Sup Kubo, nice background sponsoring.

Anyway, >implying that would happen

>>33981136

>implying I don't already have children, work, and a steady job

well tried kubo

First part yes.

Marraige part PROBABLY NOT, LET'S BE REAL HERE

>Marriage
>Children
>/a/

No

>Implying I'd give up my entertainment just because i have a wife.

Shit thread is shit

Got married, raised children, began watching anime, found 4chan. In that order.

>>33981156
>>33981173

>implying

seeing the declining rate in marriage and increasing rate in divorce, I wouldn't be too surprised if we turned out like Europe in the next few years with adults everywhere and children becoming the new minority.

I'm never going to get married. Pretty sure you need sex to have children too. I might eventually get bored of anime though, so I'll say you're partially right.

I wish to ejaculate inside of a vagina

I'm allready getting there. Havn't watched a new show since Toradora. Started some but couldnt get into them.
I go for nights out A LOT more than I used to. Potentially have a job in May.
Not sure if anime's gotten shitter or my tastes have changed

I cannot see this happening.

>>33981136

>Marriage, children, job.

No chance.

>>33981173

do you?

I don't think I'll marry or have children, but the rest is true. Hobbies come and go.

>>33981136
...you might want to brush up on your spelling, OP.

I have been here since 2005 and dont really see myself leaving.
True, I watch less anime then I used to, and at times it feels uncomfortable to be surrounded by people 10 years younger than me. But if I leave here, where am I to go?

I don't think so.

It's not like I had anything to do but watch anime and browse 4chan.

I don't think I'll ever marry or have children, and many others in here won't either.

>implying I'm not going to mooch off my parents until they're gone, when I will promptly commit suicide

>Kubo
>marry
>have children
haha no

Makes me feel like everything will be awwwright so I don't have to feel bad about wasting my time now.

no. fuck you.

>>33981202
>>33981173
>>33981156
>>33981136
>>33981195

ITT: see pic

>>33981270

I have a boyfriend and I dont really watch anime anymore. I watch older series with him but never any of the new stuff. In the past 4 years I've gone from anime every day to mabe a series once a month. Feels good man

And by the time I retire Kubo will still be writing Bleach.

Just in case we won't see each other again :3
I love all of you <3
Have a great life!

>>33981290
I'm convinced we can improve /a/ by removing greentext and filtering "generic" and "pretentious"

>>33981136
feels like life man
hobbies come and go.

As for the married and kids with work thing, I am not to sure.

I'd think most of /a/ would be pleased with this turn of events, since it means they'd get to touch a woman at least once in their lives.

>>33981342
No one said your wife would be even remotely attractive or have a pleasant personality.

>>33981342
>implying I would go anywhere near 3DPD

I'm an animator so my job will never be steady. As for the rest....probably

I'm 34 years old and I've been watching anime steadily for about 18 years. If you're suggesting I'll 'outgrow' anime sometime you're sorely mistaken.

Hey guys i was just passing by to say hello
and bleach sucks.

Only if I get to marry Kubo

>>33981320

Don't forget "deep."

>>33981362
Oh you will anon, you will.
And when you do I bet you'll be surprised by how much you enjoy it

>>33981342
You do realize that a bad, unhealthy relationship is worse than no relationship at all, right?

>>33981375
Thats...kinda sad

I for one would love a turn of events like that.

>>33981393
>Oh you will anon, you will.
I am already 29 years old and havent touched a woman.
What now?

>>33981407
How so?

>>33981432

>>33981291
Ooo somebody saved my Bozo reaction image. Feels good man.

>>33981432
LIVIN THE DREAM

>>33981432

hahah, sucks to be you.

Feels good to know I can always move on with my life, while faggots like Kubo will be stuck forever making kiddie comics.

>>33981407

I think it's pretty pathetic that you think you're in any place to judge him/her over something you currently do as well.
Age has nothing to do with it. If it did grown people wouldn't be watching reality T.V and sports middle school children play on television.

>>33981407
that's you in another few years.

>>33981459
>while faggots like Kubo will be stuck forever making kiddie comics while rolling in a pile of cash

I've been into anime since I was four. It's been twenty-four years now. If I haven't given it up by now, then I never will.

I've been on /a/ since 06 and I've always managed to maintain a normalfag lifestyle.
You realise most of the people whining about being ronery and 3D pig disgusting are either trying to fit in, doing it for the lulz, asexual/gay but they havnt realised it yet and theres probably about 3 guys who are on 24/7 who actually live in their moms basement and never interact with real people. Poor saps

This is actually more depressing than most of these OP

>>33981459

He does like 40 minutes of work a week and has made more money in a few years than you'll make in your lifetime.

The first sentence is true because anons is not immortals but they will be on [a/ until their last breath.

The rest are false.

Girls don't talk to me.

>>33981432
LOOOOL.

