Because I'm people

Animu & Mango

because mai life is awesome, i just sit around watching anime all dai

I don't have limbs

My curiosity overrides everything else.

>>26785357

I still have plenty of time to die later.

Lately, less and less.

Well I don't know really.
I feel like I'm coming down with a cold. Could be Swin Flu for all I know. Anyone knows if death by Swine Flu is painful?
I might just lock myself here and let the flu take care of the rest.

What DOES keep me from killing myself?

It would make my family sad.

None of my other friends like being the DM, if I die then they'll probably never get another good session going ever again.

That and I still really need to kill this son of a bitches Rogue Gnome.

I hate that fucking gnome, so much.

Because i know there is not afterlife and im scared, if i was sure there is something after we die i would have done it long ago.

If someone pointed a gun at your head would you beg for mercy?

I know I wouldn't.

I always think about all the people's money I would end up wasting if I killed myself now. If I could instantly pay back my college expenses and such, then I would leave and go kill myself somewhere.

Sawako

hate, hate toward whole world.

When you die you cease to exist, you become nothing but a corpse. I would rather live a shitty life than no life at all.

The rope broke, the gun locked, and I can't look away from /a/.

No.

Wait.

A better question for Anon is...

Why stops you from living?

I hate my life too much to let it win

and life wins when it finally manages to kill you

I can't die without knowing who is the killer of Rokkenjima.

>>26785566
>>26785540
>>26785497
>>26785450
these and wellbutrin

>>26785357

Because there are people that are actually dumber than me.

>>26785601
>Implying he ceased to exist once.

YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW THAT!

>>26785648
Are you sure?

>>26785497
Well, that brings up even more questions, actually. Still mostly regarding, "Why haven't you killed yourself?"

Wouldn't I like to know.

I'M SO FUCKING LONELY AND UNWANTED. BAAAAAWWWW

fridays.. god i feel so fucking free every friday... til i get home from school and realise i have no life.. but it makes me look forward to next ''way home from school on friday''

Willpower and hope

I don't have the money for a gun right this moment. Soon though.

Life.

>>26785612
PNKD

look it up

>>26785662
It's the most probable thing. We have proof most religions were created by men as tools to explain the unexplained early on. If an afterlife does exist it will be far different than anything talked about in religious texts.

>>26785592
DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

tits...

fear of not being able to play unreleased video games and watch anime not yet aired

>>26785540
This and my cowardice.

Suicide is fleeing from life.
To flee is cowardice.
I will not stand to be a coward.

I still manage to enjoy life, all things considered.

Happiness.

>>26785755
I wish to be the little coward.

>>26785357

My family. I know that killing myself would fuck them up and I don't want to put them through that.

>>26785703
Unless you're going for a decent caliber, I'd try a different method. If you somehow survive that shit you're a vegetable with no way out.

>>26785755
You'd be one of those morons who would stand there in a losing battle and get killed.

Fuck that, cowardice is a good thing.

>>26785805
I was thinking a shotgun with a slug round.

>>26785755
bravery can get you killed for as much as it can keep you alive

well I love my life for one.

>>26785674

Do you ever realize that some statements that some people make are just a mere bullshit? You know, when they believe they are correct, they're too dumb to notice that they are 100% wrong.

>>26785357


Indeed, what

Haven't got anything that would be definitely just like switching off a light.

>>26785487
HOW YOU TYPE

>>26785357

I got used to being suicidal like I got used to being ronery.
Now it doesn't exist to me anymore.

I'm afraid of finding out I'm immortal but not physically invincible.

If I kill myself, my mother will suffer.
I love my mother, so I don't want to kill myself.

1) Life is going really well.
2) I have tons of friends.
3) Even though I broke up with my gf, she still wants the sex. Badly.
4) My purpose in life hasn't been achieved and I still stand a great chance of achieving it.
5) I'm not a pussy.
6) There's way too many cool things left to do.
7) Anime is not a world I absorb myself into and succumb to its faggotry, rather, it's entertainment that enters my world to be enjoyed. Sorry 2d girls, shit's taken.
8) Shits awesome.

>>26785626
This.
Life fucking owes me, and I won't make it that easy for it to get away with screwing me over.

Parents, Hope

I've always been an impulsive person. I do a lot of stupid shit on mere impulse. Obviously, this isn't a good thing, so I got used to stopping impulses. I still say and do really stupid shit on reflex, but I can silence the impulse that tells me to frontally collide with other cars and the ones that make me feel like just picking up a knife and cut my throat.

It's not that I really feel the need to die. Then again, I don't really feel a need to live either.

>>26785583
>>26785801
these
Must finish Berserk in its entirety.
Want a kid to raise and be a dad. (could be a clone of me for all i care, i just want to raise one to be better than me in every way.)
Suicide is dishonorable and cowardice, I would love to die fighting for what is right and for someone who needs help.
Want to see the news after the whole 2012 incident.
Want to see if that asteroid does hit us in 2045 or somewhere around then.
Want to see if Yellowstone goes super volcano like its supposed to and see how things go.
I want to see where technology takes us.

....

pretty long list there...

