Wow

Right

fuck this

lol, what?

stepping_on_snails.jpg

ugh

YOU STUPID FUCKS! SAGE THE THREAD! WHY DO YOU ENCOURAGE THIS SHIT?

sagebomb

He probably meant beer bellys.

I never want to see this shit again.

Derp.

Holy crap, that was fast.

And here I thought nothing could disturb me

This is not okay.

go to hell faggot

>pregnant
More like typical fatass american football viewers.

bump

>Songoku and Vegeta © Japan

hahahaha

>> © Japan
I lol'd

>>30702956
hello sir "I don't know how sage works"
It does nothing but cause your post to don't bump the thread

>so bed tonight might be rough.

And here I thought I was having a nice day.

http://cowcat44.deviantart.com/art/Super-Bowl-XLIV-153197736
>the comments

When I saw this picture I instinctively looked for my knife.

I must have some kind of calling.

brb, browsing deviantart and then saving the world.

this is my fetish

>>30703234
>there is no image macro.jpg

ALL
OF
MY
HATE

>>30702859
>>30703234

I keep this in a passworded folder named "THE WORST" for good reason.

Go Saints!

- Lance

This is all fine m'kay.
Don be hatin' now boyz.
ugu

>>30703298
Why do you keep it AT ALL?

>>30703340
brb killing myself

I cannot stand living after seeing that picture.

Superior

>>30703298
>I keep this

This thread has the gay.

>>30703383

JESUS CHRIST

>>30703340

Dear God, ah, it actually claws itself under my eyelids, and then goes down into muy gut and starts to kill me with frost fom the inside.

comments
>Definitely vote for more of larger Goku!

>My Brain just broke.

>>30703383

HOW CAN PEOPLE MAKE THIS SHIT AND STAY ALIVE?!

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>30703400
>>30703382

see >>30703383

jesus fuck

>>30703444
you lost me

>BUY THIS PRINT

this is one hell of a bizarre thread.

Goku spread his legs open as he felt the next contraction build. He pushed long and hard, crying out as he felt the baby shift again and the pressure on in his lower abdomen turn to burning pain. Everything was burning painfully and he felt like he couldn't stop pushing, his body taking over for him. There was a rush of movement and Goku felt his birth canal open wider and the baby's body slip out...

Hours later
Goku's breathing was coming in short gasps as he tried to center himself for the next contraction. He centered on the intense pain in his belly and the increasing pressure between his legs. He felt like he was being ripped in half with each contraction. Goku closed his eyes again as he waited for the next contraction. It came soon enough and he shifted up, grabbing the fabric tightly. He pushed long and hard, crying out as he felt the baby shift again and the pressure below his belly turn to burning pain. The pain in his hips becoming unbearable as he strained to push out the baby's head...

>>30703546

WTF!!

>>30702859
Has 15 favorites already.

This is going to be more popular than anything YOU will ever do.

>>30703383

Vegeta feels a rumble in his bowels. There was this warm sensation in his stomach. Vegeta sits up quickly clutching his stomach. His stomach gives another nasty grumble. He pushes Goku out of the way running, or waddling, as fast as he can to the bathroom. He slams the door behind him.

First silence then a loud sound like a trumpet. Goku flinches as he hears loud farting and Vegeta moan.... "Ugh" Goku muttered, holding his nose as he slipped out of the room.

OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

Human life is limited so why would anyone spend some of it to draw pictures of Goku and Vegeta giving birth?

5:00 pm
Vegeta's contractions grow stronger and stronger with each passing hour. He sifts uncomfortably in the bed trying to ease the pain. Goku pops in every so often to comfort him.

9:00 pm
The nurses check Vegeta to find he is he is fully dialated and ready to push. They call Goku in for support.Grabbing towel and other supplies they prepare for the birth. Vegeta bears down when the next contraction sets in. "You're doing good sweety. Push with the contractions." The nursed encouraged. "You can do it, Keep pushing. you're almost there." Vegeta groaned as the next contraction hit him hard.

15 more painful minutes passed with no progress until Goku cried "The head is almost out!! Come on Vegeta push, harder!!!"

>this thread

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

9:00 pm
The nurses check Vegeta to find he is he is fully dialated and ready to push. They call Goku in for support. Grabbing towel and other supplies they prepare for the birth. Vegeta bears down when the next contraction sets in. "You're doing good sweety. Push with the contractions." The nursed encouraged. "You can do it, Keep pushing. you're almost there." Vegeta groaned as the next contraction hit him hard.

9:30 pm
15 more painful minutes passed with no progress until Goku cried "The head is almost out!! Come on Vegeta push, harder!!!" Vegeta pushed but still nothing. A few minutes passed, and he felt something slip out from beneath him. Vegeta groaned loudly and landed back on the pillows with a thump, panting heavily. He quickly opened his eyes when he heard the cries of a baby.

9:40 pm
Vegeta stiffened as another contraction flowed through him. Goku put his hand on his mates belly. “There’s another,” Vegeta moaned. The nurses rumaged through their supplies for another towel and blanket. Goku wrapped his arms around his mate.

Damn it I can't leave this thread, I haven't seen what the babies look like yet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9:40 pm
Vegeta stiffened as another contraction flowed through him. Goku put his hand on his mates belly. “There’s another,” Vegeta moaned. The nurses rumaged through their supplies for another towel and blanket. Goku wrapped his arms around his mate.

