Because I have nowhere to go out to and no way to get there.

>>31661538
Wow, it's like you are me. + i actually am shy ;_;

My personality is introvertic shinji-like cunt because...
> Did you have bad experiences that made you introverted and shy?
oh nevermind.

I'm only interested in anonymous "F9" relationships with others. Bothering with people is often to hard. And I hate challenges on a mental or physical level.

Why do you always post shit unrelated threads on both /a/ and /v/ at the same time?

Fuck off, to /adv/ or /r9k/, faggot.

Hedgehog's dilemma.

I'm not actually shy nor outgoing, I just enjoy talking to other people with similar interests as me!... that actually sounds alot sadder then I thought in my mind... ;_;

But I am enjoying myself on 4chan

Who said I wasn't enjoying myself much more than if I went outside?

>>31661568
I'm an introvert too, for reasons I won't go into.

>>31661516
I'm fat. If I wasn't fat, I would be married with kids by now.

I'm guessing it's the same for many anon.

>>31661613
This.

neckbeard: no
irresponsible: fuck no
socially retarded: slightly

mostly I just hate hanging out with people in the 18-22 age bracket, because I grew up on the net arguing metaphysics with 40-yo divorced engineers.
different priorities, which create a vicious cycle of not giving a shit about most socialization-->not being able to fake it well either.
moved around a lot, so different cultural norms.

then I like some anime, so /a/ has the most recent "discussion."

Watching anime is "enjoying myself." Don't care enough to try and make friends in college as (a) they'd be temporary friends who I will never contact again after college, and (b) it's too long of a drive to be going out there every day.

That's pretty much it, it's mostly about logic - in a choice between one form of entertainment (anime, games) and another (hanging out with people), I choose the one that is more accessible and cheaper.

>>31661692

no, sorry, you're alone, fatty. Most of /a/ is actually unhealthily underweight.

Protip: I'm not. I watch Akagi with my girlfriend and get her to read Yotsubato.

The 3d pig disgusting so ronery shit is just a meme, bro.

Not too interested in society, that and I am a agoraphobic. I got friends but spend most of my time alone because I like it like that.

>>31661692
>I would be married with kids by now
I see what you did there...

Bitches & whores is a factor

>31661692

This summer (Or now if your not actually working/ going to school) Eat nothing but rice and run. Run like no tommorrow while listening to some Jpop or something.

I never saw for myself, but one of my old friends said he got fat since the last time I saw him and lost off abot 40 pounds in 1 summer by just doing that (He also put ketchup on the rice, but honestly he just fucking loves ketchup and puts it on everything)

Last time I saw him he was fucking skinny as hell, I plan on doing this this summer.

Im not sure i want to have this discussion with your Dr.Evil

I was pretty outgoing kid. When i was 14-16 i was even pretty good at skateboarding hanging out with bunch of other "cool" kids whole day. Kissed some girls in my life, but never got laid.
Then i discovered anime... and moe... Lost my old friend because started to study hard in order to go to university, lost interest in 3D because corrupted by japaneese cartoons. After i found /a/ my fate was done.

>>31661613
underground man

functionally retarded, socially irresponsible neckbeard checking in. Just wanted to say that it's much easier to be this way than actually having social contact

>>31661724

>>31661858

Are my my roommate Bob?

I just feel my time is better spent watching animu rather than bothering to socialize. I'm pretty shy and everybody thinks I'm weird because of that. I'm not going to force myself to be somebody I'm not just to get laid or have certain kinds of friends.

inb4bitchesandwhores.jpg

>>31661858
Yeah, I'm much more comfortable talking to people via text on the Internet than face to face.

>>31661516
well i dont give a fuck about people, i just went outside to buy some beer (Carlsberg) and i'm ok alone, i dont care for my family, i dont see my dad or mom since 6 months ago (when they came to my place) and the rest of my family for over 2 years, i do go out with some close friends, for actually i dont fucking care. well i'll keep drinking beer and maybe read some mango, good night /a/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VN0in4weA

>>31661954

>>31661757
I think it's probably equal both ways. 40% too fat, 40% too thin, 20% average

Hope there are some mods around.

