Gintama: It's a story about a good-for-nothing guy striving to become the king of samurai

>>31871368
God you fucking suck.

Niea_7: It's a story about an alien mooching off a girl living above a bath house.
Wait.

EVA: faggot kid saves the world in a giant robot that's actually his mother and gets rid of his depression then everyone tells him CONGRADULATIONS!

Rozen Maiden: Sisters kill each other to become the perfect girl for their father

Code Gaess: A young man tries desperately to look his father in the eyes

School Days: Faggot fucks everything in sight, goes on boat ride

The power of Friendship -- just like any other mahou shoujo

Cromartie High School : Manly happens. That is all.

School Rumble: lol pie end.

LOGH: Manliness in space.

Berserk: GRIFITH

>>31871656

Lain: Christ's life, recent version

BakaTest: Capital of Europe

20th Century Boys: ???

Naruto: Feudal Japan Reenactment

Pretty Cure: magical girls learned hand to hand combat.

>>31871927
what is this i don't even

Neon Genesis Evangelion: pussy is too pussy to ride mecha. tsundere arrives. depression

>>31871833
20th Century Boys: Little children's games cause unparalled genocide and madness in the future.

One Piece: One Shit.

Umineko: What if Agatha Christie was a Touhou fan?

>>31871833

20th Century Boys: Kid's play have unexpected brutal consequences

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0: Caused by a Golem or a Dugtrio.

>>31872112

*has

K-ON!: girls eat cake

Bartender: He tends a bar.

Nanoha: Friendship = lasers.

Macross F: Idols compete for the love of a manwoman... in space.

>>31871656
Better description:
Magical girl beats other girls up and forces them to be her waifu.

Karin
one big metaphor for menstruation

Sleeping with Hinako: Hinako pretends you were sleeping the whole time.

School days : It's a story about a nice boat.

Present day Futurama with pirates

>>31872213
I actually was
;_;

Seikon no Qwaser:
1. Suck titties
2. Do chemistry
3. ???
4. OH DESIRE

Bakemonogatari: Strange conversations occasionally interrupted by monster attacks.

To Aru Majutsu No Index: A sitcom about an atheist and a nun

Tsukihime:

GANTZ: Emo kids want to have sex and are afraid to kill.

Code Geass: Charismatic youth takes over the world, an heros on a train.

Naruto: I'm am teh uber DARKNESS

Naruraru: Childrens Slice of Life show about test tube rape and death by vaginal destruction.

>>31872240

Seacats: Grandpa sacrifices family in occult island ritual to revive his dead girlfriend, plan backfires when grandson challenges her to a game of clue.

Death Note: Emo boy talks to god, evades law enforcement.

EVE no Jikan:
A fun meditation on the nature of artificial intelligence. Wait four months for the next episode.

LupinIII: A guy and his crew steal things.

Spice and Wolf: The amount of silver in a given locale's coinage is directly correlated with the health of their economy and the amount of money being minted, so in order to make a profit it becomes necessary to turn into a giant wolf.

Higurashi: Groundhog day, except Bill Murray is a little girl and her friends have big blades.

Higurashi: Kids play games, then murder each other. Repeatedly.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: God is bored, keep her happy.

Sora no Otoshimono: it's a story about an angel falling from the sky and falling in love with a Japanese High School student.

Koi Kaze: Adult man sleeps with 15 year old sister.

Toradora!: A slice of life where non-dramatic things stop occurring as a part of life.

Zero no Tsukaima: A Japanese boy becomes the slave of an incompetent noble, who abuses him freely with a horse whip and commands his love and attention.

Kanokon: Large breasted wolf spirit molests a child.

Planetes: Waste management in space.

Voices of a Distant Star: Girl sends text messages... in space.

Summer wars : A small, brown shota and his kung-fu action bunny avatar. Fuck everything else.

Chobits: Poor man comes into possession of highly desired but dysfunctional-by-design sexbot.

Naruto: Sasuke

Evangelion: it's a story about... wait, what?

Eureka 7: A boy and an alien surf in a giant robot

Haibane Renmei: The universe ironically forces suicides to live an even more boring afterlife.

