awww

>24

ok

12

beat that

>>33052728
OP here. actually i wished i would have scored higher.. i thought i was weirder than this!!! i am disappoint.

29.

But I can fake being a normalfag really well.

I scored 20. Is that good or bad?

20

5. Whoopee.

I read this in my voice when I was a child. I grew more and more depressed as I answered questions...

I scored 35, by the way.

27

>>33053140

> Eighty percent of those diagnosed with autism or a related disorder scored 32 or higher.

Jesus christ why are all of your scores so goddamn high?

9. And my brother has autism. So thank god I'm...somewhat normal.

12, I guess some of you are just straight up retarded. That's unfortunate.

>>33053631
Having autism doesn't make you retarded.

>>33053064
dude dont fake it.. just be yourself. enjoy the uniqueness that people laugh at. fuck them, and be proud that you're alive and human! just cuz the world says go "right" doesnt mean you cant take three "lefts".

16

Fucking aspies ITT.

17

>Score: 24

Hm, I wish I'd have scored higher

6

21 here. Not to bad.

>>33053592
dude average is 21. shut up.

I got a 4.

>>33053788
you are average =P

/a/ - Assburger's
I may have it from a medical perspective, but I prefer to think of myself as just a douche.

Score: 16

>>33053558
I guess I'm fine...

I got a 28

Agree: 2,4: 1 point
Disagree: 1,10,11,17,29,30,38,40,44: 1 point
Score: 11

>I frequently find that I don't know how to keep a conversation going.
Well...fuck..

I scored 29.

What does that mean?

17

25

>>33053545
... Do I seriously have the highest score so far?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but...

17

I'm just introverted and a bit insane.

11. I'm actually shocked.

13, not sure where that puts me....

>>33052728
>>33053603
>>33053631
>>33053696

Get out normalfags.
>>33053727
>>33053827
>>33053865
>>33053935
>>33053974
>>33054015
>>33054026

30 here.

Score: 6

21, whatever

OP here

i dont buy anything anybody says that is beyond their understanding.. and when it comes to the human mind, NOBODY knows NOTHING!
to be honest this "test" could have been a lot more fleshed out.. its actually kind of elementary. the concept is good, but there is just too many variables in the thought processes of a person to restrict it to such basic questions.

a conversation i ahd with sombody...

>>33054002

It's still above average.

38

Though I'm a lot high function than most ass pies

26

What's the highest possible ?

Score: 24

w/e

31. Wow I didn't expect to score so high. I know I have the avoidant disorder though, that might have something to do with it.

Scored a 17

>>33054002
>>33053863 here.
I scored 40. Feel better fellow anon.

>>33054138
so you got a really high score and dont want to be made fun of so you are being edgy by defying the social norm.
What an autistic prick

>>33054138
Hey op, I don't understand the joke.

20 here?

>>33054158

See:

>>33053558
> Eighty percent of those diagnosed with autism or a related disorder scored 32 or higher.

You guys just took a normalfag test. Most of you lost.

12.

>>33054138

The normalfag is trying to justify his normal faggotry.

>>33053807
Well, it's just that I got a 5. I wonder if it means anything.

28.

Can someone tell me why the test kept stressing social chitchat -.-" it's really annoying.

>>33054210
Doesn't help much, but it helps that I'm not alone.

Almost finished when I saw,
>When I was young, I used to enjoy playing games involving pretending with other children.
Haha, this question was made for you [a/
want to play a game of pretend?

>When I was young, I used to enjoy playing games involving pretending with other children.
A GAME OF PRETEND YOU SAID?

>19

>>33054387
28 by the way

The word Social shows up more than 7 times here, we get it 'social' people are 'social', non-'social' people are non-'social'.

Got 25. I have no idea what that even means.

>>33054387

You walk down a narrow cavern when you arrive at a lonesome child staring at the floor, he seems completely out of loop with the rest of the world to the point he doesn't even acknowledge your presence. The child stares up blankly and whispers silently, "what was that?" What do you say /a/?

>>33054400
>>33054387
pretendmind

>>33054387
>>33054400
pretendmind

>>33054483
>>33054490
pretendpretendmind

I scored 7

How can you guys get above 10?

>>33054482
That's AM, and it's come to torture us forever.
This is all because you said cavern.

>>33054218
i scored a 15.
>>33054310
and i am very NOT normal... ive been told BY A DOCTOR (who happens to be retarded, *wink wink* get the joke?.. no you dont lol) that i am high functioning assbergers. everyone in my family is convinced that i infact AM. but i used to say to them things similar to that, but they suck the medical practitioners cock. THAT Denial might actually be a symptom of assburgers, but i DO study ethics and my main hobby IS philosophy. so its hard for me to take the simple answers ya know? BUUUT i dont ahve any crudentials yet so nobody takes me seriously, fucking bullshit. i cant rationalizer my OWN mind, and have to be subject to somebody elses lack of perception and rationale. when in fact THEY dont KNOW anything about anything beyond their own psyche. FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! they cant rationalize my thought processes precisely, without first knowing my outlook on my OWN g_dammed perceptions!

