Nice job.

sup /v/

this is /b/

>cousin and friends come over
>one kid finds my doujin stash
>awkward silence
>cousin and friends leave
feels bad man ;_;

>Kubo will die.
>But his soul will chose to go back in time
>to the time when he was happiest
>and he will be at the first chapter of Zombie Powder
>Kubo who loves Kubo want to be with him too and want to be in a time when Kubo'd love him
>but since he already loves Kubo
>he'll go back in time before Kubo is born
>and became his mother.

>visit long time friend's house
>sees gits manga and some other good on his shelf
>call him buyfag
>he calls me baka gaijin
;_;

Just today
>Sit in CHEM 135
>Guy next to me goes onto onemanga and opens up Hajime No Ippo
>I take notes, he doesn't
>Quiz later on, he doesn't answer a single one and I finish with 5 minutes left to spare

feelsgoodman.jpg

>fat goth girl does weeaboo presentation of anime
>keep the straightest face possible, while laughing pathetically inside my mind

>>31146354
Kiss my ring

>>31146529
Way to loose track of a friend. You could have saved him.

>>go to friend
>>play some fightan games
>>he uses custom music
>>suddenly god damn lucky star opening starts playing in street fighter
>>arkward silence
>>find out that he has harlock and hokuto no ken on his pc

>scary black kid in my class
>tall and huge, never talks to anyone or smiles
>see him going home in the afternoon
>has a death note backpack

>Find out roommate watches Code Geass on Adult Swim
>Come up behind him one night when he's watching it
>Whisper "Lelouch dies."
>u mad

>>31146590
This is awesome.

>>31146529
hahahaha

>>31146354
>behind on anime because of upper division classes
>watch DRRR episode 5 today
>see this part
>manly tears
>search through /a/ in the hopes of finding a drrr thread
>write this post

>Never go to college.
>Feels I dunno man...

>>Talk about the shit animu season

Soranowoto, DRRR, Hanamaru, Bakatest

Best season we've had in a long while.

>at the gym
>see some fat kid on the treadmill wearing a naruto t-shirt
>laugh inside whilst keeping a straight face

I have a laughing man patch on my bag too.

I have only gotten comments from males.

;__;

>Go to class
>Sit in back with laptop so I can do whatever
>Glace over at guy next to me
>See Umineko shortcut on his desktop
>Not brave enough to try and start a conversation ;_;

>>31146745
and then you die and she fucks around with the entire classmates

>>31146663

>ITT lies about normalfaggotry

>>31146656

i lol'd

>“I don’t believe in shoes”

I had a blue jacket that I put a Capsule Corp logo I made out of masking tape on.

>Greentext threads are horrible and you will have your shit deleted if you do it. Do not post in that way, it is not clever and it is not funny. Use of the quote function to denote anything other than text data copypasted from another post or another website is retarded and you are a massive cum-guzzling homosexual from /v/ if you do that.

>Halloween
>PEOPLE IN AKATSUKI ROBES EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK

>>31146856
as a massive cum-guzzling homosexual I resent that, I would never make a shitty greentext thread.

>Sit in class
>Friend wants to see if I have any good Japanese bands on my ipod
>Says that JAM Project and Maasaki Endou sucks ass
>He tells me to look up Miyavi
>My face

>have a fma tattoo on left arm
>go to college
>people ask if i'm gonna be a doc/vet

The other day in class without really thinking about it hummed the 2nd OP to Toradora and the girl next to me instantly recognized it and started talking about it, that caught me off guard and like a deer caught in headlights I couldn't think about what to do or say, so I was just left with saying "yeah" and "uh hu".

oh and its not like I actually like toradora or anything, I just happened to have the song stuck in my head, that's all.

>>31146856
what is this "greentext" you speak of?

Well, the other day I was eating lunch with some Japanese exchange students, as requested by my teacher, when some fucking fat weeaboo just pops out of nowhere and sits down next to me. I can't even describe the horror to you. She was not in cosplay, however, but was wearing an InuYasha shirt and a dog collar. Her bag, as well, was emblazened with the wondrous logo of the show.

Well, immediately she began asking them all manner of things in her choppy, applemilk-esque version of Japanese, including "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD NEEEEE DESU". One of the Japanese students replied that he likes ramen. The weeaboo continued to spout off about ZOMG RAMEN IS LIEK AWESOMMMMEEE when she was obviously thinking of the *instant* variety. At this point I was being polite and tolerant, as usual. She went on to enthusiastically relate to me how she acquired a *holographic* Meowth card for *only fifteen dollars* the other day. Then she moved on to Pocky. She squealed, "OHMYGOD POCKY IS SOOOOO YUMMY I JUST CAN'T STOP EATING IT"

I reply, "Maybe that's why you are such a fat fucker."

