I lol'd

You know what's awesome? Translated graffiti from buildings buried by Pompeii.

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

For slowpokes http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>33153171
gb2/b/ This is Pomp/a/

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

Blogging about shit no one cares about..

>>33153145
>>33153121
>>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

/a/ ? was that you?

Guy I don't think I can take Pop/a/ anymore I mean, the flaming just gotten out of hand I know one day the mods are going to blow up at us.

>>33153121
>>33153145
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Haha, oh wow.

Well Why hasn't there been a anime/manga set during the times of the roman empire?

>>33153534
Same reason there isn't one based on 4ch... Oh wait... Nevermind..

>>(bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Roman times brofist

>>33153534
does Historie count?

>>33153806
*shrugs*
[a/ - Histor/a/

>>33153882
thats pathetic man

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

>(in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

heh..

>The scroll was better

Every time

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

Shirou?

>>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

> Secundus is a fag.

People never change...

>Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this

;_;

Also,

>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

I lol'd

... Ancient 4chan = Pomp/a/ ?

>>33153938

>[X] Rape the maids

THIS IS SPARTA

>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Looks like Teophilus had lots of fun

I lol'd

LOMAO

>>33154397

rofl so randum lol XD ^__________^

/a/thens
Rom/a/
Pomp/a/
*blinks*

>>33154292
THIS IS SP/a/RT/a/

>Satura was here on September 3rd
All other pomp/a/ is a faggot.

HAHAHAHAHA

>Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
HARO EVERYNYAN

>>33154682
Achaean 4koma

>>33153121
>>33153121

>The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”.


translated: Gary was here, Ash is a loser!

>>33153121
>>33153121

GOd, reading htis is like fuck!!!!!!!! Ppl never fuckign change.

>>33155102
lol xDDD i kno mannn ejt08i4 ;dfseh-9eph;nt3qfuuuuuuck

>I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.


Wow, people really haven't changed.
I saw something like this in a bar last month.

>>33155206

i no rite lol

>>33155206
I wouldn't know as I have never been to such an establishment.

>Myrtis, you do great blow jobs.

>Phileros is a eunuch!
Philerus is a pussy

>Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
Lesbianus you trolls and then attention whoring

>Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
Anyone who wants to troll ITT is adviced to GTFO. If you ac contrary to this warning, you will get banned. Underageb& must pay X dollars. Slaves will get a spanking. FUCK YEAH SPANKING

>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, is an epic troll

>To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
To the one who trolling here. Beware of the banhammer. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry modcat for an enemy.

>Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
Troll, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this board

> “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
Secundus is a troll.
Secundus is a troll.
Secundus is a troll.

Defecator = Gorespammer

People used to shit on the streets in Rome? No wonder the Roman Empire fell.

;_;

>>33156485

lol thats just how they say hi

>>33156485
>implying they don't do it today

>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

>>33153069
The Magma that is Pomp/a/ kills for

>>33161142
>>33157651
2 hour bump. wtf man

What did they write these with?

Also, thank God for toilets. Apparently everyone shat on the ground even though the Romans were the ones to first use toilets properly.

>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Wisdom from the ages, guys!

>VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
Sometimes I imagine ancient Rome as sort of the 80s vision of the postapocalypse. People just write stuff on walls because they can. Here, they could have left a note. BUT NO, they had to permanently deface the walls.

>>33161528
How would they leave a note? They didn't have any paper. The only minimally similar thing that existed back then would be locked up in libraries.

>>33153069
>Wat
>Don't know if want
>Fapping like the fist of Zeus

Still the best.

>>33161528
lol'd

>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

>>33161644
The scroll was better.

This is the most fucking hilarious shit I've read in a long time.

Can't believe the Romans invented 4chan.

>VII.1.40 (House of Caesius Blandus; in the peristyle of the House of Mars and Venus on the Street of the Augustales); 1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times

This is like a Big 3 thread, a complete waste of time.

>VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2146: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana

so ronery ;_;

>VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant

>>33157651
I like that phrase more than butthurt.

>>33161943
>Hatters gonna hate

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

Ancient Twitter

Look at this, this filth plaguing my Pomp/a/. JUSTICE WILL BE DONE!

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!

WHY I AM SO BALD

This confirms my suspicion that 4chan, as well, will eventually face a swift and fiery doom.

II.4.1 (bar; left of the door, near a picture of Mercury); 8475: Palmyra, the thirst-quencher

gatorade failed at originality...

>>33162057
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

No kidding.

Also,

>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

this thread is scary

>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the atrium); 5213: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

SON... I AM NOT DISAPPOINT

VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.


the romans were indeed a superior culture

Good god, everyone was shitting all over the place. It really was [a/.

>>33154682
>>33154796
>>33161559
Wow.... we really need a fanart of those geezers hurrah-ing with their hands up.

>>33162138

can the speculation begin?

>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10677: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.

"Would you like dinner or a bath first... or me?"

Fuck yeah, I like this man's priorities.

If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

What a slut.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

Venus is mai waifu.

>>33156579
So, what's the story of this guy sitting all alone?

>>33162354
Ancient Guido

>>33162355
b&'d

>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

[x] Rape the maids

Over a thousand years ago, people went about their lives, writing mundane garbage on their walls.

I wonder what people of the future will think when they find old twitter and facebook and 4chan archives.

>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

Salvius was here.
Amplicatus is a faggot.

>>33162355
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catiline_Orations

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games.

Epaphra is a CASUAL

>>33162121
>>33162588

So, Epaphra was from /v/?

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1811: A small problem gets larger if you ignore it.

...if you know what I mean.

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

hung like a horse