I'm ridiculously self-conscious and overly concerned about my 'image'. I'm actually relatively good looking, albeit rather short. Since I have these nerdy hobbies, I never tell people about my life, so I imagine I come across as uninteresting to most.

I've been trying recently to be more confident. Nobody actually gives a shit if I enjoy anime. It's just difficult to put into practice after so long of keeping it to myself. I talk to people easily, I'm polite and well mannered, I've got a good sense of humour, I'm intelligent, but there's just not much to me because I don't talk a lot.

I also feel contempt for most people. I'm trying not to, because I wouldn't like people to be contemptuous of me.

>>31662010

I'm not ronery, I'm just waiting for my Misaki.

You're all you have and you never even learned to like yourself!

>>31662074

You do realize that just proves your lonely or soon to be lonely, right? The waiting game is very hard to win.

>>31662010
I'd reach through the screen and give you a hug if I could, but you'd reject my fatty ass in an instant. :(

I'm handsome.

>>31662100
i'm >>31661965

and i love myself, is just i dont care for other people.

I can enjoy myself by watching anime and lurking 4chan. What's so wrong with that?

Unlike a large number of denizens of /a/, I don't have a big chip on my shoulder over females, probably becuase I've never interacted with any of them enough to get to that point.
I've always been kinda introverted, overweight and ,well, weird. So few people ever choose to interact with me, and if they did they were also weird and dorky like I was.

I just can't stand drama. Even simple friendship relationships are full of stupid drama, misunderstandings and people creating more drama, as if they just couldn't live without it.

Fuck them all.

>>31662126

why is everyone posting in this thread males, on a fucking board where I never see anything worthwhile being discussed, only the same girly, no plot, ecchi orientated shit with the occasional waifu thread

How the fuck do you people enjoy this shit?

>>31662068
Wow, aside from the looking relativly good thing, your have an nearly identical mindset as I do.

>>31662119
I probably wouldn't, as long you meant it.

im just anti-social, not a crime, kinda fun too

>>31662100
because im dark and hardcore misantrope who listen to NIN and trapped in cage of inner conficts, metaphisycal questions and personality issues.
That's how i roll.

>>31662212

Because we're faggots?

>>31662142
>Unlike a large number of denizens of /a/, I don't have a big chip on my shoulder over females, probably becuase I've never interacted with any of them enough to get to that point.
This. Plus, I try not to hate people blindly.

You're right. I am good looking. But I'm lonely because I tried having a girlfriend once. And had the worst possible experience with it. Every woman I've met afterward has just been interested in my looks and fucking. I want someone who loves all of me, not just my outside appearance. And I believe there is more to a relationship than fucking. Oh well, I'll keep hopelessly waiting I suppose.

>>31662071
Don't look at me like that.

>>31662440

You knew it was comming.

>>31662471
Then I'll just have to look at you like this.

Threads like these make me smirk at how much better my life is than most people on this site.

It's good to not be a stereotype.

>>31662546

I cannot lose in a battle of reaction images.

I'll tell you about my last 2 girlfriends.

One got back together with her old boyfriend when I joined the Army. She got pregnant by him so that was the end of that. Long distance relationship didn't work out.

The other girl was a friend of mine. We were really close and eventually I asked her out. Unfortunately she pregnant sometime before we started going out and didn't know about it. She of course found out but still kept going out with me. She didn't even tell her best friend she was pregnant. Eventually she tells everyone all at the same time and that's the end of that. We were still friends after that but it was awkward.

She said that she didn't want to hurt my feelings and wasn't even sure she was going to keep it. I actually knew the other guy. Bros before hoes but we did almost get into a fight. He was mad that we were still hanging out. I think the thing that set him off was the day he came over and I was already there and she was in the shower. After the I realized that I had better back off. After that things were cool.

Since then I haven't gotten close to anyone. For a while after that I treated women like shit. Started drinking and clubbing like crazy fucking whatever girl was down for it. I regret not fucking this one girl that was in the air force. We would dance at the club all the time but she would never leave with me. (Why is this one of my biggest regrets lol?)

