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    155 KB Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:30 No.26387856  
    So anonymous.

    The other day I was eating lunch with some Japanese exchange students, as requested by my teacher, when some fucking fat weeaboo just pops out of nowhere and sits down next to me. I can't even describe the horror to you, so I have attached a picture of a girl who resembles her eerily. She was not in cosplay, however, but was wearing an InuYasha shirt and a dog collar. Her bag, as well, was emblazened with the wondrous logo of the show.

    Well, immediately she began asking them all manner of things in her choppy, applemilk-esque version of Japanese, including "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD NEEEEE DESU". One of the Japanese students replied that he likes ramen. The weeaboo continued to spout off about ZOMG RAMEN IS LIEK AWESOMMMMEEE when she was obviously thinking of the *instant* variety. At this point I was being polite and tolerant, as usual. She went on to enthusiastically relate to me how she acquired a *holographic* Meowth card for *only fifteen dollars* the other day. Then she moved on to Pocky. She squealed, "OHMYGOD POCKY IS SOOOOO YUMMY I JUST CAN'T STOP EATING IT"

    I reply, "Maybe that's why you are such a fat fucker."

    I stood up, and looked her right in her beady eyes as her pudgy face crumbled slowly into a fine dust. As I turned and left the room, a gust of wind blew through, and the Akagi OP hummed gently in the background.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:32 No.26387900
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:33 No.26387918
    inb4 cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:33 No.26387935
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:34 No.26387952
    >dog collar

    Why the fuck do they wear this? Seriously. Why is it every time I see a weeaboo they're wearing this shit?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:35 No.26387961
    OP is not having kids any time soon, or ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:35 No.26387962
    >>26387856
    NANTOKANAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >> paperface !3/L.WLhyP6 10/13/09(Tue)20:35 No.26387990
    >>26387952
    I always see them wearing fishnet arm stockings and/or what appear to be black parachute pants with chains attached.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:35 No.26387992
    bullshit
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:36 No.26387998
    MOE AGATTE AGATTE AGATTE IKE
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:36 No.26388016
    But why did she sit down with you in the first place? Are you sure this wasn't like your one and only friend?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:36 No.26388018
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    >> trollbeard !Plusdp4o5Y 10/13/09(Tue)20:37 No.26388031
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    if OP isnt trolling he is my hero
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:37 No.26388036
    >>26387856
    How many people were around to see you?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)20:38 No.26388055
    coolpastabro



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