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time: A girl leaps through time.

ga-rei zero: ;_; yomi

Sengoku Basara: one-eyed samurai riding a Harley across japan

Evangelion: Biblically themed entities want to give you a big hug

Strike witches: Its a japanese version of world war two.

Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei: Desperation*)

*) a 1996 novel by Stephen King adapted for TV in 2006.

>>31872461
You're just focusing on the aspects you find distasteful, rather than the the fact that this is one of the finest romance anime of the last decade.

toradora: worst tsundere gets boy, ami is a bro

TTGL: It's a show about drills.

Strike Witches: WWII fighters are personified as pantsless lolis.

>>31872324
NaruTaru

>>31872766
>missing the point of the thread

endless eight: 8888888888888888888888888888888

>>31872766
^w^ You didn't really watch it, did you?

Otherwise you would understand the joke I am making.

PaniPoni Dash: Young kiddie become teacher of delinquent students.

Code Geas R2: WWIII

>>31872795
FFFFFFFFFF
I made a typo.
Hmm... while I'm talking in the thread off topic... I'll take this moment to notice that I've written like two thirds of this thread. I like it.

Bokurano: GANTZ with kids. (See GANTZ)

Claymore: a slice of life animu about borrowing things

Chinese Electric Batman

>>31872754
Lol'd.

Kampfer: Transsexual is uncomfortable with the idea of homosexual relationships among females.

Durarara: Crazy people doinng crazy things whilst /a/ becomes the greatest gang of all time.

Akira: Kids fight the power.

Koihime Musou: ancient chinese warlords molesting each other

X/1999: Two guys would rather destroy the world than admit they want to fuck each other.

hellsing: vampires killing nazis

Bamboo Blade: Girls in a kendo club save their teacher

Lucky Star: Nothing happens.

Saki: Moefyied Akagi

>>31872930

...goddamn you

>>31871298

Wait, why is King Arthur a girl?

Minami-ke: This is just a plain depiction of the days of the lives of the three Minami sisters. Please don't expect too much.

Also, brighten your room and keep at least 3 meters from the TV.

>>31873199
how else do you expect for shirou to stick his ponos into king arthurs vagoo if he didn't have a vagoo?

>>31873199
incomplete summon.

>>31873199

Exacly.

Welcome To The NHK: It's about anon

>>31873199

Japanese have a great knowledge of british folklore.

Sumomomo Momomo:
Let's make babies! NOOOOO!

Oh, and two faction of martial artists fighting against each other in modern Japan.

>>31873447
Britfag here.
It's not like anybody would give a shit, if you mention it to a kid he'll think it's a disney movie.
ps: fuck you americans, the history lessons i had to sit through were about you lynching niggers.

>>31871616
>Faggot
>Fucks everything in sight

What?

Sumomomommodurararararamomomo momomo: KOSHII DONOOOOO~

Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuuutsu: God is a bored girl, shit happens a million times

>>31873509

Actually, Dutchfag here.

P.S., Those history lessons were a bitch. Most boring shit ever.

Bleach: The Heart and trolling to the extreme

SZS: A negative teacher lecturing his harem of 13 lunatic schoolgirls (and a normal one)

Monster Princess: Zombie child fights to protect larval form of a flaming bird.

Umineko: Love makes everything ok.....EVERYTHING.

>>31873509
Not our fault, only the south lynched niggers. American History is much more complicated than that.

Clannad: You will cry, faggot.

Soul Eater: Grim Reaper employs children as his elite assassins in a bid for world domination.

Strawberry panic: Alpha lesbian seduces ADD girl

Scryed
It's about 2 guys screaming at each other and fighting a bunch of guys

Nabari no ou:
In a world with powerful ninjas, 2 guys fall in love

Simoun: Lesbian pilot-nuns.

>>31874551
true dat

Sora no Woto: Cute girls doing cute things.

Saya no Uta: Man goes insane. Has sex with cthulhu.

>this thread

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanItSoundsAnime

Dead Leaves: DRUGS

Koihime Musou: Romance of the Three Kingdoms but with lesbians

FLCL: Robots emerge from child's forehead. Mayhem ensues.

>>31877363
DON'T take me there. I haven't got all night.

>>31877363
>tvtropes

>>31873509
すみません