I shaved my legs 3 days ago, lets talk about that?

I'm bored and alone and have been for months. I want something to do.

Let's talk about how I went to my freidns house llast night and played Pool, KOF Maximum Impact 2, and Sorry.

It was pretty cool, but I always wake up too late the day after.

i think about suicide 3 times a day

I just had motherfucking pizza

I also decided to try shaving my balls a week ago for the first time.

Wanna hear?

TIM BISLEY'S A FAGGOT

but, umm, I'm crushing on some girl with amazing legs. She has a boyfriend though, FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>26557357
be careful about what you offer, this thread could go south really fast

>>>/r9k/

>>26557381
The only way you can get her is to destroy the relationship. My tip is to create some sort of doubt between them.

>>26557357

Excuse me, but my leg-shaving adventures were far more interesting than the deforestation of your scrotum.

You don't "voluntarily barricade ourselves in bedrooms" and it's true nobody does care about you.

You are barricaded in your room by oppressive social and political pressures, if you all lived in magical happy fun land would you still be locked away in your dark rooms?

And you could drop dead right now and who would really care outside of your immediate family?

>>26557321
you might get shot in the head if you greet people with that smile

I don't have time for a social life - working more than 40 hours a week and going to school the other two days (which means homework) will do that to you. At least I have an excuse - and anime is a great thing to relax with after a stressful day.
Actually though, if I could make friends capable of appreciating Shusaku Endo, the Electric Light Orchestra, and fine anime, among other things, I would be really happy, but I don't really have time to go out and look for them.

>>26557299
Thinking of becoming a trap, eh?

>>26557346
The only reason I haven't done it yet is because my family couldn't afford a funeral.

Wow I feel slight depressed now.

To be honest I much prefer the secluded life I lead. The only depressing thing about my current lifestyle is knowing that one day it'll have to come to an end.

But until then, life is good.

>>26557496
I feel your pain pal. Up until recently I worked nights five, six and seven days a week and always had to reject offers to do anything because I had to work. I have a better shift now with more time off but now nobody calls me anymore.

>>26557497

Well, half of me was trying to convince myself that leg shaving is just an extension of my passion for bikes (for whatever reason, hardcore riders shave their legs) but yes, part of me wanted to feel pretty.

I confess that shaving was fun, but I can see it getting tedious very quickly. I mean, it took me 2 hours to get both legs perfectly smooth, and on the next day I could already feel new stubble. Also, razor blades are probably the most impractically things for shaving into rounded places.

I'm thinking of Veeting, but I'm not sure how quickly chemical's hair would grow back...I don't want smooth legs forever, even if I can entertain myself for some time by running my hands over them.

>>26557689

Not my legs, but note the perfect smoothness.

>>26557562
atleast you have a familly dude...even my own mother abandoned me
if i kill myself my landlord would find me after a month or two completely rotten

>>26557689
Veet is great stuff, I use it on my balls, the area between my legs and down my ass crack (even though you're not technically supposed to) and it works so well. No stubble. No itching.

>>26557942

How long does it take to grow back?

>>26557689
The chemicals are really only good for removing peach fuzz like some women have on their upper lips. Using too much will remove a layer of skin as well. The only men who shave their body hair and keep it smooth are those men who either like wasting hours in the bathroom and have an impeccable attention to detail or else men who simply weren't blessed with tangles of thick, dark hairs covering 50% or more of their skin. The only way to ensure smoothness in the case of men with normal body hair is waxing.

It's painful to be homosexual.

>>26557787
That's awful. Who takes care of you? The state?

>>26557942

do not listen to this troll unless you like severe burning sensations on sensitive skin.

>>26557974
I generally do it once every two to three months, when the hair starts getting unruly. I shave my chest, stomach, pubic area and armpits too but on average I have to shave those areas every four to five days.

>>26557983

I don't want to wax ;_;

>>26558026

Then how do pornstars get them perfectly smooth vaginae? Also waxing?

>So, /a/, what do you want to talk about tonight?

animu & mango, why else would I be here?

>>26558119

>>26558140

>>26557987
myself , i have worked on part time jobs since i was 14 to be able to keep a roof over my head and some food , i steal my internet from my neighbor next door

>>26558026
Nobodies trolling. You're not supposed to use Veet on damaged or cracked skin, I use the sensitive variety of Veet and can honestly say that I've never experienced any major discomfort.

>>26558159

>>26558026

Sounds like someone tried using his mother's/sister's hair remover, and managed to overdo it. I , too, have experienced the burning agony of veet on the ass. You have my empathy, brother.