23 for me.

>>33054350
The thing that makes me feel better is that my brother actually has Asperger's, diagnosed by a real doctor and everything, and he's completely incapable of functioning in society. I, on the other hand, can fake it. Maybe we score the same on Borat's cousin's silly little test, but we're light years apart.

>>33054317

Because apparently only social butterflies are real people.

>>33054387
ROFL OMG i think you mean /tg/ though.

30

21

Score: 12

No surprise. Mostly, if not all, from introversion.

>>33054387
WE DONT DO IT WITH OTHER CHILDREN
WE DO IT WITH MEN SO FUCK YOUR SHIT!

reported for /b/-shit.

>>33054769
Wait a minute.... FUCK

Score: 24

27

>I am fascinated by dates.

That is a horrifyingly ambiguous statement.

27

Things that suggest I am autistic:
Socially inept
Obsessive about interests

Things that suggest I am not autistic:
Not obsessive about time/order/
Not obsessive about numbers
Have creativity and imagination

Score: 22
My theory is that my brain is just 'missing' the part that makes me enjoy being around other people, and instead that section got assigned to memory and analysis tasks.

>>33054668
yeah i know right. what if you jsut hate talking to people that dont seem interesting. i mean HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TALK TO A PERSON "at a party" IF THERE IS NOTHING AT THAT PARTY THAT INTERESTS YOU!? i prefer going to internet cafe's to strike up conversation.

>>33054591
>>33054615

AM?

>>33054777
lucky get

and fuck you /a/ comes /b/fore.

10. Yay for being social AND mathematical!

10

I was expecting like 40.

>>33054878

Honestly the majority of the questions are extremely vague, they almost lead you to make assumptions and then answer the question based on how you'd expect the result to be if you agreed or disagreed.

>>33054878
ROFL

Only you /a/. only you make me happy.

11

boggle mind, etc.

>>33050315

whatthefuckisthisshit?

>>33055078
>>33055085

I first read it and thought "no shit I wouldn't be dating them otherwise".

Then I realized that there was no "my" before "dates".

>>33055078
already been said here >>33054138
a long time ago.

cuz im so much smarter than you Dhohohoho

i got a 30

>>33055218
its hard to tell who is autistic... this post SOUNDS autistic, but maybe I am autistic...

fucking paradox!!!

14

Surprisingly low.

37.

What.

Score: 13

20
Just because I am slightly anti-social doesn't mean I am autistic.

>>33055349
agreed. but remember denial is the only symptom of ANY mental disorder. (FOR SOME REASON, SOMEHOW)

16

hmm I guess I'm average =(

16 here.

27

27 here

29?
That's way higher than I thought it would be.

>>33055333
One of us~

>35
Fuck. I am freaking out here. What the fuck do I do now?

22

self-diagnosing assburgers are the worst

>>33055636

Get friends.

Score: 11

and i have no idea whats going on...

>>33055636
hey me too
ONE OF US

ummm.....29?

34. I knew there was a reason I felt like I didn't know you guys anymore, /a/.

21. I think I'm pretty normal, except for the fact that interacting with other people doesn't interest me.

>38

I knew I'd be pretty high on it. Already got diagnosed a few years ago.

I hope to see this thread in the morning.

Agree: 5,12,16,21,23: 1 point
Disagree: 29,30,48,49: 1 point
Score: 9

I get what having a high score is supposed to mean, but what does a low score mean other than being a social person?

>32
What the fuck man.
I know I'm shy and shit, but it's not like I'm autistic.

23?

Thats bullshit man.

>>33056387
It means you are a super-normalfag and that you probably should leave /a/ for your own good.

>>33055995
I'm quite similar to you, it seems. I scored a 23, though.

>>33052595
this

Question 40 is YOOOOOOOOOOOOO tier

When I was young, I used to enjoy playing games involving pretending with other children.

Agree: 2,7,22,26,33,35,39,41,42,45,46: 1 point
Disagree: 3,8,10,11,14,15,17,27,28,31,32,34,36,37,38&#
44;44,48: 1 point
Score: 28

18

18. Guess I'm above the average by a smudge.

>>33056845

and that's why you are autistic.
It's not like it's something that can't be learned.

Level Autism: Everybody looks the same, unless they have veins popping out and red faced.