I stood up, and looked her right in her beady eyes as her pudgy face crumbled slowly into a fine dust. As I turned and left the room, a gust of wind blew through, and the Akagi OP hummed gently in the background.

>>31146877
reminds me of something similar

>talk about traps with friends
>friend shows me a collection of music
>i said im into anything thats good
>shows me miyavi

>3d pig disgusting

>Computer Visual Arts
>See black guy in row ahead of me
>He's watching Bleach

Also

>English 102
>Have Hellsing messenger bag with some pins on it
>Possibly aspie guy stares at my bag all class period.
>Comes up to me after class
>"So, you like anime and manga? Did you know you can actually read manga online?"
>"Um...yeah, I did."
>Awkwardly shuffle away.

>Join fraternity
>Expect to hide my powerlevel to an unbelievable degree
>Go to fellow bro's room
>Has every DBZ season along with Trigun, GITS Stand Alone Complex, and Eva on DVD

>>31146954

you got me

>>31146954

>I am majoring in Biomedical engineering
>The guy's laptop in front of me has Franken Fran on it
>He's trying to stifle laughter
>Not sure if want

>>31146960
>>31146877
I generally don't like J-Rock, but Miyavi isn't horrible. Its all about taste, which is subjective.

>>31147118
>franken fran

>stifle laughter
he got some plans

I actually didn't get into anime until halfway through my junior year of high school. For most of high school and all of middle school, I gave the kids who watched anime so much shit.

In my defense, they were the terrible teenage variety of weeaboos who think Japan is superior and that Naruto is the single greatest thing ever invented.

>Go to tutorial
>Get split into groups
>Sit next to guy who uses his laptop for the task
>Notice he has a Haruhi clock on his desktop
>Not say anyting

>>31146954
Stale copypasta, bro.

>>31147118
>>I am this guy
>>Now shitting bricks

>>31146954
cool story bro, what grade u in now?

So I was masturbating to my Tsukasa folder in economics class the other day when my dumbass teacher came over and told me to put away my laptop, so I sprayed a load all over his face.

>>31147118
Franken Fran is fucking awesome. The chapter with the girl getting turned into a bug kinda made me sad at the end, but everything else has been awesome.

>>31147172
not gay at all

>>31147118

>>31146954
Someone had to do it.

>>31147133
Yeah my favorite movie is Avatar and I love Lady Gaga. Don't judge me! I don't have bad taste! Taste is subjective!

>>31147198
Oh, no, it's not that I don't like Franken Fran. I'm just worried that the guy might get strange ideas.

>>31147154
JHU?

>>31147219
>implying that those aren't opinions

"lol u tk him 2da bar|?"

>Sit next to guy
>See him sketching a smiley
>It looks kinda like this: "o3o"
>I go "..onsokumaru..?"
>He says fuck yeah
> We talk about Shinobuden and Getter Robo

>>31146939
Which website is that picture came from?

>>31147172

>>31146887
HAHAHAHA.

>my junior year in a hardcore Catholic high school
>Student president elections
>Pasty short senior male I don't recognize comes up to the podium, talks in an aggravatingly high pitched voice for a few minutes, I barely listen
>"Well, as ALL my friends know, I'm really into Japanese stuff..."
>says a phrase in garbled Japanese meaning "IT COMES FROM THE HEART", kokoro something something
>my face

>>31146954
ah...haha...I was listening to the akagi OP while reading this thread..aha...I am scared. ざわ。。。ざわ。。。

>>31147172

a couple of weeks ago in class I was watching some Kaiji on my computer and my teacher comes up to me and says to turn the cartoon off. I was like "wtf man, this ain't no cartoon" then I cue it to Kaiji having blood all over himself with a smirk on my face. I think he flinched but I'm not sure but he told me to go to the principals office. So I threw on my coat and walked out like a man.

>phone goes off during class
>"God Knows..." ringtone
>hear someone in the room say "lol haruhi"
>that's it

>>31147283
4chan.

No, really.

>>31146960
Heh, that's not the whole story my friend

>Since he loves Gurren Lagann, tells him that many of Jam project's songs come from anime that are referenced in GL
>He looks at me funny and proceeds to tell me that GL is original
>My reaction

>>31147343
hahahaha

>>31147343
I use the purin ringtone from welcome to the NHK. It is much more subtle, and sounds good nonetheless.

also,

>in college, discussing about mathematical probabilities of getting the correct sequence of cards out of 52 card deck

>i said, "believe in the heart of the card"

>instructor says: "yes, and i removed all the 5s from this deck"

>rest of the class: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU"

>Hide my power level
>assume other animu fans do to
>nothing happens

>Lecturer mentions trip to China
>Let's us ask questions about it
>Random guy asks how the saki was
>Pic related for reaction from everyone in the lecture hall

>Forgets to turn my phone off silent.
>Have Umineko's Aci-L as my message tone.
>Everyone just thinks it's some random trance song.
>Put my coolface fucking on.

