I'm not.

I browse 4chan, that's why...

;_;

Because I need to light the blackflame candle on Halloween.

cba

Because I've had sex.

Because I never bother to clean myself up and try to court females. Too busy reading sound novels and watching anime.

Because I haven't had sex with a girl yet. Duh.

I have never held a girl's hand.

I have never been on a date with a girl.

I have never kissed a girl.

I have never had sex with a girl.

I devoted my soul to God so no interested in impure temtations.

cbfatbh

because i want to stay pure for Jesus

I never go outside.

I'm not

pitcha bibiteru

>>31143935
All of this

Also, I'm 25.

She was black.

>>31143959
well jesus fucking christ man, it's only natural that he'd want to fuck you next

>>31143948
>over half
more like 90%(+)

>>31143948
With the influx of normalfags I wouldn't doubt it, then again this is /a/.

Because I'm pure.

>>31143988
I don't understand.

>>31144005
eh, being normal is boring though.

I'm a man with variety

because on prom night when she lifted up her dress to reveal to me her cotton panties i thought she just wanted me get her off instead of finally get to jam it in so i dimissed her as i was tired and didn't want to service her

I'm not a disgusting slut.

>>31144005
I don't see you on here more then 8 hours a day, therefore you are normal fag.

>>31143948
none of the stereotypes about /a/ are actually true

>>31144056
well of course, its kind of like uh... an inside joke!

>>31144042
>service her
You're going to remain a virgin for a very long time.

>>31144056
Keep thinking that.

Because I reject bitches and whores and I'm not gay.

My only options are black girls.

>>31143897
I love that reaction image of Minorin.
Anyway, on topic, I guess because I don't go outside very much and when I do I'm no good with women.

>>31144097
Well, you seem to be the essence of every /a/ stereotype.

>>31144137
If you can talk to guys normally then you can talk to women normally

it isn't that hard

>>31144134
Beastiality?

I'M UGLY

>>31144122
aw c'mon, a little bromance will take away all your problems.

>>31144056
You can kid yourself bro, but you know it to be true that you are indeed a virgin.No need to admit it, we all ready know. No need to be embarrassed though, most of us are.

>>31144166
talk not = hit on

>>31143935

all of this plus not even having a conversation with a girl longer than 5 seconds. if i talked to them or they talked to me, it was about school work.

no, but i wish i was.

you see it was one of those rare occasions i left /a/ to go to a mate's party. I woke up finding out i hooked up with a chubby whore, who vomitted on me some point when we were having sex. I also woke up with the condom still on, felt bad man.

>>31144190
you offering?

>>31143943
This kinda

>>31144231
under age, please leave 14 year old.

Because the women in the U.S. are needy bitches and we really shouldn't go out doors, it's amazing how fast a mob forms when your as hideous as a 4channer

>>31144189
This, although I admit I've already had a girlfriend in the past and surprisingly she wasn't ugly.

I actually enjoy being a virgin. I enjoy the fact that I am going to wait for the right woman whom I truly love to give it to. I love being around coworkers when they're talking about stuff in this vein and the question comes to me about fucking a girl. I tell them, "I wouldn't know." Then they go, "huh? Are you still a virgin?" "Uh huh."

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're 24 and still a virgin? What are you fucking gay!?"
"Nope."
"Then you might as well be! No girl wants to fuck some 24 year old boy."

I like the fact that I get ridiculed for being a virgin and get laughed at whenever I share my views on marriage. That it should be a sacred bond between two individuals that help and support one another through thick and through thin and that how good sex is should not be a major factor in a marriage.

They laugh and ridicule. I just stand there and plaster the biggest shit eating grin I can muster on my face.

feels good man.

I had few gays hitting on me. No girl interested though. It seems only virginity i might loose is my ass purity ;_;

I'm a proud virgin.

>>31144054
I got a WoW habit to feed, I'm sorry.

I've had about 13 cocks.
Not a virgin.

>>31144241
Sure, want to meet up?

I'm not, my Uncle James used to do thing to me every Tuesday night for about 3 years.

