2D

what the fuck is she drawing

Real.

Really fuckable, big tits, nice ass, don't give a damn about her tastes so long as she puts out

Pic related.

>>31835779

>>31835814

This. I don't care about a girl's personality, I care about her pussy.

As long as she likes hentai.

This. Also, 2D.

>>31835779

Personality and intellect come first. Looks are considered afterwards.

That being said, a fem/a/non who is generally intelligent, can type and who doesn't look like a sac of shit would be ideal.

>>31835849
Exact opposite here.

Just a good FRIEND. :)

>>31835749
unconscious.

this

>>31835849
How lovely and romantic.

>>31835849
You sound like a sack of shit, and you're the reason why men get treated badly by women.

>>31835876
This is Darks

like this

>>31835988
As long as she is 2D like this, I'll give her my heart.

>>31835749

You just did, anon. That pic just describes it.

Plus femdom.

Short fat and autistic. I met a girl that fulfills 2 of those.

Someone that isn't an ugly whore. I don't care about her personality as long as it doesn't annoy the fuck outta me.

>>31835988
DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH THEM BITCH!
You'll weaken the joints and scratch the paint.

Cute face. Rest of body doesnt have to be perfect, but a nice face is a must (better than a nice bodied butterface). Good character, decent intelligence and generall interest and knowledge in current affairs/world history. Decent fashion sense/hygiene (as long as she doesnt look like a hobo). Good paying job is always a plus.

- healthy, but not fat
- wears underwear around house/while on /a/
- puts up with my smoking habit or smokes as well

I'd follow a woman like Alphard into hell.

2D only.

There's a lesson here. Anyone of those shitty artists could be a beautiful girl.

-Is female
-Goes on [a/

I guess any fem[a/non is ideal

we all know that we have low standarts and would take pretty much anyone, but hes asking about the IDEAL girl

>>31836304

i hope you die from lung cancer, wanting other people to be okay with your "habits"

I'd be perfectly fine with average looks or slightly overweight (because hell, if I wasn't, it would be a pot/kettle/black situation), but I'd like someone with a personality that allowed for some laughs, and was willing to split time for, and not judge my hobbies. Also, she would have to be willing to be moderately active (2-3 times a week maybe?) sexually, since that's supposed to be one of the perks of compromising and putting up with a partner's crap. Moderately intelligent would be nice as well, but I'm sure I could manage to deal with a Yui as well if the other stars aligned. Is this really too much to hope for some day?

>implying any women go on [a/

Very young and 2 dimensional.

>>31836212
>>31835988
yeah TELL that stupid bitch. i didn't toil for hours on those models so u can scratch or dirty them with your callous hands.

Let's start with tastes in anime/manga; I have no problem having different tastes. That's always a good thing, so we could suggest things to each other that we may not always watch. Still, it is nice to have some series in common that we enjoy.
Personality shouldn't be too bitchy/manipulative. Other than that, I'm fine with however they are.
I can get used to most people's looks. Rather, size is a factor. I'm skinny, and someone huge would make things rather awkward.
But then, it's not like I can be picky.

>>31836520
I have accepted the cancer. Nay, I have embraced it!

You want a girl that will accept your antisocial tenancies, high inactivity level, and unwillingness to face reality. I'm simply adding one more vice to the list.

Plus if we both smoke, we can do the second-hand kiss thing. Hot.

>>31836740
You mean this?

Femanons actually consume semen!

>>31836885
Yep. Now if I could only find a slightly boyish dyke that would be willing to try that....

>>31836740
>we can do the second-hand kiss thing. Hot.

Get out, goth faggot.

-Nerdy, almost autistic. Doesn't have to like the same shit as me as long as she's passionate and smart about it.
-She likes to stay at home studying/browsing/playing videogames rather than going out.
-We like each other company, even when we're not doing anything in particular, but we also respect each other time alone.
-A loli like body.

-vagina
-has much liquor
-2D

Oh wait....

My list:

Must be a virgin.
Looks must be atleast 7/10.
Must be white or asian(jap only).
Height must be from 1.65 to 1.75m.
Must be slim, no chubbies or fatties(im not american I don't have to put up with that).
Must hate pop culture.
Must hate stupid social networking websites such as facebook/myspace.
Must have a reasonable power level and decent taste.
Must not have guy friends since most girls with lots of guy friends are sluts and attention-whores.
Must like staying at home.
Must be feminine, kind and good hearted(no feminazi dykes thanks).
Must be intelligent.
Must be a good cook.

>>31837242

you sound like a well-developed chauvinist!

must be 2d

Don't know - jsut girl who likes anime?

One who has insightful knowledge on the same interests as me.

[_]cooks
[_]amazing looking
[_]not crazy
[_]2D
[x]likes vidya
[x]likes anime
[x]not lazy
that's my 3 checks. I usually go for any random 3 of those qualification

>>31837242
lol

>>31836885

that wasn't what he was referring to, he just said "yep" because he wants your approval

>>31837242
Ahahaha made me laugh anon :3

>>31837928
>>31837966
>>31837442

Hey, the OP asked for an ideal fem[a/non.

>>31837242
repost

>>31835749
>Describe your ideal fem/a/non.

Someone who I like and who also happens to like me.

Seriously not looking for a female version of myself. That'd be fucking boring.

THIS

but in 3d

>>31835963
This shit right here.

Enveloping my penis.

>>31838129

>bhackeronsteriods.jpg

I am laugh.

Either Hisui or Illiya. Can I have two?

Not insane, not fat, be passionate about interests. be somewhat intelligent but not fake it.

My standards aren't really that high now that I think about it.

