... different.>pretty normal sexual tastesI don't think so>get married, have childrenmaybe>full-time job.definitely, as soon as I finish said education. And once I'm rolling in the money, women will be all over me, because they're bitches and whores like that.
This is my lifeI'm not going anywhere soon
>>34048271>>34048238>>34048227>>34048190Stop samefagging and acting like you haven't never seen a post claiming that before.
>>34048278That's my class bro, deal with it.
Moot's a scrawny little bitch.
>>34048138even if thats sarcasm its annoying don't call me normali mad
>>34048341He wishes to be the little girl. Are you new or something?
>>34048252I'm here because I like you guys, plus it costs no money to hang out with youNot to mention this is the only place I can really indulge in my nerd hobbies. There is something comforting about being around people just like yourself
>>34048264Another option would be to leave 4chan in the shitter ourselves and make another site
>>34048252Tripfags don't count.
>A community of degeneratesIf only they knew who really surfs 4chan...
>>340483754chan's the only place I've told anybody anything about myself that wasn't just a total lie.
>>34048379And boy if you knew how many chans there are out there created with that in mind, yet all of us are still here.
>>34048399Still mostly degenerates.Normalfags aren't regulars here. They come and go.Us degenerates are always present.
>>34048138 A lot of you guys just seem like normal dudes who are just a little lonelyDude I'm 22 and I'm yet to get a girlfriend... sometimes I wish I wasn't such a dork when I was a kid and a teen. Otherwise I agree with you, we're pretty normal here.
>>34048375ONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US~~desu
>pretty normal sexual tastesWanting to dress up like a trap and get ravaged by several large men isn't all that normal.
>>34048252Clockwork Loyalty (Place FC here) !!4b3DtY5ordZ 28264 posts 04/27/10(Tue)18:34 No.34048252>28264 postsyou're a terrible person, you aren't one of us, but neither a normalfag.
>>34048375That is the reason why 4chan exists. Providing an outlet for people to talk about stuff.
>>34048190>>34048227>>34048238>>34048271>>34048286>>34048290>>34048293>>34048351Not sarcasm. I hear a lot of you talking about your jobs and people even talking about their kids. A few weeks ago there was a thread where the OP announced that he was going to be a father and asking for congratulations, and the thread maxed out with positive responses, no trolling or "GTFO normalfags" at all. If you really look around, you'll see that it's true, sorry to break your internet persona, I know a lot of people come here because they want to feel different from society but the truth seems to be otherwise...
>>34048264How would that fix anything?Now, if all the other boards were twinned at the same time, so that there's one completely cancerous /b/ site with a load of dummy boards, something good might come of it for a short time at least.
>>34048426Yeah. Also, 4chan's software and usability could be so much better, but it's useless to try to make a competing site.
>>34048138>care about your education>have a strong sense of morality>normal sexual tastes>will get married>have children>and a job
>>34048444I'm perfectly happy to be one of you, perfectly happy
>>34048476Being a father isn't normalfaggish. And if you think we're all just acting then you're severely mistaken.
Hamtaro.
>>34048427When I think "degenerates" I think "trouble makers".When I think "person who frequents /a/" I think "that quiet guy sitting in the back near the window".We're not degenerates, just different.
>>34048476That wasn't in /a/ then.
>>34048264There is no such thing as "normalfags".Only newfags and trolls.
>>34048506Speaking of the software...moot mentioned in the New York Times, that he is currently doing a reboot of the 4chan imageboard software known as "Yotsuba". The imageboards you are seeing and use is an interface that is more than ten years old.As for the details of the reboot...it is a mystery.
>>34048570Well, we're just using "degenerates" as a catch-all for anybody different, because that's the word the girl used.
>>34048565fuking lol'd/thread
>/a/>Board with frequent waifu discussion threads>Claiming to be normal and not a bunch of degenerates
>>34048419Me too bro. And the longer I stay here the more I feel 4chan is normal while real life seems more and more full of pretenders.
>>34048476That's not it at all, just that we like certain people and not others. An anon with a kid is still an anon
>>34048612I miss that little thumbtack guy who used to guide you into not being a newfag. anyone have screencaps of that little guy?
>>34048570>"that quiet guy sitting in the back near the window"That's the place where the main character always is, so of course I'll sit there.
>>34048570But to American society, they are "trouble makers" because they do not participate in mainstream socialization, especially in the high school years. To understand that, take a look at what school districts in the US did after the columbine incident. They gone after the victims of bullying instead of dealing with the root cause of bullying.