>>26785357

The world will always be cruel no matter what, so I'll let the world fuck itself, while I just live a normal life.

>>26786016

9. I keep lying to myself on the internet.
10. ;_;

>>26785825
>>26785841
There is a difference between prudent retreat and cowardice. Doing an action you know is fatal simply to create an appearance of bravery is cowardice, fleeing to death; it is better to apply your strengths where they are effective, even if that means waiting for the proper time to gamble.

>>26786016
naw mush. just... naw

coz im just so awesome
<--- like this guy

my parents are still alive, can't let them down before they die

Dunno , I;m a 23 years old virgin , I still live in my parents basement and I'm failing college (5 years too old yeah ... ) ... my dreams are shattered anon , I know I will never conquer the world ...

>>26786204
fighting or running from a losing battle are both often fatal, if you are dying by being hunted down and put to death in a fictional fight scenario or dying in battle which is the braver death, to die sooner without retreat or to die later after retreating and living life while you can

i'll tell you which, neither, and the faggot that talked about bravery in regards to death at all is a faggot

Not wanting to be dead.

I still have a roof, a pc, and that keeps me going.
If I cannot find a job before parents die or kick me out though, then I'll consider offing myself.
Shouldn't be too hard to die of hypothermia around these parts in case of getting kicked out.

>>26786016
So everything you say isn't the reverse.
That's not going to become difficult or confusing.
How short are you not planning on doing this?

I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

Cause I enjoy living i guess.
Sure, I'm a lonely son of a bitch, but I don't see why I would kill myself for that reason.
Besides, new computer and new screen = more games and more HD anime.

My parents... they are paying for everything in university, this is my 3rd year there, I just think it would be a waste... I've come this far, might just as well go the distance. After that, if life still sucks, job is crap, and nothing I want is achievable I'll reconsider.

Parents are still alive.

Yeah, that's basically it.

Hope.

And my waifu.

Because I would be dead for a fucking long time, why not stick here a bit longer?

Also, suicide is the best way to tell life "you won" and I'm not going to give her that satisfaction.

suicide is a selfish act

The hope that I might achieve my dream someday.

I'm afraid.

I'm not pathetic enough to actually do it. Only a worthless little cowardly shitface would actually do it.

Dear Neji spammer, you should do as Misaki says.

Would jumping in front of a train do the trick?

>>26786836
I lack, guilt, regret, and empathetic concern so that REALLY doesn't affect me

>>26785357
I like myself and I got people who need me.
To all emotional anons out there, you're not living until you find something to die for!

>>26786932
You are are strong person, my friend.

>>26786925
depends, my 3rd cousin or some such shit tried that and all he lost was his free will and a bit of intelligence

seriously though, what kind of brain injury takes away your ability to act without being told to do so?

>>26786988
You tell me.

>>26786950
i'd rather find someone to live for

>>26786836
Brotip: Every act you commit in life is a selfish act. Enjoy your acts.

>>26787017
Then search for that person and promise me not to die before you find him/her.

>>26786925
ask that fucking baby once it can talk

>>26787061
Babies are small though.

>>26787057
there is no entirely selfish or selfless act
>>26787059
i've vowed to never touch anyone else in a romantic or sexual nature so that makes things a bit difficult

My family does.
As much as I despise myself right now, It would be completely selfish to leave my family with the pain and guilt they would face.

They believe I can get through my horrible depression, and I suppose, that too gives me some hope.

two spammers and still going strong

even this thread won't die

It would make my family sad.

I'd need a way of killing myself that made it look like an accident, was guaranteed to kill me, I would be incapable of aborting once I had initiated it and either wasn't very painful or didn't last very long.

The best I can come up with is traffic accident. any other ideas?

>>26787208
Get drunk, pass out in snow.

>>26787127
>i've vowed to never touch anyone else in a romantic or sexual nature so that makes things a bit difficult

This is what's wrong in today's society: It's always SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.

Hell, just find a person you want to LIVE for! Someone you would want to make happy, someone you only wish the best etc.

In other words, a friend.

Search for him/her and don't die. Please.

>>26787208
Kill yourself via overdose of some hard drug, like heroine?

Too much effort.

Anime and Manga.

Aria specifically saved me from it.

Two spammers? I'm flattered.

>>26785357
I can't make changes in my life.... ;_;

God does!

I paid £4000 to be on this Master's course I might as well finish it first.

>>26787278
My family knows I've never done drugs before. They'd either think it was suicide or that I was severely depressed and died by accident which would also fuck them up.

>>26787239
Not bad. Will look into it. Still isn't quite as completely by accident as I would like, like getting run over or something.

i want to watch the world end

The fact that things could always be worse, I guess.

>>26787469
Sucker.

I love myself. Why should I?

Nothing stops, nothing urges.

>>26787595
Because no one else does.

>>26787686
Why should I give a damn about other peoples opinions?

Two imagebombers eh?

What an interesting development...

Human instinct to survive. That doesn't mean I can't put myself in harms way hoping to die though.

I'm not selfish

Left 4 Dead 2 and Borderlands is coming out next week.

And the GA soundtrack.