*kind
*loving
*good cook
*clean
*cute panties
*virgin

Why does everyone want a virgin?

>>31838497
because /a/ are full of virgins and is still in the mindset that only virgins are good.

>>31838497
Used goods you know.

>>31838698
Since when we're goods?

someone post the gintama 'used apartment'

<--- someone like her

Basically a female version of me, except asian and not ugly.

If that's not possible, a loyal, trustworthy, honest, monogamous traditional good wife type. Submissive to me, but not to others. Perverted and sexually aggressive. And don't be fat.

Also, is that rabbit doll in the lower right of the OP pic a self-insert of the artist?

Also, you're now aware that the OP never said anything about relationships, and is asking about etiquette for posting on /a/.

>>31836740
>Plus if we both smoke, we can do the second-hand kiss thing. Hot.
Some girl was going to do this with me, and I fucked it up.

HOORAY

Athletic
Experienced
Infertile
Cleanly
Wealthy


I wish to be a housepet.

>>31838757
You're not a virgin are you?

>>31838757
Your grammar is bad. Did you mean "Since when are we goods?" If that was the intended question, the answer is the moment of conception.

I don't like female anons because they're not virgins

Looks like there are two kinds of m/a/les:
1) wants virgin
2) wants to be a housepet.

I'm in 2nd category

>>31839020
Oh god my grammar is awful!
>the moment of conception.
Sorry but I wasn't born in China or Africa, women aren't goods in the west.

>>31838978
Not really and I don't see the problem with that.

>>31839211
>Not really and I don't see the problem with that.

do you not have shame?

your vagina has been used by a lot of men

>>31839211
You seriously believe there's nothing wrong with that?

>>31839315
Realpost: I can never tell if you guys are joking with this.

>>31839162
number 2 for me

When you buy a cheeseburger, do you want a fresh one, or one that has had like 8 dicks in it?

non-virgins = cheeseburgers full of dick

>>31839336
I'm not joking.

>>31839242
>>31839315
Don't you guys realize most girls over 18yo are not virgins anymore? If you want one you'll have to go for the super fat ones.

>>31839413
How many men have used your body?

Fuck most girls over 12 these days aren't virgins.

I was 16 and she was 16 and she was sweet and shy and dressed conservatively and when we're ready to do it and I said I'd go slow since we're both virgins and she laughed and said she lost her virginity at 13 to her brother's 19 year old friend.

I immediately went limp.

We broke up two weeks later.

>>31839450
huh I've had sex with 4 different men.

>>31839211
You're mistaken. Women are goods everywhere, except China, where they're so worthless that many were killed at birth. Western women are simply more expensive, like most things in the first world.

>>31839336
I'm completely serious.

>>31839413
You're talking to a bunch of pedophiles who wish we were little girls.

>>31839497
Damn that's disgusting.

>>31839508
>4 different men

Holy fucking shit.

How old are you?

>>31839497
Jin is that you?

>>31839514
>You're talking to a bunch of pedophiles who wish we were little girls.
Fine then, just don't try to act as if I was wrong for not being a virgin.
The ones who have issues here are you guys.

>>31839548
20yo and it's not much, it's not like I fuck a different man every weekend.

>>31839587

>Fine then, just don't try to act as if I was wrong for not being a virgin.

Who's acting used goods? :D

>The ones who have issues here are you guys.

Fuckin truth if I ever heard it, Slut[a/non.

>>31839622

you dirty slut. I bet you have to squeeze your legs together just to stop the cum from leaking out.

>>31839636
>>31839672
oh so immature, one of the reasons I avoid dating anons.

>>31839587
But you are wrong. If we were little girls, we'd grow up to be pure, good wives in loving marriages with our one and only husbandos, reserving our goods for true love. Don't deny that you seethe with jealousy when yet another abusive jerk boyfriend cheats on you, and you have only your bad taste to blame.

>>31839766
Let me fuck you and I won't call you a slut

>>31839622
That's pretty slutty but it probably just doesn't seem so bad to you because you probably know other girls who are super slutty and make you seem good by comparison.

>>31839587
>The ones who have issues here are you guys.


You don't have the right to say that you fucking slut.

If I went out with a 20 year old who'd been with 4 other guys I'd have to dump her.

>>31839817
>If we were little girls, we'd grow up to be pure

Oh, you.

ITT: virgin trolls

Your tears are delicious.

>>31839932
While a virgin would be ideal, the maximum number of guys I could accept a girlfriend having been with previously at 20 y.o. is 2. And that makes me one of the more tolerant members of /a/.

>>31839403

wha? my current gf had been with like 4 other guys when we met. we were both 15.

we have been together 3 years and she's like perfect in any way
She's exactly like this:
>>31837242
(not virgin ofcourse, inteligence is avarage and looks 9/10 ^^)

yea good luck trying to find virgins older than 13

>>31840089
Something doesn't add up man.

>She's exactly like this:
>>31837242

>Been with 4 guys by the time she was 15.
Must hate pop culture.
Must hate stupid social networking websites such as facebook/myspace.
Must not have guy friends since most girls with lots of guy friends are sluts and attention-whores.
Must like staying at home.
Must be feminine, kind and good hearted(no feminazi dykes thanks).

Femanon here, Just observing, Carry on.

>>31840291
Marry me.

>>31840291
Are you slutty?

>>31840291

may i smell your hair?

>>31840327
You mean not a virgin? Yes.

>>31840089
>4 other guys when we met. we were both 15.

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>>31840291
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

YOU DON'T MIND IF I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF YOU DO YOU

>>31840322
Maybe.
>>31840327
No.
>>31840358
Yes, It smells delicious.