Turn her into a reverse trap.

Raise her to be an upstanding citizen

Rape.

>OP is implying your waifu is a slut and had someone else's baby, leaving it on your doorstep to be taken care of.

Genuflect OTL

make her turn into a tomboy or this
>>33773393

>>33773340
Disgusting. I hate babies. I'd pawn it off on someone who can't say no to babies.

Reread Otaku no Musume, derive wisdom.

Raise her as my daughter. She will even look like me so all is well :3

>>33773482
Can't we have a light-hearted thread for once?

Imooouto!

>Implying my waifu is a slut.
>Implying she'd abandon her child if she was a slut and had one.

love her and raiser her tenderly. and then when my waifu returns to me, we'll be a happy, loving family

If babies were that cute in real life, I'd take care of her.

I'd raise it if it was mine. Saber's baby is bound to be awesome in the future.

I'd take care of the baby and raise her as my own daughter. I am not a faggot.

>raise her as your daughter
and then anon had a purpose in life

Turn her into a genki girl.

I would go next door and leave the lil crawling shit factory there. I would probably edit the note

>>33773603
and so it begins...

Raise her to be a sex slave

>>33773554
> if she died

You missed that one

Put her up for adoption.

I'm not suited to be a parent and I feel that a ny child in my care would probably be better off with a loving family than a narcissistic asshole like myself.

I'd feel bad about it but I know it'd be for the greater good.

Straight to the orphanage.

I always wanted a slave loyal to my will from day one

I'll train her the first night!

With some intense licking and of course I can let her suck on my bottle for milk

It disturbs me that no-one in this thread has considered reporting it to the police of social services that someone abandoned a baby on your doorstep.

I forgot, is that You'haru or You'aki?

>>33773630
written by SHAFT
animated by DEEN

I wonder how you can conceive a child without sex.

>>33773672
Anon really doesn't want the police to have anything to do with them. It's safer that way.

>>33773672
>Missed the point about this being waifu's daughter.

rape rape rape rape

Drop it off at a dumpster

>>33773638
My waifu wouldn't die, even if she was killed. Try again.

Raise her as mai daughta.

>>33773672
That's actually the normal thing one would do, right? After seeing so many anime where households just keep whomever they find abandoned on the street, I kind of forgot that.

>Imagine all the child welfare benefits you would get from the government that you could spent on anime figures and dakimakuras and shit
>Oh wait, you live in America
>Enjoy your lack of money/welfare, NEET/Hikkis

First I'd cry cause my waifu is dead.

Then I'd man up and take care of the kid.

But I don't have a waifu...

Give male hormones, raise as a boy. Name him Frank.Tell him his penis was cut off in an accident as a child.

Move to Scotland.

Anyone who gets the reference wins 9 internets.

>A note attached to a gurgling baby in a basket
>A note
>basket

I would use the note as kindling and set the basket ablaze

After realizing how my life is now over due to being a single parent I'd probably projectile vomit into the street.

I've always wanted kids though.

>>33773769
no, because where would the police leave it? an orphanage, where it would grow up to be criminal or a slut on drugs.

Raise her lovingly for seven years. Begin relationship to fill whole in heart left by waifu.

>>33773812
You do now.

Raise her to believe her father is dead and then have her work part time at an underwater amusement park so I can bring one of my friends back after 17 years.

Mai Waifu.

Be one manly baby.

That's a clone of mai waifu.
I'll make her grow into mai waifu

IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT

love her

>>33773859
Two of my friends, excuse me.

>>33773846
how is that any different from an anon father?

Eeeew, babby, disgusting

>>33773880

Fuck you!!

Sacrifice her to Cthulhu.

You can't just have a kid who isn't on any sort of database. If your kid does not exist according to the state, then you can kiss your kid's future goodbye. No school, healthcare, etc.

So, does this kid come pre-registered and ready to be looked after and shit? Wouldn't social services wonder why this kid is being looked after by you? Would you even have legal parenthood status?

>>33773915

You must be american.

Raise her to fall in love with me.

>>33773915
>implying none of us wont keep it locked away and raise it as a sex slave from day one till its death

>>33773907

u frustrated?

>>33773915
Waifu is dead/gave birth presumably in the hospital. Quit worrying about real life applications. Anyway if it doesn't have a birth certificate you could claim it got lost in a fire/take up a dead SSN from an old fart.