>>31147422
That's one awesome instructor.

>>31147422
woah

>>31147409
Someone's going to catch it eventually if your phone goes off in public often.

>Write essay about the portrayal of Shinsengumi in fiction versus history books.
>Surprised comment from classmate.
>"Gintama didn't make them up?"

That's all I got.

>sit in english class
>see skinny, ugly girl upfront with a bag that has inuyasha, fma and naruto sticker shit
>stare and laugh silently in my head
>sleep
>profit

>>31147422
I feel like I should get this, but I don't. Could someone explain? I know it has to do with yugioh.

I'm in the uni, about to leave classes, and I see a few people re-enacting the scene from Golden Boy episode 1 (Kintaro walking threateningly towards the thugs then just passing them by). Recognizing the scene, I passed by shouting 'Study Study Study Study'.
Suddenly in the corner, a teacher (34 years old) appeared and said 'Will you save the world one day?'.

It was weird all over.

>>31147391
that's a stylish theme of dollars right? do you mind posting it or telling me were I can find it?

>>31147501
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo

If they do, good for them but
>implying anyone ever calls me.

> Sit in coffee shop on laptop listening to singing Kimi ne mune kyun
> Coffee shop girl asks what the hell I'm singing
> Sing the translated lyrics over the song with a charming smile and keeping eye contact
> Coffee shop girl smiles, rolls here eyes and carries on with her work.
> Get promised a free cookie on her break time.
> Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>31147554
>heart of the cards
Yami/Yugi's catchphrase
>5
King of Gets
>FFFFUUUUU
everyone knows about /a/ or atleast is familiar enough because they know about >5

A guy sitting just in front of me has this as his desktop.
I would go tell him that he's awesome, but I suppress my power level at all times.

>>31147559
Hahahaha, that's one weird experience.

Reposting something I posted a while back...

>So, I was at work today reading some Berserk volume 26 in the break room, trying my best to not linger on the troll rape pages for too long and this guy from the flooring department who's around his mid to late 50's or early 60's comes in and asks what I'm reading.
"Oh, it's this Japanese comic called Berserk, is has really good art and blah blah blah"
"That looks pretty good, I've been reading/collecting this comic I originally bought in Japan called Vagabond, have you heard of it?"
Of course I was like THISISAWESOME.JPG in my mind and just said: "Oh yeah, I've read the first blah blah blah"

We also talked about Lone Wolf and Cub and manga with great art. Haven't tried too hard to get him to read anything else yet, but it was just such an awesome encounter.

>>31147624
"are you friend?"

>>31147624

I remember how that was supposed to be /a/'s secret powerlevel symbol...

>>31147559
That's awesome!
>>31147636
whoops quoted all wrong, whatever...
>>31147624
Why? If he likes Urasawa he's most likely not a huge fag, and I'm sure he'd appreciate having somebody to talk to.... of course this is /a/.

I got tired of suppressing my powerlevel so I started reading Pure Trance by Junko Mizuno in the middle of full tramway. I am pretty sure that guy who was leaning over just to see what I am reading is going to have nightmares.

>bring laptop to school to work on project
>forgot to change background from FMA one
>popular girl in my group glances over
>"Oh, cool, FMA!"
>new friend :D

>Shuffles through friend's PSP
>Finds Hentai

>>31147796
No. Go back to Gaia.

>>31146627

Awsome!

>>31147422

Your instructor is KoG

A few weeks back, I went to a small local internet cafe with some friends to play some games and do the usual shit.

After we got bored, I turned on Episode 1 of Dokuro-chan for fun. I got all my friends to sit there, drew a crowd of three people I didn't know, and actually ended up with one person who knew what the fuck I was watching.

I practically sat there asking myself "God what have I done" for the whole half hour.

>>31146787

Newfag here, I see this fairly often around school. What is it from? >_>

Some FOB chinese guy in my class.

>I play guitar
>he asks me if it's true amps make a loud noise if you unplug them without turning them down
>I realize he watches K-on
>I watched K-on
>Never say anything

>talking about super robo wars
>ask him if he's seen Gunbuster
>he says no but Diebuster was good and he gets the gist of the story of Gunbuster from SRW
>silent Vesuvius level rage

>see he has a Miku wallpaper on his laptop
>don't say anything

This guy is an obvious moefag, but not the kind that goes to /a/. I think he just likes little girls. I really do not want to know what other stuff he's watched.