>>31144208
>hit on
who said anything about hitting on them? this is about being good with them, and that means being able to actually talk to them

>>31144267

was referring to when i WAS in school. 26 btw...dumbfuck

im 15

If you're a virgin, never dated before and is already past 25, most people start thinking you're gay.

>>31144240
>not a virgin
>reaction image from One Piece
Sure keep telling yourself that bro.

Whoever said i was ever a virgin?

>>31144240
nasty...

>>31144016
She was black(ugly).

>>31144278
It must sucks to have had a gf in the past and still be virgin today.

>>31144311
depends who's the pillow biter, you or me?

sex is not as good as you think

also OP is a virgin

>>31144426
Indeed. Feels bad, man

>>31144359
dude it's been floating around /a/ since the comic was released.

also there's no point defending not being a virgin, as i can't really back it up (luckily)

>>31144422
Are you trying to imply all black women are ugly?

>>31144354
>implying i should be desperate to fuck some ugly whore who will be the only one wanting spare hole for me, and all of this in order to meet the society's expectations.

>>31144450
I am a virgin, I'm not ashamed, also I'm an A-Sexual gay man.

>Why are you still a virgin /a/ ?

Because I was asked out to go to prom by a reasonably attracted girl and we chatted for a few minutes and then she gave me her number and told me we should meet up the weekend before the prom to get to know one another better. I show up at the meeting spot that weekend where she said to meet but she never shows. I call her number worried about her and I get........the rejection hotline. I then ask her about the next Monday at school and discover that her asking me to the prom, meeting up on the weekend etc......

Was all just an April Fool's Day joke.

Girls........no, females just kinda fell off my radar after that.

B&W

Because I can't stop watching Sleepign with Hinako

;_;

>>31144487

>>31144505
You too need some bromance.

>>31143935
All of this and I'm 20.

I go straight home from college (dropped out for 4 years and didn't go outside for the whole length), don't talk to anyone outside of lessons or regarding anything other than the lessons.

I'm skinny, ugly, no fashion sense, no money, have no interesting stories, not funny, don't drink alcohol, don't like clubs, can't talk without going completely red from embarrassment.

So that is why I'm still a virgin.

>>31144464
That's just what you made up to make yourself feel better. The whole purpose of life is to mate and continue the human race. If everyone was gay or remained a virgin, humanity would die out.

I am not good with girls :(

>>31144056
The further you are from the /a/ stereotype, the more you fag up this place.

You know it's true.

>>31144431
I can be if you want me to. Also, I can dress up as a little girl.

>>31144455
I agree with this. no use arguing you've had sex before. At least you know what's true and can laugh at all the people who say you're lying.

>>31144461
is there really any need to imply that? i mean REALLY?

>>31144552
Fuck your bromance. I'm not your bro and I never will be.

>>31144464
>implying you don't have to go through a lot of shit if you want to meet society's expectations.

If you don't care about other people's opinion, just say so.

HORRIBLE social skills, no confidence, overly controlling mother, vidya and internet.

>>31144505
We've all be made fun of or laughed at by the opposite sex at one point. Just because you get rejected or aren't very attractive doesn't mean you should give up. Suck it up man. You can't be alone for ever, you will go insane.

I'm not into 3D digusting pigs.

>>31144585
>CONFORMITY
>CONFORMITY
>CONFORMITY

>>31144620
Tsundere?

>>31144461
Pretty much.

She was the tsundere type who couldn't leave me alone and stop teasing me, then she hinted she'd cheat on her bf with me.

>>31144279
Ouch
>>31144505
OUCH

80 posts in 20 minutes. I'm speechless, /a/.

>>31144620
Bitter, aren't we?

>>31144585
Are you trying to imply that the whiny blog bullshit in this thread is somehow contributing to the quality of /a/?
Believe me, this place is about to implode from it's own faggotry, and that has nothing to do with who is a virgin or not.

Pretty averge personality, averge looking, no problem with talking and hanging out with girls, pretty socializing, kissed with few girls, even slept with one (literally -- no sex ;_;).
Now 21 and still have not inserted.

>>31144662
What the hell is bromance anyway? You think I want to be around a bunch of guys saying 'BRO' every five seconds? Hell no.

because i am 7 years old

I'm not, I lost my virginity at 14.