The last girl I hooked up with was my friends ex. She just randomly calls me after work one day. I go over there and we get down to business. For some reason I could not cum. We fucked for like 2 hours. Worst my dick ever felt. I spent the night like an idiot. Her mom comes in in the morning. Shitty experience.

Basically I can't trust women anymore.

>>31662546
And I'll look at you like this.

>>31662587
>I cannot lose in a battle of reaction images.
underage b&

I'm not good looking by any standards, but I'm fresh out of highschool with a job in dentistry with the possibility of decent growth and I've been with my girlfriend for 2(Almost 3) years. Why am I lonely? Simple, all my friends refuse to get a job, all they do is sit around and play WoW, though 2 of them are in college(Game Development(Uselss course) and Computer Programming(Actually useful) so I never see them. The other friend is currently leeching off my roommate whom both piss me off to no end whenever I have to talk to them for more than 20 minutes. I can't seem to build up enough balls to break up with my girlfriend. It's been 3 years and we haven't gone anywhere. I'm still a virgin for fucks sake. My father's been unemployed for over a year, my mother lives on the other side of the country, and my roommate is legally disabled due to a spinal cord injury years ago and is bitching that the health care won't pay for his drugs, but will pay for his residence(Which is mostly due to Ontario Works/Welfare).

I want to move out as soon as possible but I just barely make enough for rent, let alone pay for food, water, electricity, internet, my bike, or insurance for it(It's a 50cc bike that I'm buying for $1000, the fucking insurance on it is $2000 a year. Yes, that did say 50cc). On top of it all, I've been fighting off a bad headache for the past 4 fucking hours. All in all, I'm happy for what I have and I'm aware that I could have it worse, but the people in my life are pissing me off.

Pic Related, tis' what my headache feels like. Right in the temple.

>>31662068
you just described me, minus the short and sense of humor

No, I really am functionally retarded, socially irresponsible, and I really do have a neckbeard. Furthermore my teeth are yellow and I smoke too much.
Saw this thread on /v/

Femanon here, I've been told by so many people I'm very pretty and funny (just yesterday my roommate randomly told me I have beautiful arms). But I've never had a boyfriend or gone out on a date. Feels confusing man... even other people seem surprised by this. I did tell one guy I liked him once, but he never really replied or mentioned it ever again.

Though honestly I'm not really ronery or looking for a boyfriend right now, but I guess it'd be nice.

>>31662606
MISSS TRRON!!!

Ohh god how I wish it was a anime.

>>31661516
Laze

>>31662010
anon hits home here.
Thats just the way it works its a vicious cycle.

>>31663011
>pretty and funny
>never been on a date or had a boyfriend

One of these is not true.

>>31663011
And here comes the can of worms.

>>31663011
pics, anon will tell you if you are good looking or not

>>31663011
You're dumb.

>>31663118
Well from a subjective point of view perhaps some men would not find me attractive. So technically you just might be correct, anon. Most of the compliments come from other girls and my dad's creepy friends.

I don't go out because I'm transitioning. I'm too afraid to do anything for now until I can pull off the look better. ;_;

>>31662587

...PLEASE. My 'chu beats yours.

>>31663225
Listen to Stylo, it makes everything better

>>31661516
All my friends would rather stay in on a friday night, smoke weed and play video games.

I have no friends who want to go to a bar and socialize.

I don't want to do it alone and i don't really know what to do in that sort of situation.

I need someone who can teach me the ropes...

Lack of confidence and not knowing what to talk about.

>>31663225

I don't typically support camwhoring, but I'm curious as to how you look.

Abandonment issues. Father left when I was 4, series of problems with him. When I went through a rebellious phase, the only one who tried to help me was my mother. My working model of relationships is that when people see things in you they don't like, they leave. Thus, I avoid meaningful relationships altogether to prevent that from happening.

What is it like to have friends?

Well, I can be very social, make good jokes, talk about things that people like to talk about. But I don't want to spend time in it. Its too much of a bother and apparently I'm also attractive. two girls have said to like me and I wasn't putting any effort into it. I turned both down because I didn't like them that much.

TL;DR I can make it in life. I just don't feel the need to.

>>31661899

No OP, you are the only ronery fag.

This is a very big joke the world is doing to you.