>Watching Samurai Champloo in my dorm room, scene of Jin and Mugen slashing up a crowd
>Kid walks in and looks at the screen for five seconds
>Pokemon?

>>31147293
You're obviously a loser weeabo. I'm surprised you have friends.

>>31147934
>>31147796

awful trolls are bad

Chinesefag here. Went to another guy (also Chinese)'s house and played mahjong with him, his brother, and his dad. His brother wins effortlessly and tells me, "You're a retard, [Anonymous]".

It may have just been a coincidence, but I'm nearly positive that he was making a reference there.

>>31147934
At least you're honest.
Laughing Man from Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex

>>31147934
That's the symbol of laughing man from anime Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

>Sit behind kid in history
> Has a code geass bag
>Wears same death note shirt and jacked with tripps every day
> reads manga and untranslated manga
> Try to start Conversations
> He igonres you.
> Think of him as small time
> His name is Kallen and he likes Code geass
> Openly call him JIBUNN WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>31147961
nope, thats just chinglish

>>31147409
It's only the intro to "God Knows..." so just sounds like a guitar solo to most people. I've also got "Don't Say Lazy" but that one's a bit more obvious on the weeaboo-o-meter.

>>31147967
Thanks.

>>31147958
Sometimes people really are new and really don't know.

>>31148066

Then they should fucking lurk and not use shit emoticons.

Saw a guy browsing /a/ on his laptop during a class. I found the thread he was posting in and discovered that he was saying something about how overrated and boring Cowboy Bebop was (That was the only recent post in the thread; it pretty much had to be him).
It took a lot of restraint to keep from shouting at him during the lecture.

>See girl caramelldansen at door
>Found another door

>>31147934
Helping the newfag:
Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex.

Jesus christ, why would people even browse /a/ during class?

>>31148189
IKNORITE!?!
They should be on /b/

>Talking to normalfags in a friend's garden
>Get phone call
>Number One from Bleach ringtone plays
>Girl says my ringtone is funky
>I put on my cool face

>>31148189
At least they arent on Gaia like most of the Highschoolers

>>31148189
>implying class sessions are entertaining to the eccentric minded individuals

>>31148146
I would've posted a response, saying "Your opinion is shit, troll, etc." and then add something about how pathetic he was trolling during Prof. Whatever's lecture during Whatever class. It would probably freak him the hell out, to say the least.

>>31148189
i would never browse any 4chan board during class in fear of meeting unwanted /b/tards

>>31147283
4chan

>>31147624
I would love to have someone to talk about Urasawa's works with

>>31148263
Different from the other poster, is that a different theme Bullet Bill made? Or is it made from someone different altogether?

Saw a guy browsing /a/ at uni last week. Just in one of the more empty hallways, both of us were just sitting down and near an outlet for our laptops, wasting time. Couldn't make out what threads he was posting in, though. Then he left.

>>31148249
I have /b/tards in my tutor group. iRage every fucking day.

>>31148373
No anonymous, you are the /b/tards.

>>31147822

you should send him this

>>31148373

you better be ready for EBM

>>31147540
>That guy implying that the concept wasn't stolen from Kenshin

>>31148323
it's a different one, only works with Firefox 3.6 and it's made for another board so it doesn't work perfectly on 4chan

http://pastebin.com/m7c76f25

>>31148263
You're going to have to tell me where to get that. I've got Bullet Bill's but I want that one too.

>>31148546
Thanks anon

>in class teacher says answer can be any number
>hear over 9000 in the background
>my face
>next class cool black guy from hs
>notice he has a sktechbook
>its mickey wielding a keyblade
>new friend

>Someone on facebook says that 20th Century Boys is really good.
>I click "Like"
>Fear exposure of power level

>>31148720
>facebook

lol no

>>31148713
>cartoon shit
>new friend
gtfo

I swear, if I ever get a mobile phone that supports custom ringtones (currently I have a $40 Nokia phone that doesn't even have a camera or a proper color screen. Insane battery life and reception though), I'm using this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGHHpy9hQc

It's "bland" enough that it'll just sound like a normal ringtone. But one day. One day someone will recognize it.

>dark in class lecture
>jerk off in class
>cum on girl in front of me's hair
>she doesnt notice

The only animu related stuff I've seen in my classes is that there was a white guy who read mango, in japanese, in my SEA history class last semester. I also think he reads novels in japanese as well.

>>31147946
Diebuster WAS good. Deal with it, nerd.