Oh shit guys, I just solved Umineko.Pic related.
>>30516534But the one pretending to be Beatrice isn't necessarily the culprit.
>>30516613Moon-chan is up to something. Don't care if she's being manipulated, or manipulating someone, or pretending to be manipulated by someone for the goals of manipulating them, trolling poor Battler on the phone isn't very nice.
>>30516681the third option is the way for Kyrie to be awesome
>>30516681HA! SHE WAS PRETENDING TO PRETEND TO BE MANIPULATED, IN ORDER TO MANIPULATE HER MANIPULATER'S MANIPULATER INTO MANIPULATING BATTLER INTO THINKING THAT SHE WAS MANIPULATED SO THAT SHE CAN MANIPULATE HIM!
>>30516741Ryukishi would be proud.
>>30516738Kyrie is awesome. She tag-team trolls Battler with Jessica.Still, her epic troll ability does not dimenish the fact that Jessica is also a troll.Oh Umineko, you so crazy.
>>30516741....
>>30516741Awesome.
I love how, no matter how fucked up the faces were, DEEN always remembered to make the female character's breasts jiggle whenever they so much as twitched.
>>30516741The sad thing is, you are most likely completely correct.
>>30516912Priorities, man. Priorities. Why they focused on Jessica instead of MOEtsuhi, I'll never know.
>>30516912They're mindset was probably that there was no fuckng way they'd get the story right, so might as well just focus on reaction faces and fanservice.
>>30516972Their*, goddamn I am retarded.
Jessitrice?I thought everyone agreed that Geroge-Beatrice was the truth.
>>30516967Because Jessica is either a fucking asshole, or connected to Beato in some clusterfuckish manner. For the animefags, they'd never suspect that the same pantsu providing girl is up to anything. Perhaps. Or, LOLDEEN.
>>30517039>George>In a dressSee, if I were Battler, and found out that that was the truth, I'd most likely stay impaled in the chapel.
>>30517079That really would explain why he hasn't made really any progress in freeing his family from island genocide.As much as he loves Ange, the sacrifice he'd have to make to go back is pretty brutal.
>>30517129I'd stop existing. Really, Bernkastel and Erika were bros for trying to destroy him in the chapel, if that was his fate.Freaking creepy Pedo-George.