2 girls have ever shown an interest in me. 1 of them was a whale who already had a boyfriend, one of them was a whale who i knew slept with pretty much everyone (and as such disgusted me)

No one else really after that... although at least once a month some guy tries to hit on me on the bus at like 2 in the morning.

Why does everyone think i'm fucking gay... shit fucking sucks ass.

I have no energy to do any other shit, but refreshing /a/. I am vegetable. Feels kida good man.

/a/ is for Alpha Males

In high school I was the socially awkward gamer kid who sat in the back of the class. I only had one or two friends at most and nobody really talked to me. However, this one girl who sat in front of me would say hello to me every morning and goodbye whenever school would end. One day I worked up the courage to try to start a conversation with her. She found my awkwardness cute and took control of the conversation.

Over the next few months we talked both in school and on the phone. I grew very fond of her and I was sure that she felt the same way. One day I saw her talking to one of those kids who thought they were gangster. He was flirting very obviously and I decided that I needed to confess before he could win her over. I went to the gas station she worked at just as she was getting off of work and I told her I loved her. She remained silent for a few seconds, but then started to shake nervously. I looked behind me to see what was the matter and I saw that same gangster kid walking towards us, only this time with his 'crew.'

(CONTINUED)

>>31663632
yes, we just don't like to show off.

>>31663632
/a/ - Aspergers

when I look at society I feel sad. I don't want to part of a system that I hate, and my only option is to cut my self from the world in a world that although is self created I still hate. If I behave responsible, I feel that I have lost, if I don't I still lose

TL:DR I'm a emo fag

Delicious copypasta is delicious

I'm shy, and I like staying inside. So what.

>>31663640
>Continued
no reason, TL; DR

>>31663686
Fuck you. I spend 5 minutes working out my post

I'm a worthless, incompetent, irresponsible failure, and self-sabotage any kind of opportunity that arises itself. I'm shy and introverted because I have nothing of worth to offer anyone, and don't deserve any kind of attention from anyone else.

>>31663640
They approached us and surrounded her, shielding me from any contact with her. I tried to get her attention a few times but decided it was best to get a response from her later. After getting home I called her up and she told me it was better to just be friends. I was heartbroken. I didn't know what to do. The next day I wandered onto school campus in melancholy. I went to an open spot in the parking lot and just decided to lean up against the school wall instead of walking around aimlessly. A few minutes passed when I heard someone call my name.

I looked ahead and saw the gangster, who was apparently named John, walking towards me with his friends. They surrounded me and John got up in my face and called me a 'pussy ass bitch' and started to push me. I questioned what he was doing, and why, and in response he told me that I was messing with his girlfriend. He threw a punch at me and quickly broke my nose. One of his friends shoved me against the wall and punched me in the stomach at full force. After his other two friends did the same, I was thrown onto the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me.

I was in the hospital for a few weeks after that. When I got back to school I saw the girl whom I loved holding hands with John. That's when it all came together.

Here I am, browsing /a/ and hating the world. Did that answer your question, OP?

>>31663839

To troll? Good working brahh

>>31663878

this

>>31661516
>going out and enjoying yourself
WHERE

Well since some ultra-faggot spoiled Code Geass for me leaving me not wanting to watch it anymore I need you to pick the next to watch. I'm trying to decide between these:

-Boogiepop Phantom
-Gurren Lagann
-Monster

>>31663206
>>31663354
Sorry bros, it's not that I'm self-conscious, I just don't want to post a picture on 4chan... you know?

>>31664116

This was suppose to be a new thread please disregard, you can help me out if you want though.

My beloved word-hating sheep, how much i would like to gather us all together against the world that we hate so much and use this void in our souls as an potential to act, act in the name of this one strong feeling uniting all of those broken, introvertic self-inserts and rejects, one thing that connects us with this shithole we despise.

/a/lcoholism

Because I went out with a real girl and, after a year and some, came to the conclusion that 2D is superior and this whole relationship thing really is boring as hell. This whole "find someone compatible with you" thing only really works if your standards are pretty low to begin with.

We broke up peacefully, and here I am.

>>31664178
you mean love for 2D?