>>33773934
I'm a Londoner, actually.

How legal would it be to take in the child right on the spot if this were to actually happen? Say you were a well-off citizen with the resources and clean record all around; would you have to report the event to some agency?

I'd ask her... How was babby formed?

>>33773971

Enjoy your prison

I'd test out my catapult.

...what, I'd let her pull the lever, then call social services. Clearly I'm an unfit parent. I let babies operate fucking catapults.

>>33773951
>none of us won't

>>33773972
>would you have to report the event to some agency?
I presume so.

>>33773849
In that case I would train her in all the aspects of evil overlord hood, while ensuring she retains her humanity.
The evil overlord lists would be her bedtime reading and stories of good and kindness would fill her day.
Then I sit back and watch as she erases the old world and leads humanity into a golden age as its one true ruler who doesn't let petty morality get in the way of the big picture.

/fit/ /a/non here. I'd love her forever. For as long as she'd live, my baby she'd be.

I'd hardly be able to wait until she got a little older so i could have her ride with me on my shoulders during my running.

"Weeee! Faster daddy! ;_;]/spoiler]

>>33773972

The child needs to be registered with the state. If not they are an illegal and they will get thrown over some fence or another

>LIVING THE DREAM.jpg

raise her to conquer the world in my place

>>33774004
I fucking lol'd and choked on my devil dog.

>>33774019
Spoken like a true normal fag

Nothing is better than being a buff master to and have a little slave who will do nothing but exist for your pleasure

>>33774018
You would be the best dad ever.

>>33774092

That does not actually work. See: Josef Fritzl

>>33773340
Hand her over to proper authorities.
Shit, I'm not fit to take care of myself 100% of the time, let alone an infant.

>>33774019
I teared. How beautiful. An /a/non who would rauise his children.

and would provide them exercise instead of letting them grow hikki

Tough choice. I do kind of want a child, and I'm not sure I'd have the heart to refuse a little baby with nowhere to go. But I wouldn't want to be an irresponsible parent either. I'm not, and may not ever be, well-equipped to raise a child properly. Thinking of the child's best interest, I would take them to an adoption agency.

>>33774147
*raise

Its baby You.

I would happily raise her and be the most ideal father ever.

Contact the authorities. Shit will get you in trouble if you don't make this stuff clear.

>>33773512
>>33773393
These.

>>33774092
I'll exist for nothing but your please, master!

>>33774135
>implying I would teach her anything about the outside world and just keep her fit my own way and make her greatest joy serving me

>implying im stupid enough to have kids with a step child I found on my door step

i have a daughter op, all I have to say is that it's AAAWWWWIIIIIRRRRGGGHHHTTTTT

Hand her over to child services. I have no patience for children, plus I believe I suck in raising them.

First, I would buy all the necessities for raising a baby. She would be with me at all times during the day, and put to sleep in a proper crib.

Fast forward a few years. I take her to school. While she's home I do my best to make sure she's a well-informed person. Unless she wants to do a sport of some type, we go hiking together or go for simple walks to bond. We also go to parks so that she can meet other kids. She's so cute when she plays, it brings out that genuine smile of hers.

By this time in our life together I have improved my culinary skills, so most of the time I cook her meals. I gradually teach her how to do chores and how to cook, and reward her as such. I need some help around the house if I'm a single parent, after all. She's skilled at many of the things I teach her, even more so than her old pops. She even teases me about it sometimes, like when I crack an egg and get some of the shell in the pan.

As she ages into her teen years I continue to encourage her to succeed and pursue what she wants in life, so we discuss her future goals. I help her the best I can. I know by now the life we so closely cherished will soon be over, and it kills me inside. But I'm also happy, because my lovely daughter is getting the most out of her life, even with the misfortune of having only one incompetent dad.

Finally, the college years are here. I've gotta say good bye. What a bittersweet feeling. I try to hold back my tears, but my insightful daughter knows I'm choked up. As I see her off she gives me a kiss on the cheek and thanks me for doing my best. I force an awkward, yet goofy smile and she chuckles as she walks into her ready dormitory.

That's the general idea of it.

transmute that shit into my dog

>>33774283

Normal End is Best End. ;_;

>>33774283
Thank god you will never have children.

>>33774283

She'll be having sex the next night after getting drunk at a frat party...

I'd brutally rape her and dump in nearest landfill.