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  • Ultimatum from a spammer: *click*
    Oh hey, the shit has e-mailed me in the past. Will post those in a few.
    Here they are. Who knows this guy? He brags about friends coming to him and complaining—"Chris Beer" from New Zealand.
    (Googling "crebzx@hotmail.com" has a few interesting hits.)

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    41 KB Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:25 No.33295361  
    Help me, /a/, I think I lost my sense of humor over the years, or what little sense of humor I had. I can't find anything that makes me laugh anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:26 No.33295407
    Not even k-on? There's nothing we can do for you, sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:27 No.33295457
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    >>33295361
    >K-on
    >amusing in any fathomable way
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:27 No.33295463
    B Gata H Kei
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:28 No.33295477
    A magician was driving down the street then turned into a grocery store.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:29 No.33295531
    Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-fucking-believable!"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:29 No.33295543
    Japanese humor is not really funny because it relies on Japanese culture and puns. Puns are the shittiest form of humor.

    Go watch some comedies made after 1940 but before Scary Movie.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:30 No.33295563
    read love hina
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:30 No.33295568
    try FMP? fumoffu, seto no hanayome and cromatie.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:33 No.33295670
    One night, an old blind man wanders into a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"

    The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that

    1. The bartender is a blonde woman.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

    3. The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    4. I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    5. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    Do you still want to tell that joke?"

    The old man thinks it over for a moment, then replies, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:33 No.33295687
    Gurren Lagann, not so good
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:34 No.33295727
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    problem solved.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:35 No.33295763
    >>33295727
    This makes me cry, not laugh.
    Goodnight, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:35 No.33295771
    Q: How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Just one, but it takes ten episodes to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:37 No.33295813
    What did Light say to the police when they caught him?

    Yagami!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:38 No.33295835
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    YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO...

    No, you can't, you talentless piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:39 No.33295868
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    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:39 No.33295873
    From crunchyroll:

    what's the difference between naruto and a dead squirrel?

    The squirrel's dead.


    I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:40 No.33295893
    Why was Ichigo sad after he beat Ulquiorra?

    Because it was a hollow victory.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/10(Sun)03:40 No.33295900
    Watch Baka to Test.



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