If i'll marry, and have a wife, kids, i'll don't forget /a, and i'll stay and trollin' everything. Yeah.

pic related

also, /r/ing "you are here for eva"

It is most likely that I'll make the decisions in life I wish to make, so unless something suddenly comes up to limit the decisions I can make, I'm not too worried.

>>33981362
I really hope the whole 3DPD thing is purely a meme.

Anyway, most of the OP statement would be nice. Besides the marriage part, or at least the children part.

>>33981424
>I for one would love a turn of events like that.
An ugly, lazy wife who always complains about you being an underachiever and not making enough money. A brat who you would have to support until he can live by himself, and who would literally spit on you and beat you up. A dead-end job for meager pay. Do you really expect to get something more than that?

>>33981405

>You do realize that a bad, unhealthy relationship is worse than no relationship at all, right?

It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

Looks like the assholes from /r9k/ are spilling into the other boards.

Its been, what? 7 years? I don't see things changing any time soon.

I like cartoons too much and women are scared of me.

>>33981513

If you think it would be better if you didn't watch anime, you obviously don't enjoy it very much. Why do you watch it or post here?

>>33981515
Yes, because all women ate like that arnt they anon?

>>33981424
...what is natsuru doing there?

>>33981515
I am fine with that.

>>33981513

I wish it was as well, but I made a post about [a/ not having a girlfriend, and some people have thoroughly convince themselves that they will never need a relationship with a real person. I guess they have to somehow make life bearable.

I don't think so. I'm the future of a lot of anons here. Steady job, car, my own apartment. Figurines, posters, merchandise everywhere, 2-4 import blu-ray per season. I never liked kids and probably never will.
29 yo, virgin, never kissed a girl, disgusted by a women. Too old to try something with highschool / beginning of college girls.

>>33981548

It's inevitable that a woman becomes like that. It's a phase.

Happy newly wed > Regrets decision of getting married and having a kid that will tie them together forever> Acceptance > Death

>>33981136
Yesterday was my 21st birthday, still unemployed, not educating, no girlfriend and watching animu.

>disgusted by a women
Soooo....do you like men?

>>33981548
>because all women ate like that
No. But a person who just "hopes to get it someday" do not get women or job better than I described. You do not hope. You fight, you bite your way through, you push others from your way. Those are the people who achieve success. And those arent the people who sit on /a/.

23
Graduated last year
Got a job straight after
In a very happy year long relationship
We watch anime together and go out with our uni friends often.
Finding the balance between anime and real life is a wonderful thing

>>33981545
More the part about being casual about watching as opposed to following/arguing about it on the internet all day. I doubt I'd forget about it altogether, just spend less time obsessing.

>>33981648

>bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit

It's about luck, nothing else.

People like to lie to themselves. They're in miserable marriages with annoying children and they lie and say they're happy.

>>33981648

>You fight, you bite your way through

Platitude: 1. A trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.

>>33981628
Women == females with age above ~20 aka used whores. Do not want.

>>33981648
Oh dear. Lifes really not that tough when you give it a go. Things have a tendancy to fall into place eventually.

I doubt it, I care more about money than women.

90% of the people on /a/ needs some fucking therapy. There are so many fucked up views on life and the future here. I hope you realise that most of it is fucking delusions you created yourself.

inb4 25+ virgin bitching about how horrible his life is

What does /a/ base its ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES AND WHORES on anyway? American TV and highschool?

>>33981730
>Things have a tendancy to fall into place eventually
Yes, and this place is >>33981515

It may be an inevitability, but I don't see it happening that close down the line. 21 here, and the only change I've been working towards is finally getting my license and a steady job.
After that I plan on just coasting through my twenties getting the last but of enjoyment out of life I can.

F/a/ther here.
zup /a/

>>33981742

What do you expect when you get all the losers from high school and college into one place?

Personally, I'm pretty fucking annoyed with most of the "waaah, life sucks, women suck" posts, because they're not about anime.

To all you fuckers whining about your life on this board, fuck off. Talk about anime. No one gives a fuck about your pathetic life. Not even your parents.

>>33981760
How about.. life, maybe? When I was a college nerd not a single female was interested in me. SUDDENLY I'm programmer making 110k$/year and here we go. I'm popular. Where they were when I need them huh? Now I'm used to live alone and don't need a bitch to suck on my money. That and examples of all men around me being cheated and manipulated.

Marriage is out of the question as females run away from me as if they've seen a ghost or something.

>ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES AND WHORES on anyway? American TV and highschool?

experience.

What. I'm a 22 year old shut-in who hasn't left his room in five years. I used to believe in that whole idea of 'eventually everything will work out on its own,' but really, nothing's going to happen unless I work for it and I'm the epitome of lazy.

I can never assert my emotions so I can't really get married, it would be irresponsible of me to procreate.

i'll only marry an immortal lesbian phoenix