Then I developed crippling social anxiety and became a NEET.

>>31144505
Wow, that sucks. But, honestly man, never take a girl seriously when she asks you out. That's a lesson most average boys learn in middle school.

>>31144593
Great, will you peer behind and gaze at me as I fuck you from behind and squelch like a stuck Pig? Will you call me Big Daddy?

I know girls with similar interests that I get a long fine with, it's just that I doubt anyone would ever want to date me, I'm not all that good looking.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>31144559
It does not make me feel any better I'm just sateing the fact. If there were any decent partner wanting to copulate it would be no problem. I just wont desperately fuck to not be laughed at, it's stupid.

>>31144717
Bromance is romance between to men. You should try it.

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Yeah... I can assure you that the same people posting ITT are the ones that complain about how "shitty" /a/ is.

>>31144800
How about no.

I don't go outside and my coworkers are all sluts.

Because I never cared enough to have sex when I can get instant gratification in front of my computer.

>>31144681
Really? We seem to have one of these at least every day.

I'm not, infact I have an std from doing 3 girls in one week recently so I can't narrow it down to which was the biggest whore, I'm hoping it'll go away by itself

Now back to ladies vs butlers.

>>31143935
Same bro, and I'm 22 years old.

Basically I'm just too depressed to engage in social interactions. I hate being by myself all the time but it wins by default.

I'm also somewhat anxious about the idea of dating. I've got brainwashed to think I was no dating material cause I was fat and ugly, so it pretty much stuck even though I'm fairly good looking now.

>>31144610
Yes, My girlfriend is half-brown and I find her very attractive.

because:
1. 2d>3d

2. i'm too lazy and never leave the house.

Waiting so I can lose my virginity to a 2D girl.

I've had my chances, I just didn't realize until it was too late.

>>31144815
That kind of attitude is why you're still a virgin, you're not willing to try anything new, not willing to take a chance. You know the mans G-spot is in his anus. Being fucked in the anus is an incredible feeling, no seriously.

>>31144830
>>31144830
>and my coworkers are all sluts.
You are virgin and all your coworks are sluts?
What am I missing here?

>>31144810
To anon, offtopic threads are only "shit" when they don't like the topic.

>>31143897
- I only go outside because of classes or work;
- I'm socially retarded and boring as hell, usually when someone is actually talking with me I become all silent;
- I've already suffered with some of "bitches and whores" in the past.

>>31144849
>My girlfriend is half-brown
>half-brown

Im a pretty decent looking guy and girls are interested in me.

But the only problem is, I'm really not in the position to be dating anyone right now [no car, no license, no job, no school (although I did just recently sign up for college and have a couple weeks until I can get my license, I'm almost 20 by the way)] and what kind of girl is going to stay with some loser who can't even take care of them? So I kind of just ignore girls when I can. Shit sucks man

>>31144928
It's a matter of opinion, haters are always going to hate. Can't please everyone.

Terrible social anxiety
Ugly
No confidence
Uninteresting with little to say

The only thing I've got going for me is that I'm not a depressed emo like I know a large portion of /a/ is (though I realize I may sound like one while listing my flaws!) and I'm living a very happy life.

BECUASE YOU NEVER MEET PEOPLE WHEN YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE.

But I'm 22 now, and whenever I go on facebook, I see that most of my old classmates are either married, engaged, or have kids. I haven't even been on a single date, and now I feel like I'm on the "hurrdurr I ride the short bus" retard portion of the relationship learning curve.

Feels bad man.

You know... I did a really cool thing for someone today, and it made me think of you guys.

I was half asleep in my costa coffee fortress around 12 when 2 6form lads come in and sit in the booth next to where I was, these 2 were talking about the smaller guys problem, "How can i ask her out", they had to be late teens, 17-19, and shit were they hopeless, talking about how they should trick her into finding out if she likes him etc, one even said they should break into her email and see if they can get a password to her o2 bluebook to read her texts etc.

sad... sad, sad sad... anyone can see that's a fag approach. it was annoying me and I felt like a free cup of coffee and some conversation.

as i wanna keep the post short i won't verbose this, i spoke up, they doubted my ability, i force sat with them and asked a ton of questions about the girl and took notes, after which i showed the kid that he had all he needed to give it his best shot, i helped him put my notes into a nice text, he sent, half an hour later she text back saying she liked him too and that she wanted to meet at their local pub on the night.