2:00 am
Vegeta gripped the sheets beneath him as he pushed his internal muscles to get the baby out. He heard Goku's encouraging words as the pain grew more intense with each passing second.

4:00 am
Vegeta felt the cub slip from beneath him and Vegeta collapsed onto the pillows in exhaustion. He sat up slowly as the nurses brought his crying babies toward him. Goku smiled and nuzzled his mate.

After 48 hours of hard labor vegeta gave birth to a healthy set of twins. The proud parents considered the birth one of their greatest Valentine's day gifts ever.

Gioku(male) 6 pounds(on the right)
Viogeta - Vio for short(female) 5.5 pounds (on the left)

>>30703570
>>30703546

>This thread.

>>30703661
FRATERNAL TWINS!

KAWAII~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my fucking god

There are no words.

Yes! YES!
Go for it, OP, you sick fuck! Destroy their childhoods!

While Bulma was downstairs intertaining the kids, Goku went up to check on Vegeta's condition. To his dismay, he discovered Vegeta now had a fever and was shivering uncontrollably. He placed a hand on Vegeta's stomach and his fears were confirmed, Vegeta had gone into labor way too early....

>>30703269

This is the kind of shit that makes me wish I had hacking abilities

Goku rushes downstairs to tell Bulma. While he is explaining when they both hear a loud groan from upstairs. he quickly dashes back up to see Vegeta painfully staggering to the bathroom. Vegeta was also kneeling in a large puddle of water, which could only mean one thing...
the babies, were coming...

Wow. Best One-shot ever.

rriving at the hospital, Goku rushes off to get a doctor. Vegeta is able to remove his pants before collapsing in a growing puddle a water... Will Goku get back in time?

Oh humanity, limitless wonders.

>>30703468
>>30703383

someone needs to do this with Guts and Kamina

When Goku returns he sees his mate laying flat on his back legs spread, knees bent. He quickly grabs the Pj's Vegeta had taken off and lays them across the smaller sayian's quivering lap. Goku reassures Vegeta that everything will be fine, but will it...

nurse arrives and tell Goku to follow her. Goku picks Vegeta up and carries him to the room. He carefully lays Vegeta on the bed, draping a cloth over his lap. The nurse informs the two to wait while she get supplies. Goku Comforts his convulsing mate. Then their world is turned upside down...

All of a sudden, Vegeta begains to choke, each time coughing up large amounts of blood. He tries situate himself, but doubles over from pain. He suddenly feels a gooey substance lapping at his feet. Blood! Blood is spilling all over,: rushing between his legs, allover the cloth and the bed. What else can go wrong?

>>30703814
Those cute little beak-like shoes have calmed my rage.

Goku yells down the hall and two nurses hear the cries for help and come running. Vegeta grows paler by the minute blood still pouring out. The nurses instruct Goku to grab Vegeta's shoulders and hold him steady. The nurse grabs his legs and spread them to deliver the baby, but Vegeta is loosing too much blood...

Wait, is Vegeta drinking?! That's not safe for the baby!

>>30703910
>blood

After the births, Goku holds Vegeta close to him as his mate whispers something to him. Suddenly Vegeta's head jerks back and his eyes close for a final time... Vegeta is dead!
just kidding!

FUCK YOU BRANDI M!

>>30703953
After the births, Goku holds Vegeta close to him as his mate weakly whispers something to him. With shock, Goku looks from Vegeta to the newest arrival them back to Vegeta. There is utter silence. Goku sighs letting the tension relax from his shoulders and nuzzles Vegeta. The new addition to the family is names Brogeta...

Sadly Vegeta found out later that one of the twins was a still born. Vegeta doesn't take the death to well. He names her Gota.

This is why I don't believe in God.

I still want to barf, but Vegeta actually looks like he's fighting, which he is, but.....all that grunting and screaming, in this scene............lol. This needs to get animated.

Vegeta and Goku sit at a grave and mourn the loss of their daughter, Gota.

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>30704001
So....deep...

GOTA IS DEAD!

SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE!

"Hey Vegeta wanna train"

"No Kakarrot not today."

"But..."

"I'm just not in the mood... I need to be alone for awhile."
(Vegeta still mourns the loss of his daughter.)

I laughed my ass of for 20 minutes, best thread for a while

Well that's it for that story. Hope you enjoyed it!

I AM CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER AND RAGE.

ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE

What is this travesty!?

It's first time I have been THIS CLOSE to vomiting after seeing thread on 4chan. Bravo, I must say.

>>30704023
That's the worst picture I've ever seen.

>>30704054
Why did he bother going SSJ when he's mourning his dead daughter?

>>30704010
I think He's bored, if this was 1000 b.c things sure would be different around here! fucking meteor showers and floods everywhere so this kind shit never happens.

Anyway, godspeed Gota :,(

Part 10: 7:00pm
Vegeta sleeps peacefully in a hospital bed before birth.

>When I saw the images in this thread.

>>30704118
I was actually eating while reading this. It was close.

This is possibly the worst thread I've ever seen on 4chan.

Congratulations.

Humanity disappoints me yet again.

>>30704098