Level Normal: Can tell projected emotional state and emotions from face and body language

Level Perceptive: Can discern whether an emotion/attitude is being faked and understands the meaning behind body language and facial expressions.

Level CIA: Gets hired to tell whether CEOs are telling the truth and business deals. Get paid tons more than CIA and joins private sector. Look it up.

>>33056845
Blushing, eyes facing certain directions (looking to the side means trying to avoid attention, looking down means they're gloomy, looking up means somethings on their mind or they're not following your attention, etc., etc.) among other things. fairly easy to read IMO.

31
I am ok at social situations and can quite easily read others emotions. However I am depressed as fuck and dont want to nor do I do see other people. This test doesnt really take anything like this into account. And honestly, what do you expect from a free internet test? Tests like that are never meant to be taken without the supervision of a professional who can control it for the fuckups like that.

>>33057346

The problem is that autistics fail at intuitive learning, but they excel in rote learning. Generally anyway. So they would have to learn each movement have it memorized and then recall what it means, whereas for most people it's just intuitive and just seeing it brings understanding.

Autism is a spectrum and there is much discussion about it for DSM-V.

Austism is a syndrome, which is basically just a cluster of "traits".

>>33057562
I think that describes me pretty well. I can memorize vocabulary quite well but I have a lot of trouble actually getting the balls to speak and to use the right kinds of words.

15, same as OP

>35

Surprisingly low for an Aspie.

Agree: 2,5,6,7,9,12,13,16,18,22,26,33,39,42,46: 1 point
Disagree: 1,10,11,14,15,17,25,30,32,38,44,47,48: 1 point
Score: 28

Anti-social =/= Autistic

29

Fuck

>26

Nobody's ever lead me to believe I act like a faggot, but I don't enjoy socializing either. Actually, I've long considered that to be the essence of true anonymity. If you met me in real life, you probably wouldn't take me as one who spends most of his time trolling an anime board and fapping to loli.

>>33057684

oh god, me too.

Scored a 22.

42... Fuck me.

I had the most anti-social answers and still got a 15 so I dunno. I am however insane, just not autistic.

24 w00t

the test is pretty bad actually

i got a 26. is that bad?

>>33057942

25

same

how the fuck did i manage to score 500?

Agree: 4,5,6,12,13,16,23,26,33,39,41,43: 1 point
Disagree: 24,28,38: 1 point
Score: 15

0-9 Range = Normal Anon
10-20 range = True Anon
21-30+ = Weird Anon

I got exactly 32.

Agree: 5,12,26,46: 1 point
Disagree: 1,10,14,29,49: 1 point
Score: 9

There went a good excuse god damn it.

25. So-so?

>I would rather go to a library than to a party.

I'd rather read books than get drunk in the middle of the day.

>>33058541
27....

19

...27 is actually a middle score here. wow.

>>33050315
A 41 here.

I first did that test when volunteering for a psychology of perception experiment in the Psych department at university. The post-grad running the experiment saw the numbers and flat out asked me when I'd first been diagnosed as Aspergers -- the joke being that I never have been.

27 here too

13

fuckit, i don't wanna know, and really i'm not convinced you can get a diagnosis from a survey style test.

25 here

>Score: 23

>I find it very easy to play games with children that involve pretending.

28 here, except I'm legally diagnosed with Aspergers and OCD. Hell I even have a pension card.

24. Higher than I'd thought, but I couldn't really properly answer some of the questions.

A lot of them bled into what I actually supposedly have, APD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder)

Although I feel like a fucking faggot for posting about all these made-up 'diseases' as excuses to make up for my own pathetic failings as a human being

I love how the later it gets the higher the numbers go, never change night [a/

Lets see...

>2 I prefer to do things the same way over and over again.

Uhh, I guess... Slightly disagree? Wait, how many of these are there?

>50

>Close page

Turns out I am not autistic, I passed with flying colours!

28. Not an asspie; just hate pointless socialization. Function in society fine, though, as I'm a law student with a judicial clerkship lined up after graduation. That job was hard as fuck to get, too. Protip: Don't go to law school.

scored a 10

Got a low score.
I don't hate social interactions, I'm just terrified of them. I get a little paranoid too, my brain goes into overdrive.

27

I know I'm not a fucking aspie because I'm aware that I'm not the center of the universe.

i got 31.

29 here, sure is lots of normalfags here

27 :3

29, but I've been tested for autism etc. and my doctor has told me I'm (fairly) normal. He can understand why others would think I'm autistic, but I'm not far enough on the autism spectrum for it to be a problem.

17

Is this normal?

whats an asburgers anyway

23 I'm okay with this

>>33062285

yes

get out

21.

>>33050315
What a bitch. It's her fault if the sensei is NTR'D by that fucker.

11