I think i figured out why you guys are how you are... you guys don't have any bro's... :( kinda makes me sad.

>>31145001
Get your life together man, think to yourself, do you want to be in the same position in 5-10 years?

Because I'm saving myself for my one true love.

>>31145001
It's better to find someone in your age. I have an awesome job that pays really well and most women approuch me because they're interested in my money.

I feel more ronery now than when I was a complete loser.

>>31144921

I meant dirty sluts. Like, trailer trash. As in, I want none of what they got. They have checks I'll never cash. Ect. ect.

>>31145022
You're still young, 22, if you just bear with it for a few years, by the time you're 24-25 you'll be a 100% normal functioning member of society, not to late to change your life around anon. Do it before it's to late, anything worth having in life you have to work hard for, don't give up just because it's difficult.

>>31144928
Oh, is that how it works?

>>31145100
I'll be your one true love if you take it from behind and don't mind be smacked around once in a while.

Basically I'm too afraid to talk to people. It's so bad I can hardly talk to people on the internet. It's partly because I feel inferior to everyone else. I don't have the knowledge or intellect to talk in serious discussions and I'm generally a boring person to talk to.

My standards are too high, ham beasts just because I'm nice doesn't mean I want to plunge into you!

>>31145022

They are living shitty lives. Their marriages will end in lovelessness or divorce. Their children will not get what they need to grow. You, on the other hand, have options and can still choose what kind of life you want to live.

>>31145133
I'll believe it when it happens. And I'm not going to give up just because it's difficult. I'm going to give up because it's the only thing left that I haven't tried.

>>31145001

haha date, put your penis inside them, then never speak to them again, faggot.

too busy fucking my girlfriend

feels good man

>>31145111
Yeah I have the same problem man, rich family and people know it, plus I look and talk posh, the only women that seem interested in me are women way out of my league, which are only obviously after my money. Money sucks, I wish I was poor man,at least then I'd know someone liked me for me, not for money.

>>31145182
You may THINK you're boring, but chances are you're not. If you have nothing to say, then you just dont, nothing can be done about it.

If you try too hard then you'll never find your words so just sit and listen and when something comes up that you have an opinion on, just say it and act like you're talking to yourself dont worry about changing it to make it sound good or anything. That's really bad too. And if no one is paying attention and talking over you, talk louder than them until they look at you.

>>31145265
pretty much this. Just find someone you can stick it in, once you've lost your cherry all of that putting women and sex on a pedestal goes away. Get it done and over with man.

>>31145182
planet is 50% women, if you think you're sad and boring there are millions of women out there in the same position.

>>31145389
>>31145265
eh, im not a virgin though and random sex just isn't satisfying.

I want to settle down with someone. Not that I'll mind going through girls until one sticks with me

>>31145182

damn you anon, pulling my heart strings.

You know how to change that right? if you think you're a boring person invest your time in doing things that are interesting.

I'm a huge bookfag, not an e/lit/ist, but I do own alot of philosophy and romance books, and I'm a HUGE fan of oscar wilde and C. Bronte.

Give them a try, seriously reading books, investing some deep thought and making them a part of you is great, I'm a sucker for the quiet shy bookworm intellectual types, and using what you've read is very effective, plus being able to talk about famous novels works for me.

Find something that interests you and take it as far as you can anon, boring people are usually born from a stagnant mind, and that's so easy to change.

>>31145389
This times a thousand. The problem all of you have is you are treating sex and relationships like they are a huge deal. That will kill you and only get more intense and divisive as you get older. It's actually not a big deal at all. If you just like being alone, that's fine. But a lot of you legitimately seem to lament being virgins, so you better take this guy's advice, or your going to keep living in fear of women and longing for this ideal Disney situation that will never come, then you'll die alone and bitter.

>>31145523
What are you 70? No one reads books any more Grandpa.

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>>31145545
and the longer you leave the more disappointed you will be when or if you finally do have sex.