>>26558187

>>26558164
That's terrible bro ;__;

>>26558111
yes

>>26557689
Another velofag on /a/? Bullshit. What kind of bike do you ride?

>>26558237

>>26558285

Taking pics, hold a sec.

I'm consumed by a trap fantasy.

Anybody want to hear about it?

>>26558243
its kind of hard but you get used to it it has been 5 years already since she left , her last words to me where "im tired of all this im out of here , i have to leave" back then i used to belive she was just going for a walk or something

>>26558338

As long as it doesn't involve any descriptions of how it feels like to be penetrated, go on.

>>26558287

>>26557255
It's fucking 4am here and it's sunday already. Approximately 12hours ago I was invited to a party - I turned it down. Then around 1am I had a drunk girl in my dorm room - obviously I turned her down too.

And now you, pathetic tripfag, are trying to start some kind of social chat in the only place where I can actually feel free from all of that crap? Get the fuck out and don't leave unless you want to discuss some animu and mango.

tl;dr: sage

>>26558374

I really need to find work
damn liberals and their affirmative action, when do whites get special treatment?

>>26558377

>>26558391

>>26558459
>>26558459

>>26558352

In this fantasy I meet a "girl" on /a/ who conveniently lives in the same town as me, we chat for a bit online and it turns out we have similar interests, after a while we agree to meet up at a local eating establishment where I figure out that despite being very cute she "she" is actually a he. In order to make amends for the deception I demand that we go out on a date to the beach where I spend the day treating the trap exactly the same as I'd treat a real girl.

After having a rally nice time walking around the shops, holding hands and basically acting like a regular couple we decide that we don't want it to end and we go down to the beach and cuddle as the sun goes down. As the sun sets we kiss and just lay on the beach looking at each other until we start shivering from the cold.

[cont]

>>26558349 here
well i got to go , i have to wake up early , good bye to the anon i was talking to , and remember dude , even when it looks hard, it allways could be worse , dont give up

>>26558459
>>26558637

Continue dumping y/n?

Well the only thing I want to get off my chest is my love interest. This girl i started talking to recently but liked afar is in my head all the time, I can't stop thinking about her, So I told her how I felt. She said she didnt feel the same so i was like fuck I even cried like a bitch later on . But were still friends. I got curious so i went to her other friends and apparently she thinks most guys are immature. which is why she doesn't date. Also Its possible because of her religion. My heart aches for this girl and it sucks because she doesn't like me back. but still. everytime were along and hanging out I still feel something. Why are women so confusing. and for some reason It gets awkward and quiet because Neither of us will talk. This girl means everything to me. I have never felt this way before. I wish I kept my virginity for her, YET for some reason i feel bad if i think sexually of her.. Id fuckin marry this girl and I cant get over her. I wont give up. WHY CANT I JUST MOVE ON.

>>26557479

That's not true for all of us.
I'm a basement dweller because I'm incurably lazy.

>>26558780
I'm reading.

>>26558285

Bottom one is a Bianchi ViaNirone 7....I use it only for when I to out to exclusively ride. Set me back a pretty penny....

The green lugnut on the top is a Dawes frame of indeterminable age that I use for communiting, or doing anything that requires me to leave my ride unattended for more than 15 seconds.

>>26558780
Y

>>26558836
Oh anon ... ;_;

>>26558970
I know it fuckin sucks. its almost time were both head off to college and im scared im never going to see her again..

>>26558936

>>26559033

>>26557255
PLEASE dump the rest of this, anon! Bromance is go!

The green workhorse.

>>26558685

[cont]

When the cold finally becomes too much to endure we decide to go to a hotel on the seafront, we somehow end up with the nicest room in the hotel and after a while we end up in exactly the same position we were in on the beach. We kiss passionately for a while and slowly undress each other until finally we're lying face to face on a large bed completely naked, we gently explore each others bodies with our hands until the trap takes command and begins giving me a blowjob. It doesn't take long for me to blow my load which he swallows in one go. To repay the favour a sit him on the corner of the bed and then cuddle up behind him and kiss his neck while giving him a handjob. I rub his chest and whisper sensually in his ear that it's okay to cum which he finally does with a soft moan and a whimper. After laying down on the bed for a while and reflecting what just happened he takes my hand and leads me to the bathroom where we both shower together before finally falling asleep in each others arms on the bed.

>>26557321

Watch old TV series on hulu

>>26558893
>>26558955

Sorry for the delay

>>26558714
Sorry man, I had to go and do something. I hope everything works out.

>>26559138

Oh, OP. You presume all are lonely here.

>>26557255

While there isn't anything in particular I want to get off my chest I feel as though I should state my support for a thread like this. Things have gotten out of hand.

>>26559175