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!kJYRsrXbko 03/08/10(Mon)07:29 No. 31898822 Touhou -A
shoot-em-up game where they shoot OVER 9000 bullets. (I kid you not)
The only way to win THE GAME is either not to play it, realize it’s
stupid or to memorize the patterns of movement.Since there are so many
patterns to memorize, it consumes a lot of time, making players,
including Wapanese, to lose 12 hours of their lives in a day. -Announcing
that you finished Easy Mode will cause Wapanese to troll you as most
Wapanese will CLAIM that they can do something much harder. Yukurri -In
Japan, it means “easy”/"slow" -Unfortunately Wapanese see the word
“Yukurri” and the first thing that registers on their mind are Touhou
Fatheads and their derivatives/variations Belts and Zippers -The
latest fashion for Wapanese cosplayers Romaji -Japanese words
in Roman text(what you’re reading now is in Roman text, in case you
don’t know) -Practically the only thing most Wapanese can read Hiragana
& Katakana -They’re both part of the Japanese alphabet which
Wapanese can’t distinguish one from the other -Hiragana is the main
language. -Katakana is used for sound effects and foreign
translation. Kanji -part of a Japanese alphabet that’s
borrowed from a part of Chinese alphabet Ecchi -It’s how
Japanese say H, which means He*cough* -Wapanese believe Ecchi is
different from He*cough* because Ecchi is just pantyshots and teasing
arousement He*cough* -Japanese Animated P…Prawns -Wapanese
believe every Japanese watches this, which isn’t exactly true… 4 -four
in Japan is “Shi” (To Japanese major, I know they also call it “Yon”) -Death
in Japan is “Shi” -Therefore, Four in Japan is death -I kid you
not: Notice why Japanese elevators lack the “4th floor” Also,
notice why 4kids are killing Wapanese